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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-06 21:09:27


At 7/6/08 09:05 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Thanks. But do you use a program to pull the stats, like in the top 300 B/P list? Or do you pull them manually?

Everything is done manually - the stat pull, the calculations, and the data entry. Stero made a program to do the calculations when he did the roster, but both Josh and I prefer to do it manually. I'm not even sure how much time the program would take off the overall time it takes to do the roster, because I do the calculations and data entry at the same time for each user as I go down the list, so it's not a huge deal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-06 21:46:56


At 7/6/08 08:44 PM, puddinN64 wrote: I promise I will improve my posts. Thank you very much for allowing to become a member of one of Newground's most prestigous clubs. So am I in or do you want me to go through a trial period like Sir-Nuts has described. Thank you very much for everything.

I think that trial periods probably wouldn't make a difference, as there's the chance that someone would only act differently to impress us...so unless you fuck up something fierce, lol, yes, you're in. Validated you on the forums, too.

Two new members in such a short time? Excellent. Hopefully we'll continue growing as the summer goes on.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-06 23:04:31


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7734 Is stolen, quite obvious just by opening it. Work, fellas.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 03:06:50


At 7/6/08 06:55 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: But... why did you leave Newgrounds at that time? Just curious...

Eh, well, there were several reasons. I had just graduated highschool at the time and was busy starting college. I'm also ashamed to admit that at the time I was swept up in the wondrous, magical dreamland that is a new relationship. Which can really make you numb to everything else around you, sometimes...
I was just very busy at the time, I suppose. I never really wanted to leave Newgrounds, it just kinda happened. I thought about coming back a few times in 2007 but thinking about how much I missed and how far behind I was (..how many deposits I've missed....) Really discouraged me from doing so.
One day I just decided to swing by the site for the first time in around 2 years. Seeing the redesign for the first time was pretty amazing, so many changes.. :P That really got me excited about coming back. After lots of searching through old bbs posts, I found that my account was still there. It took me about 3 days to remember my password, but when I did, well, here I am! lol
Sorry for the life story. XP

Oh, and a big welcome to puddinN64! Glad to see I'm not the only new guy anymore! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 14:51:21


At 7/6/08 09:09 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 7/6/08 09:05 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Thanks. But do you use a program to pull the stats, like in the top 300 B/P list? Or do you pull them manually?
Everything is done manually - the stat pull, the calculations, and the data entry. Stero made a program to do the calculations when he did the roster, but both Josh and I prefer to do it manually.

That seems crazy that you do the stats manually. That seems like it would take awhile or be easy to make mistakes, but I'm glad you guys take your own time to do it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 17:18:45


Sir this flash passed judgement i think its stolen loads of people, are saying so which they should not here the first onehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /447830. and here another onehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /447834 Sorry alot of the reviews are gone but is it his?. One of his movies his marked for admin review.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 21:40:22


Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!

Right in time before I go to sleep! I finally reached Praporshchik! Golden badges! Woohoo!

It took me less time than I expected, I thought I'd reach it tomorrow, after the rosters. But I pushed a little harder, and after like 10 refreshes on my profile ( =P ), I made it!

Screen-shot, as always:

And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 21:53:14


At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P

Doesn't take all that long, really, what with the magical use of tabs ;P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 21:59:05


At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!

Congrats on the rank up soldier!

And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P

Meh its no more crazy than usual for me :P

On a side not if you guys take a look at the top 300 list you might notice that 3 of the 4 top gainers are members of the EGB. Good going guys! You statwhores you <3 I managed to get on there some how, like the good old days...

*salutes*


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 23:14:23


At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!

wow congrats man...
first officers rank, great

Right in time before I go to sleep! I finally reached Praporshchik! Golden badges! Woohoo!

nice... now you can sleep well XD

It took me less time than I expected, I thought I'd reach it tomorrow, after the rosters. But I pushed a little harder, and after like 10 refreshes on my profile ( =P ), I made it!

wpw... yes that happends... everytime I'm going to rank up... I make 90+ points that day

Screen-shot, as always:

cool

And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P

not really... is not that hard... if they are using Stero Excel file...
you are using it, right?

I remember when I made my first roster (*yes old times... XD)

talking about 'time'... 45 minutes until I get my first YEAR on NG... =D


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-07 23:21:25


Sorry for double Post...

