Jazza nuff said. his paladin description Something about paladin being the most epic flash series or sumthing.

Dilemma

I'd say Glaiel because I don't know much about Jazza.

Dreams

I had a weird NG related dream last night where I went to a Newgrounds meet thing. I was in a large movie theater with lots of famous Newgrounds people and we were watching a showcase of Flash works by them. Though, the only ones we saw were strange Adam Phillips films.

I don't vote either. To call another user cocky is immature. They both have their great sides and so does everyone else on the site. They are both very skilled and like to gloat, so do many other people in the world, deal with it.

I vote none. I love glaiel and jazza for their high quality flash work and effort. They are both very dedicated to flash, and just simply recognize it. Awesome.

Almost 700 pages...

Dreaming about the intranets? I think you need some mental help... :o

At 8/7/07 12:20 PM, Toast wrote: Dreaming about the intranets? I think you need some mental help... :o

Naw everyone does it...right?

At 8/7/07 12:47 PM, Masterswordman wrote:

At 8/7/07 12:20 PM, Toast wrote: Dreaming about the intranets? I think you need some mental help... :o

Naw everyone does it...right?

I;m the biggest geek in the world and i havent done it yet....

I think half the lounge dreamt about Newgrounds before the redesign. It's normal. If something is on your mind a lot, you tend to dwell on it. For example, I love reading, and if I read more than 3 or 4 hours before bed, I find it hard to fall asleep because I start playing off scenarios in my head. Or randomly in the day when I'm driving, or hanging out, I start to think about the characters and again scenarios and interactions play out in my head.

Dreamans

I once had a dream that I action hero that fought crime alongside the iPhone (it legs and stuff and change into stuff). That's about the weirdest dream I've had.

I have a reason to believe that most people who post their 'weirdest' dreams or any kind of unique dreams are lying. Dreams cannot last over 90sec, and they are always very very vague, not to mention the fact that you usually don't remember them some days after you've had them because their only purpose is to arrange your recent memories.

At 8/7/07 01:57 PM, Toast wrote: I have a reason to believe that most people who post their 'weirdest' dreams or any kind of unique dreams are lying. Dreams cannot last over 90sec, and they are always very very vague, not to mention the fact that you usually don't remember them some days after you've had them because their only purpose is to arrange your recent memories.

You talk as if you are an expert. Why the hell would someone lie about a dream they had?

At 8/7/07 12:19 PM, TrueDarkness wrote: I vote none. I love glaiel and jazza for their high quality flash work and effort. They are both very dedicated to flash, and just simply recognize it. Awesome.

Pfft, appreciating the fact that you're awesome just goes against every British, middle class bone in my body. Leave that to other people.

At 8/7/07 01:57 PM, Toast wrote: I have a reason to believe that most people who post their 'weirdest' dreams or any kind of unique dreams are lying. Dreams cannot last over 90sec, and they are always very very vague, not to mention the fact that you usually don't remember them some days after you've had them because their only purpose is to arrange your recent memories.

That's complete bull, I can remember quite a few funny dreams I've had 8 years ago. It's different for different people.
Some people say they 'never' dream, because they can never remember their dreams, some people have 'lucid' dreams extremely often (when you are in control of what happens in your dream), it's different for different people as I said before.
I personally have a couple of dreams I can remember each week, and I usually forget about them with in a week or so.

I had a constantly recurring dream from the age of about 3 to 6, litterally, nearly every night I had this dream. Now, nearly a decade later, I remember it in exact details.

The Dream:

Everythings black, then I'm on the top of a staircase, I move down the staircase and halfway down, the stairs change direction and go backwards, but still downwards. On the platform in the middle of the stairs where the 2 stairs join, Theres my Dad smiling and happy in a full bathtub, and these people that changed most times in my dream, they lacked in detail and werent really human but were always there, standing next to my dad. Anyway, I looked at them and coninued down the stairs to enter a toy store type place, it was bright and full of aisles. I always walked forward, then to find some teddys and toys that were alive. Then the scary bit, A giant clown that was kinda chubby and had a cotten wide head with 'x' looking eyes, smiled at me while behind me. All of us, me and the toys ran to the end of the aisles in fear. But the toys were laughing and happy while they ran, I was scared. I was slow and the clown caught me, he picked me up to hug me and I had no emotion at that point, just confusion and fear. Thats when I woke up, just after he picked me up.

If anyone knows what the hell is with that dream I had so much, tell me.

I used to have this dream like, every night when I was about 5.

My bigger brother had a collection of toy cars, and a car garage. There was a lift/elevator type thing, orange it was, that you would wind a switch to make it go up and down. Well, in my dream I would be falling ad falling, looking down at the orange ground, which was moving downwards.

The weirdest dream ever had, was when I was really small, and I was living with a colony of ant type creatures out side my house. I remember talking to them and I could see myself from a 3rd person view. I think it was also a lucid dream.

last dream i remember, was waking up almost 5 years ago, with the conciousness i have at the present, in otherwords, i was just starting yr7 in school, except its as though im about to start sixth form, you can imagine in my dream i was rather stressed at this, but then i thought why not make the most of it? i wont go around predicting future events ;P but i will enter myself into all the exams ive done, and get them all out of teh way in yr 7 and then by time i am today, i would have been 'programming' 9 years instead of 4, so i'd be able to jump right into that and started taking advantage of it, then in the dream i went through the stress of all my friends and alot of people i know not even knowing who i am and woke up.

