Rooks RAW Review
Dont expect too much this week, as RAW is just a blur of bad booking and my seething rage at what a horrible product it was. And that's only a slight exaggeration. To kick off, my biggest beef with last night was JR. Fuck that fat fuck. His comments with regards to Jericho and Goldberg were, for lack of a better word, inexcusable. Goldberg attacked La Resistance, unprovocked, and gets suspended, yet JR sticks up for him because he was a "patriotic" American? Make that idiotic American. So fuck you JR. La Resistance are patriotic Frenchmen, but you wont stick up for their patriotism. Fuck you a thousand times. And no, Im not French, or even French Canadian, so thats not why I stick up for La Resistance. You actually made King look good last night. KING! Bring back Coach and Snowman. They rock since going heel, and the current announcers do nothing but make mistakes, bitch and moan or make racist and/or sexist remarks. At least thats my opinion.
My second gripe concerns the handicap match. Way to make your champs look strong. They took out RVDs legs with a Figure Four, thus restricting his arsenal, and the underdogs STILL won! Evolution now looks totally weak, and the credibilty of the belts is in a compromising situation. If Michaels DOESNT win the belt, then the title will, in my eyes, be more worthless the Trish and Lita bet (one Canadian dollar).
Gripe 3: Thuggin and Buggin Enterprises has officially gone to shit. Mark Henry teamed with a White Boy to take on two Brothers (Maven is supposed to be black, right?) That is bullshit. Being a selective racist was bad enough, but now he wont fight Whitey at all? What an idiotic turn of events. Henry shouldve just destroyed Hardy after the match. At least hed still be credible.
Gripe 4: Jon Heidenreich was on RAW. Not Heat. RAW. What in the blue fuck? Let me get this straight. Jindrak, Cade, Venis, Storm, Steiner, Test, Dreamer, Richards, Victoria, Molly Holly, and Jazz all get NO TV time, so we get Jon Heidenreich. Did I mention I hate WWE? At least Rico put on an outstanding performance.
I dint even watch the "Main Event", but I hear it was let down.
With the exception of Jericho/Kane (which was mediocre at best) this show sucked fat moose balls. I want the hour and half i wasted before turning off my tv back.