At 9/1/03 06:05 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I had heard it would be like a latex mask to make it look like burned skin...anyway I'm kinda looking forward to Raw, I want to see coach get beat up, even though someone will most definatly come to his aid...any bets? I say christian since coach helped him last week.

it'll be a shock if your wrong...
but, it'd be a bigger shock if coach didn't suck! imagine if coach put on a good match and became a superstar instead of a commentator! that'd be retarded

if they do that with coach I'll throw my remot at my tv in disgust, laugh for a while, yanks some hair out, then find a way to e-mail WWE and write something nasty...not in that order but you get the idea.

Hey, you don't mind if I could join the club?

Just a few details of myself: I am huge HHHater and I love playing Extreme Warfare Revenge (anyone here plays that game?)

At 9/1/03 07:15 PM, ChrisRidsdill wrote: Hey, you don't mind if I could join the club?

Just a few details of myself: I am huge HHHater and I love playing Extreme Warfare Revenge (anyone here plays that game?)

Most definetly. I am teh Club leader, Tyler.

Pick a Wrestler to represent and I or one of the other guys will let you know if its taken, I'm HBK.

Feel free to post here anytime, and write a review for SAMACKDOWN.

Welcome to the club! =)

RookMan's RAW! Review
Jonathon Coachman vs. Jerry Lawler - I gotta admit, Coach had some cool entrance music, but that's just my opinion. Damn, he looked like a jackass though. The Al Snow thing caught me off gaurd, and i have to admit, i'm actually looking forward to where this is going. Stone Cold is a asshole though. He was always the guy screwing over management and had no respect for authority. Now, he is the authority and he's always gotta ruin everyone's fun. (in case you haven't guessed, i'm anti-austin, pro-bischoff.) I mean, Jim Ross v. Coach at Unforgiven? What's he smokin?
Christian vs. Chris Jericho - This match was cool. It took me completely by surprise. I loved every minute of it, though i had a hard time deciding who to root for. Still, its sad, because they were a cool duo, and now they'll probably fued :'(
Women's Match - Goddamn it. Trish Stratus is NOT the only Diva. Why must every single angle in the women's division involve her? (i realize though its just marketing for horny adolesence, but i don't watch wrestling to get my rocks off. That's why i have porn, dammit! And Stacy Keibler's hotter anyway.)
Retarded Kane Segment - Look! Vince was on RAW! omfg. What a shock! And look, Kane's not even burned. He's Superman! Let's splash Shane with some expensive bottled water and strap wires to his nuts. Fun! Seriously though, why did Kane just walk away? Some monster he is. Poor baby had a booboo on his head. As a secondary note, i miss Jamal, because when Bischoff came down to the ring, i could just imagine this scenario: "What's wrong, Eric? Didn't you get enough at SummerSlam?"
"Shane, I want you out of MY ring. And i'm gonna give you about...3 minutes"
Well, I'll get back on track now....
Hurricane and Rosey vs. La Resistance - still with that fucking USA chant. Its Hurricane, not Captain America. Get your heroes straight. And the Dudleys/Frenchmen angle is old. As a side note, Hurricane is a superhero, so why didn't he try to stop Kane? For that matter, why doesn't he do anything heroic?
Test and Stacy vs. Stevie Richards and Victoria - this pissed me off. I really wanted to see Test and Stacy together again, like before. They were cool. Also, the Steiner/Test angle has run its course too. End it.
Evolution vs HBK - no, you didn't read wrong, because i saw this as a handicap match. Maven did absolutely nothing the whole match, and Goldberg only picked the bones. Shawn Michaels did all the work for 95% of the match. It was still a good match, though i thought the result would be a big push for Maven.
TEH EDN!!!!!!!

wooot! i love that review....I always find some aspect i totally agree with. Kane=Superman..yeah that sounds about right. The womens division is a joke, I don't even bother taking it seriously anymore, but I do agree that it should not revolve around trish. the J2Y/Chriatian match caught me off guard but I really liked it. as for the coach/JR/Al/King thing...Why would you put a match with two people who can't wrestle on a PPV??? i would not want to pay to see that, and Snow would probably run in and beat up JR anyway...all well..

the joy of this club is that it's just not WWE but all pro wrestling, so you cna chat about older wrestlers and other promotions all you like, just keep in mind that most will only be watching WWE and may not be aware of the others. There were a couple "indi" commercials shown during raw lastnight that advertised the MLW thats being taped in the war mamorial centre and an underground fed that's being held at Broward Community College (BCC). I only mention this because Raven Terri Funk and Jerry Lawler was featured in the MLW and D'lo, in the underground..anybody else see this? Probably not since it was only local to me..

