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PSYK'S ANIME REVIEW!

TARGET: END OF EVANGELION.

WARNING! SPOILERS ABOUND.

Right, here's the run-down

- Shinji, when we said "grow a pair," we meant figuratively. WE DIDN'T NEED TO WATCH YOU JACK OFF TO ASUKA! *bitchslap*
- Asuka, didn't know you needed your mommy to fight.
- Why the FUCK give Shinji the choice as to the fate of the world? Still, given a choice between Gendo and Shinji, it's a pretty easy decision...
- We ALL KNEW MAYA WANTED RITSUKO. We didn't need her death - er, instrumentalization thingy - to figure it out!
- So, can we call Asuka the One Eyed Trouser Snake now? :P

Right, I fucking LOVED every single thing Misato did, right until the end. I never knew she was such a badass until she saved Shinji from the three armed guards. And the whole verbal shit-kicking that she gave Shinji was awesome. Just wish she'd pistol-whipped him a couple times to knock some sense into him.
If at all possible, this movie lowered my opinion of Shinji below where it was. He jerks off over seeing Asuka naked, then goes and feels sorry for himself as usual. His stupidity gets EVA 02 destroyed, Asuka maimed, and Misato killed. The only thing that keeps me from going on a huge tirade of how much Shinji sucks (his dumbassery even got the Third Impact going damnit!) is that, at the very end, he managed to come to his senses enough to cut off the Impact right before it finished. Course, the rest of the world was kinda DEAD, but that's beside the point.
Gendo, I refuse to believe you have a heart. I don't care that you did it all for your wife, I don't give a fuck, as far as I'm concerned you're still a heartless manipulative dick. But you were GOOD at being that, damnit!
Ritsuko, nice plan to stop Gendo.Too bad you failed when it mattered.
Rei, +1 bonus points for the final "Fuck you" to Gendo, man. Seriously. But then minus half a point for giving the decision of the world's fate to SHINJI.
Asuka, tearing down 9 (okay, maybe just 8) EVAs in a mere 5 minutes? Awesome. ALmost going berserker? Even more awesome. Surviving nine fucking Lances of Longinus, replicas or not? God.
Kaworu, GTFO. You're DEAD.
Fuyutsukei or whatever Gendo's second in command was named, fuck you. You knew Gendo's plan all along, didn'tcha? Dick.
SEELE..."Another one bites the dust" should be playing right about now.
And EVA 001...why let yourself be piloted by such a total douche?

Overall, there was a nice mix of the psychological stuff and fighting (sorry, the scene with the nine EVAs flying over Shinji, holding parts of Unit 02 in their jaws? Fucking priceless), and of course the many bewb scenes for those who enjoy that sort of thing.

I give End of Evangelion a solid 9.5/10.

END OF SPOILERS.

SPOILER ZOMG

Psyko, he didn't get Asuka's unit 2 destroyed....Eva 1 was infused with bake-lite, or that red plastic shit. He could only hop on whenever his mother decided to move it.

Sorry, just had to pop up and say it. I used to think he fucked that part up too.

At 9/11/07 11:05 PM, psykolord wrote: I give End of Evangelion a solid 9.5/10.

I give myself one 9mm bullet to the skull after reading this.

End of Evangelion was an unredeemable piece of pretentious garbage with zero entertainment value.

At 9/11/07 11:13 PM, Gendo wrote: End of Evangelion was an unredeemable piece of pretentious garbage with zero entertainment value.

Curious.

Are you just attempting irony in your extreme condemnation of everyone else's opinions (while still holding a hatred for the likes of Naruto/Inuyasha/etc. fanboys) in some sort of bid for faux sophisticated humour, or do you actually believe yourself to hold the correct opinion for everything?

Or perhaps it just amuses you to see the reactions of people after a put-down of their favoured items in assorted forms of media?

Or is it even possible that you do it because it is expected of you?

At 9/12/07 12:07 AM, Kuro wrote: Or perhaps it just amuses you to see the reactions of people after a put-down of their favoured items in assorted forms of media?

Or is it even possible that you do it because it is expected of you?

It's mostly those last two.

I have fun mocking things I dislike and I'm sure that people are used to that fact by now.

Not to mention the fact I honestly hated the film, and in real life, have never met anyone who enjoyed it. That aside, despite what my jabs suggest, I fully understand the film has its fans, I just tend to find their reasonings very mixed. Some loved it purely because it was filled with violent debauchery, others act like it is a masterwork of art. I found it failed both as a violent film and an artistic film.

