Well, people, it's back. After an absence of one week, The WWE Club's recurring Mon-Tue feature is here. Oh yeah, it's...
Kraidle's "RAW IS... REVIEW"!
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HHH Segment:
Flair kisses HHH's ass and HHH bitches about TT once again. It goes on like this until Y2J comes down to the ring, speaks about how he innovated TT, puts down HHH with the fans and all hell breaks loose. Soon enough, Batista, Benoit and Edge come down to the ring, and after the ring is cleared out of Evolution, HHH gets speared by Edge.
Christian Interview:
I didn't really pay attention here, but I'll assume he was putting down HBK right before their match tonight. The only thing I remember he said, to Tomko: "Let's go steal the show."
HBK vs. Christian: 3.7/5
Holy crap, RAW started off with a great match. The world is coming to an end. HBK drills Tomko early in the match, and wins via pinfall. Great.
Lita Interview:
Lita talks finally after the incident. She talks about how it's been hard the past 6 months, how she is sad that she lost the baby, and that she hopes that Kane beats the living hell out of Snitsky. Oh, and her shirt was slipping. Meow.
Bischoff Segment:
Bischoff is talking to a mystery woman, when Coach goes in and says that he does not want to interview Snitsky tonight. So, they get JR to do it. Bisch then keeps talking to the woman.
Snitsky Interview:
Snitsky walked down to the ring with a baby stroller. Kane comes out and Snitsky starts beating the crap out of Kane with a lead pipe. Kane even gets busted open. He may make a name for himself after all, this Gene. Pfffffffft.
Benoit vs. Batista: 2.6/5
What the hell is going on? Benoit has been slowing down since SummerSlam. This was no contest, as Randy interfeired.
TT Update:
Bischoff made a few updates on TT. Snitsky vs. Kane, many candidates for IC Title, and his own match. He called Eugene down to the ring, followed by the mystery woman, Carmella. Basically, she tried to seduce Eugene into losing his match, but hey, she's a heel. She isn't gonna flash her boobs on live TV. Christy comes down and kisses Eugene, with asscrack showing. Oh hell no. Oh yeah, another match: Christy vs. Carmella.
La Resistance vs. Hurricane & Rosey: 2.1/5
I won't bore you with details here. This is just build-up for when Hurricane turns heel and splits from Rosey (you'll see).
Edge Interview:
Edge bitches about how HBK and Benoit have gotten numerous title shots & matches against HHH, while he hasn't gotten squat. And I agree with him.
Luberjacks:
Bischoff talks to the luberjacks of Y2J vs. HHH, telling them that they are all contenders for the IC Title at TT. Bitchin', I like choice.
Stacy Keibler vs. Molly Holly: 3/5
Oh yeah, it was better than Benoit vs. Batista. About the same quality, with much more sex appeal. Amazingly, Stacy pins Molly for the 3rd time. Are they thinking of giving Stacy a title shot? Maybe...
Lumberjack Match: 3.6/5
Y2J vs. HHH:
Pretty good match to end RAW, actually. You don't see often 10+ people getting cross-bodied on the outside floor. But after interfeirence from Rhyno, and a Gore, HHH wins the match.
RKO Frenzy:
After being kicked out earlier for the Benoit/Batista match, Randy comes back and just RKO's a bunch of people. Awesome, sure, but that doesn't put him in the Heavyweight Title hunt. Damn you, Evolution!
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Well, there ya go. And as always, if you disagree with what I say, I don't care. I try to enjoy RAW.
And here's a question for you all: which review is better? RAW or SmackDown!? I'm just asking.
G-bye!