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Newgrounds Voicemail

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 11:48:57


my mom won't let me call because she thinks you are gonna encourage me to kill myself ......


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 11:51:43


At 9/16/06 11:48 AM, Jsa921 wrote: my mom won't let me call because she thinks you are gonna encourage me to kill myself ......

I have a way to solve this.

Rape her.

lol

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 11:53:35


At 9/16/06 11:51 AM, Snypur wrote:
At 9/16/06 11:48 AM, Jsa921 wrote: my mom won't let me call because she thinks you are gonna encourage me to kill myself ......
I have a way to solve this.

Rape her.
lol

my dad won't let me......


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 11:58:30


I got it saved to my phone. Imma call Newgrounds when I'm bored now.


bro at me come

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 11:59:09


No one is talking in the PalTalk room.
Someone whos lively, join me >=[

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:05:35


Now you see, I Would call, but Id just be sitting there giggling into the phone until I get timed out by the answering machine
And (If by some force higher than myself) I would ever be called back, I'd be sitting there giggling at whoever migt be on the other line.

So Im in a sort of dilemma, cause I don't think the founders of newgrounds would enjoy hearing someone giggling loudly into a phone when they have a hangover.

Damn, 4th post.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:10:34


lol i just called and played bad day down skype :D <3

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:12:57


"Leave a message and make it good."

I am conflicted between two things to put on this machine. One of those is the Oscar Mayer bologna song, and the other is "Yo momma so dumb, she cheated on the blood test!" What do you guys think?


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:15:12


WTF!?!?!

Why wont tom pick up, I want to have teh fone secks with him.


y so srs

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:17:36


At 9/16/06 11:55 AM, TrippingMetal wrote: Well kill yourself to show them who's boss. :D

What a good idea! *put pencil to head*


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:18:30


At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026

Cool.

*calls*

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:29:20


Ungggghhhh touch meeeeeee

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:43:15


So yeah, I called. I left a message saying that i got my NG password prizes. Thanks Tom! :)


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:44:43


Tom. I love you. I need you. We can run away together, You and I….it’ll be amazing. We can steal some morman babies in utah and we can live off them for months…or months AND days…and we can leave one in the sink and have dinner parties together and use the floating sink baby as a conversation piece. It shall be amazing. Babies..running, dinners…

Please call me and we shall start our pretty peppy business

Love,
Malachy


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 12:54:23


one questtion that's the country phone code for the USA? +(00)?(what?)

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 13:03:38


thanks very much guys/people i really apreaciate the help, I'm off to the phone calling the N G

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 13:28:45


Great!

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 13:42:16


i wish i wouldnt have missed the phone calls in the chatroom but i just woke up at 12 am

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 13:44:52


I called but I don't know what to say.
Lol.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 14:02:47


Ok I left a message.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 14:04:26


Im afraid it may cost alo as i live in England. Brilliant idea though, probably.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 14:05:15


I left a message, and made it good.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 15:13:33


about our sink baby....we cant let our dinner guests touch it...tis imparitive...


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 15:26:07


At 9/16/06 12:15 PM, public-enemy1 wrote: WTF!?!?!

Why wont tom pick up, I want to have teh fone secks with him.

I already had phone secks with him and the others last night.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 15:30:23


interesting and this was posted today


Nothing to See here Move along

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 15:32:06


At 9/16/06 12:04 AM, TomFulp wrote: Someone just called.

Haii, I would like to order a pizza.

Please don't spit in it.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 17:59:35


At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026

I'm calling but it keeps saying that I need the area code, what is it?

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 18:58:54


At 9/16/06 12:59 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:54 PM, dawin45 wrote: one questtion that's the country phone code for the USA? +(00)?(what?)
111

W00t! Captain-Jack is back! Any chance you can post a pic of your sexy chest........
or if you'd rather not, how about convincing that girl who's with you to post bobs? :)

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 19:01:55


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 19:17:25


At 9/16/06 07:01 PM, hydroxyl wrote: [requests edit button]

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NO!

If someone posts something retarded, it should stay on the BBS for all the other users to laugh at, forever!