At 8/31/08 07:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: Ah yes, it was Clock Day 2 weeks ago and we see how everyone did with their Clock Day savings. :)

What's the interest rate on saves savings accounts, anyway?

:::looks at saves balance only growing by what he's actually doing in the portal:::

I WANT THE RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT, DAMNIT.

Hello to the three new saviours, but it's a shame about IvanTuroc and D0GMA leaving. ;_; Oh well.

Yeh...

Part 1 - To B, or not to B ;)

lol, love that line!

reminds me of one of my fave flashes on NG back in the day. 2BR02B (to be or not to be):

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/82 828

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote: iscrulz is a cat? SINCE WHEN WAS HE A FUCKING CAT?!

Meow :: <cat growl> I launch at your dragon face and claw you repeatedly for not respecting GTA.

Nuh-uh. I claw you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

CLAWFIGHTS.

Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats, especially lolcats

NO WAY. LONGCAT owns all dragons. Except super-ultra-Megamut!

Cats are adorable creatures with lots of love to give. How could you puke from this ( see pic )

*gasp*

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: and this:

Oh. My. God. *ahem* I'm sorry iscrulz, but it's not as interesting as two dragons. ;)

Hahahaha.

At 8/31/08 05:18 PM, gfoxcook wrote: No, he was never FUCKING a cat. But he most certainly WAS a fucking cat at one point.

I said "A FUCKING CAT", not "FUCKING A CAT"!

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

You're the one who started all of this, mister "ISCRULZ IS A FUCKING CAT?!?! WTF?!?!?" and such. #;-}>

I'm sorry, but this cat love is giving me a deja vu.

Hm.

You should really get that looked into.

By a professional, I mean.

Remember when Wylo was obsessed with cats? Whatever happened to that...Oh wait a second! Is iscrulz Wylo's alt?! That would explain EVERYTHING!

No, I don't remember, sorry. ;_;

THEN I SHALL STILL NEED A FLASH ABOUT ME AND MANDARK AND DEXTER OR SOMETHING. ;_;

A Dexter parody shall be made sometime, but please, give me time! I know I've been too slow with my works on Flash in August (it's September for Britain now), but I'll try and do better this month. I can't let my audience down, but at the same time, I'd like them all to be patient. I admit, I've been irritated at some impatient fucks recently, so the more patient they are, the better.

You can make the Dexter/Mandark/gfox flash in 2010 for all I care. Just to know it's coming SOMEday is good enough.

I wasn't trying to rush you, just to get you to cave in and do it right once you finally DO do it. #;-}>

Like I said, I don't fucking know.

DON'T MAKE ME WATERBOARD YOU FOR THE INFO, MAN! I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW. I'M AUTHORISED BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!

Alright then, tell me who was koreaman then.

How should I know? That's why I was threatening to torture YOU for the info!

You're the only PERSON (OR DRAGON) OF INTEREST I can think of to threaten for the info.

NAMES, MAN. GIVE ME NAMES AND WE'LL LET YOU GO*.

(* - after a memory-wipe, of course)

I dealt with such feelings by drinking more coffee, coca-cola, and/or Guinness... and by watching Orange Box vids on Youtube and/or playing Audiosurf.

Speaking of coffee and coca-cola, do you Americans get Relentless?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relentless_
(drink) - Here's a URL for you, gfox

I don't know. I'm not a big energy drink fan, though I had a co-worker once who loved 'em, and had Monster and like two other brands at his desk all the time. The only reasonI've heard of that brand is that I saw your news post about it (I think that's what it was.... wasn't it?) being SUPER METAL ENERGY DRINK or something.

At 8/31/08 09:29 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Summer is over which means that I am back to business. Let me try to gain 1000 saves per month, I woder how long it will take me back to the top 50.

FOREVER.

:::watches Coop line up his RPG in your (computer's, if you prefer) general direction:::

At 9/1/08 02:11 AM, TheDepthsofHell wrote: damn. missed a majority of clockday because it was move in day for my college.

;_;

fuck. but i still did decent. oh well.

Yeah. At least you got more than Denvish's 0.

looks like i'm 27th to hit 30k now instead of 25th. really thought i'd get it...damn.

Were you the one who wanted to get to 30k before I did? Sorry that me and Ehwaz beatcha to it.

At 8/30/08 05:54 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: Most Ranks Gained: NEVR (+23) - New Record

I set a new record? That's awesome!

Yeah, you were in the right place at the right time :P

Total Saves gained (August 2008): 108,346

Clock day.

Nuff said

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/16/08 05:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/15/08 06:26 AM, iscrulz wrote: How dare you pass me you dirty rotten jew rat bastard.

I never knew you cared :P

I take great pride in my rankings in saves. Its not my best but have people like you won't make it better.

I don't intend to make it better, but I seem to have injected you with a certain urgency about your totals of late :P

And to pass my dear old efriend Double D.

Kill or be killed, my friend.

My friend how could you have that ignorant mind set. Live or be live

*connects iscrulz up to the mains*

You wanted to be live, you've got it *throws switch*

At 8/29/08 06:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: Since he stopped being a badger?

Yes I remember that, it would explian my temper tantrums and irritable mood.

Exactly.

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Also, a mention to me, for reaching the hallowed #36 spot - I had to update now, just to preserve it all forevermore.

ReconRebel would be proud. Quote the RAVEN.

I think you'll find it's Quoth the Raven.

Now to try and continue the climb up the list - iscrulz might have deferred me passing him for a month due to his Clock Day pace, but I will get him back for insulting my honour, by calling me a rat-bastard.

