Drunken Adventures?
2 pints and a six pack of smirnoff ice. I was running around punching trees and shit like a mad man. Broke one of my hand bones punching the floor. I just don't think me and vodka get along very well.
The best/happiest drunk I've ever gotten was off of two pints of Malt Liquor, specifically Old English. For whatever reason it just gets you happy. Probably the reason why black people love malt liquor so much, lol.