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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-13 08:43:29


I wish I found games that easy ,but i don't I guess years of cheats spoil you really. So you think you cant live without them. Well cant believe it I have finally brought a Ps3 complete with GTA 4, no idea what its like i cant connect it up myself have wait till later. Love the design though beautiful not bad £319, don't know what that equals in dollars. Big step forward. So that racist guy not happy with his ban tough luck ,he should think twice before submitting that bullshit salutes.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-13 09:52:23


At 11/13/08 08:43 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Love the design though beautiful not bad £319, don't know what that equals in dollars.

as of recent financial changes, approx 473$ USD. Not that it matters all that much but the Dollar has been rising again and it seems the GBP and Euro dropped a significant amount.

Hmm...wouldn't that be an interesting an unfair addition to the B/P system to have submissions receive some sort of added credit depending on which country they came from? Just like money.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-13 17:15:02


At 11/13/08 03:48 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 11/13/08 02:52 AM, Lotus wrote: Sgt. Major
Fucking finally! :D
Congrats.

Thank ya kindly. :)

It only took me a few months to get there.

Shows how much b/p I did for a while. :(

<33

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-13 20:15:47


At 11/12/08 09:35 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:
At 11/11/08 10:19 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Greetings, I'm currently a member of the NGPD as a Police Lieutenant and the Department's Roster Manager, and intend to join these Barracks when I hit the Private rank. I'm just looking for an opinion on whether or not I meet your qualifications or not and, where I could stand to improve. Thank You Sirs, in advance.
Hi there your have to wait for one of the leaders to come on ,but its nice to here from you. Are you not from the Review Request Club?.

Yeah, he's at the review request club too :)

At 11/13/08 12:38 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/12/08 08:05 PM, aldlv wrote: *salute*
- Brigadier General aldlv reporting in -
We like you, really; but you just wrote one paragraph using 32 periods (dots "."), it makes you sound like Obama and his "Uhhhh's", not that those aren't lovely.

Wow, did you actually counted them? Anyway, those were two paragraphs :)

At 11/13/08 02:52 AM, Lotus wrote: Sgt. Major

Fucking finally! :D

Congrats ;)

Hey, I should really stop using this little awful text faces :/

Well, not really, don't you love this one? :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-13 20:52:15


At 11/13/08 08:15 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Wow, did you actually counted them? Anyway, those were two paragraphs :)

Counted? don't you mean "did you actually count them" or "you actually counted them"? because using "did" and "counted" creates some weird English language paradox which I'm not yet ready to name.

And when your entire welcome back post consists of 472 characters, all grammar included, it may be viewed as one paragraph.

Don't test the extreme lengths that I will go through in order to win an argument.

Back on topic; Fallen Angel won a ridiculous amount of prizes and money this month, but since I loved "Jerry", I'm glad that one of those made it into the awards too.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 08:18:12


At 11/13/08 02:52 AM, Lotus wrote: Sgt. Major

Fucking finally! :D

Congratulations!

Your Aura & Level fit your signature perfectly!


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 08:26:52


I don't think I could ever pick the Fab aura unless it was for Valentines day or something like that, but not only do I not like the color, but I just don't like the way that it looks on any level. Perhaps it's just my biased of my favorite color blue, but I don't know if I will ever use it. If I do it's only going to be for a day or two just to say I've used ever aura since that is the only one that I haven't used yet.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 15:51:06


At 11/13/08 08:52 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/13/08 08:15 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Wow, did you actually counted them? Anyway, those were two paragraphs :)
Counted? don't you mean "did you actually count them" or "you actually counted them"? because using "did" and "counted" creates some weird English language paradox which I'm not yet ready to name.

And when your entire welcome back post consists of 472 characters, all grammar included, it may be viewed as one paragraph.

Don't test the extreme lengths that I will go through in order to win an argument.

Thanks for the corrections :D

Back on topic; Fallen Angel won a ridiculous amount of prizes and money this month, but since I loved "Jerry", I'm glad that one of those made it into the awards too.

I loved Fallen Angel, I saw the trailer a while ago, which was released in 2004. I thought it was never going to be submitted, but luckily I was wrong. The animation is just awesome, and it has a good story too.
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Hey, it's just me or the portal was slow today? I think I was inactive, but still not too many things were submitted. I got 8 B/P points so far when I usually get around 50 :/

I had planed to rank up today, but maybe I won't be able to make it D:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 16:03:50


At 11/14/08 03:51 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Hey, it's just me or the portal was slow today? I think I was inactive, but still not too many things were submitted. I got 8 B/P points so far when I usually get around 50 :/

I had planed to rank up today, but maybe I won't be able to make it D:

Judging from the amount of threads being made in Wi/Ht? saying that they can't upload onto the Portal I'd say it's down to a bug in the system. They all seem to be getting the same error message, something along the lines of "This contributor does not exist".