Your honour was changelled when you first passed me, Agian (if you pass me) and I will destory your honor brother Cooper.

I'll be waiting, with my weapon of choice, whether or not that it an axe or other weapon remains to be seen.

Also, by the end of the year, I can certainly see me being one of the elites with over 30k Saves to their name :)

Elites? add me to that list too.

Yeah, you'll be added to that when the list gets updated after you join the 1337 class.

At 8/31/08 01:15 PM, cadreamer wrote: Thanks for the update Coop....

Guess I didn't make the cut for this update....but should be on the next one. I have 11,186 saves as it stands right now...didn't think I picked up that many saves in the last two days but hey...that's life.

Your turn will come, I'm sure

At 8/31/08 05:16 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: As you might have noticed, this update encorporates the numbers gathered with Clock Day. Oh deep joy, as compiling the list means we've gone to critical mass, Saves wise.

HUZZAH!

Indeed. Oh god, the pain from my eyeballs was intense.

25th. I like the sound of that. Course, I coulda been like the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, if I'd just A) applied myself, back when ramagi and Toocool passed me... B) not retired at 24k instead of 36k in the first place. #;-}>

I bet you wish you were 24th instead ;)

At 8/30/08 04:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: Part 2 - Save the Children - Yep, I'm scraping the barrel now...

.... ew.

Shoulda at least made a "Save the Cheerleader, save the world" Heroes joke or something. O_O

Thanks for that, wait about another 3.5 weeks and see the results.

At 8/30/08 04:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Part 3 - Save Cracker

... not sure... I get that one...

Save (safe) cracker

Total Saves on the List: 3,226,976
Total Saves gained (August 2008): 108,346

Oh, you know... I think I was getting the total blams and total saves confused. Hence my worrying about 3.7 mil saves, when it was really 3.7 mil blams I rightfully was fretting over. #;-}>

But we're getting close ;)

At 8/29/08 06:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote: iscrulz is a cat? SINCE WHEN WAS HE A FUCKING CAT?!

Since he stopped being a badger?

Well played, sir. Well played!

Thank you.

Just because we won 56 Gold, 51 Silver and 39 Bronze. The only one that I heard was a little contentious was when the Brits beat the French at Cricket - the French team was 11 French Embassy workers, who were all actually British, thus giving us the medal :P

Heh! Well, by rigged I didn't really mean overtly rigged. There's the whole subconscious "home-field advantage" to be taken into account... and, as was the reason I inquired, the whole... less nations back then.

But any excuse to beat the French, wouldn't you say?

But yeah, less events, too.

That's an amazing medalcount, no matter what, though.... 146... man.

Yes, we were once a powerhouse of world sport. Hopefully we are making a comeback

At 9/1/08 05:55 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:29 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Summer is over which means that I am back to business. Let me try to gain 1000 saves per month, I woder how long it will take me back to the top 50.

FOREVER.

watches Coop line up his RPG in your (computer's, if you prefer) general direction:::

No, I'm just trying to write a virus for DoD's computer that makes it think the internet access is being granted via China ;)

At 8/30/08 04:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: 055) 23,047 || + 1,298 || Little-Rena 2

Not far away from the top 50, though that's still going to take sometime since I'm about 1000 away from some of the ones that haven't goteen any points. But maybe one day I will get into the top 50!

At 9/1/08 05:55 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 07:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: Ah yes, it was Clock Day 2 weeks ago and we see how everyone did with their Clock Day savings. :)

What's the interest rate on saves savings accounts, anyway?

...I DON'T KNOW! <--- THAT'S A LINK!

looks at saves balance only growing by what he's actually doing in the portal:::

I WANT THE RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT, DAMNIT.

Sorry, no can do.

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote: iscrulz is a cat? SINCE WHEN WAS HE A FUCKING CAT?!

Meow :: <cat growl> I launch at your dragon face and claw you repeatedly for not respecting GTA.

Nuh-uh. I claw you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

CLAWFIGHTS.

Actually, yes. We both have claws, BUT! Dragons claws are more epic than cat claws!

Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats, especially lolcats

NO WAY. LONGCAT owns all dragons. Except super-ultra-Megamut!

All dragons (except Fagamut) are vastly superior to Longcat.

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: and this:

Oh. My. God. *ahem* I'm sorry iscrulz, but it's not as interesting as two dragons. ;)

Hahahaha.

What's so funny?

At 8/31/08 05:18 PM, gfoxcook wrote: No, he was never FUCKING a cat. But he most certainly WAS a fucking cat at one point.

I said "A FUCKING CAT", not "FUCKING A CAT"!

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

-__-

Remember when Wylo was obsessed with cats? Whatever happened to that...Oh wait a second! Is iscrulz Wylo's alt?! That would explain EVERYTHING!

No, I don't remember, sorry. ;_;

Maybe he didn't post any catlove in the Wi/Ht? forum.

A Dexter parody shall be made sometime, but please, give me time! I know I've been too slow with my works on Flash in August (it's September for Britain now), but I'll try and do better this month. I can't let my audience down, but at the same time, I'd like them all to be patient. I admit, I've been irritated at some impatient fucks recently, so the more patient they are, the better.

You can make the Dexter/Mandark/gfox flash in 2010 for all I care. Just to know it's coming SOMEday is good enough.

I could still be working on my 100th flash by then. :P Let's just say whenever I've finished my 100th flash, I'll have it somewhere on my flashes to do list. Oh well, once I've posted this, I can go and work on Flash. I need to do something on it!

Alright then, tell me who was koreaman then.

How should I know? That's why I was threatening to torture YOU for the info!

You're the only PERSON (OR DRAGON) OF INTEREST I can think of to threaten for the info.