At 7/7/08 09:59 PM, Joshiwa wrote: On a side not if you guys take a look at the top 300 list you might notice that 3 of the 4 top gainers are members of the EGB. Good going guys! You statwhores you <3 I managed to get on there some how, like the good old days...

well 3 of 4... are members... the other ONE... is an ex-member...
he did just enter on the first roster I made...
wow... he continue been awesome... 85+

I'm not sure why he is not a member anymore... I think it was because of Stero's 'big clean up'
but honestly I don't remember...

*salutes*

*Salute*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 00:38:21


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7916

Hopefully this will be removed quickly enough, but its nothing but blatant racism.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 00:52:06


At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!

Congrats on your new rank.


god wants me dead Madness Combat Crew

Elite Guard Barracks

"It was good" - Honors American Literature

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 03:31:13


At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Screen-shot, as always:
And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P

I kept a manual list in the NGDD, for as long as I was there, people knew what they got, or didn't have. Of course, after I left, no one took the time to bother. It is hard work. It took hours on a long list like the NGDD's...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 11:44:14


I am very happy with myself for actually making it before the update, I worked my ass off for this. Barracks members welcome your new Commander.

Yes that is right Commander Joshiwa is here!

No more gold badges for me, they are nice don't get me wrong but I was getting tired of them and the final badge is like for extra motivation because it looks like a clown imo. Now I have an amazingly beautiful golden tank.

The Elite Guard Barracks


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 12:23:51


Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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NEVR's note:

Me again, we're back to alternating the roster from week to week.

Welcome to the 2 new additions to the EGB, Metal-Therapy and puddinN64. Do us proud, guys.

Enjoy the update fellas.
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 894,176 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,795 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 5,085 (124.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,897 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +188 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 2 (4.7%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (7.0%)
Corporal: 2 (4.7%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.7%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.3%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.3%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (2.3%)
Praporshchik: 1 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.3%)
Captain: 0 (0%)
Major: 4 (9.3%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.7%)
Lt. General: 1 (2.3%)
General: 3 (4.7%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (30.2%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Metal-Therapy, puddinN64
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

lilhunter03 - Major
Sir-Nuts - Praporshchik

Other B/P Milestones:

BlueHippo - 60,000 B/P
PenguinLink - 35,000 B/P
Joshiwa 25,000 B/P; 10,000 Blams

:::End of post #1:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 12:24:59


Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 602
Joshiwa - 581
Idiot-Finder - 415
Mendou - 386
PenguinLink - 322

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (17), Mendou (7), lilhunter03 (4)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Phantom (42.5+), Idiot-Finder (27.0+), lilhunter03 (20.7+)
Random word: Entrapment
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61778 ] || [ 013 ] || [ 01.9 ] || [ 03.4 - ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 60028 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 03.1 - ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 58988 ] || [ 309 ] || [ 44.1 ] || [ 42.5+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 56667 ] || [ 201 ] || [ 28.7 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45782 ] || [ 048 ] || [ 06.9 ] || [ 04.6+ ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 43370 ] || [ 224 ] || [ 32.0 ] || [ 18.9 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41892 ] || [ 265 ] || [ 37.9 ] || [ 05.2 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37775 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 35302 ] || [ 322 ] || [ 46.0 ] || [ 13.4 - ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 34614 ] || [ 415 ] || [ 59.3 ] || [ 27.0+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 34143 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 25494 ] || [ 581 ] || [ 83.0 ] || [ 20.6+ ] || Joshiwa, General
>>> 15 || [ 24122 ] || [ 171 ] || [ 24.4 ] || [ 14.6 - ] || Shanus, General
>>> 16 || [ 23609 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 10.9 - ] || bifgis, General
>>> 17 || [ 21836 ] || [ 313 ] || [ 44.7 ] || [ 14.3 - ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 18 || [ 20254 ] || [ 025 ] || [ 03.6 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 16947 ] || [ 203 ] || [ 29.0 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16529 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 09.3 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16074 ] || [ 602 ] || [ 86.0 ] || [ 20.7+ ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 15634 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Metal-Therapy, Major
>>> 24 || [ 13416 ] || [ 095 ] || [ 13.6 ] || [ 09.6+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11007 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 26 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 27 || [ 09008 ] || [ 133 ] || [ 19.0 ] || [ 02.1 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 28 || [ 08902 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 29 || [ 08886 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 08171 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 32 || [ 07504 ] || [ 005 ] || [ 00.7 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07234 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 05550 ] || [ 041 ] || [ 05.9 ] || [ 01.5+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 05138 ] || [ 006 ] || [ 00.9 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 04812 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 38 || [ 04558 ] || [ 037 ] || [ 05.3 ] || [ 10.7 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 39 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03467 ] || [ 186 ] || [ 26.6 ] || [ 01.4 - ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 41 || [ 03402 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 10.1 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 42 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 43 || [ 02502 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || puddinN64, Private

