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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-29 17:46:31


At 11/29/08 11:12 AM, Emilerules97 wrote: SIR! Can I join this squad SIR!

Just to make sure this reply comes from someone with the sufficiant e-penis to say it, you cannot apply to join until you meet the EGB's most initial request, which is a rank of Private in B/P. You could also join the NGPD once you move at least one rank in B/P, meaning security guard to Police Captain.

I'm at work, so I don't have my EGB forum links with me for additional information, but look back a little bit for SlashFirestorm's posts to see it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-29 23:00:32


Just want to thank RohantheBarbian for posting those two links, and finding them in time seen so many game stolen from that site its sickening what people do. What i would like to know is if the email domain address does not match up, does it mean its stolen? I'm not to sure about that. My stats are fairly good not that's all I do mind you. The Turkey Attack game I will do some more research on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 02:00:07


Just to get this thread moving, have any of you ever heard of MADSOFT Games? Well, I've just signed an internet contract to help write for them! Their current project has been all written up, but their next one (which is starring Egorapter for the VO) will need some help.

I'm so excited!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 04:35:36


At 11/30/08 02:00 AM, TheThing wrote: I'm so excited!

That sounds like a great thing you got going there. Be sure to keep us posted in that project, sounds like there will be several good ideas flowing there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 04:54:53


At 11/28/08 06:34 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 11/28/08 08:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've missed a sum total of 6 deposits since the 28th of April 2004. I'm happy about that.
hahaha... I had missed 49 times, well for being on NG for about 500 days isn't bad at all

Yeah, you've got to consider the fact that I am in the upper echelons of the depositers on this site. Even the best miss a deposit from time to time.

Me, I'm something else ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 09:10:40


At 11/30/08 02:00 AM, TheThing wrote: Just to get this thread moving, have any of you ever heard of MADSOFT Games? Well, I've just signed an internet contract to help write for them! Their current project has been all written up, but their next one (which is starring Egorapter for the VO) will need some help.

I'm so excited!

Hey, that's great! I could never do something like that due to my lack of creativity, but hopefully you'll do a good job.

At 11/30/08 04:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Me, I'm something else ;)

Nah, just an addicted, as most of us. I missed a lot of deposits last year when I left NG. But this time I came back and I'm much more active in the forums, and I'm planning to stay here for a long time :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 11:47:43


Hey guys, sorry I haven't been very active here recently, what with preparing for exams and all I've mostly just had time to lurk. I don't know if you noticed or not (I don't think anyone mentioned it), but the EGB turned 3 years old yesterday!

Here's to the EGB, long may we continue to serve for the betterment of Newgrounds, the protection of the Portal, and setting an example to all members of NG.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 13:11:21


At 11/30/08 04:35 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/30/08 02:00 AM, TheThing wrote: I'm so excited!
That sounds like a great thing you got going there. Be sure to keep us posted in that project, sounds like there will be several good ideas flowing there.

Their new project(just a screen, no info) is a free-roaming RPG with different paths to ending the game (with different endings). It's going to be epically awesome.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 13:26:53


At 11/30/08 11:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: the EGB turned 3 years old yesterday!

Cool. Happy three years, EGB! And it shouldn't be very long at all before we hit another milestone: on to Page 1000!

Here's to the EGB, long may we continue to serve for the betterment of Newgrounds, the protection of the Portal, and setting an example to all members of NG.

Hear, hear! *drains a can of Mountain Dew in celebration*

Anyways, I just noticed on NG Log that I'm within three B/P of being halfway to my goal: to rank up before year's end. And since I've voted on all the current UJ Flashes, I should hit the halfway point today. Now, back to the Portal!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 18:43:21


At 11/30/08 11:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey guys, sorry I haven't been very active here recently, what with preparing for exams and all I've mostly just had time to lurk. I don't know if you noticed or not (I don't think anyone mentioned it), but the EGB turned 3 years old yesterday!

Wow, I didn't notice, weird that no-one posted about it... Happy birthday to the EGB!

Here's to the EGB, long may we continue to serve for the betterment of Newgrounds, the protection of the Portal, and setting an example to all members of NG.

That's kinda... inspiring or something...
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 18:56:06


Meant to throw this into my other post

At 11/30/08 11:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: I don't know if you noticed or not (I don't think anyone mentioned it), but the EGB turned 3 years old yesterday!