NAMES, MAN. GIVE ME NAMES AND WE'LL LET YOU GO*.

(* - after a memory-wipe, of course)

...I DON'T KNOW! Fresh. <--- THAT'S A LINK!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relentless_
(drink) - Here's a URL for you, gfox

I don't know. I'm not a big energy drink fan, though I had a co-worker once who loved 'em, and had Monster and like two other brands at his desk all the time. The only reasonI've heard of that brand is that I saw your news post about it (I think that's what it was.... wasn't it?) being SUPER METAL ENERGY DRINK or something.

Your search - Relentless site:bahamut.newgrounds.com - did not match any documents.

Fuck.

Oh wait, there we go! :D <---- *sigh* Another link.

At 8/31/08 05:40 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: Why can't I think of anything else then "I'm lovin' it!" when I see the cat picture above my post...

Awww, how cute!

I am going to McDonalds after I get finished with this post. Is Arbys open?

At 8/31/08 05:18 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/15/08 06:36 AM, NEVR wrote: Haha, I've seen you talking about 'crushing' a lot today. IS IT WEIRD THAT IT'S TURNING ME ON? O_o

No it wasn't weird. I think its perfectly natural.

WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM!?!?

We got a great discount at the Holiday Inn in Galveston in was practically free.

At 8/16/08 05:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

I take great pride in my rankings in saves. Its not my best but have people like you won't make it better.

People like HIM? What's that supposed to mean? O_O

He is a dirty rotten back stabber.

Meow :: <cat growl> I launch at your dragon face and claw you repeatedly for not respecting GTA.

HAHAHAHA. I TOLD YOU, DRAGON. I TOLD YOU!

I have no fear taking on a dragon. I stand up for my pride in GTA and hatred of FF.

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S RANDOM.

I wonder if we Wi/ht users are worried about you because of the the Ike. Next comes Jake pounding N.O. destroying all the poor black peoples homes. I thought hurricanes were gay for florida, whats with the Louisiana Texas adultery.

I FUCK CATS, ESPECIALLY YOURS

I don't have a cat anymore.

good they are worthless mangy animals

( I have gone to far, wow thats a first from me..)

(someone fucked it to death... we never found out who did it...)

I must confess I get to crackin kitties skulls.

I think I got it free it cost points after May 2007 I think, uh don't quote me gfox may know.

Sometime in spring of 2007, yep. I don't know the month. May could very well be it. It was definitely pre-August 2007, which is when I got my Wii.

oh well 500 points is well worth it unless your tv screen is smaller than your monitor if so uh

Fucking cats? *throws up*

Cats are adorable creatures with lots of love to give. How could you puke from this ( see pic )

hahaha. NO. That's not even a cat, damn you!

It looks like one and my gut feeling tells me it is.

Now THAT on the other hand... is some cat action. Some....

I got a good laugh from it.

HAWT KITTY SECKS.

next up Hot german knife collection.

Isn't it cute? They're trying to do it like humans! MISSIONARY POSITION KITTIES FTW!

Doggy style postion kittes FTEW.

At 8/31/08 07:51 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

Meow :: <cat growl> I launch at your dragon face and claw you repeatedly for not respecting GTA.

Nuh-uh. I claw you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me because of my reflexes and I bite your face for respecting FF.

Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats, especially lolcats

I agree. I spray cats with water when I see them. lolcats is an example of human retardation.

At 8/29/08 07:01 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/29/08 12:54 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

Fucking cats? *throws up*

Cats are adorable creatures with lots of love to give. How could you puke from this ( see pic )

*gasp*

Fascinated I see.

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: and this:

Oh. My. God. *ahem* I'm sorry iscrulz, but it's not as interesting as two dragons. ;)

Two dragon okay. is this want you want. you lunatic dragon phanboi

I'm sorry, but this cat love is giving me a deja vu.

Remember when Wylo was obsessed with cats? Whatever happened to that...Oh wait a second! Is iscrulz Wylo's alt?! That would explain EVERYTHING!

I gots to confess I would be a great alt. Wouldn't I. How about that. Yuh get me money.

Speaking of coffee and coca-cola, do you Americans get Relentless?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relentless_
(drink) - Here's a URL for you, gfox

We have Full Throttle, Monster, Red Bull, SOBE No Fear and wwe energy drinks that I can think of on top of my mind.

At 9/2/08 02:41 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote: I take great pride in my rankings in saves. Its not my best but have people like you won't make it better.

I don't intend to make it better, but I seem to have injected you with a certain urgency about your totals of late :P

I will make it better than. I was slacking of getting saves so I am going for a good amount of saves enough to re pass you and rightfully be ahead of you. I got to boost my totals for rcvl and pentalist. Reaching 90k before the end of the year.

*connects iscrulz up to the mains*

Old school dial noise plays while I get connected up.

You wanted to be live, you've got it *throws switch*

I am Alive. I feel the power to crush.

At 8/29/08 06:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: Since he stopped being a badger?

Yes I remember that, it would explain my temper tantrums and irritable mood.

Exactly.

So I must be a _____ because of my pride and arrogance

ReconRebel would be proud. Quote the RAVEN.

I think you'll find it's Quoth the Raven.

LOL I am surprised you didn't fix the RR part to gfoxC

Your honor was changelled when you first passed me, Again (if you pass me) and I will destroy your honor brother Cooper.

I'll be waiting, with my weapon of choice, whether or not that it an axe or other weapon remains to be seen.

I have my broad sword ready to duel your axes or chainsaw will have no competition against my swords and mace.

Elites? add me to that list too.

