Easily a 5, easily...
For both episodes. As for Jessica Simpson, she is indeed a moron incapable of understanding what you have shown here, much like 95% of the idiots that visit Newgrounds everyday. The fact of the matter is, most of the people that viewed this probably did NOT know what rigamortis was, and those that did probably found this hilarious much like myself. Make many more of these, it does the world a favor.