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Newground's Department of defense.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 11:44:43


At 7/7/06 11:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Did something happen over the last hour there? I was away because of a power outage, I can't really see anything there... Was there anything?

Nope, nothing at all.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 11:46:48


At 7/7/06 11:44 AM, Edward-XIII wrote: Nope, nothing at all.

Then may I ask why were you posting "boy, those spammers sure are letting the EGB have it"? The pricks are using a complaint generator to write long stupid ass complaints and get banned and/or deleted for it.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 11:56:44


At 7/7/06 11:46 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Then may I ask why were you posting "boy, those spammers sure are letting the EGB have it"?

It's part of my job of being in the BBS department to discuss stuff like this.

The pricks are using a complaint generator to write long stupid ass complaints and get banned and/or deleted for it.

I can't tell whats worse, spamming like an idiot or posting computer generated complaints like a an idiot.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 11:59:44


At 7/7/06 11:56 AM, Edward-XIII wrote: It's part of my job of being in the BBS department to discuss stuff like this.

I mistook it as a current event, as in right now. But in general, yes, they have become a pain in the ass.

I can't tell whats worse, spamming like an idiot or posting computer generated complaints like a an idiot.

They complete each other, it might actually be fun if they wrote the complaints, but seeing as they don't, they can all fall on a stack of upright brooms for all I care.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 12:37:15


At 7/7/06 11:59 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 11:56 AM, Edward-XIII wrote:
I mistook it as a current event, as in right now. But in general, yes, they have become a pain in the ass.

I concur. We need to find a way to weed them out, or at least Wade and Tom do.

I can't tell whats worse, spamming like an idiot or posting computer generated complaints like a an idiot.

Spamming like an idiot. They tend to be more n00bish. crappy grammar, vocab.

They complete each other, it might actually be fun if they wrote the complaints, but seeing as they don't, they can all fall on a stack of upright brooms for all I care.

Stick of brooms? come now. They could, Die in a raging forest fire, or have the crappy luck of being Arabian and being captured by a certain Israel...


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 12:56:02


At 7/7/06 12:37 PM, MrDeadly wrote: Stick of brooms? come now. They could, Die in a raging forest fire, or have the crappy luck of being Arabian and being captured by a certain Israel...

And there's always putting cigars out in their eyes and chopping off their fingers .


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 13:19:59


so uh, whens the first contest?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 14:04:48


At 7/7/06 01:19 PM, thething69 wrote: so uh, whens the first contest?

several weeks ago. But WW should announce the date of the next competiton tomorrow.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 14:48:10


At 7/7/06 11:59 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 11:56 AM, Edward-XIII wrote: It's part of my job of being in the BBS department to discuss stuff like this.
I mistook it as a current event, as in right now.

Wow, they're really letting them have it. (This time it's current) If you haven't contacted a mod by now, i would be more happy to do it.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 15:02:29


At 7/7/06 12:56 PM, Edward-XIII wrote: And there's always putting cigars out in their eyes and chopping off their fingers .

oooo...nice one.


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 15:13:18


Senior member here hello...uh, do I need to go through all those Private shit again?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 15:43:34


At 7/7/06 03:13 PM, Gregosan wrote: Senior member here hello...uh, do I need to go through all those Private shit again?

I don't have you listed on my list, so I'm afraid you will have to a Private, which department please?

And the EGB spam is gone by now.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 16:44:52


At 7/7/06 12:56 PM, Edward-XIII wrote: And there's always putting cigars out in their eyes and chopping off their fingers .

No need to be that cruel. A simple electrode attached to their balls should do the trick.

At 7/6/06 10:10 PM, MrDeadly wrote: Just checking in. Sorry i missed the weekly report last week. I was suddenly shipped off to Miami with little forewarning. I'll try to get it posted this week.

Shipped off? You part of the real army?

At 7/7/06 03:13 PM, Gregosan wrote: Senior member here hello...uh, do I need to go through all those Private shit again?

Good to see you back. Hope you'll be stay more active to avoid being kicked off again. I'll give you special permission to skip the phase. You'll be assigned your old the rank of Lieutenant General in the Department of Flash.

At 7/7/06 03:43 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And the EGB spam is gone by now.

Oh the EGB. I missed the 400th page due to my trip ;-(. Seems like they are still prospering. You guys see those EGB Flashes? What was up with that?

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 16:51:58


At 7/7/06 04:44 PM, Wylo wrote: No need to be that cruel. A simple electrode attached to their balls should do the trick.

Problem, they have none.

Shipped off? You part of the real army?

No, he was sent in a box because he is dirt broke.

Good to see you back. Hope you'll be stay more active to avoid being kicked off again. I'll give you special permission to skip the phase. You'll be assigned your old the rank of Lieutenant General in the Department of Flash.

I'll add that to tomorrow's update.

Oh the EGB. I missed the 400th page due to my trip ;-(. Seems like they are still prospering. You guys see those EGB Flashes? What was up with that?