Yeah, you'll be added to that when the list gets updated after you join the 1337 class.

I am preparing to enroll not to much to go now.

At 9/4/08 04:52 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/1/08 05:55 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote:

CLAWFIGHTS.

BtW I won both round wanna fight again, you lose. I win because the cat has a mind of a warrior <paraphrased Futurama quoth>

Actually, yes. We both have claws, BUT! Dragons claws are more epic than cat claws!

Epic in size but cat claws are much more razor sharp and retractable.

At 9/13/08 03:49 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/16/08 05:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

I take great pride in my rankings in saves. Its not my best but have people like you won't make it better.

People like HIM? What's that supposed to mean? O_O

He is a dirty rotten back stabber.

Moi? Back stabber? I've been brought up better than that, I'll have you know!

At 9/2/08 02:41 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote: I take great pride in my rankings in saves. Its not my best but have people like you won't make it better.

I don't intend to make it better, but I seem to have injected you with a certain urgency about your totals of late :P

I will make it better than. I was slacking of getting saves so I am going for a good amount of saves enough to re pass you and rightfully be ahead of you. I got to boost my totals for rcvl and pentalist. Reaching 90k before the end of the year.

*yawns* Whatever. I'll keep my pace up as it is, so at some point, you'll get to tired to keep this pace up and will fall by the wayside. Just like all the others :P

*connects iscrulz up to the mains*

Old school dial noise plays while I get connected up.

What? You can get dial up internets through the mains electric? Impressive

You wanted to be live, you've got it *throws switch*

I am Alive. I feel the power to crush.

Sir, are you really sure this is a wise thing to-

Kiff, if there's anything I don't want to hear right now, it's your 'I don't think that's wise' talk

At 8/29/08 06:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: Since he stopped being a badger?

Yes I remember that, it would explain my temper tantrums and irritable mood.

Exactly.

So I must be a _____ because of my pride and arrogance

Prick?

ReconRebel would be proud. Quote the RAVEN.

I think you'll find it's Quoth the Raven.

LOL I am surprised you didn't fix the RR part to gfoxC

I'm anal, but not that anal :P

Your honor was changelled when you first passed me, Again (if you pass me) and I will destroy your honor brother Cooper.

I'll be waiting, with my weapon of choice, whether or not that it an axe or other weapon remains to be seen.

I have my broad sword ready to duel your axes or chainsaw will have no competition against my swords and mace.

Perhaps not, but I do have more saves than you for this particular moment. Which is what this topic boils down to in the end.

At 9/13/08 03:49 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/31/08 07:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: Nuh-uh. I claw you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me because of my reflexes and I bite your face for respecting FF.

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me when trying to bite my face. Therefore, I clawed you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats, especially lolcats

I agree. I spray cats with water when I see them. lolcats is an example of human retardation.

I hate lolcats so much. D: However, I don't hate it as much as YouTube Poop, which is without a doubt one of the worst internet memes of all time.

Cats are adorable creatures with lots of love to give. How could you puke from this ( see pic )

*gasp*

Fascinated I see.

Not really.

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote: and this:

Oh. My. God. *ahem* I'm sorry iscrulz, but it's not as interesting as two dragons. ;)

Two dragon okay. is this want you want. you lunatic dragon phanboi

The picture? Not what I expected. They're not actual dragons, godammit!

Remember when Wylo was obsessed with cats? Whatever happened to that...Oh wait a second! Is iscrulz Wylo's alt?! That would explain EVERYTHING!

I gots to confess I would be a great alt. Wouldn't I. How about that. Yuh get me money.

Hey Wylo! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relentless_
(drink) - Here's a URL for you, gfox

We have Full Throttle
Monster

Not heard of them.

Red Bull

We have Red Bull, but I prefer Relentless. Why get a 250ml energy drink for £1.00 when you could get a 500ml energy drink for £1.20?

wwe energy drinks that I can think of on top of my mind.

WWE energy drinks? WTF?

At 9/4/08 04:52 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/1/08 05:55 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote:

CLAWFIGHTS.

BtW I won both round wanna fight again, you lose. I win because the cat has a mind of a warrior <paraphrased Futurama quoth>

Nope, I always win clawfights, especially if I'm facing a pussy cat.

Actually, yes. We both have claws, BUT! Dragons claws are more epic than cat claws!

Epic in size but cat claws are much more razor sharp and retractable.

I believe dragon claws > cat claws. Cats are so lame.

Wow I am actually somewhat close to making it on the list. Very surprising.

At 9/13/08 05:28 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 9/13/08 03:49 AM, iscrulz wrote: He is a dirty rotten back stabber.

Moi? Back stabber? I've been brought up better than that, I'll have you know!

Yoi! Thats exactly what a blackmailing back stabber would say.

I will make it better than. I was slacking of getting saves so I am going for a good amount of saves enough to re pass you and rightfully be ahead of you. I got to boost my totals for rcvl and pentalist. Reaching 90k before the end of the year.

*yawns* Whatever. I'll keep my pace up as it is, so at some point, you'll get to tired to keep this pace up and will fall by the wayside. Just like all the others :P

Oh contrar my friend I have been saving since 05 and don't plan to stop I took a nice break over the last year and so. Its time to get back to my original quest to egsc pace and blow the competition out of the park.

*connects iscrulz up to the mains*

Old school dial noise plays while I get connected up.

What? You can get dial up internets through the mains electric? Impressive

I got the hook up from Tim Berners

You wanted to be live, you've got it *throws switch*

I am Alive. I feel the power to crush.