At 9/1/03 08:43 PM, OWPEY wrote:

At 9/1/03 07:15 PM, ChrisRidsdill wrote: Hey, you don't mind if I could join the club?

Just a few details of myself: I am huge HHHater and I love playing Extreme Warfare Revenge (anyone here plays that game?)

Most definetly. I am teh Club leader, Tyler.

Pick a Wrestler to represent and I or one of the other guys will let you know if its taken, I'm HBK.

Feel free to post here anytime, and write a review for SAMACKDOWN.

Welcome to the club! =)

Ok, I'll be Matt Hardy Version 1 if that's not taken.

I'm from the UK so I don't get to see RAW until Friday but trying to charge Shane's balls with a car battery? Coach vs JR on PPV? That head writer of RAW Brian Gerwitz is obviously smoking Jeff Hardy's old stoner box.

Since you can talk about anything wrestling here, did anyone check out Randy Savage's rap against Hogan? It's at www.machoman.com and it hilarious. What the hell is he doing?

Hello, I'm just here to tell you that i'm changing to owen hart

At 9/3/03 12:09 AM, LordKooler wrote: Hello, I'm just here to tell you that i'm changing to owen hart

Cool. We should add our names to our typed bbs signiture.

Kurt Angel is insane. he's working through at least 2 major injuries, one of them a torn hamstring. He does not want to miss anymore this year so he's not having surgery yet...brave man.

well the WWE has made yet another stupid twist on the goldberg/HHH match. if goldberg loses he's gone from wrestling. with a stipulation like that it's hard to see HHh winning. Even if he does rest assure goldberg would somehow come back. thats my big problem cause I can see it now, for three weeks in a row, goldberg is somewhere in the building, either in the stands with a ticket, or hiding ni the shadows for HHH until, bam he's back. uhhhh..

since I'm on a champion subject, who should be in line as IC title contenders? heres my current list of possible people

Steven Richards
Booker T
Jericho
Rico
Test
Lance Storm
Golddust
Randy Orton
Rodny Mack
RVD
Tommy Dreamer
The Hurricane
Rosey

That's all I can think of right now for that. That's most of the mid-card so who knows who will be the next IC champ.

At 9/3/03 11:11 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:

Steven Richards
Booker T
Jericho
Rico
Test
Lance Storm
Golddust
Randy Orton
Rodny Mack
RVD
Tommy Dreamer
The Hurricane
Rosey

what about maven? or batista? or scotty 2 hotty (once he's back on tv)? i'd also add the rookies mark jindrak, garrison cade and rob conway to that list, cuz you never know...
and since you've done raw, i counter with a list of US championship contenders...
John Cena
Chris Benoit
Rhyno
Tajiri
Matt Hardy
Ultimo Dragon (he sorely needs that push, given all the hype before his arrival)
A-Train
Sean O'Haire
Kanyon (who betta?!)
Billy Gunn
Jamie Noble
Brian Kendrick (even though he's probably more likely for cruiserweight champion)
Rey Mysterio
Orlando Jordan

true I did forget Maven, but I purposly left batista out since he won't be wresling until late october. As for Scotty, I only put those on Raw that are there now, and since I don't know where he'll end up, I left him off.. He may go to smackdown for all we know.

Lets keep the champion thing going. Lets switch it up now, Cruiserweight Title time!

Chavo- He'll be back anytime
Ultimo Dragon-does need a push
Shannon Moore
Tajiri
Jamie Noble
Billy Kidman
Funaki--really deserves something
Nunzio
Spanky
Zach Gowen
Matt Hardy(?)

I don't think Matt will be in this deivision anymore but it can't hurt to list him.

At 9/3/03 02:53 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: poppycock!!!!!!!

shannon moore is probably the least likely to get it, as he lacks any real character. he's just an extension of matt hardy. though it might be nice if they gave each wrestler something to make them an individual. however, i disagree with zach gowen, because i don't see him as a real wrestler. i still view him as a novelty act, and it doesn't help his case when he can't win a single match and then gets bumped of a pay-per-view.
oh, and according to backstagewrestling.com, they didn't give an explanation as to how kane survived the blaze because of "poetic liscence"
The WWE: More proof that 1000 monkeys at 1000 typewriters won't necessarily write shakespeare...

poppycock????

