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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

HAHAHAHAHA

im a catholic and i even thought that was fucking funny

the best part, the bible verses that are stated are true

could have more options

when will peeps learn its a game!

people gotta stop arguing over this, if ur religious then dont play! yeesh!

n0g0d responds:

They will never learn. Christianity wouldn't be as powerful as it is today if people stopped being mean to them. They thrive on our hatred and grow stronger because of it. It is a slave's religion, they feel empowered from being weaker than others. It's their way. So you will find thousands of Christians choosing to suffer the agony of this mildly retarded flash game in order to feel closer to god in some pathetic way.

Enjoy my retarded flash!

Ahh the joy of interpretation.

Was a bit short really but I guess that's the point. Like you said it only took you 3 hours to do.

Graphics weren't great, sound was repetative, but there were some funny comments that move it back up the dots.

But you missed one, the book states that in the beginning there was darkness, and god came to the darkness and said let there be light (paraphrasing here) - so surely that would mean that the darkness is the natural, and god the interloper? Think on it.

same

9 stars culd b bad u no

LMFAO

this was hilarious... I loved it... aaah fuck fuck fuck!