At 4/24/10 08:13 PM, Sam wrote: More more ;)

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a51d 87ea21204cd2eef4048331f66caa

ideas

have some rock smash the player (or just make the player randomly explode

have the player find the key first, but the key is on an untouchable platform

have another block mirror the player's movements, making it impossible for him to get to the door.

have one of those quick time events (if that's what they're called) where you press the button at the right time, but the quick time events end in him falling (I don't think that made much sense)

have the door above the platform, but right out of the players reach.

a whale swallows the door

have the player find a key only to realize it takes two keys to open the door.

have the person go through the door, but the door goes to another door that makes the player fall to his death

when the player gets near the door a fan blows him back a bit so he can't reach the door

i tried recording myself work today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GFEYuNI K0&fmt=22

the goal was if i knew people would see what I'm doing, I'd slack off less.

worked pretty well actually

till i spent like 2 hours dealing with getting it on youtube...

At 4/24/10 10:13 PM, zrb wrote: I love how many warnings you have.

those warnings are stupid. the "redefinition" is just "i" in for loops cause flash won't scope properly, the other 2 are weird warnings that i think flash fell apart on trying to parse cause i was doing some dynamic junk.

Nice flash IDE brah

At 4/24/10 10:59 PM, fwe wrote: Nice flash IDE brah

i quote from the movie description

"Also yes I still use the flash IDE. Get over it. Flex costs $700, flashdevelop doesnt have a mac version, and the xcode AS3 plugins all suck."

quick thanks to glaiel for this I left my graphing calculator at school right before the weekend prior to the cumulative exam :)

At 4/24/10 11:09 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 4/24/10 10:59 PM, fwe wrote: Nice flash IDE brah

i quote from the movie description

"Also yes I still use the flash IDE. Get over it. Flex costs $700, flashdevelop doesnt have a mac version, and the xcode AS3 plugins all suck."

I don't understand what part of my message led you to the conclusion that I didn't read that. I can still make fun of something after you explain why it's so.

At 4/25/10 01:14 AM, zrb wrote: Is it obvious that I haven't drawn for a couple of months :C

You got the shading down, now put him in a FBF animation with the same shading detail on each frame ;)

At 4/25/10 01:14 AM, zrb wrote: Is it obvious that I haven't drawn for a couple of months :C

i made him better for you

Animating a mechanical octopus is so much fun!

At 4/24/10 11:09 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: "Also yes I still use the flash IDE. Get over it. Flex costs $700, flashdevelop doesnt have a mac version, and the xcode AS3 plugins all suck."

I got a free copy of Flex Builder as I'm a student. You should be able to do that as well.

Still use FD though :P

At 4/25/10 08:01 AM, citricsquid wrote: write 1 line of code
browser ng and reddit for an hour
write another line of code
watch porn and play video games
go to sleep
repeat

That makes sense

@Jimp

the mechanical octopus is sweet. There's always room for more Krang-like things in this world.

@Tyler

that youTube viddy was crazy looking. If it doesn't become the game you want it to, you could definitely use it as party visuals. I know some dubstep clubs where that would look real nice projected :)

Poker

Anyone play seriously? I try to get in at least 200 hands a day online, compete in live 9 player 'sit and go' tournament once a week, and play live tournaments once a month in Atlantic City. (and soon Philly raceway)

Had a shitty finish this morning (in the money at least) 45th/371 entrants.
Last night, had a first and second place finish at the two sit and gos I played last night.

I sure hate how much Christian propaganda (or so it seems) we read in school. My history book often compares Atheism to Communism, without making any real sense. Of course, nobody even thinks about what the textbook is saying, and this further fuels the wrongfully strong hatred of Atheists that Christians hold. Being an Atheist myself, I am extremely offended by the severe lack of understanding of my non-beliefs, as well as the dirty looks I get when I tell people I'm Atheist. As sort of a retaliation against this, I find myself constantly bashing religion in any way I can, often dropping subtle bombs on Christianity or religion as a whole during class discussions or whilst analyzing books. Well now I have the perfect opportunity to pretty much nuke religion. For my Honors English course, I was assigned an analytical paper for the Shakespeare unit we have just finished. In it, we must choose from a list of topics and relate them to each of the plays we read. Throughout the unit, I have been making note of Shakespeare's seemingly sarcastic references to "God" and "salvation".

