Alrighty, my Firefox has been annoying me w/ the 'illegal operation' crap ever since the comp was fixed (which occurs the most with this site), and since getting offline while I type doesn't seem to work, I'm typing this on my WordPad, roffle. Anyway, before I'm horribly late again:
Assi9's SD Blah-Blah-Blah
I wrote down far less, in order to be able to enjoy the show for a change, lol.
The King gets screwed again!
He gets lulled into a false sense of security by Teddy Long & some photoshooters, and ends up in a match with Bobby Lashley! NYAH-NYAH! But Lashley loses anyway, thanks to his bi........er, wife.
M.V.P. also gets screwed!
STREET FIGHT!!! He just HAD to say he grew up fighting in the streets, and now he gets stuck fighting Kane in the street! GIANT FUCKING ROFFLE.
I can't wait to see Kane toss his worthless ass through the windshield of a car, can you?
Chavo & Benoit have another 'chat'
Benoit mentions "Eddie's estate"; I'm guessing it might have something to do with a will.....only time will tell. This just got a little interesting for a change.
Tag Match: Matt Hardy & Jimmy Wang Yang vs Gregory Helms & Sylvan
Cole made an unintentional referrence to J.B.L. about him & Farooq; Mikey's gotten sharper with J.B.L. around, hasn't he? Lol. So what if he's a Chineese redneck? He can have a girl that hot if he wantsta'. He's just jealous.
Anyway, did anyone pay close attention to that Twist of Fate from the top rope Matt pulled off? Right on the head, man! THIS IS WHAT THE FANS HAVE BEEN WANTING TO SEE OUT OF MATT FOR A WHILE; I'm glad that the writers're finally giving him a push, here.
Ken calls out The Dead Man
FOR ONCE, he finally got the drop on Taker - with mic shots to the skull. Several shots. Repeatedly.
RULE #1: NEVER CRACK OPEN TAKER'S SKULL; YOU'RE SIGNING YOUR DEATH WARRANT!
Ooooooooooooh, was HE ever pissed......he gonna' go bye-bye.
Chris Benoit vs K.C. James
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the good ol' 2 Moves of Sheer Torture (the Flying Headbutt & the Crossface); look, I know many of you get annoyed with predictable moves - like Cena's 4 - being used, but DON'T TELL ME YA' DON'T LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE GET THE FLYING HEADBUTT, THEN FOLLOWED BY A CROSSFACE!? COME ON! YA' KNOW YA' LIKES IT!
Boogeyman vs a noob named T.J. Dalton
T.J. go boom. And then 'da worms.......
I hope I didn't see Wright spit them in this guy's mouth, like Krystal........yecch.
The Miz challenges Boogeyman........roffle
This oughtta' be loads o' fun, don't ya' think? AND BULLSHIT; YOU DID LEAVE POOR KRYSTAL HANGING, MIZANIN - TWICE!
Now it's his turn to taste that which is worm spit.............I just made myself slightly sick.
Batista vs Finlay
Oh, does Finlay ever get pwned in this match! The only time he managed to get the upper hand, he needed The Lil' Bastard to deliver a Low Blow with his shellaligh - and Batista had knocked the crap out of him by that point. The King tried to help, only to have Finlay turned into a projectile! 2-for-1 PWNAGE PACKAGE DEAL! (Hey, I like that one; I'll have to remember that...)
I think I did pretty good this time; I guess I just have to cut down on the length of my notes. Ok, hopefully the Firefox'll let me do a little catching up on the last several days. ^_^