What's odd is that despite the error some people are still able to submit stuff. Hopefully the admins will sort it out soon and normal service can resume.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 17:38:18


Cant say I noticed the glitch but then I have not been active, I did look just now seem to be okay apart from the annoying Little Planet ad. Which bring me to the point still tried to play, but was to tried and not sure. So weird more like using a computer having to press the other buttons on GTA 4. Just odd now in box have to wait for it be hooked up again, don't know how to do it myself. So anyone one played that Little Planet? which i mentioned. I did notice a weird glitch where i did not get the usual look,no x on the screen okay now. Got to to more b/p.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-14 19:02:43


At 11/14/08 04:03 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 11/14/08 03:51 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Hey, it's just me or the portal was slow today? I think I was inactive, but still not too many things were submitted. I got 8 B/P points so far when I usually get around 50 :/

I had planed to rank up today, but maybe I won't be able to make it D:
Judging from the amount of threads being made in Wi/Ht? saying that they can't upload onto the Portal I'd say it's down to a bug in the system. They all seem to be getting the same error message, something along the lines of "This contributor does not exist".

What's odd is that despite the error some people are still able to submit stuff. Hopefully the admins will sort it out soon and normal service can resume.

Oh, I hadn't noticed that. And it seems there's a problem with the whole submitting system (or whatever you want to call it).

Hacsev noticed that all movies are rated anyone. And I saw that it only happens to new submissions.

For example, although this one contains violence, it's rated anyone:

And this one, which is old, is rated mature:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-15 19:44:40


Ismael92 ,yes I have just looked your right only new submissions, have the rating everyone on them. Very weird and misleading. It was okay for other ones which were not new, I did some checking I have never seen that glitch before. Bad if its a violent or porngrapahic for example ,hentai submission being rated everyone. I guess it will sort itself out soon ,I have not checked out the forums, but maybe they got a thread there somewhere. You typed that yesterday and its still the same problem today, very silly but thanks for letting us know.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-16 20:09:41


I don't know why, but something tells me this is stolen from CrazyMonkeyGames.com:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-16 20:13:11


At 11/16/08 08:09 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I don't know why, but something tells me this is stolen from CrazyMonkeyGames.com:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 9785

You beat me to it.

The submission's title doesn't match with the real in-game title. The game's site (in the credits) is http://www.shiftlimits.com while that's not either the author's e-mail or site. And the person who submitted it doesn't appear in the credits.

Cheers :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-16 20:24:12


Gu-rrilla, good work I saw that the title been changed and as you know CrazyMonkeys, have done loads of award winning games right here on Newgrounds. In fact I will take a look no cant find it on here, but still what a fool odd why he submitted it now though. The logo so obvious thief's are dumb hope its gets blown. Got a sign update from this year weird. Soon I will be Sergent, not long as i said before I have gotten slow with voting must get going again salutes.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-16 20:33:51


Good work guys, the submission is already flagged for administrative review.

Also, a few days ago I became a Private First Class. I'm saying this now because I didn't want to make a post just to say that.

Cheers :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-16 23:26:57


At 11/16/08 05:51 PM, LittleMissVixen wrote: Wow... It's weird to see that this is still going on! I think I joined 3 years ago or something? All I know is it's pretty cool to see people keep up all the dedication.
Very nice :)

You joined just a page before I did; nice to see some old faces in this ever-changing place. Too bad Eagle doesn't pop by as much; but it's still nice to have him here whenever he decides to give us little people the pleasure.

At 11/16/08 08:33 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Good work guys, the submission is already flagged for administrative review.

Good.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 11:55:33


This
stolen from
HERE

And also as of today, there's internet in my college flat. So I'll be around alot more. B/P should be up. I'm hoping to get Supreme Commander by the end of the year :D


Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge || Elite Guard Barracks || Review Request Club || NGLog

I watch an unholy amount of films

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 15:47:53


At 11/17/08 11:55 AM, Shanus wrote: I'm hoping to get Supreme Commander by the end of the year :D

That's around 2000, 3000 B/P by year's end... That would be quite a hard goal to achieve for a normal user. But at your level, maybe not so much of a hard goal. Good luck with that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 16:49:23


Hey, it's seems that the problem with everything being rated "anyone" has been solved.

Also, it will be difficult to get to Supreme Commander, but I hope you can do it... I will get there after a long time... If I ever get there...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 17:09:21


At 11/17/08 03:47 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: That's around 2000, 3000 B/P by year's end... That would be quite a hard goal to achieve for a normal user. But at your level, maybe not so much of a hard goal. Good luck with that!

it's not so much the user as it is the portal; in the golden days (as I like to think of them) there were far more submissions to the portal, and more correct judgments about them as well; less user mass voting for a point, usually the save.

you may have seen the B/P ranks 51+ lists and the star pace notes, although they haven't been in frequent use lately; star pace is 1,000 B/P points or more per week. so in better portal times, it would be more common to see.