At 8/7/07 02:02 PM, atomic-noodle wrote:

At 8/7/07 01:57 PM, Toast wrote: I have a reason to believe that most people who post their 'weirdest' dreams or any kind of unique dreams are lying. Dreams cannot last over 90sec, and they are always very very vague, not to mention the fact that you usually don't remember them some days after you've had them because their only purpose is to arrange your recent memories.

You talk as if you are an expert. Why the hell would someone lie about a dream they had?

Actually I've read that in a WIRED article :P And when I was talking about people lying about their dreams I was referring to people who claim they saw the future in their dream or any other kind of fancy story.

Sleep stories (aka Dreams)

The absolute most annoying dream that I am sure many have had is when it's like 5 in the morning, you wake up and you really have to take a piss, but you fall back asleep. You then start dreaming you're getting up and going to the bathroom. The dream doesn't last long, and then you're awake again, and you still have to take a piss. I hate that with a passion, because it happens over and over until you actually get up and go.

I also had a recurring nightmare when I was young which, I believe, is why I cant just walk up basement stairs, I have to run up them.

At 8/7/07 02:35 PM, CrazyChihuahua wrote:

I also had a recurring nightmare when I was young which, I believe, is why I cant just walk up basement stairs, I have to run up them.

Me too :3

One of the dreams I can remember was somewhere in a place with some modern city buildings and some old primitive houses, I would need to go to places so instead of walking down the stairs I would just jump from the roofs of the buildings as a 'shortcut', it really 'hurt' inside the dream and I died, but then I would just stand up although I had died and keep on jumping from roofs... It was a bit scary cause I could really feel myself falling from places, but it was very useful not to die.

Yeah, I still remember a nightmare I had at least 10-12 years ago. It's the wierdest thing but some dreams that really just flipped my lid I remember them, and most of them happened when I was still a child.

So Newgrounds nearly lost me my job XD

I work at a pub in my town. Last night I was on on my own, and it was pretty quiet, so I had like a 20 minuite gap of doing absolutly nothing. We have a mac at the bar with iTunes on for playing music, and it also has Firefox and stuff. The speakers were turned right up, the music which was playing was turned down to a moderate level through iTunes.

I decided to go on newgrounds for no real reason as I had nothing to do, so opened firefox, typed it into the browser and pressed enter to let it load (the internet is shit slow), then flicked back to iTunes.

Then i just hear fucking full blast some random obscenities being shouted in a shitty voice acting voice. At first I had no idea what it was, then realised it was that fuckin Ng.bytesize box. I had like 3 people come up to me asking "what the hell was that?!" and someone complain cos thier kids were in the pub.

luckily no one complained to the land lady, although it would have been pretty funny if NG made me lose my job...

</random pointless story>

At 8/7/07 02:52 PM, J1mp wrote:

:Stuff

Wow what would have happend if you would have lost your job?

At 8/7/07 02:20 PM, dELtaluca wrote: last dream i remember, was waking up almost 5 years ago, with the conciousness i have at the present, in otherwords, i was just starting yr7 in school, except its as though im about to start sixth form, you can imagine in my dream i was rather stressed at this, but then i thought why not make the most of it? i wont go around predicting future events ;P but i will enter myself into all the exams ive done, and get them all out of teh way in yr 7 and then by time i am today, i would have been 'programming' 9 years instead of 4, so i'd be able to jump right into that and started taking advantage of it, then in the dream i went through the stress of all my friends and alot of people i know not even knowing who i am and woke up.

I actually had a couple of dreams exactly like that. I put them down to extreme regret over wasting the best part of my childhood on Playstation games. Damn things :P I can imagine your dreams projecting regret over only doing exams a couple of years early instead of like six :)

For some reason most of the dreams I can remember seem to have some kind of special significance when I think about them.

At 8/7/07 02:55 PM, Pezboy440 wrote:

At 8/7/07 02:52 PM, J1mp wrote: Stuff

Wow what would have happend if you would have lost your job?

not a lot really, id just have to find another i guess. Its just a shitty part time job for me to pay for a new pc for uni really, not that bothered, although it is a pretty cool place to work.

Can anyone help?

OK I made a sig, I'm cool now right?

Yes? K.

Also no racist jokes about my cloud being black.

At 8/7/07 03:39 PM, Ani-Money wrote: OK I made a sig, I'm cool now right?

Your close. :P

Am I a total noob for not knowing why everyone has clouds in thier sigs? :S

At 8/7/07 04:04 PM, J1mp wrote: Am I a total noob for not knowing why everyone has clouds in thier sigs? :S

Legend says that one old wise newgrounder got out of his room and ventured into the Real World, and he saw clouds in the sky!

Of course, we can't confirm whether the legend is true or false, our sigs are merely what we think the clouds could look like, we all have different theories.