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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

nice

i was baptised n all that shit but i dont believe no more coz its a load of bullshit,

anyway thank god someone proved these god ass kissers that the bible is what some dude made up to make his kids behave n then adapted it into some genormous story over the years to make the world a better place...

supose it was a good idea but if the dude who made it up was still alive he would be pissin himself laughin

the flash sucked balls but it took u 3 hours? not bad

all i got to say to christians is:

U GOT PWNED!!! LOL!!

n0g0d responds:

u dont b-leve in propa gramers 'n' spelli'n 2, do yaz?

funny

lol, that was funny. people need to realize religion is bullshit. I guess its good that it helps people be better people and all but come on now, you really think Jesus is coming back and shit? If so your a moron and deserve to be shot in the face and or laughed at.

Putting it in an offensive way...

First off, I am secular, I despise religion, not God. But, I assure you, there is no bias in my review. I can see your atheist-like attitude, but if you do with to put up evidence, (which I am going to use in a debate, please?) please do so in a more tolerable manner or else the fanatics and extremists will go irrational and using the evidence of "faith (which is just, frankly, (sorry for my vocabulary) bullcrap.)" to attack your statement. I can see the Newgrounds staff is tolerable, but, be warned, some crazy extremist might go all "HOLY ROLLERSKATES" on you.

Well then,

I read through most of the reviews before posting mine. I didn't wish to repeat anything already driven into the ground. From the first few pages though, i don't think i have anything to worry about.
I found this flash rather amusing, and loved your take on certain phrases taken out of the bible. What astounds me much more, and my apologies to the author of this flash for the brief side track, is the amount of people on here claiming to be Christian : a religion whose major standing, to my knowledge, is one of love and understanding, saying such hurtful and demeaning things to one that is practicing one of the best gifts their god gave them, free will.
As far as reviewing the flash goes, I thought it could use a touch cleaning up in the graphics area, and perhaps a little difference in the vulgarities that spout from his mouth. It got a little old, i ended up turning off my speakers so i could read the rest of it. Very amusing.
And to any one out there who wants to watch this flash, do so with an open mind, and don't just come on here to preach. There are plenty of websites for that. Religion is flawed, just as the men who made it are flawed. None the less, to some it is an important part of life. I personally love to hear people's takes on all religions, even my own. But do so with an open mind, or simply tell the person, "i'm sorry, i can't open my mind to any belief structure but my own." and walk away.

In closing, i look forward to seeing if you make anymore of these. I'd be very interested to hear your take into my own faith (Paganism-Egyptian Pantheon).

And yes, i understand that I have not made any flash, and if the author doesn't wish to hear any advice from one that has not attempted this, then that is your call. Blessed be.

-Jester

How boring.

All you do is click on something and hear it scream. It's not that good.

n0g0d responds:

Not good? This is top of the line programming and graphics! What part of this could you find "Not Good?"