Even I became from around 100 B/P points to 30,000 in a little under a year in 05'-06'. But now it's more of a hard task now since the portal has nearly dried up, and a daily pace of 142 points a day, as required, means you may not sleep, you may not leave your computer, and you may not stop refreshing, as well as succum to spam voting and get every one right.

That is a high price to pay.

At 11/17/08 04:49 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Also, it will be difficult to get to Supreme Commander, but I hope you can do it... I will get there after a long time... If I ever get there...

Speak not with hesitation, young one. your way in the Barracks has just begun. I realize you enter this world when it is already corrupt and hard to mend, but remember the many who did not give up on newgrounds, the few who made a name for themselves from it.

And of course, remember every person who doesn't feel massive amounts of shame and of wasted time, when he looks at his internet stats.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 18:13:53


Well I'm thrilled to have gotten to Sergent ,love the 3 lines on my new badge. After waiting for so many months its a huge achievement for me. Seeing it in my profile is grand nothing of course compared, to Supreme Commander ,but when the next roster comes round i will be moving on up the list at last. Now so eager to see what Grand Theft Auto 4, the control pad is weird. ts cool looking ,but odd feeling when i very quickly used it.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 19:08:34


At 11/13/08 12:38 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/12/08 08:05 PM, aldlv wrote: *salute*
- Brigadier General aldlv reporting in -
We like you, really; but you just wrote one paragraph using 32 periods (dots "."), it makes you sound like Obama and his "Uhhhh's", not that those aren't lovely.

XD
not sure why i do it
i just get used from MSN, and is kind of hard to quit it


Nice to see you again.

thaks Sup. Commander
*salute*

At 11/17/08 06:13 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well I'm thrilled to have gotten to Sergent ,love the 3 lines on my new badge.

yes.. lovely isn't it... =D
congrats Sergeant
*salute*

At 11/13/08 02:52 AM, Lotus wrote: Sgt. Major

congrats to you too

At 11/17/08 05:09 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/17/08 03:47 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: That's around 2000, 3000 B/P by year's end... That would be quite a hard goal to achieve for a normal user. But at your level, maybe not so much of a hard goal. Good luck with that!
it's not so much the user as it is the portal; in the golden days (as I like to think of them) there were far more submissions to the portal, and more correct judgments about them as well; less user mass voting for a point, usually the save.

it sound like good times
gosh... i wish i were on NG on that time, I like more to blam, i'm kind of exigent with the flashes but, even like that, l can't have more blams that saves, and i do blam a lot


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 19:25:37


I'm not quite ready to join you guys, but I am the highest a police officer can go... private here I come!


My Youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/fuzzum1 11

If you get a ban, it was totally worth it. 10/10, I love you. -Skaren

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 19:52:06


At 11/17/08 07:25 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I'm not quite ready to join you guys, but I am the highest a police officer can go... private here I come!

So you are, make you sure you contact us when you are a Private, and I've explained to you on the NGDD the entry admissions, which wouldn't hurt to follow here.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-17 23:30:52


Alright thanks a whole ton for all the help you have given, atleast advise wise. You guys are quite welcomeing to me n.n I want to level up and get more voteing power :P Help protect NG


My Youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/fuzzum1 11

If you get a ban, it was totally worth it. 10/10, I love you. -Skaren

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-18 21:05:51


You passed 5000 B/P! Congrats!, yep cool now got over 5001 experience points very good going for me ,and its lovely the new badge three stripes instead of the one. I'm being a stat whore here but its so cool to get the new badge, after months of being stuck with the same one. So I hope to see you when you level to Private ,you will get there in the end. You look close enough your right this a friendly place. What I meant Phantom was I got my ps3 all set up.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-18 22:08:18


At 11/18/08 09:05 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: What I meant Phantom was I got my ps3 all set up.

Wrong thread. Also, I understood that much, you just said it in an incorrect manner is all. As for everything else, the portal seems to be steady, not fast, but steady.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-18 22:10:08


At 11/18/08 10:08 PM, Phantom wrote: Wrong thread. Also, I understood that much, you just said it in an incorrect manner is all. As for everything else, the portal seems to be steady, not fast, but steady.

Seems like I'm slowly retiring from the portal. It was an honor serving justice and goodness with you guys, seeing that I'm gone from the list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-11-18 22:14:33


At 11/18/08 10:10 PM, Seamonky wrote: Seems like I'm slowly retiring from the portal. It was an honor serving justice and goodness with you guys, seeing that I'm gone from the list.

Slash PM'ed everyone regarding the roster, no one was uninformed about the changes in it regarding activity measures.

Although you understand this isn't the sort of place to mind having a good user back.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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