*sigh* Here are my old reviews. Please flag them.

I feel guilty and sorry

Yes, I really appologize for writing them as shadow1025 (which is now _Inactive). I had a little bit of a mental problem when I was 18-19 years old: attention deficit disorder (which means I got stuck on that thought when I tried to rethink). Through my ban period, I signed in to this account and I have no abusive reviews in it because I learned my lesson from these insults, threats (like "go hang yourself" or something similar), and abusive reviews. I didn't think about it because I couldn't. I had a little bit of attention deficit disorder for me to rethink about it. I'm so sorry. Remorse just hit me. Please forgive me. (u_u) If Wade Fulp deletes this account, I appreciate it, and remorse will fade away.

Thanks, man.
And Jogger, I have ADHD AND OCD AND Tourettes, but I don't blame those for my original bad reviews (now, I SERIOUSLY doubt they HELPED me curb that habit). I blame the fact that I was an immature jackass who needed to be taken out behind the barn and beaten with brass knuckles. That said, everybody reacts to things differently, so *shrug*.

At 2/11/06 03:35 PM, psykolord wrote: Thanks, man.
And Jogger, I have ADHD AND OCD AND Tourettes, but I don't blame those for my original bad reviews (now, I SERIOUSLY doubt they HELPED me curb that habit). I blame the fact that I was an immature jackass who needed to be taken out behind the barn and beaten with brass knuckles. That said, everybody reacts to things differently, so *shrug*.

Ahh, so you are saying that you have the same problem as I had? lol. Well, never again will I write another abusive review! I'm using constructive critism from now on.

When I said, "if Wade Fulp deletes this account" I don't mean my jogger1085 account. I meant _Inactive (which I'm bring to attention right now), so you know. Grammer. Anyway, back to flagging abusive reviews.

Sorry if someone has already posted this but this guy needs to be taught a lesson

At 2/12/06 12:48 AM, Powerage wrote: Sorry if someone has already posted this but this guy needs to be taught a lesson

I already post this link to POOPYFAP's abusive reviews here!

flag away.

Here is one that just passed. The same-ol BLARRAGH piclownjew sound thing = "blam" "ALLCAPS" etc reviews. have fun.

Some people didn't like David Firth's Valentine submission from last year.

Here's a couple of abusive Reviews from a certain user.

One here The one for Full Numa Alchemist I found Abusive, shes whining on like "You don't insult the greatist anime ever" or something like that and whining about how numa numa sucks, it just wasn't constructive.

Here's the other one. Apparently she is one of those foamy fans who get shitty with whomever makes fun of foamy, she should know better than to tell someone to go kill themselves.

Second review on this page is an atrocity. Is there any way of appealing for an instant ban on this person?

At 2/12/06 02:25 AM, kirby_694 wrote:

At 2/12/06 12:48 AM, Powerage wrote: Sorry if someone has already posted this but this guy needs to be taught a lesson

I already post this link to POOPYFAP's abusive reviews here!

Thanks for letting me know that, kirby_694,

Here's some abusive reviews for a flash that recently passed judgement.

This guy is pretty abusive, better stop him now.

http://www.newground..php3?user_id=1473257

Seriously, is theory is that the flash sucks because the author is a peace of crap.

Here's another one.

Rude person

I'm so fed up with his attitude!

here are some reviews to keep youw whistle's nice any shiny people.

Moldy reviews here

Smooches everyone <3

Bunch of nonsense here.
Some more here.
Gold mine.
The grand finale, of this post.
^This guy says some positive stuff, even though most of them are zeros.

Flag away!

At 2/12/06 09:25 PM, jogger1085 wrote: Here's another one.

Rude person

I'm so fed up with his attitude!

JaMeSb00M brokes the review guidelines for leaving this bad review:
mama fu****! yahoo!you fu****!yahoo! February 12, 2006
Entry: Can't Stop! Overall Score: 0
mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! you suck rilly have you noticed?

and this bad review:
youyouyou! February 12, 2006
Entry: Black & White: CM Overall Score: 10
you need to make a 2 game of this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!mama fu****! yahoo!

another bad review:
why yal so gay.......l. February 11, 2006
Entry: Numa Numa Dance: Remix? Overall Score: 0
because your an prostitote!
Graphics: 10 Sound: 10 Interactivity: 10 Style: 10 Violence: 10 Humor: 10

and another bad review:
you suck! February 11, 2006
Entry: Michael and Pat 4 Overall Score: 0
go suck your dads dick @$$ hole!

Author's response:
eat a dick bitch! you cant even make flash you stupid hoe

I hope the n00b will be banned from reviewing for breaking this part of the review guideline:
Stay on the topic of the submission and do not make personal remarks or insults towards the author. This is a big offense. Telling artists "You suck!", "You should go kill yourself!", "You are gay!", etc. will get you banned and you may lose your account. Without our contributors Newgrounds wouldn't be what it is, so we take seriously any insults directed at them by reviewers.

At 2/12/06 09:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are some reviews to keep youw whistle's nice any shiny people.

Moldy reviews here

Smooches everyone <3

Done flagging those abusive reviews for BRITNEY SPEARS HENTAI, by Bomb_Clock

Founded this bad review abusive:
Welcome to Worst submission ever!!! April 19, 2005
Reviewed by: God_of_Cheese Overall Score: 0
Why must there be such movies here on NG? WHY!? Oh yes, we kinda ARE at newgrounds when we watch this!!! What a waste of my life. I hereby ridicule this worthless trash piece, and curse its well deserved early flash grave!!! What a sad mistake of flash...

this bad review:
Crap June 9, 2005
Reviewed by: Sh4nk3d Overall Score: 0
Crap

and this bad review:
Wow. August 30, 2005
Reviewed by: mrbox4ever Overall Score: 0
This piece of fucking shit needs to die. Seriously, all I could see was about 30 seconds of "Go to NEWGROUNDS THIS SITE SUCKS ASS NEWGROUNDS IS THE BEST SITE" What the fuck you idiot? THIS IS NEWGROUNDS! This needs to be blammified. Zero/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Looks like we got the n00bs in trouble for breaking the rules for posting reviews, insulting and being mean to Bomb_Clock. I hope they will be banned from reviewing as punishment.