Sir, are you really sure this is a wise thing to-

Kiff, if there's anything I don't want to hear right now, it's your 'I don't think that's wise' talk

Nonsense Kif fire it up. Let them deal with it.

Rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper. Kiff we have a conundrum. Search them for papers, and ah bring me a rock.

At 8/29/08 06:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Yes I remember that, it would explain my temper tantrums and irritable mood.

Exactly.

So I must be a _____ because of my pride and arrogance

Prick?

No I don't poke peoples fingers. A Lion hell yeah

Your honor was changelled when you first passed me, Again (if you pass me) and I will destroy your honor brother Cooper.

I'll be waiting, with my weapon of choice, whether or not that it an axe or other weapon remains to be seen.

I have my broad sword ready to duel your axes or chainsaw will have no competition against my swords and mace.

Perhaps not, but I do have more saves than you for this particular moment. Which is what this topic boils down to in the end.

Bring it to the Exp thread then where we shall duel. At the moment you do but I will have more saves than you next time you look. I had more saves than you a while ago. I plan to have more saves than you in the near future.

At 9/14/08 10:30 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/13/08 03:49 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/31/08 07:51 PM, Bahamut wrote: Nuh-uh. I claw you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me because of my reflexes and I bite your face for respecting FF.

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me when trying to bite my face. Therefore, I clawed you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Nuh-huh. I repeatedly dodge your clawing and I bite and claw your face. I scratch your eyes out for respecting FF.

Dragons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats, especially lolcats

I agree. I spray cats with water when I see them. lolcats is an example of human retardation.

I hate lolcats so much. D: However, I don't hate it as much as YouTube Poop, which is without a doubt one of the worst internet memes of all time.

But Longcat is long and funny.
That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!
Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone ya like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good. It's your body; No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do ya do? First, ya say NO! Then, ya get outta there!

Cats are adorable creatures with lots of love to give. How could you puke from this ( see pic )

*gasp*

Fascinated I see.

Not really.

In denial I see.

At 8/31/08 12:48 AM, iscrulz wrote:

Oh. My. God. *ahem* I'm sorry iscrulz, but it's not as interesting as two dragons. ;)

Two dragon okay. is this want you want. you lunatic dragon phanboi

The picture? Not what I expected. They're not actual dragons, godammit!

Right. Random huh well prepare for this. Yes they are dragons. Descended from the dinosaurs which dragons descended from.

Remember when Wylo was obsessed with cats? Whatever happened to that...Oh wait a second! Is iscrulz Wylo's alt?! That would explain EVERYTHING!

I gots to confess I would be a great alt. Wouldn't I. How about that. Yuh get me money.

Hey Wylo! :D

Syyyyke its me DrJam

We have Full Throttle
Monster

Not heard of them.

Full throttle is expensive and the least popular. Monster is very trendy with extreme athletes.

Red Bull

We have Red Bull, but I prefer Relentless. Why get a 250ml energy drink for £1.00 when you could get a 500ml energy drink for £1.20?

Because Red Bull has a better brand image and more popular, same amount of energy supplements in the 1 cup than 2 cups.

wwe energy drinks that I can think of on top of my mind.

WWE energy drinks? WTF?

Right this stuff is good.

At 9/4/08 04:52 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/1/08 05:55 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:35 PM, Bahamut wrote:

CLAWFIGHTS.

BtW I won both round wanna fight again, you lose. I win because the cat has a mind of a warrior <paraphrased Futurama quoth>

Nope, I always win clawfights, especially if I'm facing a pussy cat.

You are incorrect again. The cat always wins even before the fight

Actually, yes. We both have claws, BUT! Dragons claws are more epic than cat claws!

Epic in size but cat claws are much more razor sharp and retractable.

I believe dragon claws > cat claws. Cats are so lame.

I believe you are right expect cat claws are slightly worse than dragon claws but a margin so small its undetectable by human mind.

I have nothing to say here

Coop's list update #13
Well, it's been a hectic weekend - I'm sitting here at the pub with a few friends prepping the last of the update. My game of Pool should come around soon, so I'd better crack on...

Idiot-Finder displaces Omgee during a heated battle for the top 50. I'm so glad I'm past that for the forseeable future.

Dew and yoshi77777 enter the top 100, moving RoweNuts and Sterockicy out of the way.

And while we're at it, Perceptor and Corky52 have entered the list, pushing veteran users Sekhem RupeeClock out into the cold.

Milestones:
55,000 Saves: Punisher (3rd)
35,000 Saves: RemRulzz (15th)
30,000 Saves: TheDepthsofHell (25th); pwroftheseagoat (26th)
25,000 Saves: milinko959 (45th)
20,000 Saves: Nightforce666 (61st)

Congratulations to you six

Top 5 Gainers:
+1,761 - AfroUnderscoreStud
+1,704 - yoshi77777
+1,661 - DrJam
+1,617 - Basspro55
+1,380 - Toocool100

