RE: Crazy bus stories
You guys need to go on the NYC subway system because you seem to love this kind of stuff and you're guaranteed some of it just for riding the subways.
One example is when I was on my way home from a taping of Conan O'Brien, and I got on the subway to get to Penn Station. It was moving fine, and all of a sudden it stopped. We sat there for like 25 minutes, and then the conductor announced that the police had to rush to the train in front of us to arrest an unruly passenger. And in the NYC subway system, to get arrested for being unruly, you need to be REALLY unruly otherwise they would be arresting 1/3 of the people on the subways. That was like the first time I had taken the subway in 6 months, I can't even imagine what else happens. So if you want an adventure, there's nothing else like it. (and also if you like the smell of urine you should try it)