Also, do excuse the un-Genndolike absence, but I've been a bit of a wreck lately. In fact, I just woke up and need to get back to sleep again quite soon...

I'm heading out of town on Sunday for surgery (having my wisdom teeth removed) and I'll be out of comission all week next week, so that should free up some time to relax and watch all this anime I leave lying around.

At 9/13/07 12:07 AM, Gendo wrote: It's mostly those last two.

I try not to do anything on this site because it is expected of me.

I'd rather not become a caricature.

At 9/13/07 12:19 AM, Kuro wrote: I try not to do anything on this site because it is expected of me.

I don't really do it because its expected of me, per se, but people are used to it. Which means when I flip out and rant, it's often more amusing than shocking (with the exception of fools like Girouette and new kids, who always seem shocked and offended when I make fun of them).

Trust me, I'm not about to turn into a mindless machine spewing out dumb one-liners because the "people" demand it.

I'd rather not become a caricature.

I don't mind, since I'm pretty much only posting here for the laughs these days...

While I'm not adverse to intelligent discussion (as I'm sure you know), I prefer to poke fun at things and be over-the-top. I've got plenty of time to be serious IRL, so forum time is fun time for me.

At 9/13/07 01:08 AM, Gendo wrote: Which means when I flip out and rant, it's often more amusing than shocking (with the exception of fools like Girouette and new kids, who always seem shocked and offended when I make fun of them).

It tends to be neither.

Rather than growing more humourous as time goes on, actions taken on the internet instead start to get tiresome.

The only time I find insults directed at me amusing is when the insults are meant by the insulter.

At 9/13/07 01:29 AM, Kuro wrote: Rather than growing more humourous as time goes on, actions taken on the internet instead start to get tiresome.

See: every fad or meme ever on YTMND, /b/ or General

The only time I find insults directed at me amusing is when the insults are meant by the insulter.

I've had that many times in the past, very amusing.

I need to dig through my PMs and make a Word document of my favourite bits of hate mail.

At 9/13/07 01:29 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 9/13/07 01:08 AM, Gendo wrote: Which means when I flip out and rant, it's often more amusing than shocking (with the exception of fools like Girouette and new kids, who always seem shocked and offended when I make fun of them).

It tends to be neither.

Umm, when Gendo acts snobby or tells someone to go kill themselves it is hilarious because he is a joke poster. Get it? It doesn't matter if he is worse than those he mocks because he is just sharing a joke with himself. Is this humor too complicated for you?

At 9/13/07 01:43 AM, Gendo wrote: I need to dig through my PMs and make a Word document of my favourite bits of hate mail.

I do believe there is a notable amount of "YOU'RE SICK!" PMs in my inbox (the rest are actually asking for porn).

I like those PMs, they make me feel so loved.

Also, 10,000 posts, I guess.

I can go join the cool club of Newgrounds or something equally pointless.

At 9/13/07 01:54 AM, TheEndOfLaughter wrote:

At 9/13/07 01:29 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 9/13/07 01:08 AM, Gendo wrote: Which means when I flip out and rant, it's often more amusing than shocking (with the exception of fools like Girouette and new kids, who always seem shocked and offended when I make fun of them).

It tends to be neither.

Umm, when Gendo acts snobby or tells someone to go kill themselves it is hilarious because he is a joke poster. Get it? It doesn't matter if he is worse than those he mocks because he is just sharing a joke with himself. Is this humor too complicated for you?

You're a dumbass, and a waste of space posting her.

NOW FOR ANIME RELATED TOPICS: Chorus entertainment is a total jew, for going "oops, no Death Note on YTV; sorry." Even though the English dub is most likely horrid, it's still faggish... even though I already saw the series.

Also fact, Tamaki>Light.

At 9/13/07 01:58 AM, Kuro wrote: I do believe there is a notable amount of "YOU'RE SICK!" PMs in my inbox (the rest are actually asking for porn).

I've received a few dozen "FUCK YOU, GO DIE" PMs, an equal amount of "why are you mean to people?" ones and a few from Girouette demanding I cut him some slack.

I like those PMs, they make me feel so loved.

I enjoy nearly every PM I get, since a great deal of them are mindless bits of hilairty.

Also, 10,000 posts, I guess.

Hooray, a winner is you!

I can go join the cool club of Newgrounds or something equally pointless.

Amen to that.

