As you may be aware, I've been shopping for a new car the last couple of weeks. Between actual shopping and attempting to get all the paper work in order, I've essentially had no spare time this week. At present I'm sitting at home waiting for FedEx to show up so I can turn around and ship it right back out again ~sigh~ Anyway, all this nonsense is why this weekly update is late and there's no FU. I can, however, update an old FU. Blond_bitch666/ Maijin-jezzika/ x-death619 is still male and still 15 (as per his(her?) last changes), but has apparently moved from Georgia to Germany and is now NaziClock.
seraphius : Private
TimScheff : Private
Mr_James : Private First Class
Compdude : Corporal
dustynickel : Sergeant
Impetus : Sergeant
merc_insanity : Sergeant
-PZY- : Sergeant
courtday : Staff Sergeant
wismty : Staff Sergeant
Syme : Sergeant First Class
leeboy105 : Praporshchik
D0GMA : Praporshchick
gfoxcook : Captain
fixit : Major General
TheJoe324 : Major General
Congratulations to dl_Monk who made it to the top 50 yesterday. Now to see if my prediction holds up ...
Names to watch out for : cerberus187, djspy3, Jimong5, kospas, LikeFire, messiahx, veg12, and WastedRat ... all newly minted Police Captains.
The following users will be unavailable for Newgrounds this week:
fixit : 121.71/day
Crono- : 102.86/day
Denvish : 97.43/day
TheJoe324 : 96.57/day
Disgruntled rank climbers have detonated EMP devices in their respective areas. Power companies estimate several weeks to unfuse all unshielded circuitry, but have these people on the top of their "To Do" list.
Random stats:
Of 227 Elite Guards, 196 are listed here (86.34%).
105 of 175 Captains are being tracked (60.00%)
Average price reduction/(day * dealer) I put off deciding which car to buy: $359.22
Total savings on the one I chose: $7,312.00
Gain/day average of the #50 since 28 January: 14.21
Average portal entries/day : 168.57
At the time I pulled stats, spancker was at exactly 50% Blam/Protect ratio, with 3421 of each.
Ranks listed here will differ from those listed in profiles in cases where the person has gone up or down rank(s) since the servers recalculated positions.