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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:04:25


Yay, to work. And now a link to a screen shot of my profile from midnight on the dot. LINK


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:07:55


Here are my stats as of midnight:

Blams: 1244
Saves: 552

Reviews: 247 (I think...)

Several flashes I had voted on were still under judgment as of midnight. Will they count or not?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:09:03


Hey Guys im back from the movie the omen looked good but one of my friends was only 16 and we couldnet buy tickets ahead of time or for him Cause its R. We saw X-men 3. Pretty good i guess. Anyways Man went to my friend Ryan's house, he was toatally drunk he came out of the apartment with his hands in the air. smelling like he just fell into a Swimming Pool of Pot it was so bad. Anyways he kept messing with one of my friends saying "you never call me anymore I love you" I mean he was baked. Then While we were still in the car now rememeber this all happened around 10:45 pm. Anyways he started breathing and we asked him why he had tape on his wrist. He said "Oh about that ladies I tried to kill myself" Then the Ass started busting out laughing his brains out for no reason and yelled "got ya". Funny shit funny shit. Oh ya the movie was kinda good to. My freind driving wanted to just play in the park what a werido he said lets get on the swings anyways just smelling the pot from the truck and him leaning in made me a little baked man. I feel weird.
Fuck Hey Ghost Phantom HElfkds;lf p me out
i cant nidsf typrek type type type no more the cookie monster halluction is back fuck
I like cheetoes that dance have you seen them they are snd d sfucking sexcy. bitches.
I ;mn so msk stoned


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:09:51


Make that 244 on the reviews. I've lost 3 more since last checking. Reviews seem to be disappearing faster than they're written. That's down 4 reviews just today.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:13:06


Ariena read my story above im stoned and please help me babe


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:18:33


well, i guess ill go ahead and post my total points for the competition of the week.

b/p points: not including the under judgment flashes, i recorded 630 points (not nearly matching ghost phantom, but i never expect to do as well as him). its a good week for me too.

reviews: i wrote two reviews totaling 78 (if you need to check, i may have mis counted) lines for another 78 points.

so that makes 708 points that im nearly positive about. if the numbers need to be checked, by all means someone can correct me. im definitely not trying to cheat. and i was wondering if the flashes under judgment now count towards our goal, as well as the ones tomorrow?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 00:36:18


World Famous Cheese Curls


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 01:25:59


At 6/24/06 12:36 AM, WildCatzTy wrote: World Famous Cheese Curls

Eh???

Okay, I thought you could only submit your work a total of 3 times per day if it gets blammed. This Final Sam (shitty looking maze in red) has been submitted more times than I can count. Now I'm not complaining about the easy blam points but what's the moron doing? Using multiple accounts? You'd think he'd get the message by now but nooooo.....


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 02:08:56


At 6/24/06 01:25 AM, ReconRebel wrote:
At 6/24/06 12:36 AM, WildCatzTy wrote: World Famous Cheese Curls
Eh???

my sentiments exactly

Okay, I thought you could only submit your work a total of 3 times per day if it gets blammed....more stuff

i thought something along those lines as well. id heard somewhere that if you submitted two blammed flashes in a day you would get a 15 day submission ban or something like that. im probably way off, but its all ive heard. and also, i think more than one person was submitting that flash, as retarted as it was. but im not exactly sure on either account.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 02:34:32


so um yea, i noticed how noone said whether or not i was approved to even join the club. *sniff*

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 02:38:29


At 6/24/06 02:34 AM, xCrimsonxSkiesxx wrote: so um yea, i noticed how noone said whether or not i was approved to even join the club. *sniff*

Well, any one with authority to say something is still asleep.. But good luck.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 02:42:59


At 6/24/06 02:34 AM, xCrimsonxSkiesxx wrote: so um yea, i noticed how noone said whether or not i was approved to even join the club.

I'd approve you in a second CrimsonxSkies but I've yet to receive a rank myself. WastedWizard said he'd post the list sometime during the weekend.

