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What happened with illwillpress?

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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:34:35


woah, fook me..


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:36:09


ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:38:37


At 4/5/06 05:30 PM, Stoneboy wrote:
At 4/5/06 05:29 PM, X_Gary_Gigax_X wrote: Lost chances, Your name is in my sig.
And you're not worthy of a place in Lost_Chances sig, YTou gotta see the irony in that...

Actually only people who signed up in 04 can be in his sig.Stoneboy signed up in 05.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:39:38


At 4/5/06 05:38 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Actually only people who signed up in 04 can be in his sig.Stoneboy signed up in 05.

*Wonders where the '03 sig is*

=(


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:41:58


I can't see why these flash were deleted, but for fucks sake man, this is GREAT.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:42:41


At 4/5/06 05:38 PM, VirginLungs wrote:
At 4/5/06 05:30 PM, Stoneboy wrote:
At 4/5/06 05:29 PM, X_Gary_Gigax_X wrote: Lost chances, Your name is in my sig.
And you're not worthy of a place in Lost_Chances sig, YTou gotta see the irony in that...
Actually only people who signed up in 04 can be in his sig.Stoneboy signed up in 05.

I think he atchally meant the text signiture, not the picture one...


This too will pass.

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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:43:01


<-signed up in '04

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 17:56:15


The clocks has gain control of the portal and are killing off their enemies!
The clocks have always been jealous of the great flash work iwillpress has done, and they know they can't do better.

What happened with illwillpress?


To post or not to post, that's the question.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:01:47


At 4/5/06 05:15 PM, Grazo_the_Hedgehog wrote: Wow, this gives him a chance to work from square one, and actually make some original flashes! :O

I doubt it, I think he is just giving up on the newgrounds audience

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:04:54


At 4/5/06 05:56 PM, simsam114 wrote: The clocks has gain control of the portal and are killing off their enemies!
The clocks have always been jealous of the great flash work iwillpress has done, and they know they can't do better.

Haha, you're so dumb. Yes, the Clocks are in control of the Portal. Yes, they run NewGrounds, and enjoy killing off thier enimies. But why the Fuck would we be jealous of that fag IllWill? I can tween a badly drawn squirrel, and make him talk in a high pitched voice. I don't want to suck, however, so I don't. And yes we can do better.
Wait did I say can? I ment we do do better. We do it every day.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:11:00


At 4/5/06 05:56 PM, simsam114 wrote: The clocks has gain control of the portal and are killing off their enemies!
The clocks have always been jealous of the great flash work iwillpress has done, and they know they can't do better.

Do better at what? Raping the portal?


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:13:15


Omfg. PARTY AT MY PLACE! Everyone's invited!


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:15:12


At 4/5/06 05:56 PM, simsam114 wrote: The clocks has gain control of the portal and are killing off their enemies!
The clocks have always been jealous of the great flash work iwillpress has done, and they know they can't do better.

You sir are a moron. :P

Look at most of my flash, on average they score higher than IWP.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:16:31


At 4/5/06 05:28 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: Jesus chirst. I really don't like people who have stupid amounts of movies on NG.

Are you saying you don't like me?


I used to be relevant.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:17:07


Looking through those movies justifies my hypothosis that IllWill is a pussy. He deleted most of his lower scoring movies, or movies that didn't get awards. He probably wants to boost his batting average, and make himself look better.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:17:21


At 4/5/06 05:56 PM, simsam114 wrote: The clocks has gain control of the portal and are killing off their enemies!
The clocks have always been jealous of the great flash work iwillpress has done, and they know they can't do better.

Why did my anti-Foamy movie score so much higher than illegal immigrant specia thenl?

oh right

Non-dairy produkt

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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:17:23


What's the matter with him?

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:17:28


looking at it, he deleted alot of them n has 50 movies left. His highest rated ones. He's rasing his Batt Average. that's all


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:18:48


Slap my face and set me on fire!
Holyfiznuck! my life is bright again.
illwill, I don't hate you anymore.
<3


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:20:38


i demand suggestion box be revived

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:22:55


At 4/5/06 05:57 PM, X_Gary_Gigax_X wrote: Times have changed, Siman. CC have more power than ever. Their numbers are growing.

