At 5/8/06 08:19 PM, invaderjim wrote:
who is this KWAS71CK guy any way ? (i sound dumb dont i ?)

He's second in reviews, but unlike the 1st reviewer, he writes on-lined reviews just to get the most

At 4/4/06 07:10 PM, face_on_fire wrote:

At 4/4/06 07:07 PM, -tkinney- wrote:

n00b... sigs dont suddenlly appear when you ask for them... chill out

argh! thats what ive been trying to tell them. im no artist, but after i posted asking for a sig a week ago (thanks again turkeybean!) i had to see if i could do something about people bugging you guys for sigs, tkinney. maybe you could make me an honorary bouncer or something :P kidding. but i do like your work. i stop in to check it out every so often.

well, for people like quik and madknt and twisted who dont seem to understand this, here is my original post 104 pages back stating that i was KIDDING about the bouncer thing as soon as i said it. obviously you didnt care then, because you either didnt come in to check or just blew it off which is what i wanted. until twisted opened his mouth, id never done anything in this thread that was in bad taste (go ahead. search every post ive made in here) aside from explaining to people who didnt leave that nobody would help them if they kept demanding a sig. and henceforth, i still havent spammed because every post has been relevant. read through what i say in here and most of it is "i enjoy your work and visit to see what youve made" kind of stuff except when i requested a sig (that at least I still wear) or when somebody wont quit. twisted claimed that this is a noob friendly place, and as far as i can tell, is until they dont stop. thats the only time i mentioned the process to them. but ive never seen a post from quik yet that had any sort of calm in it. youve always posted things like:

At 5/7/06 08:05 PM, QuikFox wrote: Wait some more, and then don't come back.

WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE YOUR REQUEST, THIS IS FREE.
If you don't like how long it's taking to get your request done, go somewhere else insteading of bitching about how this free service isn't up to your speedy standards.

Faggous Maximus.

but i mean maybe i just imagined that one or something. i never had any intention of being a "bouncer" and didnt actually want that to be the case. i thought that you guys were sick of people constantly bugging you for sigs, so i tried to help. if you didnt need it, you should have told me and i wouldve stopped immediately. i respect your art, quik, and the work of everyone in here, but i dont respect you, someone who thinks hes got talent but then spouts insults at anyone and everyone doing what the club was designed for. congratulations, you can make fun of people on the internet quik. were all so proud of you.

in summation: a long time ago i made a joke that got blown out of proportion by someone who wasnt a user back then, which warranted an explanation, which was insulted by a big scary level 16. man im so scared im shaking. and no, you dont have to bother replying cause i wont come back to post.

but thanks for the support, guitardude. at least you understood what was going on, unlike some users. i hope the sig making goes well for you and all the other sig-makers in here.

i wanna sig please>>>!

o i get it..............I wasn't sure wut was going on....I back up Face_on_fire

At 5/8/06 08:41 PM, beep_56 wrote: i wanna sig please>>>!

Ya gotta be a lot more specific than that.

Also, if you're really desperate for a sig, copy mine and join the KWAS GOT BANNED crew

At 5/8/06 08:39 PM, face_on_fire wrote: youve always posted things like:

There is a difference between telling people who asked for a sig and just said that they asked a few posts ago and a person who came and made multiple posts after being told several times to wait and demanding a sig be made. There is also a difference between attacking someone who contributes and someone who just sits around and gawks. As far as anybody is concerned you're just like one of those little turds you get stuck in your ass hair that simply won't go away no matter how hard you wipe at the fucker. If someone keeps asking for a sig many times after being told many times to wait it would be appropiate for someone to tell him to simply fuck off. But not after just doing one little mistake. Different situations, different ways to handle it.

someone who thinks hes got talent but then spouts insults at anyone and everyone doing what the club was designed for.

I have not made any sort of insult to anybody here who actually made signatures. This club was designed to make sigs for people because those sig makers liked making them. Saying that because I insult a few of the people who request sigs is plain stupid because, guess what? This thread wasn't made for them, it was made for the sig makers. It just happens that the people who request them benefit from it. And don't go off on a tangent saying that without them this thread wouldn't be here, because that isn't the case. I've seen many more request from other sig makers made here then people who don't make sigs. This club is for Sig Makers, not sig requesters.

congratulations, you can make fun of people on the internet quik. were all so proud of you.