I'm disappointed in the older guys; they should have known about this. But who cares! Yeah belated EGB birthday!

Here's to the EGB, long may we continue to serve for the betterment of Newgrounds, the protection of the Portal, and setting an example to all members of NG.

That statement was really good, and inspirational almost.

Now who's ready to get wasted! Wooo!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 19:37:58


At 11/26/08 08:03 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 11/24/08 10:23 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: When do you think a team based in Canada will finally retain their Stanley Cup glory?
When the Maple Leafs undo their curse.

They're overdue and I keep lambasting my brother for being a fan of theirs.

The leafs won't win the cup even with Burke as GM. I hate Burke actually. After his outburst to Edmonton i just can't stand him.

Happy Late 3 Years EGB!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-30 21:24:40


Well done RohantheBarbian for pointing that out yes 3 years, and no one even noticed shameful wish I had checked. Damn another maybe stolen game now this one again, I'm not to sure about I have sent Tom Fulp a PM about The Turkey Attack game. Nothing happened so maybe its not stolen sorry to post about this but this one passed here it is.

If you read the flash it says all content created by Ian Skokes, not the same name as the author from here is the original.

http://www.munchiegames.com/gam es/blt/

3 years of EGB cant believe the club that old and EagleRock was the founder of this club.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-01 07:01:06


At 11/30/08 09:24 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: 3 years of EGB cant believe the club that old and EagleRock was the founder of this club.

Yup, too bad he is probably busy with other stuff now but I'm sure he'll show up on the 1,000th page.

In B/P news, I'm not too far behind RemRulzz again, and courtday is catching up quick. It's annoying as hell that it's been ages since I was rivaling anyone who's active on the BBS.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-01 21:29:45


Check the obituaries, mis amigos. Looks like Wade just went on a deletion spree, targeting Cereal's spam Flash. In turn, the picture we were talking about a while back on his page was deleted. I guess this is a good thing: after all, the Flashes deleted were mostly spam.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-01 21:38:41


At 12/1/08 09:29 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Check the obituaries, mis amigos. Looks like Wade just went on a deletion spree, targeting Cereal's spam Flash. In turn, the picture we were talking about a while back on his page was deleted. I guess this is a good thing: after all, the Flashes deleted were mostly spam.

Woah, i noticed that eariler today and went damn there were alot of crapy flashes that i missed today because i was at school. He has submitted alot of crap that somehow manages to pass, what i did not realize is how men that there ended up being.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-01 21:50:43


At 12/1/08 09:29 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Check the obituaries, mis amigos. Looks like Wade just went on a deletion spree, targeting Cereal's spam Flash. In turn, the picture we were talking about a while back on his page was deleted. I guess this is a good thing: after all, the Flashes deleted were mostly spam.

Wow, I didn't notice. He still has a lot of flashes, but it's good to know that the staff is working on this. Hopefully they'll keep deleting more people's spam.

Do you think Cereal will stop submitting so much spam? I hope so...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-01 22:00:04


You got there before me SoulMaser71 I was just about to post that. So Cereal lost a hell a lot of his crappy spam flashes?. But I thought maybe it was he or she Cereal who deleted all his flash blimey, that must hurt to lose all that stuff. Still if you ever seen any of his flashes, they seemed to be mostly crap spam, and passing with score over 2 sometimes. I thought it was funny when i clicked the link.So that NSFW picture of that man has finally gone? about time, its been on there long enough. Surprised it stayed there it was there since the redesign July 2007 around 18 months. Still don't have any sympathy for him he was a spammer, who's stuff could be offensive to many people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 05:54:59


At 12/1/08 10:00 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: So Cereal lost a hell a lot of his crappy spam flashes?. But I thought maybe it was he or she Cereal who deleted all his flash blimey, that must hurt to lose all that stuff.

To someone like Cereal, where the alias name is PIG FUCKER, I think he's just doing it for attention - something along the lines of "remove these flash or we will delete your account" might have been issued from Wade, but I think in this case, the termination of the account might not have been such a bad thing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 06:27:50


At 12/1/08 09:29 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Check the obituaries, mis amigos. Looks like Wade just went on a deletion spree, targeting Cereal's spam Flash. In turn, the picture we were talking about a while back on his page was deleted. I guess this is a good thing: after all, the Flashes deleted were mostly spam.

