At 5/19/07 05:23 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 04:29 PM, HaroFreak wrote: Once the Lum is mass produced...

Mass production is far too costly. Plus, it's my genius invention, no on else deserves one.

You must produce one as a replica of a living being.

And 100 million set on 'death bot'.

It'll be the largest army the world has ever seen.

And the opposing forces will be too confused to fight back.

Robo-Lum used attract.
Enemy soldier became infatuated.
Enemy soldier is too infatuated to attack.
Robo-Lum used hyper beam.

At 5/19/07 06:23 PM, Kuro wrote:

Robo-Lum used attract.
Enemy soldier became infatuated.
Enemy soldier is too infatuated to attack.
Robo-Lum used hyper beam.

Those four sentences are all you need to convince me.

This idea of taking over the world with an army of Robo-Lums is brilliant.

At 5/19/07 06:21 PM, Gendo wrote: But would that work with a android/synthetic human? We're not cloning an actual person here...

On the other hand, how would we know that it would not work?

If you want to 'concieve' an android, I'm sure that experts like Dr. Light (X), Dr. Wily (Zero), Dr. Gero (Android Series), the Dr. Shishioh Brothers (Cyborgs Guy and Lune/Renee) and Dr. Tenma (Mighty Atom) would know a lot about them.

At 5/19/07 06:42 PM, HaroFreak wrote: On the other hand, how would we know that it would not work?

It just seems unlikely....I've personally never heard of cloning robots before.

If you want to 'concieve' an android, I'm sure that experts like Dr. Light (X), Dr. Wily (Zero), Dr. Gero (Android Series), the Dr. Shishioh Brothers (Cyborgs Guy and Lune/Renee) and Dr. Tenma (Mighty Atom) would know a lot about them.

I don't fucking trust Wily, but Gero DOES have a mustache and laser eyes.

Laser eyes is a deal-breaker here, it screams experience. Plus, the mustache makes him look very gentlemanly.

At 5/19/07 06:50 PM, Gendo wrote: It just seems unlikely....I've personally never heard of cloning robots before.
I don't fucking trust Wily

That's a problem now, since WIly is the one who managed to clone Rockman in the first game using a simple device in only a matter of seconds.

but Gero DOES have a mustache and laser eyes.
Laser eyes is a deal-breaker here, it screams experience. Plus, the mustache makes him look very gentlemanly.

How about Cell? Does a Lazer mouth count as experience?

At 5/19/07 06:55 PM, HaroFreak wrote: That's a problem now, since WIly is the one who managed to clone Rockman in the first game using a simple device in only a matter of seconds.

Yeah, but c'mon, he created Wood Man.

WOOD MAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!

How about Cell? Does a Lazer mouth count as experience?

Yes, but not the kind of experience I'm looking for. Last thing I need is a big freaky bug-like android to eat all my underpaid labourers.

At 5/19/07 07:11 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 06:55 PM, HaroFreak wrote: How about Cell? Does a Lazer mouth count as experience?

Yes, but not the kind of experience I'm looking for. Last thing I need is a big freaky bug-like android to eat all my underpaid labourers.

But what about 18? You could have Lum and 18.

At 5/19/07 07:16 PM, Wonko-the-Sane wrote: But what about 18? You could have Lum and 18.

Now that is an idea worthy of a personal harem/army.

For that, you get to have some manner of eccentric uniform and relatively meaningless rank once this train-wreck gets a-rollin'.

At 5/19/07 07:11 PM, Gendo wrote: Yeah, but c'mon, he created Wood Man.

He also created Forte, but that's beside the point.

Wood Man was interesting in the sense that he made a robot OUT OF WOOD.

Beavis: Huhuhuh.
Me: Back in the crate.

Yes, but not the kind of experience I'm looking for. Last thing I need is a big freaky bug-like android to eat all my underpaid labourers.

More like, when he starts sucking your workers dry.

At 5/19/07 07:21 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 07:16 PM, Wonko-the-Sane wrote: But what about 18? You could have Lum and 18.

Now that is an idea worthy of a personal harem/army.

For that, you get to have some manner of eccentric uniform and relatively meaningless rank once this train-wreck gets a-rollin'.

Hi. I'm a Lance Corporal of Marines in a digital camoflage uniform. Good enough?

At 5/19/07 07:22 PM, HaroFreak wrote: Wood Man was interesting in the sense that he made a robot OUT OF WOOD.

In b4 "COCK JOKE!"

Beavis: Huhuhuh.
Me: Back in the crate.

Speak of the Devil...

More like, when he starts sucking your workers dry.

Yet another one...

At 5/19/07 07:23 PM, Wonko-the-Sane wrote: Hi. I'm a Lance Corporal of Marines in a digital camoflage uniform. Good enough?

Most certainly.

At 5/19/07 07:22 PM, HaroFreak wrote:

Wood Man was interesting in the sense that he made a robot OUT OF WOOD.

It worked for Bender, but that was a robot to wood bot instead of just going straight to a wood bot, but the principles are probably the same.