( :

which was insulted by a big scary level 16. man im so scared im shaking.

???
I'm fairly certain that wasn't the intention. You were the one, however, that had to bring up sign-up date. Because, as we all know, nobody could ever read backwards or even read these posts without an account. Heavens no, that would certainly require some kind of super cool hacking skills.

Hey, Black_Cat_, I don't know if this is an easy task seeing how I don't have photoshop but on my sisgnature, can you change my name to -RyanKajito-?

does anyone know any good programs to use to add effects or mess with pictures?

At 5/8/06 08:41 PM, beep_56 wrote: i wanna sig please>>>!

Yes I noticed. Your not only using a sig that i've made without permission, but you're wearing one that I made for another user.

At 5/8/06 09:04 PM, -Ion- wrote: does anyone know any good programs to use to add effects or mess with pictures?

Not really. There's only this little thing called PHOTOSHOP.

At 5/8/06 06:22 PM, TwentyCharacterLimit wrote:

At 5/8/06 05:44 PM, Major_punk wrote: Could I have a quick sig to celebrate KWAS71CK becoming review banned?

Anything would be great and thanks in advance!

OH GOD YES

this was fun

Dude this is fucking awesome! Holy shit. Thanks Absent!!!

Yes!!!

how come when I try to change sigs it won't work?

At 5/9/06 12:29 AM, Girdude wrote: how come when I try to change sigs it won't work?

it probably has worked.
you need to clear your cache.
(ctrl)-F5

Hey guys, it was my birthday yesterday and i'm just wondering if somebody could make me a sig. I don't really mind what it says, in fact i'd like a suprise. My name is Cody btw if you want to put that in there somewhere, idc. Thanks guys. (Even if you don't get time/want to make me a sig)

At 5/8/06 07:21 PM, zjmck12 wrote:

At 5/8/06 07:20 PM, valan26 wrote: wadda ya want:P

I want either a rebel flag or a mortal kombat themed one.

here ya go buddy its ok

Rebel flag......lol....I personally dislike Confederates..........O well.....anyway I'm still waiting for PHOTOSHOP to make sum sigs for people......

Is there any possibility of me getting a sig ... plz

ok. I'm off to sleep. I'm planning on making some sigs tommorow. So until then, be patient and i'll try and help you out.

At 5/8/06 06:44 PM, face_on_fire wrote: ok see your basically the kind of person that doesnt need to be here, regardless of whether or not you can use a tool to make a background. im 100% positive i have a better idea of what this topic is than you do, mr 2 month old account.

actualy YOUR the kind of person we dont need here you can judge people on how old their account is all you want dosnt make you rightand as far as your 100% thing it looks like your wrong because you quite simply are a fucking moron... you obviusly dont understan that YOU ARENT NEEDED HERE FUCKWIT if someone get's out of line with a request we can handdle it we dont need some moron on a hormone trip to tell users to stop i or any other person here can do that. Even the fact that you brought up how old this account is mean you are so much more of a n00b then anyone else here. For all you know i could have newly made this account (which happen's to be the case here). So please i dont care what you do with your life but dont waist our's go after someone fill's your request go away.

i know its noob friendly, but that has nothing to do with what im saying anyway. im talking about anybody that posts demanding a sig far too often. that could be anyone, from a level 1 to level 30. so dont get this preconceived notion that im talking about low level users. lots of morons walk into this thread thinking anyone will make them a sig if they just say so and its not the case. in many cases you need to be patient, but that thought hasnt dawned on you yet. you just look at this as the chance to try and tell someone off because you think being an artist gives you unlimited power here. your wrong on several accounts here my friend. go sit in a corner and think about what youve said because its completely off target.