So... Should I go for it and write a paper completely bashing religion? Or would that be a bad choice to make?

I think you should petition the school to remove the books since you find them offensive to your religious belief system. If they don't cater to you, take it higher and be sure to tell the next step up that no one will take you seriously.

Do exactly what a Catholic, or Muslim or Jewish person would do if one of the books bashed their religion.

Discrimination is an equal-opportunity event. Use it against them.

Fuck um.

As long as you can justify your reasons, and link what your actually saying back to the point of the essay, you can bash religion all you want.

Write the essay and do what Johnny said too. Religious people are a cancer on the ass of society.

At 4/25/10 01:30 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Write the essay and do what Johnny said too. Religious people are a cancer on the ass of society.

I wanna just make a wee lil adjustment there :P

PUSHY religious people are a cancer on the ass of society.

I have a few friends that are religious that are like w/e, we don't talk about it and its like w/e. Unfortunately i know a few people also who are like SUPER strongly religious and will often use god in every day sentinces and stuff, thank god for their food on a daily basis...that annoys me >__>

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At 4/25/10 02:02 PM, HDXmike wrote: I dont think you should go all out and bash christianity...don't go making a douche out of yourself.

But if my beliefs are continuously struck down, with no reasoning, by irrational and ignorant people, shouldn't I use the power of writing to stand up for my beliefs, or lack thereof?

At 4/25/10 02:02 PM, HDXmike wrote: I dont think you should go all out and bash christianity, its like when the sketch collab voted you down , just because you feel wronged don't go making a douche out of yourself.

Say what? How can you compare a cult to a collab on NG? srsly, what is this I dont even

At 4/25/10 02:12 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 4/25/10 02:02 PM, HDXmike wrote: I dont think you should go all out and bash christianity, its like when the sketch collab voted you down , just because you feel wronged don't go making a douche out of yourself.

Say what? How can you compare a cult to a collab on NG? srsly, what is this I dont even

Too many memes for you.

Archon... I feel your pain. I've been a non-believer my whole life. Petitioning to remove information from people is not the way. It may feel good in the short term, but it's really lowering yourself to a level that you don't frankly need to.

DO write the paper you want to. Shakespeare comes very close to downright heresy in certain works (the sort of shite that would've got him killed in the 1300's). Make your point, and make it well.

:)

At 4/25/10 02:10 PM, Sam wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 4222
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I tried to play, but I got to the eulogy :/

At 4/25/10 01:03 PM, Archon68 wrote: As sort of a retaliation against this, I find myself constantly bashing religion in any way I can, often dropping subtle bombs on Christianity or religion as a whole during class discussions or whilst analyzing books.

maybe try not to act like such a douche about it

keep in mind that doing that is exactly the same as what people get pissed off for religious folks doing.

biased school books are one thing, but that's not a reason to take it out on the other people in the class.

write the essay though, that's the correct place to bitch about it.

At 4/25/10 02:10 PM, Sam wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 4222
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I tried to save it but my vote was too weak!
For a blammed submission it has some high reviews! Lowest is 4!

At 4/25/10 03:30 PM, SantoNinoDeCebu wrote:

At 4/25/10 02:10 PM, Sam wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 4222
SHAMELESS PLUG!

I tried to save it but my vote was too weak!
For a blammed submission it has some high reviews! Lowest is 4!

No, I deleted it ;)

Seemed a bit pointless having such a low rated game when most of the reviews were like "I DIED BUT THEN IT LET ME GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL"

So I'll either leave it, or change it so it's more obvious that dying allows you to continue.

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I decided to resubmit it, trying to make it more obvious that the levels are meant to increase.

At 4/25/10 12:07 PM, Johnny wrote: Poker

Anyone play seriously? I try to get in at least 200 hands a day online, compete in live 9 player 'sit and go' tournament once a week, and play live tournaments once a month in Atlantic City. (and soon Philly raceway)

I go through phases of playing poker a shit ton. Probably will start going to atlantic city once I turn 21. What stakes are you playing online / what site / how many tables / short hand or full ring?