How are you still alive?!?!
I'm glad Liz has a sense of humour- had I made something like this for many of my female friends I wouldn't be alive to see the next day!
Anyway, the usual rundown...
The graphics were good for you, although the random pictures got a bit stale towards the end of the flash (when they first popped up I thought it was hilarious). There was some solid animation in there (:O), and everything drawn in the usual style.
The style of the flash was much like your others, although it lacked much of the epic side that some of them had. Imagining your friend beating you to within an inch of your life made up for it though :D
Sound was perfect for this submission- really there is no other alternative that I can think of.
And it was as funny as ever, but I would expect nothing less. Shame we missed out on the gratuitous sex scene though- get those animation skills up to scratch damn it!!! :P
3/5 overall