*sniff*

Here bud, have a Lifesavers candy. ^_^


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 03:01:27


Thanks man just what i needed, I wish i hadnt been gone from NG for so long, i kinda quit after the NGDD was becomeing quite random. does anyone remember weaponmaster111or the_weaponmaster? *p.s. recon rebel, u r my new candy supplier have fun.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 05:12:36


At the current moment, wastedwizard is banned from the BBS for a mistake that he cannot remember making… so I and BBM are for now the joint club leaders.

He also says that xCrimsonxSkiesxx is in the club and in the flash department. I’m just the messenger. Welcome in Crimson, till WW is back you can speak of any issue with me and if necessary, I’ll consult him.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 05:26:22


YAY I'M IN! woot, im back in hooray. no issues here.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 05:38:26


And since WW whises to take some time off if he is already banned, I have been briefed by the rules and will decide the winner, as for awards, WW whenever possible will view my calls, and decide awards for the first 3 spots. For info of the competiton please look at the 7th post of page 1.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 12:59:20


I'll join the BBS department like i did in the old one.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 16:10:28


At 6/24/06 12:59 PM, -Edward wrote: I'll join the BBS department like i did in the old one.

By the authority invested in me by the state of Newgrounds, I here by declare you husband….wait wrong speech.. point is, you are in. Welcome to the club.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:25:02


have you guys even looked at flipped table


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:30:35


At 6/24/06 06:25 PM, WildCatzTy wrote: have you guys even looked at flipped table

I'm not sure if you are spamming or if you are high, but whatever it may be, I ask of you to stop.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:34:53


dude the flash flipped tables just look it up or look up stickmansam


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:40:33


At 6/24/06 06:34 PM, WildCatzTy wrote: dude the flash flipped tables just look it up or look up stickmansam

I looked every where and I couldn't find it, provide a link or stop acting like you've just been beaten with baseball bat for 13 hours.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:48:36


At 6/24/06 04:10 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/24/06 12:59 PM, -Edward wrote: I'll join the BBS department like i did in the old one.
By the authority invested in me by the state of Newgrounds, I here by declare you husband….wait wrong speech.. point is, you are in. Welcome to the club.

Hi Phantom, long time no see.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 18:56:56


At 6/24/06 06:48 PM, -Edward wrote: Hi Phantom, long time no see.

Indeed. I thought the last time I'd hear of you was when Sarai ( Turandot now ) said she deleted all of your accounts...Started fresh have you, well I hope you will stick to the straight road this time.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 19:06:31


At 6/24/06 06:56 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Indeed. I thought the last time I'd hear of you was when Sarai ( Turandot now ) said she deleted all of your accounts.

I don't know what the deal with that was. :I

Started fresh have you, well I hope you will stick to the straight road this time.

You pretty much got nothing to worry about there. ;)

So what was the deal with LordZimy and all that?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 19:10:41


At 6/24/06 07:06 PM, -Edward wrote: I don't know what the deal with that was. :I

Odd, I remember her coming into one of the clubs posting she deleted your accounts.. Strange.

You pretty much got nothing to worry about there. ;)

Glad to hear that.

So what was the deal with LordZimy and all that?

Oh that, that was Charlotte, so desperate that she had to use an alt, to find the truth. Pathetic isn't it?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 19:22:36


At 6/24/06 05:12 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At the current moment, wastedwizard is banned from the BBS for a mistake that he cannot remember making… so I and BBM are for now the joint club leaders.

Lovely. Why was the original thread shut down anyway? I remember when a certain individual (who's currently a mod on both NG and RG) was bitching about the topics in the C & C. Most of the clubs in here make spammy posts on a regular basis. It's always funny to watch a mod segregate a club for those reasons while ignoring all the others.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 19:22:53


At 6/24/06 07:10 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oh that, that was Charlotte, so desperate that she had to use an alt, to find the truth. Pathetic isn't it?

Yes, even for her. But yet again, it was pretty clever.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 19:30:04


At 6/24/06 07:22 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Lovely. Why was the original thread shut down anyway?

I think it was because the old thread was really inactive, people didn't join a club with so many big shot members and kept out, as a new thread, it's doing much better.

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."
Can anyone guess the movie that quote is from?

No, but sounds like a "Godfather" line or some other Gangster/Mafia movie.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-24 20:19:40


I would like to join the Flash department. I hat 360 some b/p.


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