Stevens A.'s ECW review
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first ECW show on Sci-Fi. I hope you enjoy this review.
RVD segment- It was all good, considering that RVD finally got the ECW World Heavy Championship. And, for a minute, I thought would show the respect RVD deserves and leave. But, it appears we'll have a heck of a match at Vengeance. Of course, Cena had to ruin everything. Damn you, Cena. Oh well, you'll get your's eventually, Cena....
The Zombie vs. The Sandman- Er, does the Zombie resemble the Ultimate Warrior to any of you guys? Eh, screw that...A great way to start of ECW.After his famous entrance, Sandman instantly opens a can of whup ass on this Zombie and beats him in about 30 seconds. Afterwards, Sandman beats his ass all the way to the back. After the match, a girl named Kelly says she's gonna take it all off at the end of the show...ooooook? Moving on...
Reflection on ONS segment- Practically, it shows how Lawler gets his ass kicked and booed out of the building. Very enjoyable. Anyways...
Kurt Angle vs. Justin Credible- Angle instantly starts attacking Credible as soon as he gets in the ring. Practically, we see Angle wipes the floor with Credible in the beginning. Then again, Credible never really had a chance. Angle won with the Rear Naked Choke in the end. After the match, he vows to make Orton tap out at Vengeance. Eh, afterwards, a battle royale is announced where all weapons are legal and the winner would face Cena at Vengeance. Then, after that, this Kelly girl appears again. What is freaking up with her? Ah well, I wouldn't mind seeing her "assets"....
Before the next segment, it shows a Vampire character showing his "teeth". Eh, I guess Paul E. wasn't kidding when he said vampire guys we're coming.
Kelly segment- Heh heh heh....God, I'm speechless. Damn, I wish I was recording that. Cuz, she was fucking hot! Ah well, moving on...
Extreme Battle Royale- Tommy Dreamer gets in the ring, Sabu gets in the ring, and a bunch of other people get in there, like Stevie Richards, Amish Roadkill, Little Guido, and Al Snow; the list goes on. Until, wait a minute! Big Show shows up and starts clearing house. Hell, he takes every damn participant out like yesterday's trash. One by one, Show throws them out. Then, when Big Guido gets thrown out, he tries to take Show with him. Eventually, Sabu smacks the chair across Big Show and takes him out. Sabu will now be facing Cena at Vengeance. But, from the looks of it, I don't think Sabu will be able to contend with Cena because it looked like Sabu's ribs were broken. Course, we'll find out then, won't we. Thank you for watching and good night.
How was that, guys? I see you guys been watching and commenting as well. I'll give my comments tomorrow. Good night!