This Topic has everythign to do with n00b friendlyness. It dosnt matter what level a user is that just mean's they randomly go and vote on flash's when they have a chance it dosnt mean they folow the rules of a topic which is what a n00b doesnt do ... As for your corner comment i belive that you are the one that is need of a corner becouse it is obviusly you that is off topic. No one here has unlimited power not even the artist and espessaly not a moron like yourself so you having this almight "bouncer position" wont change anything.

exactly. take your own advice and go somewhere else. nothing i posted was spam, as its relevant to the topic of people in this thread that dont know when to quit. for your own reference, its "elsewhere" and you, madam, have just been pwned by your own statements. thank you for that easy to dissolve post.

The comment above this one is spam fuckwit this is a topic about making and requstig sig's anything out of that genre is called SPAM maybe if you had ever been in anouther community in your life you would be able to classify spam but scence you think your king shit of NewGrounds then you obviusly need to remove your head from your ass and realise that what i am saying is correct and what you are saying just makes you seem like a fucking tool....

Oh and i forgot to thankyou for correcting my spelling as i just like you care so much about it that i take the time to examine mine and everyone else posts just to see if i can get a qick shot in on anyone that might want to stand up to my childish behavoure.... Im sure i made some more in here if you want to do it agane couse i really dont care ... it takes a special kind of moron to think that he has the upperhand on you when he is correcting your spelling ladys and gentalmen.

ok so now that another newgrounds noob has learned the hard way,

No actualy it dosnt look like you have... becouse you STILL refer to me as a n00b ion a n00b friendly topic im sure you will have something whitty to say to this maybe even get a mod on me for standing up to "The Bouncer" but im sure other will agree your wrong and that you need to go fuck yourself with your stupid bouncer spam.

Oh and please tell your mom my name isnt harder it's TwisteD - Thankyou ^_^

At 5/9/06 02:26 AM, Ev0lJam wrote:

At 5/8/06 01:02 PM, Ev0lJam wrote: Hey guys,can you make me a pet club sig?
i would like a red abstract background and something like the text i have now.
Thanx

Im going to take my needs elsewhere if you dont make me a sig,i posted this 2 days ago now!

oh no, please do not go else where.. please..

At 5/9/06 02:26 AM, Ev0lJam wrote:

At 5/8/06 01:02 PM, Ev0lJam wrote: Hey guys,can you make me a pet club sig?
i would like a red abstract background and something like the text i have now.
Thanx

Im going to take my needs elsewhere if you dont make me a sig,i posted this 2 days ago now!

later ^_^ like it has been said so many time befor thretening us to go somewhere else and request is actualy what we hope you will do because and wait for this one ... WE SONT CARE !!!! ahahahahahh and we probly never will my friend.

At 5/9/06 12:55 AM, Girdude wrote: Rebel flag......lol....I personally dislike Confederates..........O well.....anyway I'm still waiting for PHOTOSHOP to make sum sigs for people......

im from texas sir and i take that as an insulte ... and o goodie i cant wait for you to make me a sig !!!1!!1!!1!!!!111!!!1111!!!

At 5/9/06 02:37 AM, Ev0lJam wrote: Im going to the BSM due to crap service here.

later ^_^ say hi to bean for me while ur there

At 5/9/06 02:23 AM, _TwisteD_ wrote: Oh and please tell your mom my name isnt harder it's TwisteD - Thankyou ^_^

The argument is over. Stop the imaturity and make sigs.

At 5/5/06 02:53 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: ( about the pink sig )
again, i'm gonna be picky, could you somehow give me a version without text?

sorry this took so long, i was at work ALL weekend, buttload of new flights, place was packed, i was wrecked...

anyway, if you still want it, heres the GirlyPink sig, sans text

I NEED HELP!!!!!:( IM trying to change my sig..... it sez its been changed but when i go to the forums its still the same crappy sig linked to the zombie survival crew!!! ive tried deleting my file and everything!!!! does it take time for sig changes to go into effect??!?!?!?!

At 5/9/06 06:39 AM, bobbyjoe77 wrote: I NEED HELP!!!!!:( IM trying to change my sig..... it sez its been changed but when i go to the forums its still the same crappy sig linked to the zombie survival crew!!! ive tried deleting my file and everything!!!! does it take time for sig changes to go into effect??!?!?!?!

refresh cache.
ctrl-f5

I'm a n00b at making sig's I just know how you can make things move

(my best sig so far)

At 5/9/06 09:09 AM, Gatorius_the_black wrote: I'm a n00b at making sig's I just know how you can make things move

(my best sig so far)

well then your not a n00b. i cant do animations yet, so if your a n00b, well, i havent the faintest of what i am.