I agree with ya on moore but I;m still debating with myself about zach. i agree that right now he's more like a novelty act but he does work hard, is generally over with the crowd, and can use the mic pretty well. I dunno, I think he's talented one leg or not.

as for kane...Since when does WWE need to explain themselves when it comes to killing their wreslters?(Storline wise. Not like Owen.) For example, when Kane set a coffin on fire with taker inside, or when he hit a guy with lightning and set him on fire? When HHH got droped from a crane while in a car? WWE just says they are hella tough and move on. So what if kane is secretly superman, as long as he's on TV again WWE dosen't care.

At 9/4/03 07:56 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: words......

yeah, zach got talent for only having one leg, but after the initial shock after his match with big show, i just stopped caring...
also, you said that the wwe doesn't need to explain how characters survive, but those days ended with the deadman gimmick in my opinion. we all know that neither kane nor undertaker are superhuman freaks. personally, i'd expect a tad of reality added to it, in order to make it a more compelling view. (And after all, we all know that the only helluva tough guy on earth is Mr.T, foo. :P)

I was being sarcastic! i do agree that reality needs to apply here and thet mythical, supernatural stuff ended with the deadman gimmick, but Kane's burned up monster character hasan't changed a heck of a lot. Though it has been given many demensions, what with past storylines with X-pac, chyna, the corporation, even with RVD. the main reason we WWE didn't give an explination is that they don't have a good one yet. Simple as that.

Mr. T IS the toughest man alive sucka! I pity the foo who don't drink milk!

dammit. why can i never tell when people are being sarcastic?

is ok. The way i write it's hard to tell sometimes when i'm joking or not. i'll try to make it clear in the furture. Just know my sense of humor is pretty high so expect some sarcasm from me from time to time.

what did y'all think of vince and brock's domestic dispute.
"you never called me vince, all i want is a phone call"

well vince is a playa who loves to fool around. lol. Sereiously its stupid brock dosent need vince, but hey...

i wish paul heyman was back, not only cuz he a brock made a kickass team, but because smackdown has gone downhill since he left, as his departure was almost the exact same time vince started showing up for every fucking show.

*Lordkooler's "smackdown!" review*
1.The apa vs charlie haas & shelton benjamin,
An ok match. But when bradshaw did the clothesline from hell on shelton benjamin, Charlie haas put benjamin's foot on the rope to avoid the pin! Then charlie haas hit bradshaw with the belt to help benjamin win!
2.Chris benoit vs a-train,
It's better than last week's benoit vs a-train match,
What made it cool was at the end where rhyno gores the a-train instead of benoit!
3.Undertaker vs kurt angle,
One of smackdown's better matches, I loved the parts where the undertaker doesn't tap out to the angle lock, And where brock lesnar attacks both undertaker and angle!
Bourbon street bikini contest,
Very boring, But I liked the part when shaniqua attacks torrie & nidia
4.Rey mysterio vs tajiri
I liked this match, lots of action. But yet again mysterio defends his title

The end

Also to add to the Smackdown! review was Brock "The Real Monster" and Zack.

I'm truely getting tired of Brock beating up the little guys and that display last night when he choked out Zack and threw him down the stairs was down right STUPID.

Personally he kicked ass when he was after Big Show and Hated Vince. I honistly think they need to get rid of the current writers for Smackdown! and RAW and higher some TRUE writers not some perverse homos obsessed with sex and blood. And they need to bring back the great ones! Rock,Hogan,Edge,Scoty,DDP and Jeff and they need to start trading wresterls between the sholes like they did when Bishof 1st hit scene and Him and Steph were fighting over all the wrestlers. For some odd reason Vince has screwed up WWE big time for the last year or so

writing needs to improve greatly--true
They should be fired and replaced--no. Most of these guys come up with great stuff, but Vince has the final say on all aspects of the show. So if he doesn't like something, it's gone. Like Ultimo for example. Vince really dosen't like him hence the lack of a push.

Heyman needs to come back and resume writing! He has some kickass ideas!

Im new to ng but i love wrestling ive watched wcw wwe ecw even cheap organizations that some of the former wcw wrestler are at now so ill join the wrestling club

the rock should be back either this week or next
because he just finished his next movie

then you can join. Pick a wrestler that you want to represent then put it in your BBS signature. Some may be taken but there are plenty left.

At 9/5/03 11:18 PM, pot_land_69 wrote: the rock should be back either this week or next
because he just finished his next movie

welcome to the club. Rock's movies SUCK> People are writting shitty scripts for him. He should be in comedy, or the next Termanator i hate the desert/ancient/mummy type movies!