LordKooler's Smackdown review
1.Rob Van Dam vs Dvon Dudley rating:***1/2
A decent match to start off Smackdown. Nothing special about it.
But at the end, RVD won and got attacked by the dudleys. Then Rey mysterio comes out and saves RVD.
2.Chavo Classic vs Jacquelyn rating:**
Before the match, Jacquelyn came out and talked about being the
first woman to hold the cruiserweight title. Then Chavo Guerrero
and Chavo Classic come out and Chavo guerrero said that losing
the cruiserweight title was the worst moment of his career. Then chavo said that he will wrestle jacquelyn at Judgement Day with
one of his hands tied behind his back. Then Chavo Classic's match with jacquelyn begins. This was a boring match. Chavo Classic won after jacquelyn got distracted by Chavo Guerrero. After the match, Jacquelyn pulled down Chavo Classic's pants.
3.Booker T vs the FBI rating:**
The FBI come out wearing casts because of the beating they recieved by the Undertaker last week. Then Booker T comes out
holding a small bag that holds the dirt Booker T got from last week. Booker T won the match. After that, The Undertaker starts
playing his tricks on Booker T. Undertaker looked creepy with his
face on those screens. Then Paul Bearer comes out and then the
Undertaker rises from smoke in the ring. Overall, This was a boring match.
4.Eddie guerrero segment rating:***1/2
A decent segment. Eddie guerrero comes out and talks about his
mother getting a heart attack at a Smackdown house show in El
Paso, Texas. Then JBL's limo comes out. Eddie trys to open the door, But eddie couldn't open it and grabed a steel pipe. Eddie breaks the car window and opens the door. And then it turns out
that JBL isn't in the car. After that, Eddie gets arrested.
5.Rico vs Hardcore Holly rating:**
What was the point of this match? This looked like a match made for Velocity. Hardcore Holly won at the end.
6.Cafe De Rene rating:**
Another boring cafe de rene. Rene dupree talks about being booed by the crowd and talks about how he will be the first french
person to hold the U.S Title.Then rene says, "How you americans
torture those poor..." I didn't hear what he said after he said "poor," Because it was censored. What did he say? Why was it censored?
7.John Cena vs Sakoda rating:**
This reminded me of john cena's match against Akio from Velocity. But his opponent was Sakoda and this match wasn't taped for Velocity. This was a pretty boring match. John cena won at the end. After that, John cena gave Akio the FU.
8.John Bradshaw Layfield vs Rey Mysterio rating:**
A boring match to end Smackdown. It was also a squash match.
JBL won at the end. After that, JBL said that he will be the new WWE champion at Judgement day.