At 5/9/06 02:37 AM, Ev0lJam wrote: Im going to the BSM due to crap service here.

crap service? dude, this isnt a restaurant. we dont have to serve you here. Besides, most of us are members at the BSM anyways, so if you get on our bad side here, your probably on our bad side there.

At 5/8/06 02:57 PM, invaderjim wrote:

At 5/7/06 12:38 PM, MrDeadly wrote:

At 5/7/06 12:31 PM, invaderjim wrote: sory man im only a begginer and i cant animate or do any fancy stuff ( but i wouldnt mind if anyne wanted toteach me :) )

what program you using?

photofilter ( the free kind sadly ) idont want to spend any money

i know its illegal and all but-Limewire. or you could just constantly download trials of watever program you use. you may need crap cleaner to clean out your cookies though.

a note to everyone who requests sigs...

HEY YOU !, yes, you !

the following points need to be taken into account

(1) " can someone just add some animation to the background of my current sig "

Despite what photoshop-virgins may think, "simply" adding animation to an exsisting sig is not possible . The most someone can do, is add an extra bit of graphics and animation, that in no way, interacts with the exsisting graphics.

photoshop works on layers... in a PDF ( thats a photoshop file, or PNG for fireworks ), various elements of a sig would be placed on various layers, a black background on one, a white border on another layer, some text on a third layer, some random graphics on a fourth. Once this file is compressed ( to comply with newgrounds standards of filesize and filetype ) there is no going back, the files are compressed into either GIF or JPEG format, and are un-editable.

if you want some animation added to your sig, you should ask the person who made you the sig in question if they still have the original, layered version. Its either that, or get an entirely new sig, or else add a new layer to your sig, but like i already said, the new graphics could in no way, interact with the exsisting graphics.

(2) " OMG, i've been waiting like, a million pages .... "

if you've been waiting this long, take the goddamn hint, no one wants to make your sig for any one of the following reasons...

1 - your request sounds like a pile of shit
2 - the sigger dosnt feel they'd enjoy making it
3 - the sigger dosn't like you
4 - your request is far too ridiculously specific *cough* Blamurai *cough*
5 - your the kind of person who gets a new sig every second day, thus, the time and effort spent on the sig just goes to waste.
6 - i personally dont really like one of my sigs to go to some randam vagrant pillock who just discovered newgrounds two days ago, and will likely leave again in 2 days time ( its the same, "wasted time and effort" feeling ), unless the request is absolutely brilliant, or original.
7 - the sigger simply has something better to be doing

(3) " so is anyone making mine ", " helllooooooo " , " i just want to know "
shutup, enquire once, maybe twice about your sig, if no one answers you after the second enquiry, drop it, because your request has clearly been ingnored for one of the reasons listed above. And give a bit of time in between enquirys, dont have all three ( the original request, and both follow up enquirys on the same page for christs sake )

At 5/9/06 09:40 AM, Emperor-Bubba wrote: Once this file is compressed ( to comply with newgrounds standards of filesize and filetype ) there is no going back, the files are compressed into either GIF or JPEG format, and are un-editable.

i save it twice, once as a PNG and another as a GIF or JPEG

if you've been waiting this long, take the goddamn hint, no one wants to make your sig for any one of the following reasons...

plus...this topic is only 2000 pages long.

(3) " so is anyone making mine ", " helllooooooo " , " i just want to know "
shutup, enquire once, maybe twice about your sig, if no one answers you after the second enquiry, drop it, because your request has clearly been ingnored for one of the reasons listed above. And give a bit of time in between enquirys, dont have all three ( the original request, and both follow up enquirys on the same page for christs sake )

very good. i hope people read and remember this. as my sig says "Patience is a virtue for a Reason". SO WAIT. longer than 2 minutes. sometimes longer than a day, if its an inactive/fast day.