It is with great sadness that I, Cally, should bring this tragic news.
DanMalo has passed away.
During a routine walk with his dogs in their hats, a large beast of a dog tried to start a fight with one of them. Dan came to the rescue of his little pooches, only to have his hands torn off.
He bled to death on that street, the emergency services too late to revive his gnawed and battered body.
RIP DanMalo - Mod, Portal God, Camwhore, Friend.
At 8/30/06 03:45 PM, Latios_ wrote: I love how so few people will get it.
...anymore.
*tear*
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Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
"I fucking fucked this band. They are the best fuck, PERIOD."
This is what...the 8th time DanMalo's died?
He's has more lives than Super Mario for god's sake.
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.
Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you!
i dont know the undelying story to this, id like to tho. but that picture is clearly photoshopped, well done with the effort though.
I LUFF YOU ALL
At 8/30/06 04:34 PM, mighty_potato wrote: This is what...the 8th time DanMalo's died?
He's has more lives than Super Mario for god's sake.
He must have been eating 1UP shrooms.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
At 8/30/06 04:34 PM, mighty_potato wrote: This is what...the 8th time DanMalo's died?
I was only around for about two of those. If DanMalo dies again. I'll kill him myself.
I hardly ever come here anymore....
At 8/30/06 04:34 PM, mighty_potato wrote: This is what...the 8th time DanMalo's died?
He's has more lives than Super Mario for god's sake.
ne probably took marios 1up stash.
At 8/30/06 03:45 PM, Latios_ wrote: I love how so few people will get it.
internet sucided or not wanting to come to NG?
rawr
At 8/30/06 05:07 PM, AliasChineseDude wrote:At 8/30/06 05:05 PM, ButtFuckingChrist wrote: This Seems Odd.Darn, you beat me to the punch Butt, well in any case for those who don't remember DanMalo's previous bereavements I believe this is a full list of the previous threads, so feel free to read and enjoy. They should go from least to most recent:
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Eh, didn't seem appropriate to revive such old posts. Thought it had been a long while since he died... it's what he did best.
Why does he always come back from the dead? I suggest we stake him through the heart and bury him in a garlic filled coffin in the middle of a swimming pool filled with holy water, next door to a church....you know...just in case.
Right behind you
*grabs bat and beats grass in front of tombstone*
WHY WON'T YOU STAY PUT! STAAAAAAAAAAAY DEAD!
lolol, I wish I could be like DanMalo and a cat, and continue coming back time and time again.
At 8/30/06 03:44 PM, Cally wrote:
DanMalo has passed away.
Surely he's gotten used to it by now.
At 8/30/06 03:45 PM, Latios_ wrote: I love how so few people will get it.
I love how people post inside jokes and then expect the masses to get it... the BBS isn't your personal message board.
At 8/30/06 05:13 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I suggest we stake him through the heart and bury him in a garlic filled coffin in the middle of a swimming pool filled with holy water, next door to a church....you know...just in case.
Or save ourselves a lot of time, do what N-Antichrist said, and cremate him.
Newgrounders are lazy bastards. Didn't you know?
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