I never really bothered with the whole album collection for Wierd Al. I just picked the songs I liked from places like mp3.com and napster, then I downloaded them.

It makes my albums sound better, because all my favourites are all in one place. (My car)

ohh those music watchdog/prosecuters would have fun with you.

What was it... RIAA.. RCAA.. something like that.

I don't know and don't care.

BTW was the skit 'Ghandi II' one of Wierd Al's? It was a film trailer styled something along the lines of 'Shaft'

'He's a one man wrecking crew. But he also knows how to party.
"Gimmie a steak, medium rare."'

So funny, I just thought I should mention it.

yes that is weird al's alright. It was a skit on UHF.

It’s All About the Pentiums, Baby
“Weird” Al Yankovic

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little Placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxing' your modem, trying' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still living' in your parents' cellar
Downloading' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And posting' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

Now that's funny...

captain-t obviously has too much time on his hands...

Welcome to the club.

a perfect new member I would say.

At 12/2/04 08:01 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: a perfect new member I would say.

A good point, well made. We should have a celebration of a new member.

A slight deviation from the topic, but as there's only 23 more days until Xmas, I can't help but think of the lyrics from Xmas story in season 1 of Futurama:

"He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass,
From here to Pakistan

You'd better not breathe,
You'd better not move.
You're better off dead,
I'm telling you dude.
Cos Santa Claus is Gunning you down!"

This song just reaks of Wierd Al. If just for the lyrics. Any chance someone could post the lyrics for 'The night Santa went crazy' at all?

heh that episode was hilarious.

Can anyone find the lyrics for 'The night Santa went crazy' and post them on the Club for me. I can't find them anywhere.

At 12/3/04 03:48 PM, Coop83 wrote: Can anyone find the lyrics for 'The night Santa went crazy' and post them on the Club for me. I can't find them anywhere.

Sure thing.
___________LYRICS: THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY_______
Down in the workshop,
All the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls
And the good Gentile boys,
When the Boss busted in,
Nearly scared 'em half to death.
Had a rifle in his hand,
And cheap whisky on his breath.
From his beard to his boots,
He was covered with ammo
Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled
Yuletide Rambo.
And he smiled as he said,
With a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all!
NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY!!
THE NIGHT SAINT NICK WENT INSANE!
REALIZED HE'D BEEN GETTIN' A RAW DEAL,
SOMETHING FINALLY MUST'VE SNAPPED IN HIS BRAIN!!
Well, the workshop is gone now.
He decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Cupid and Comet.
And he tied up his helpers,
And he held the elves hostage,
And he ground up poor Rudolph into
Reindeer Sausage!
HE GOT DANCER AND PRANCER
WITH AN OLD GERMAN LUGER.
AND HE SLASHED UP DASHER
JUST LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER!!
AND HE PICKED UP A FLAMETHROWER,
AND HE BARBECUED BLITZEN!
AND HE TOOK A BIG BITE,
AND SAID "TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN!"
THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY!
THE NIGHT KRIS KRINGLE WENT NUTS!
NOW YA CAN'T HARDLY WALK AROUND THE NORTH POLE
WITHOUT STEPPIN' IN REINDEER GUTS!!
THERE'S THE NATIONAL GUARD
AND THE F.B.I!
THERE'S A BAND FROM THE EYEWITNESS NEWS,
AND HELICOPTERS CIRCLING 'ROUND IN THE SKY.
AND THE BULLETS ARE FLYIN',
THE BODY COUNT'S RISING,
AND EVERYONE'S DYIN' TO KNOW
"OH, SANTA, WHY?"
MY MY MY MY MY MY MY,
YA USED TO BE SUCH A
JOLLY GUY.
(Sounds of what's going on at the North Pole, as the FBI confronts Santa)
Yes, Virginia,
Now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison
For his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend,
Now don't cry no more tears.
He'll be out on good behavior...
IN SEVEN HUNDRED MORE YEARS!!
BUT NOW VIXEN'S IN THERAPY!!
AND DONNER'S STILL NERVOUS!!
AND THE ELVES ALL GOT JOBS
WORKIN' FOR THE POSTAL SERVICE!
AND THEY SAY MISSUS CLAUS,
SHE'S ONE THE PHONE EVERY NIGHT...
WITH A LWATER, NEGOTIATING THE
MOVIE RIGHTS!!
THAT'S ABOUT...
THE NIGHT, SANTA WENT CRAZY!
THE NIGHT SAINT NICHOLAS FLIPPED!
BROKE HIS BACK FOR SOME
MILK 'N COOKIES.
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE WAS KINDA GETTIN' JIPPED!
THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY!
THE NIGHT SAINT NICK WENT INSANE!
REALIZED HE'D BEEN GETTIN' A RAW DEAL,
SOMETHIN' FINALLY MUSTA SNAPPED IN HIS BRAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SOMETHIN' FINALLY MUSTA SNAPPED IN HIS BRAIN!
TELL YA,
SOMETHIN' FINALLY MUSTA SNAPPED....
IN HIS BRAIN!!!

Also, here's a link to a Flash movie here on NG that has that song, and some great animation to go with it.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=74953

Check it out!

Weird Al's awsome! I think his best album is poodle hat!

At 12/3/04 08:29 PM, psykolord wrote: Also, here's a link to a Flash movie here on NG that has that song, and some great animation to go with it.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=74953

Check it out!

That's a pretty cool movie. I used to have the song on my hard drive, but my MP3.com account expired and they won't let me play it any more. :(

in his live dvd he changes the lyrics just a bit. Instead of santa being in jail he gets shot in the head. ow..

At 12/4/04 11:46 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: in his live dvd he changes the lyrics just a bit. Instead of santa being in jail he gets shot in the head. ow..

Question: Do any of you remember which of his CDs has The Night Santa went Crazy on it? I had that song on a mix CD that my friend gave me, but I lost the CD. Someone help me!!

I've just run through Amazon. The album closest to the top with that song on is 'Bad Hair Day'

Hope this helps

At 12/4/04 05:45 PM, Coop83 wrote: I've just run through Amazon. The album closest to the top with that song on is 'Bad Hair Day'

Hope this helps

Thanks. I'll make sure to put a request in for that for X-mas.

yup. It's the last track on that cd. It's an awsome cd too.

Looks like I'd better get myself some of his albums, too. I've seen some in the shops around Birmingham, thought only his rip off of Bad: Even Worse!

That one's ok, not the best but still good.

You are in for a surprise today when you find your head impaled upon a stick!

Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik!

Give a hickey to meryl Streep and trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf.

At 12/6/04 01:01 PM, captain-t wrote: You are in for a surprise today when you find your head impaled upon a stick!

Virgo:
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent,
Except for you!
Expect a big Surprise today,
When you wind up with your head impaled,
Upon a stick.

At 12/6/04 01:03 PM, captain-t wrote: Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik!

Leo:
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt,
And staple it to your bosses face, oh no!
Eat a bucket of tuna flavoured puddings,
And wash it down with a gallon of strawberry,
Quick.

At 12/6/04 01:05 PM, captain-t wrote: Give a hickey to meryl Streep and trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf.

Aries:
The look on your face will be priceless,
When you find that 40lb watermellon,
In your colon.
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,
And give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

The horoscope song. Probably one of his best songs.
Ever.

yeah, thats one of my favs too.

I love you guys

I just happened to be listening to that track and I checked out the club. I thought you may need a little help with some of the lyrics.

apparently we are loved...

So who here is asking for a weird al cd for the holidays?

Where he met a dental hygenist, with a spatula tattooed on her arm