For me its simple.

Ill try to eat better, because really its my diet isnt very good. Im not fat or anything, im actually very skinny. I probably dont eat enough and not a wide enough variety of foods. But anyways thats my goal!

At 12/31/05 11:37 PM, BonusStage wrote: I got one for you

This year, I resolve not to hold internet grudges like a little 9 year old.

I also think I should put more thought into my 'jokes' and not just steal them from other people.

I also think this year I won't pretend I'm a mod, telling people how they should post.

Finally, I resolve to shave.

I resolve to show my nudie pictures on the internet but not the lesbian ones they are too special to me, also I will make internet porno movies I mean more of them.

At 12/31/05 11:56 PM, Shrapnell wrote: I resolve to show my nudie pictures on the internet but not the lesbian ones they are too special to me, also I will make internet porno movies I mean more of them.

Porn rules.

In Canada and Australia and Europe- hell- everywhere outside the US- the bum bum is not considered porn.

get laid..... and make a flash if I can get flash to work again (it crashed on me and cannot respond >:P)

At 12/31/05 11:57 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

In Canada and Australia and Europe- hell- everywhere outside the US- the bum bum is not considered porn.

Wow, I need to thank that Shrapnell person.
Mind if I masturbate to that picture?

Your welcome Supreme and thank you original for that awesome picture you should share more and send them to me personaly that would be awesome.

This year, I resolve to stop bragging about my 4.0 GPA at Duke which may or may not exist.

I resolve to stop pretending I have an e-girlfriend by posting on an alt iwth a picture from a JC Penny catalogue.

I resolve to stop doing quotes like this:

At 7:30 PM, Some_Guy wrote: Hi

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BY THE WAY I HAVE A 4.0 GPA

thsi year, i resolve to try my hardesy to make as lttle spelling erors as possible in my posts, even when i'm 'drunk'

LMAO then you aren't doing good fellow mod

get a new girlfreind yeehaw

At 12/31/05 11:56 PM, Shrapnell wrote: I resolve to show my nudie pictures on the internet but not the lesbian ones they are too special to me, also I will make internet porno movies I mean more of them.

DO ME NEXT, DO ME!
ROFFLES! LAWL! LOL!

Im gonna try to be nice to everyone and try to make a computer :)

At 12/31/05 11:59 PM, _Supreme_ wrote:

Wow, I need to thank that Shrapnell person.
Mind if I masturbate to that picture?

Only with 2 fingers so you can pretend the world's smallest man is jumping on your cock.

This year, I resolve not to be such a DS fanboy.

I resolve not to try so hard to funny and accept the fact that I am not.

I resolve not to make off-handed comments in this sort of text in every post

I resolve to properly spell and punctuate my sentences.

I resolve not to be such a post whore.

eh...lose wieght....strengthen me and my gf's relationship *we just got bac together*...nd make a flash movie *ive got everything ready...i just need to start*....o nd post on the bbs everyday, along w/ never missing a grounds gold day....happy new yr...i just got to lvl 7 at midnight exactly....yadda yadda yadda....ect ect....have fun get drunk...im going to sleep...GOOD NIGHT NG!

Not get into so many damn fights....

OH and raise my grades

My new years resolution is to deposit my xp regularly, which I already do so I've accomplished my goal and dont need to do it anymore. But I will anyway, because Im an overachevier.

Im confused...

this year i resolve to stop this alt because it is like sooooo not funny anymore!!!!!!!!

i also resolve to like stop using words like 'gnarly' and 'stoked' because they make me sound super retarded!!!!!!!!

if i am a real person i resolve to act my age!!!!!!!!!

i resolve to try to stop using like a bajillion exclamation points after any sentence because it is like soooooo annoying!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn! I wanted to make this topic, but I suspected somebody might have done it already...I forgot you guys already passed 12, here in canada (calgary) is still 10:45...

oh well, I'll just post what was going to be my opening post:

It's that time of the year, when we try to wipe the slate clean of all the backstabbing and binge drinking and dark thoughts and evil sex rituals we've indulged in - it's time for New Year's Resolutions!

For some, that means exercise, for others, it means quitting smoking and another group wants to quit porn (making it or watching it). So what are your resolutions for this new year (hey, halfway past the decade already people, we are getting old)

mine is the same one I have been having for the past 4 or 5 years: to be happy, meaning no matter how pissed I might get at a situation, try to make fun of it or find a positive thing about it. it's hard, but so far it has worked fine, i barely ever get cranky or annoyed, if at all.

So? what are yours?

I'm going to quit excessive alcohol consumption on a regular basis.

Try to exercise more. It'll be fun to see if i stick to it more than a day.

I don't know if this counts as a resolution, but I'm going to get my some ass. I mean, tell the girl I love how I feel and then watch as she laughs in my face and says joe ur a pale ass loser who i'd only fuck if u had a tan... OH YEAH, i got skills

At 1/1/06 12:41 AM, fokmehardNpullmyhair wrote: this year i resolve to stop this alt because it is like sooooo not funny anymore!!!!!!!!

You know, I thought she was an alt but someone tells me she's a real person.
Scary eh?

resolutions are for quitters

no, REHAB is for quitters

At 1/1/06 01:03 AM, mamatequila wrote:

At 1/1/06 12:59 AM, NemoX wrote:

resolutions are for quitters

no, REHAB is for quitters

a lot of people make resolutions to quit doing things. but yes, you are also right. You get a cookie.

YAY!

actually, another resolution I should make and actually try to keep is to vote nd deposit my experience more often...I have not deposited anything for over a year now...needless to say, I keep geting further away from leveling up and I have already lost a level because of it

At 12/31/05 11:37 PM, BonusStage wrote: I got one for you

Im visiting Lauren this July.

At 12/31/05 11:52 PM, BonnusStage wrote: Why Mike sucks:

I love this guy.

Figure out where I'm going in life.

Pretty straight forward.

madknt's 2006 resolution:

not fuck up.
..fail..

At 1/1/06 05:45 AM, madknt wrote: not fuck up.
..fail..

Motion seconded.