You could always go with golems instead of robots/androids...

At 5/19/07 07:29 PM, Dr-HyakuNinGiri wrote: You could always go with golems instead of robots/androids...

Golems are too unstable, not worth the risk.

At 5/19/07 07:33 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 07:29 PM, Dr-HyakuNinGiri wrote: You could always go with golems instead of robots/androids...

Golems are too unstable, not worth the risk.

How are golems unstable? All you need is a power source for each one and then mass production would be easy. They also couldn't all be taken down with some EMP device like robot Lums.

At 5/19/07 07:36 PM, Dr-HyakuNinGiri wrote: How are golems unstable?

Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of The Crimson Exilir, some stupid bastard dooms an entire civilization thanks to his dabbling in golem-creation. Transmuting such tyhings is risky business.

All you need is a power source for each one and then mass production would be easy.

Way far from cost-effective.

They also couldn't all be taken down with some EMP device like robot Lums.

Yeah, EMPs are a problem.

At 5/19/07 07:43 PM, Gendo wrote:

They also couldn't all be taken down with some EMP device like robot Lums.

Yeah, EMPs are a problem.

Of course, though any Lum replica has to have electric powers..so I'm sure that can be used some how to counter an EMP attack..with science and what not.

At 5/19/07 07:55 PM, Dr-HyakuNinGiri wrote: Of course, though any Lum replica has to have electric powers..so I'm sure that can be used some how to counter an EMP attack..with science and what not.

I need to consult my good friend Jim on this one, after all, he can do science, him.

ROFL. AWFUL IN-JOKE

Also, classic gif is classic.

Hi guys. I just recently bought the first two volumes of the Hellsing manga at Hairy Tarantula earlier today. I'm planning on reading volume 1 tonight.

At 5/19/07 09:11 PM, LordKooler wrote: Hi guys. I just recently bought the first two volumes of the Hellsing manga at Hairy Tarantula earlier today. I'm planning on reading volume 1 tonight.

Win, the Hellsing manga is amazing stuff. The later volumes surpass the TV series when it comes to awesomeness.

At 5/19/07 09:46 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

(Spoilers?)

Not to mention they focus more on sera's vampire powers and better enemies right? (im not sure i never read the manga but i guess that's what wiki is for)

(ending spoilers?)
Yes, the villains are much more interesting than lameass Incognito.

At 5/19/07 05:38 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 5/19/07 05:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: LAWLZ, ANIME SUXXORZ!!

I never thought I'd see you in here.
OMG Slayer sucks!

*prepares flame shield that specializes in deflecting Icelandic insults

At 5/19/07 09:42 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 09:11 PM, LordKooler wrote: Hi guys. I just recently bought the first two volumes of the Hellsing manga at Hairy Tarantula earlier today. I'm planning on reading volume 1 tonight.

Win, the Hellsing manga is amazing stuff. The later volumes surpass the TV series when it comes to awesomeness.

I do like the fact that the manga has some decent vampire battles.

Along with the OVA.

Also Nazi's.

At 5/19/07 09:53 PM, Kuro wrote: Also Nazi's.

Nazis make everything cooler, it's a proven fact.

At 5/19/07 10:04 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 09:53 PM, Kuro wrote: Also Nazi's.

Nazis make everything cooler, it's a proven fact.

True.

Without the Nazi's World War 2 would have been as dull as Dilbert.

At 5/19/07 10:07 PM, Kuro wrote: Without the Nazi's World War 2 would have been as dull as Dilbert.

Without the Nazis, WW 2 might would never have happened.

At 5/19/07 10:11 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 10:07 PM, Kuro wrote: Without the Nazi's World War 2 would have been as dull as Dilbert.

Without the Nazis, WW 2 might would never have happened.

The japanese emperor at the time was already wanting to conquer everywhere anyway. When the nazi's started their shit, he just saw an opportunity.

At 5/19/07 10:09 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Nothings more dull then Dilbert, it's a fact.

Despite that, Dilbert is more interesting to me than mindless 'service', though it's a shame some jokes were recycled in the animated version.

At 5/19/07 10:11 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 5/19/07 10:07 PM, Kuro wrote: Without the Nazi's World War 2 would have been as dull as Dilbert.

Without the Nazis, WW 2 might would never have happened.

........

At 5/19/07 10:27 PM, HaroFreak wrote:

Despite that, Dilbert is more interesting to me than mindless 'service', though it's a shame some jokes were recycled in the animated version.

I like his lazer cannon that solved traffic problems (through mushroom cloud type destruction).

So I watched a couple of episodes of Lucky Star and Kashimashi. I like the Haruhi song in episode two when they are playing the arcade game. Half an episode just talking about how to eat and prepare foods...awesome. And Kashimashi doesn't seem too bad.

At 5/19/07 10:54 PM, Dr-HyakuNinGiri wrote: I like his lazer cannon that solved traffic problems (through mushroom cloud type destruction).

The same episode involving Lazer-happy Dogbert was win.