Just some spammers. Hope you will be around to scare us on page 500 ;-)

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Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 20:09:31


At 7/6/06 10:10 PM, MrDeadly wrote: Just checking in. Sorry i missed the weekly report last week. I was suddenly shipped off to Miami with little forewarning. I'll try to get it posted this week.
Shipped off? You part of the real army?

LOL, he's only 14.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 20:27:52


At 7/7/06 04:44 PM, Wylo wrote: No need to be that cruel. A simple electrode attached to their balls should do the trick.

Ooooo...I think jackass did something like that once...looked painful.

Shipped off? You part of the real army?

Luckily, no. I was just exagerating on my parents bringing me to miami with about a 5 hour notice.


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 20:44:38


At 7/7/06 02:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 01:19 PM, thething69 wrote: so uh, whens the first contest?
several weeks ago. But WW should announce the date of the next competiton tomorrow.

of course, the day before im leaving for camp, which is from noon sunday, to noon saturday.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 20:58:51


At 7/7/06 08:27 PM, MrDeadly wrote:
At 7/7/06 04:44 PM, Wylo wrote: Shipped off? You part of the real army?
Luckily, no.

Hey! What's wrong with the real army MrDeadly?

I was just exagerating on my parents bringing me to miami with about a 5 hour notice.

Sounds fun to me. Just remember that a sunburn is considered a self-inflicted wound. Those UV rays will getcha if you don't take the proper precautions.


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Chaos, panic and disorder; my work here is done.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 21:41:04


it has come to my attention, as i am in the Department of Flash, that a very bad video is coming out, and passing although it sucks. it is called Adolf Hitler: Around the World in 80 days, and there are almost 40 of them now. some might have seen complaint threads because these keep passing. i saw he ban HEisperfection (author) from uploading flash content here.

these videos are nothing more than the same intro, with hitler in front of a different background each time

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-07 22:39:32


It's been ten days now. So do I get a rank now?


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 00:38:24


At 7/7/06 04:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Just some spammers. Hope you will be around to scare us on page 500 ;-)

How to scare... how to scare... How aboot a full page o spam?

At 7/7/06 08:58 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Hey! What's wrong with the real army MrDeadly?

Oh I don't know.... Maybe thinking all the time that you'll die from friendly fire or you'll kill a friendly.

Sounds fun to me. Just remember that a sunburn is considered a self-inflicted wound. Those UV rays will getcha if you don't take the proper precautions.

I am currently blistering and peeling on my arms and legs from a sunburn I got 2 weeks ago. It'll prolly take another 2 weeks before I'm completely peeled. It snows when I stand up =).

At 7/7/06 10:39 PM, homer8722 wrote: It's been ten days now. So do I get a rank now?

Yes, check the list tomorrow to see your new rank.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 01:31:05


I was wondering if you could tell me about your clubs relation with the ng mafia?


2nd in command Of The NG Mafia Field Testing Department and Proud of it!!

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 03:50:20


At 7/7/06 09:41 PM, thething69 wrote: these videos are nothing more than the same intro, with Hitler in front of a different background each time

But the submitting is users are very high level ( they kick my ass like there is no tomorrow ) and the first couple were mass voted in, then greedy users thought it will always happen, so they give it a 2 just to get the point, by now I’m sure it’s not mass voting but rather NG users greed.

At 7/7/06 10:39 PM, homer8722 wrote: It’s been ten day now. So do I get a rank now?

Technically, yes. I see no reason why not.

At 7/8/06 12:38 PM, Wylo wrote: How to scare… how to scare… How aboot a full page o spam?

Been there, done that. I suggest the oh so scary “BOO” gif you did last time, please…?

Yes, check the list tomorrow to see your new rank.

What should I write down? Corporal as usual, or did you have something else in mind?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 03:51:26


Sory for double posting, forgot this guy...

At 7/8/06 01:31 AM, anime_man10 wrote: I was wondering if you could tell me about your clubs relation with the ng mafia?

Well, none I have knowledge about except that I'm a former member and some current members of it are also active here.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 04:00:25


At 7/7/06 04:44 PM, Wylo wrote: Good to see you back. Hope you'll be stay more active to avoid being kicked off again. I'll give you special permission to skip the phase. You'll be assigned your old the rank of Lieutenant General in the Department of Flash.

Thanks. Can't blame me mate...medical school is tough and the workload is killing me.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 04:51:20


Sir,

I Shall Join!

Jack, Reporting For Duty Sir!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 05:26:22


At 7/8/06 04:51 AM, Jack_Currie_Pie wrote: Sir,
I Shall Join!
Jack, Reporting For Duty Sir!

You may apply to the BBS department, but the flash department won't have you just yet, you still lack a few qualifacations.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 05:50:29


I want to join,what qualifications do i meet?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 05:52:03


At 7/8/06 05:50 AM, X-Naut wrote: I want to join,what qualifications do i meet?

Flash and BBS. both quite well. You can join either deparment, which do you prefer?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-07-08 05:54:34


At 7/8/06 05:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/8/06 05:50 AM, X-Naut wrote: I want to join,what qualifications do i meet?
Flash and BBS. both quite well. You can join either deparment, which do you prefer?

Flash please. :)


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