Large post counts only serve as a reminder of the amount of time wasted here.

At 9/13/07 02:17 PM, Gendo wrote: I've received a few dozen "FUCK YOU, GO DIE" PMs, an equal amount of "why are you mean to people?" ones and a few from Girouette demanding I cut him some slack.

I still have ones from Girouette which serve as a reminder to the monster I helped unleash.

Hooray, a winner is you!

Not really, it doesn't really feel like an accomplishment.

Large post counts only serve as a reminder of the amount of time wasted here.

Well as much time as I've wasted here, I can still say "at least I haven't wasted as much time as Gendo."

I started playing this new game called Tales of Pirates. It is based on 3 oceans: Magical(Desert), Ascaron(Grassland), and Deep Blue(Snow). When I first started it was kinda boring, but after the first couple of levels I was addicted to it. There are quests, tons of monsters, armours, weapons.

There are 4 different characters: Carsise, Ami, Phyllis, and Lance
Each of the characters has different classes:

The character starts at lvl 1 and you do the Beginner's Quest which will level you to lvl 5. From then on you kill monsters till 9 then you do a quest for your 1st advancement. Then you train and have fun, fight people, make money, do events, quests, and when you get to lvl 40 you go through the 2nd advancement.

Ami(female) starts at Herbalist --->

1st Advancement_______________2nd Advancement
From Herbalist: Changes to either Cleric or Seal Master

Phyllis(female) starts at either Hunter, Explorer, or Herbalist --->

1st Advancement________2nd Advancement
From Hunter: changes to Sharpshooter
From Explorer: changes to Voyager
From Herbalist: changes to Cleric or Seal Master

Lance starts at either Hunter, Explorer, or Swordsman --->

1st Advancement________2nd Advancement
From Hunter: changes to Sharpshooter
From Explorer: changes to Voyager
From Swordsman: changes to Crusader

Carsise starts at Swordsman ---->

1st Advancement_____2nd Advancement
Swordsman: changes to Champion

There are vast seas to explore with 12 different ships to use. There are many havens and islands across the world of ToP.

There is also a place where you can buy items with cash for the game, including fairies that help you in battle, weapons, armour, skills, fruits, potions, and many other items.

This game is very fun and I think everyone should play it. The game is free to play, but you gotta download it Here.

There are a couple of servers, but you should only play on 1 because your character data doesn't go to different servers.

If you decide to play I'm on Penguin Isle (which is the server).

My in-game name is Helghast.

At 9/13/07 03:19 PM, Mendou wrote: After weeks and weeks of waiting i finally got Trigun and GTO, yay me. Now i finally have something to watch.

Trigun is really good, in my opinion. Haven't see GTO yet, though.

At 9/13/07 03:19 PM, Mendou wrote: After weeks and weeks of waiting i finally got Trigun and GTO, yay me. Now i finally have something to watch.

Congrats, feg.

Which reminds me, tomorrow I shall try and watch some of my long untouched DVDs to kill the time until Saturday's NS /A/ meetup.

At 9/13/07 03:51 PM, Kuro wrote: I still have ones from Girouette which serve as a reminder to the monster I helped unleash.

Unendurable shame, innit?

Ah, don't blame youself for his horridness, 64 and his faggotshit NSFW forums are the real culprit.

Not really, it doesn't really feel like an accomplishment.

It doesn't feel like an accomplishment because it isn't. Posts on a forum really don't matter in the long run.

Well as much time as I've wasted here, I can still say "at least I haven't wasted as much time as Gendo."

Yup, I've been sitting around this place for three years now...

Somebody shoot me.

Apparently its opposite day in the soul society.....

At 9/13/07 05:06 PM, smc316 wrote: Apparently its opposite day in the soul society.....

Utter yawnfest, like most AMVs.

Also, Bleach club.

At 9/13/07 04:04 PM, HinataXxXNaruto wrote: I started playing this new game called Tales of Pirates.

Oh god, just walk into a burning house. Seriously, die a thousand times over for adding nothing to the anime club except total faggotry.

At 9/13/07 05:42 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 9/13/07 05:06 PM, smc316 wrote: Apparently its opposite day in the soul society.....

Bleach is a very original anime and concept, i think it should go into the top ten list of best animes of all time.

Either you were being honest or that was a really good use of sarcasum.

Oh mendou you are as clever as ever!