The List
001) 81,705 || + 1,380 || Toocool100
002) 64,902 || + 1,761 || AfroUnderscoreStud
003) 55,994 || + 1,238 || Punisher
004) 53,767 || + 0,935 || Wylo
005) 53,110 || + 1,308 || harryjarry
006) 49,534 || + 1,617 || Basspro55 1
007) 48,880 || + 0,403 || Rule -1
008) 47,276 || + 0,884 || Molotov
009) 45,379 || + 1,661 || DrJam
010) 40,315 || + 0,023 || ReconRebel
011) 36,977 || + 0,000 || Crolpa
012) 36,909 || + 1,090 || courtday 2
013) 36,017 || + 0,000 || ramagi -1
014) 35,943 || + 0,039 || azteca89 -1
015) 35,528 || + 0,818 || RemRulzz
016) 34,584 || + 0,177 || Seamonky
017) 34,410 || + 0,142 || Bahamut 1
018) 34,341 || + 0,000 || LockClock -1
019) 34,059 || + 0,439 || Dakka942
020) 32,553 || + 0,200 || BlueHippo
021) 32,134 || + 0,000 || schneelocke
022) 31,557 || + 0,109 || ouandyoi 1
023) 31,542 || + 0,000 || Rabindarath -1
024) 31,063 || + 1,021 || Ehwaz003 1
025) 30,754 || + 0,992 || TheDepthsofHell 2
026) 30,684 || + 0,518 || gfoxcook -2
027) 30,230 || + 1,252 || pwroftheseagoat 2
028) 30,008 || + 0,002 || Denvish -2
029) 29,962 || + 1,018 || shunshuu 1
030) 29,335 || + 0,163 || RenegadeGirl -2
031) 29,223 || + 1,043 || AshtonNextGen 1
032) 28,413 || + 0,955 || iscrulz 2
033) 28,216 || + 1,001 || Coop83 3
034) 28,209 || + 0,000 || bila -3
035) 28,046 || + 0,250 || BonusStage -2
036) 27,535 || + 1,250 || Phantom 4
037) 27,475 || + 0,171 || Newgrundling -2
038) 27,165 || + 0,291 || pepeatumi -1
039) 26,632 || + 0,045 || X-Naut -1
040) 26,570 || + 0,000 || Major-punk -1
041) 26,433 || + 0,581 || PenguinLink
042) 26,283 || + 0,891 || Sentio 2
043) 25,892 || + 0,081 || DonDoli -1
044) 25,726 || + 0,112 || Voidist -1
045) 25,400 || + 0,890 || milinko959 2
046) 24,765 || + 0,076 || Andersson -1
047) 24,585 || + 0,514 || Auz 3
048) 24,579 || + 0,000 || Qwoxyl -2
049) 24,274 || + 0,000 || JerkClock -1
050) 24,273 || + 0,957 || Idiot-Finder 4

051) 24,245 || + 0,060 || Omgee -2
052) 24,203 || + 0,157 || M-A-R-C-U-S -1
053) 24,109 || + 0,704 || Dream-of-Duke
054) 24,002 || + 0,003 || XwaynecoltX -2
055) 23,839 || + 0,792 || Little-Rena 0
056) 23,407 || + 0,968 || Patcoola 1
057) 22,784 || + 0,000 || MPA -1
058) 22,025 || + 0,085 || leeboy105
059) 21,861 || + 0,055 || Minion777
060) 20,369 || + 0,102 || TheSoulMan
061) 20,033 || + 0,801 || Nightforce666
062) 19,671 || + 1,182 || simon 3
063) 19,370 || + 0,958 || Shanus 4
064) 19,359 || + 0,132 || AtomicTerrorist -2
065) 19,348 || + 0,901 || Joshiwa 1
066) 19,183 || + 0,194 || Stormwarden -3
067) 18,820 || + 0,100 || LatinoRalf -3
068) 18,326 || + 0,256 || bifgis 1
069) 18,317 || + 0,001 || Pieriku -1
070) 17,926 || + 0,102 || ornery-scotsman
071) 17,883 || + 0,249 || Sonucais 1
072) 17,813 || + 0,060 || Sakurazukamori -1
073) 17,735 || + 0,108 || Tex2002ans
074) 17,679 || + 0,141 || Now-n-Again
075) 17,633 || + 0,590 || Mendou 1
076) 17,500 || + 0,000 || Jake -1
077) 17,205 || + 0,537 || NEVR 2
078) 17,079 || + 0,115 || Frank-The-Hedgehog -1
079) 16,954 || + 0,652 || Emlfuryoflion 3
080) 16,887 || + 0,000 || Roth-Productions -2
081) 16,508 || + 0,000 || Oneup -1
082) 16,332 || + 0,003 || EagleRock -1
083) 16,178 || + 0,074 || Ventar
084) 16,119 || + 0,960 || Haggard 7
085) 16,101 || + 0,000 || fixit -1
086) 15,979 || + 0,000 || Hemlok -1
087) 15,892 || + 0,619 || Gooch 3
088) 15,629 || + 0,001 || MadCow -2
089) 15,628 || + 0,000 || LittleMissVixen -2
090) 15,601 || + 0,074 || Kolohe -2
091) 15,495 || + 0,038 || Claudia-C18 -2
092) 15,010 || + 0,000 || carmelhadinosaur
093) 15,000 || + 0,000 || life
094) 14,989 || + 0,081 || thomtomw
095) 14,845 || + 0,139 || Glamdrung 3
096) 14,789 || + 0,068 || Aksumka
097) 14,763 || + 0,053 || pieoncar
098) 14,749 || + 0,006 || TremCladClock -3
099) 14,730 || + 1,085 || Dew 12
100) 14,693 || + 1,704 || yoshi77777 21

