Four
I was hoping to see how many people noticed I hadn't posted for a while, but hey. Special day, since this is the unofficial "I can rant my fucking ass off day because it's a milestone post"
In this case, double milestone. This account, my main and only, is four years old and has exactly (unless someone breaks a taboo) four thousand posts.
And what have I done with my four years on the 'grounds? Actually... not a lot. I'm happy with my whip and refuse to upgrade the thirty exp it'd take to get something less interesting, so I regularily miss doing my five a day. My only three submissions to the portal were not organised on the forums, and the only collab people seem to mention to me over MSN is the one I cut the music for and got a ridiculously prominent spot in the credits for.
I've failed to enter Pico Day three years running (always wanting to pitch a side scrolling platformer where the class goes on a history field trip to Alamogordo, New Mexico and uncover the unholy crypt of the videogame that man was not meant to play, but never quite committing). Same with Madness Day. Same with Hallowe'en and Pirate Day and Ninja Day... hell, even for CLOCK DAY. How can someone fail to submit something for CLOCK DAY? Where things LESS worthy than Almighty B will pass?
I've seen mods leave, forum oldies grow old and vanish. I arrived too late to know of Livecorpse, but from the occasional rumours that surface, it appears Sonx will be this half of the decade's version of him. I've sat through a redesign. I constantly sit through updates. I've seen about two new articles on NG Alphas. I've had friends online either turn into superstars, vanish away from the scene without trace, or refuse to return my calls. I've made enough friends to explode my MSN and AIM buddy lists even more than they were beforehand (ignoring the Moroccans who just shout "CA VA?!" and Nudge me without explaining where the hell they keep getting my addy from).
I was on Page 1 of this thread, confused and befuddled, part of the era of 'new regs', and befuddled and confused by the time page 1000 reared its head and we all posted lolcats. I've had people I know change thier names to ridiculous names that I can't take seriously (looking at Ninjachicken, Dreamworks and Altera here...). I've taken part in two Sketchbook tours and have taken great liberties in not telling Luis to sort out the next one. I've been to two meet ups, and dread the next one because it'll only mean having to make even more friends, which'll stop me being as big a bastard as I currently am on the forum
Oh and I've miraculously gained this yellow aura and the power to ban people for posts that say nothing other than "Use Google", or forget to remove quoted text that tells people how to pirate Flash.
I swear. These forums saps my productivity, but I don't think I could ever bring myself to leave it. At least for not another four years or another four thousand posts.