Wade's probably just cleaning up some the Cereal mess along with "Mountain Dew" and the rest of those annoying apes. I think the whole account should just be removed and the alias blocked or something, for good measure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 20:46:07


Yep that Mountain Dew submitted a hateful flash against a user, which was calling his names sick shit. Well got a question I have been meaning to ask for ages, hope its okay to ask. Why do some people have disabled comments? for example I have seen it on people users pages. But I cant disable mine not that I want to find here an example http://illwillpress.newgrounds.com/. He always seems to have his disabled. I'm not prying just curious as to why I cant get this. Do people have to contact a admim or something?. Still having trouble with getting emails about my favorite flash authors.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 20:50:41


Well got a question I have been meaning to ask for ages, hope its okay to ask. Why do some people have disabled comments? for example I have seen it on people users pages. But I cant disable mine not that I want to find here an example http://illwillpress.newgrounds.com/. He always seems to have his disabled. I'm not prying just curious as to why I cant get this.

Sorry just found out how it work you have three options, and a choice of no comments dumb of me I never knew this till now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 20:58:04


At 12/2/08 08:50 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry just found out how it work you have three options, and a choice of no comments dumb of me I never knew this till now.

Asked, answered and misquoted...Yeah, obviously the news blog page has the option of free comments with the ability to later edit them, approved comments, which I use, and disabled comments that some users use just for the sake of being left alone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-02 23:18:37


At 12/2/08 08:58 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/2/08 08:50 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry just found out how it work you have three options, and a choice of no comments dumb of me I never knew this till now.
Asked, answered and misquoted...Yeah, obviously the news blog page has the option of free comments with the ability to later edit them, approved comments, which I use, and disabled comments that some users use just for the sake of being left alone.

Yeah, someone like iwillpress will get a lot of spam on his userpage, or hate posts, because of how shitty his flashes have become.

But in order to do it, you need to look at the top where you type the blog, and 3 bubbles will be there. They will give the 3 options Phantom mentioned.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-03 21:56:57


illwillpress having his comments disabled makes some sense, its a shame he does not take the time to respond to people questions, and reviews although as TheThing said he would get spam or hate comments. What does get me about illwillpress is his lack of time here he posts, the same type of Foamy flashes without altering anything. After what five years? its like its more of a brand then him liking his series. Unlike TheSwain who makes different stuff Mastermind.. etc replied to one of my reviews, with a great reply. I respect him more for caring about his fans. The last Foamy flash I thought was funny was one from this year January. I wish he would take time out to listen to his fans. Shame really still love Foamy though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-04 10:31:00


Quiet here lately guess not much to say although I can think of lots to say. Had a rather unpleasant experience brought a milkshake, and the milk must have got off disgusting, the smell was rancid made me feel very sick should of complained to late though brought it back with me. Got two saves so good on the b/p front found maybe another stolen game, but not sure it was reported on Rage's thread.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-04 10:48:38


At 12/4/08 10:31 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Quiet here

I'm around, I just don't have much to say because I'm occupied enough with other RL things. B/P is going moderately good. I can expect 68 thousand points shortly, actually just a grand total of 40 points away as of now. Then it shouldn't take long to beat Rem and I'll be back on my way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-05 19:43:07


At 12/4/08 10:31 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Quiet here lately...

Sorry, I've been studying for my History exam so I didn't spend too much time online. Anyway, I approved the exam today, so now on I think I'll be able to post here more frequently :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-05 20:59:03


Ismael92 you don't have to say sorry its okay I was just wondering why it had gone quiet here again?. Talking of strange things I wonder why no Xmas them up yet, its odd but maybe it will be here soon. I love Xmas and all the things like presents. I have got all my stuff done none. Any decent games for Xmas yet I hope the flash, I think called Snowy about a killer Snowman get released

Found it funny series it is too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-06 13:18:14


At 12/5/08 08:59 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Found it funny series it is too.

Yeah, sounds fun.

But in bigger news, after months of medium work I have finally regained the spot that I claimed mine so long ago, 20th in B/P out of...everyone. Less impressive considering only about 2.5 thousand are really active in B/P at all, and only about 200,000 of all the NG users ever voted on a couple UJ's and got a ranking.

My overall ambition is to slowly pace into the top ten and wait for anyone higher up to die.


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