And gendo, if you don't like this amv, anime or band you have a really suckie taste in anime! Even if you have watched like 50 animes almost all animes are either girl animes, really good 14 episode long animes like the mechanoly of haruhi something that are good but shouldn't be counted since their so short and hentai animes......

At 9/13/07 06:23 PM, smc316 wrote: And gendo, if you don't like this amv, anime or band you have a really suckie taste in anime!

At least I have a good command of the English language.

Even if you have watched like 50 animes

A little bit of an underestimate there, son.

almost all animes are either girl animes, really good 14 episode long animes like the mechanoly of haruhi something that are good but shouldn't be counted since their so short and hentai animes......

Length makes a series invalid? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Also, what the fuck is wrong with shojo anime? Fuck off and die.

At 9/13/07 06:26 PM, Gendo wrote: Also, what the fuck is wrong with shojo anime? Fuck off and die.

Nothing. And anyone who hates NANA will be straggled to death with a phone cord.

At 9/13/07 06:26 PM, Gendo wrote: At least I have a good command of the English language.

What you say?

A little bit of an underestimate there, son.

I have watched a ton of animes too and I don't brag and the youtube user "Miserywritter" has watched 189 animes so shut the fuck up!

Length makes a series invalid? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I didn't say that, when you say for example(This is just an example) "I have watched 50 animes" You think of animes like rurouni kenshin, naruto, bleach, one piece, fma, DN angel, DBZ all most instantely, you think of the generic animes that are really long, not the 13 episodes of hellsing or shit.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with shojo anime? Fuck off and die.

You are soooooooooooo fucking gay. That or you like to jack off to sailor moon and sakura from CCS.....

Also fma, hellsing, the mechanoly of harhui something, rurouni kenshin and animes like those pwn more than CCS, fruits basket, sailor moon, etc. ever will!

I hate naruto, the dragon ball series, the gundum series and girl animes that you watch and I even admit bleach isn't that good, I have seen a lot of animes and I KNOW bleach isn't the best, it probably is one of the crappiest animes I watch, but yet for some strange reason i'm addicted, I don't even like it that much yet I can't stop watching.

At 9/13/07 06:34 PM, smc316 wrote: I have watched a ton of animes too and I don't brag and the youtube user "Miserywritter" has watched 189 animes so shut the fuck up!

Hahahaha, like I care what some Fagtube user has seen.

Also, I distinctly remember you regularly posting the list of animes you've seen on General.

I didn't say that, when you say for example(This is just an example) "I have watched 50 animes" You think of animes like rurouni kenshin, naruto, bleach, one piece, fma, DN angel, DBZ all most instantely, you think of the generic animes that are really long, not the 13 episodes of hellsing or shit.

No, I don't.

I don't think anyone does.

You really need to get your head out of your ass, not everyone equates anime with long, generic shonen series.

You are soooooooooooo fucking gay. That or you like to jack off to sailor moon and sakura from CCS.....

Petty insults against my sexuality? How amazing.

My God, you're just the lowest level of pathetic.

Also fma, hellsing, the mechanoly of harhui something, rurouni kenshin and animes like those pwn more than CCS, fruits basket, sailor moon, etc. ever will!

I never said that those shows are inferior to any shojo series, quit making shit up.

In fact, I vehemently hate Fruits Basket, not that an ignorant twat would know that.

Also, learn how an opinion works.

I the gundum series and girl animes that you watch

Then fuck off and die.

Seriously, just bugger off, nobody cares about what you hate. Especially if you can't present your opinion in a logical manner.

and I even admit bleach isn't that good, I have seen a lot of animes and I KNOW bleach isn't the best, it probably is one of the crappiest animes I watch, but yet for some strange reason i'm addicted, I don't even like it that much yet I can't stop watching.

I don't care, go tell someone who gives a shit.

At 9/13/07 06:40 PM, Gendo wrote: I don't care, go tell someone who gives a shit.

I did, his name is Gendo who replied.

At 9/13/07 06:42 PM, smc316 wrote: I did, his name is Gendo who replied.

I will warn you one last time, leave.

If not, I'm not going to hesitate to PM a mod. I'm in no mood for some idiot to try and start shit for absolutely no reason.

Give it up, already.

Whatever.....also you have never seen the anime "Zyaphloic" from the early 80's have you?

At 9/13/07 06:45 PM, smc316 wrote: also you have never seen the anime "Zyaphloic" from the early 80's have you?

Never even heard of it, I haven't seen all that many early 80s series.

Fighting--cut it out.