Here is another Internet Jackass who doesn't know how to review for crap. come on people open up a can on this guy

Bad reviewer #1

Happy Flagging!

At 2/11/06 03:08 PM, jogger1085 wrote: *sigh* Here are my old reviews. Please flag them.

I feel guilty and sorry

Dude, are you like bipolar or something? Because i'm ADHD and stuff, but I mean, that account has extreme highs (almost 95% of the pages, if not more, were all 9s and 10s) and extreme lows (The couple pages of all 0s with really long and raving insults).

Otherwise I have no clue how that happened.

You're a good man for revealing it though. *pats on back*

At 2/11/06 01:35 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: If you want a goldmine of short, crappy reviews to flag, check out RemRulzz and KWAS71KCK.

Speaking of KWAS71KCK, check out this absolutely marvelous review response

crap November 10, 2005
Reviewed by: KWAS71KCK Overall Score: 0
just a large K in the middle of the screen..... how unoriginal...
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0

SlurpeeClock's response:
Oh god am I ever glad you reviewed this, you unholy fuckbag.

I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock if you downvote this movie; it's only here to keep non-clockcrew members from taking the single letter title K.

Mr. #x All time reviewer, you miserable son of a bitch, out of 11k+ reviews, you've left only a small handfulls of actual reviews, and of these, you've actually watched about 1 of them.

I recall distinctly seeing you review a movie with a 7, complimenting the "background music" when the flash in question HAD NO BACKGROUND MUSIC.

You don't even use the review system for dicking around; you're just getting the absolute most minute details of a flash, leaving a baker's dozen words as a "review" and moving on so you can grobe your erection over the fact that you're in the Top Ten Reviewers without ever reviewing a goddamned thing in your life.

Eat a bag of fuck.
0/4 people found this review helpful. Did you?

One of the greatest review responses I've ever read.
*applauses*

Dude, are you like bipolar or something? Because i'm ADHD and stuff, but I mean, that account has extreme highs (almost 95% of the pages, if not more, were all 9s and 10s) and extreme lows (The couple pages of all 0s with really long and raving insults).

Otherwise I have no clue how that happened.

No, I'm not bipolar or anything. I wrote them when I had attention deficit disorder as an 18 to 19 year old because I was going to quit Newgrounds as shadow1025 (which is now _Inactive) and I thought my account was going to be deleted for that. Now I know. If Wade Fulp bans a user from his/her attitude, he can't delete the account immediately, because that wouldn't be fair, so he has to limit that ban period. He can only delete the account if the user's attitude still continues after each ban or if the user makes a flash that breaks the rules. And I feel sorry for the insults. Again, I wrote them when I had a little bit of attention deficit disorder (A. D. D.) as an 18 to a 19 year old. I just had a small mental problem when I was a teen. So much that I had a little bit of a hard time paying attention. Dang it! *covers eyes with right hand while head hangs low and frowns* I'm so sorry. I didn't realize what I was typing as an 18 to 19 year old. And without that small mental problem, these tragic reviews of mine would not exist, which I wanted that to happen but it won't because they are there. *sigh* That's how it happened. I really appologize for this crap. So that's why I'm bringing them to attention just so I can get them deleted forever and I would feel a lot better from remorse, and to give the users more whistle points. Haw, man! What the heck have I done? *head hangs, eys closed and frowns* Next time, I shall try to think harder before I write those depressing reviews.

You're a good man for revealing it though. *pats on back*

Thanks. No matter how busy Wade is, I'm going to wait until he has the time to delete that _Inactive account, not ban it for a limit of time, because I don't wanna see it again. Why do I want it gone forever? Because I don't wanna keep on feeling indigo in the face from those reviews whenever I look at them or read them. That's the reason why I want it gone for eternity. Now I gotta get back to flagging abusive reviews. Comparing to my rank in my profile, the suspect is under arrest.

here are 2 more flash movies full of abuse to keep your whistle's nice and shiny

A load of crap in here
Abuse from clock day

Smooches everyone <3

Youll have to spot out the zero's amongst all the tens and nines :)

http://www.newground..review.php?id=264390

Here is an older flash that has a fair bunch of abusive reviews.

As does this, this, this, this, and this.

Amazingly, they are all reviews for submissions by the same artist (X-Naut).

I'll be working through these for the rest of the day...

Enjoy!

this guy hates littlefoot

whenever i want to get some whistle points i jus chek out the turd of the week's reviews theres always some angry reviewers there

At 2/13/06 05:10 PM, Simply_Random wrote: whenever i want to get some whistle points i jus chek out the turd of the week's reviews theres always some angry reviewers there

we know

At 2/13/06 05:06 PM, ALEX_CORTES wrote: this guy hates littlefoot

its the same guy

here is a flash fresh from the portal with a bunch of idiots who don't know how to review go on people open a can on them!

Flash with bad reviews

Happy flagging!

Mr. Abusive.
Dr. Dumb.
Mr. Moron.
And up in the skies, it's none other, than Captain Caps-Lock.
And his sidekick, The Cap-Lock Kid.

Flag away!