101) 14,678 || + 0,836 || Overtired 6
102) 14,666 || + 0,000 || Sterockicy -3
103) 14,507 || + 0,011 || ThunderboltLegion -2
104) 14,504 || + 0,638 || idiot-buster 2
105) 14,502 || + 0,000 || RoweNuts -5
106) 14,405 || + 0,000 || ADT -4
107) 14,328 || + 0,000 || sunhawk818 -4
108) 14,119 || + 1,170 || Mrputter 15
109) 14,052 || + 0,001 || MetalDart -5
110) 13,954 || + 0,000 || Parasoul -5
111) 13,930 || + 0,193 || bmxgamer -1
112) 13,845 || + 0,465 || someone-else 6
113) 13,800 || + 0,000 || Heinrich -5
114) 13,793 || + 0,001 || SlashFirestorm -5
115) 13,704 || + 0,089 || Myst -3
116) 13,643 || + 1,175 || ScottTowels 12
117) 13,617 || + 0,004 || rageVI -4
118) 13,594 || + 0,000 || Kisuke -4
119) 13,567 || + 0,000 || alexsmolik -4
120) 13,560 || + 0,000 || DuMa-RyoHahn -4
121) 13,467 || + 0,000 || ArtDanVal -4
122) 13,330 || + 0,027 || Kirk-Cocaine -3
123) 13,077 || + 0,103 || IM-KOOL-R-U -1
124) 13,005 || + 0,000 || yaya12 -4
125) 12,877 || + 0,002 || YoinK -1
126) 12,848 || + 0,338 || aldlv 1
127) 12,670 || + 0,005 || ianianian1111 -2
128) 12,549 || + 0,000 || LittleWashu -2
129) 12,477 || + 0,123 || Cereal 2
130) 12,466 || + 0,029 || HaroFreak -1
131) 12,408 || + 0,029 || lilhunter03 -1
132) 12,368 || + 0,045 || FIGMENTUM
133) 12,284 || + 0,000 || thisisasignin
134) 11,929 || + 0,000 || seraphius
135) 11,845 || + 0,183 || Rarebreed 3
136) 11,755 || + 0,087 || hongkongexpress 1
137) 11,743 || + 0,048 || deslona -1
138) 11,711 || + 0,000 || XkwiziTOnE -3
139) 11,630 || + 0,009 || Timmy
140) 11,596 || + 0,000 || LevelOneAccount
141) 11,571 || + 0,028 || Cyberdevil
142) 11,487 || + 0,001 || ThePunisher52
143) 11,458 || + 0,111 || DarkArchon 2
144) 11,456 || + 0,005 || Muffin -1
145) 11,423 || + 0,000 || TITROTU -1
146) 11,340 || + 0,579 || Perceptor NEW!
147) 11,328 || + ?,??? || Corky52 NEW!
148) 11,316 || + 0,000 || Shadow-Angel -2
149) 11,280 || + 0,000 || KWAS71KCK -2
150) 11,210 || + 0,041 || crev -2

New to the list: Perceptor; Corky52
Leaving the list: Sekhem; RupeeClock
Most Saves Gained: AfroUnderscoreStud (+1,761)
Most Ranks Gained: yoshi77777 (+21)
Total Saves on the list: 3,276,413
Total Gained (September): 60,912

Don't whinge at me - the stat pull was taken on Friday evening, with the Stats being posted late, due to unforseen circumstances

I am getting closer and closer to return to the top 50.

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #13
Milestones:
55,000 Saves: Punisher (3rd)
35,000 Saves: RemRulzz (15th)
30,000 Saves: TheDepthsofHell (25th); pwroftheseagoat (26th)
25,000 Saves: milinko959 (45th)
20,000 Saves: Nightforce666 (61st)

Congrats to you guys indeed.

The List
045) 25,400 || + 0,890 || milinko959 2
046) 24,765 || + 0,076 || Andersson -1
047) 24,585 || + 0,514 || Auz 3
048) 24,579 || + 0,000 || Qwoxyl -2
049) 24,274 || + 0,000 || JerkClock -1
050) 24,273 || + 0,957 || Idiot-Finder 4

Great, I gained three ranks which gives me a safe spot in the top 50 :) Seems like Idiot-Finder is gonna pass me sooner or later, but I should pass Andersson around the same time so I´ll probably stay at the 47th spot on the next update.

Thanks again for another great update Coop!

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Thanks for the update Coop83.

And while we're at it, Perceptor and Corky52 have entered the list, pushing veteran users Sekhem RupeeClock out into the cold.

Wow, I had no clue that I was actually even close to making this list. I just happened to look at it today to see when I was going to make it. What a surprise.

147) 11,328 || + ?,??? || Corky52 NEW!

I see that there are quite a bit of inactive users ahead of me and there are also quite a few people who are getting minimal Protection Points. For the next couple of weeks this should be easy climbing.

New to the list: Perceptor; Corky52

Welcome Perceptor and again this is still quite a surprise.

At 9/28/08 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Don't whine at me - the stat pull was taken on Friday evening, with the Stats being posted late, due to unforseen circumstances

Hmmmmm......seems you missed me!! :( My saves as of Friday as per the NG log was 12,078...so I should definitly be on this list.

Thanks!!

At 9/28/08 03:26 PM, cadreamer wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Don't whine at me - the stat pull was taken on Friday evening, with the Stats being posted late, due to unforseen circumstances

Hmmmmm......seems you missed me!! :( My saves as of Friday as per the NG log was 12,078...so I should definitly be on this list.

Thanks!!

Same problem with me. I currently have 11,821 and I had approximately 11,733 protection points on Friday. That would put me well within the top 150.

Thanks for the update :D.

I can't believe I'm only 600pts away from being in the top 100!

Neeeeeeeeeat!

At 9/28/08 03:26 PM, cadreamer wrote: Hmmmmm......seems you missed me!! :( My saves as of Friday as per the NG log was 12,078...so I should definitly be on this list.

Okay, thanks for that. I've added you to the list as of last night's conversation via PM.

At 9/28/08 03:55 PM, zimzap wrote: Same problem with me. I currently have 11,821 and I had approximately 11,733 protection points on Friday. That would put me well within the top 150.