"Siman"?
Who the hell is "Siman" ?
Never heard about "Siman" before...

Whatever.

But say yourself NGers.
The clock crew's flash is so much CRAP!
How can they become so popular and powerful if their flash is shit, stupid, and pointless?

Maybe Tom lost the balance in good flash and crap that needs to be blammed!?
StrawBerry Clock, the figure itself is pretty cool, that voice and stuff, but the things he do and the flash he (or she? :O) creates is crap.

BTW we don't even know the true identity of SC!
Maybe he's just a stupid young kid that discovers his big brother's computer and says he's strawberry clock and i'm king of portal and some NGers want to be that faggy too and decide to create a profile of *Fruit*Clock?
I dunno, i'm just thinking of the many possibillities...


To post or not to post, that's the question.

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:25:32


i prefer sending Illwill this site.


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:25:36


Poor ilwill...I don't hate him, but he should have sold out to Hollywood and made the mmucho dineros when he still had the chance...*sigh*

I think the defining 'jump the shark' moment for him would have the be the 'User Agreement' episode. I don't think he'll ever rebound after that...

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:29:43


At 4/5/06 06:28 PM, themysteryman wrote: foamy rocks whats with you guys???

I dunno but I found yours

What happened with illwillpress?


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:30:33


At 4/5/06 06:22 PM, simsam114 wrote: But say yourself NGers.
The clock crew's flash is so much CRAP!
How can they become so popular and powerful if their flash is shit, stupid, and pointless?

Not everything they make is like that. Only the newbie users do stuff like that.

Maybe Tom lost the balance in good flash and crap that needs to be blammed!?
StrawBerry Clock, the figure itself is pretty cool, that voice and stuff, but the things he do and the flash he (or she? :O) creates is crap.

Strawberry Clock is a guy. The flashes created with that profile are mostly just joke. Coolboyman has matured since then.


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:32:19


To the Clocks:

I do NOT hate the clocks.
The letter B was a great (but stupid) image.
It deserved better than turd of the week.
It had absolutely NO meaning of anything.
But it was THAT stupid, it was funny (for me)

I just don't like it that there are way too much Clocks!

What happened with illwillpress?


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:32:28


I saw that too, I'm like WTF?

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:33:59


Newgrounds has truly suffered a great loss this day.


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Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:35:01


At 4/5/06 06:22 PM, simsam114 wrote:
At 4/5/06 05:57 PM, X_Gary_Gigax_X wrote: Times have changed, Siman. CC have more power than ever. Their numbers are growing.
"Siman"?
Who the hell is "Siman" ?
Never heard about "Siman" before...

Well... hmmm. I'd be thanking him simsam, that names better than yours.
But I digress

Whatever.

But say yourself NGers.
The clock crew's flash is so much CRAP!
How can they become so popular and powerful if their flash is shit, stupid, and pointless?

It's not. This is very popular, as well as this, this, and this. Which proves our power and popularity.

Maybe Tom lost the balance in good flash and crap that needs to be blammed!?
StrawBerry Clock, the figure itself is pretty cool, that voice and stuff, but the things he do and the flash he (or she? :O) creates is crap.

Oh yes, I forgot, Strawberry is the king of the Clock Crew, and the only member. In fact, he isn't really a member.

BTW we don't even know the true identity of SC!

CoolBoyMan.

Maybe he's just a stupid young kid that discovers his big brother's computer and says he's strawberry clock and i'm king of portal and some NGers want to be that faggy too and decide to create a profile of *Fruit*Clock?

Orange and Piney created the "Fruit Clock" character, not SBC. He was 14 when he made "B". He did it specifically to piss of NG idiots.

I dunno, i'm just thinking of the many possibillities...

What?

Response to What happened with illwillpress? 2006-04-05 18:37:55


About damn time. I think it's becasue he lost a lot of fans for drawing whatever her name is's boobs.

Then again, the pervs went and decompilied the flash to find out. :|