Never rains, but it pours. I've added you to the bottom of the spreadsheet, bringing to total number of tracked accounts to 175

Hey, nice list coop, perhaps you can cram me in there sometime =-)

At 9/29/08 05:18 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Hey, nice list coop, perhaps you can cram me in there sometime =-)

Anybody else for the Saves bus?

I must admit that it's rather nice to be on this list as well now seeing as I've been waiting some time to get here. However, I reckon that this will be the last list I access for a very appreciable length of time considering the state of my various other stats.

At 9/29/08 02:56 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 9/28/08 03:55 PM, zimzap wrote: Same problem with me. I currently have 11,821 and I had approximately 11,733 protection points on Friday. That would put me well within the top 150.

Never rains, but it pours. I've added you to the bottom of the spreadsheet, bringing to total number of tracked accounts to 175

Thanks alot. I wish that there was a way for NG to make these easier on you guys who volunteer your time to track our stats.

Man, I'm racking up more saves than Mariano Rivera and Trevor Hoffman combined.

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #13

Thanks for the update!

The List
078) 17,079 || + 0,115 || Frank-The-Hedgehog -1
079) 16,954 || + 0,652 || Emlfuryoflion 3
080) 16,887 || + 0,000 || Roth-Productions -2
081) 16,508 || + 0,000 || Oneup -1
082) 16,332 || + 0,003 || EagleRock -1
083) 16,178 || + 0,074 || Ventar
084) 16,119 || + 0,960 || Haggard 7

Nice gain for me. Also, there are some inactive (or nearly inactive) users ahead of me. I also closed in on Emlfuryoflion.

At 9/20/08 05:48 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 9/14/08 10:30 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/13/08 03:49 AM, iscrulz wrote:

Uh-Huh. You repeatedly miss me when trying to bite my face. Therefore, I clawed you repeatedly for respecting GTA.

Nuh-huh. I repeatedly dodge your clawing and I bite and claw your face. I scratch your eyes out for respecting FF.

Nuh-uh. I repeatedly dodge your biting and clawing and I rip your face. I scratch your eyes out for respecting GTA.

I hate lolcats so much. D: However, I don't hate it as much as YouTube Poop, which is without a doubt one of the worst internet memes of all time.

But Longcat is long and funny.

Longcat isn't that special.

The picture? Not what I expected. They're not actual dragons, godammit!

Right. Random huh well prepare for this. Yes they are dragons. Descended from the dinosaurs which dragons descended from.

Meh, it's the best I've seen so far.

Hey Wylo! :D

Syyyyke its me DrJam

I'm pretty sure you're Wylo.

We have Full Throttle
Monster

Not heard of them.

Full throttle is expensive and the least popular. Monster is very trendy with extreme athletes.

Oh....I saw Monster at a store the other day. :O

Nope, I always win clawfights, especially if I'm facing a pussy cat.

You are incorrect again. The cat always wins even before the fight

Cats never win, because they suck.

I believe dragon claws > cat claws. Cats are so lame.

I believe you are right expect cat claws are slightly worse than dragon claws but a margin so small its undetectable by human mind.

So you agree that cats are inferior to dragons. Good!

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #13

Thanks for the update Coop.

Idiot-Finder displaces Omgee during a heated battle for the top 50. I'm so glad I'm past that for the forseeable future.

Epic. :o

Dew and yoshi77777 enter the top 100, moving RoweNuts and Sterockicy out of the way.

Interesting changes.

And while we're at it, Perceptor and Corky52 have entered the list

Ah, welcome to them two. :)

Milestones:

Congrats all.

017) 34,410 || + 0,142 || Bahamut 1
018) 34,341 || + 0,000 || LockClock -1

Oh yeah, LockClock wasn't too far ahead of me, so I was able to pass him in saves. Oh well, a rank gain is nice, especially the fact that I'm not saving too much these days.

Thanks for the update Coop, I have slowed down a bunch but I am still moving along.

At 9/29/08 12:41 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #13

Thanks for the update!

The List
078) 17,079 || + 0,115 || Frank-The-Hedgehog -1
079) 16,954 || + 0,652 || Emlfuryoflion 3
080) 16,887 || + 0,000 || Roth-Productions -2
081) 16,508 || + 0,000 || Oneup -1
082) 16,332 || + 0,003 || EagleRock -1
083) 16,178 || + 0,074 || Ventar
084) 16,119 || + 0,960 || Haggard 7

Nice gain for me. Also, there are some inactive (or nearly inactive) users ahead of me. I also closed in on Emlfuryoflion.

dont expect me to stay this slow forever im usually in the 800-1000 range but school and some other random things had me pretty distracted this month

i wont let you pass me to quickly :P

maybe i can sneak in the top 75 this week?

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Milestones:
55,000 Saves: Punisher (3rd)
35,000 Saves: RemRulzz (15th)
30,000 Saves: TheDepthsofHell (25th); pwroftheseagoat (26th)
25,000 Saves: milinko959 (45th)
20,000 Saves: Nightforce666 (61st)

Congratulations to you six

thank you. and congratz to you other 5 guys

020) 32,553 || + 0,200 || BlueHippo
021) 32,134 || + 0,000 || schneelocke
022) 31,557 || + 0,109 || ouandyoi 1
023) 31,542 || + 0,000 || Rabindarath -1
024) 31,063 || + 1,021 || Ehwaz003 1
025) 30,754 || + 0,992 || TheDepthsofHell 2
026) 30,684 || + 0,518 || gfoxcook -2

cool, not a bad a pace at all. and i have a few people coming up i can pass and it looks like it'll be pretty heated between me and Ehwaz. exciting.