Guardsmen:
>>> 44 || [ 02316 ] || [ 050 ] || [ 07.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (184 until Eligible)

Link to previous roster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 12:31:45


At 7/8/08 12:24 PM, NEVR wrote: >>> 26 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 27 || [ 09008 ] || [ 133 ] || [ 19.0 ] || [ 02.1 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 28 || [ 08902 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class -1

Wewt finally passed FBI and got my 9,000th B/P in the process. I'll be B/Ping like crazy until I get my Sergeant Major badge, which will hopefully be sometime within the next 3 weeks at the rate that I've been going (about 140 B/P per week). Congrats to all of the members with milestones also!

>>> 43 || [ 02502 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || puddinN64, Private

Welcome to the EGB!!!

Guardsmen:
>>> 44 || [ 02316 ] || [ 050 ] || [ 07.1 ] || [ 02.0+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (184 until Eligible)

So close! Keep going SoulMaster!

I also wanted to congratulate Joshiwa on his accomplishment! One step closer to that EGSC rank! You'll get there sooner than you know it!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 12:48:52


At 7/8/08 12:23 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Thanks for the awesome update as usual :)


Welcome to the 2 new additions to the EGB, Metal-Therapy and puddinN64. Do us proud, guys.

You better shape up soldiers and prove your worth. :P


Enjoy the update fellas.

I always do.

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 894,176 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,795 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Looks like the average went down due to the additions of two new members, THE PRESSURE IS OFF NEVR, jk :P


Total B/P gain this week: 5,085 (124.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,897 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +188 B/P gain since last week

Looks like everyone had a good B/P week.


New to the list this week: Metal-Therapy, puddinN64

Welcome soldiers.


Promotions:

lilhunter03 - Major
Sir-Nuts - Praporshchik

Congrats guys! Darn! I almost made the update this week, just 6 off...


Other B/P Milestones:

BlueHippo - 60,000 B/P
PenguinLink - 35,000 B/P

Congrats guys.

Joshiwa 25,000 B/P; 10,000 Blams

I feel like a somebody now

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 602
Joshiwa - 581
Idiot-Finder - 415
Mendou - 386
PenguinLink - 322

Congrats guys! Wow I had a great pace this week, almost like the good old days.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (17), Mendou (7), lilhunter03 (4)

Congrats guys! Hmmmm maybe I will make it to 20 in a row :D

>>> 14 || [ 25494 ] || [ 581 ] || [ 83.0 ] || [ 20.6+ ] || Joshiwa, General

Good pace

>>> 15 || [ 24122 ] || [ 171 ] || [ 24.4 ] || [ 14.6 - ] || Shanus, General

Too bad you have computer problems, I was liking the competition.

At 7/8/08 12:31 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
I also wanted to congratulate Joshiwa on his accomplishment! One step closer to that EGSC rank! You'll get there sooner than you know it!

Thanks! I can only hope, just 4500 to go...

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I would like to thank Olly for keeping me motivated and being a great friend over the months, also the entire EGB without you guys I probably would of lost motivation long ago.

*salutes*


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 13:10:45


At 7/8/08 11:44 AM, Joshiwa wrote: I am very happy with myself for actually making it before the update, I worked my ass off for this. Barracks members welcome your new Commander.

Big congrats to you, Joshiwa. Now it's time for that final push. ;)

At 7/8/08 12:23 PM, NEVR wrote:
Welcome to the 2 new additions to the EGB, Metal-Therapy and puddinN64. Do us proud, guys.

I will try my hardest to impress, sir! *salutes*

Enjoy the update fellas.

Will do. Thanks, NEVR.

At 7/8/08 12:24 PM, NEVR wrote:
>>> 20 || [ 16947 ] || [ 203 ] || [ 29.0 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16529 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 09.3 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16074 ] || [ 602 ] || [ 86.0 ] || [ 20.7+ ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 15634 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

Very cool. I wasn't even aware that there was a list put out in the Barracks until just the other day. :P Things are much more concentrated here on this list, opposed to the 51+. Hopefully we'll see some kind of positve movement from me on this list in the near future! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 15:13:39


At 7/7/08 09:53 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
And NEVR / Joshiwa, you are crazy. I mean... manually pulling stats? I'd take ages to do this! =P
Doesn't take all that long, really, what with the magical use of tabs ;P

Oh, OK then. I knew that tabs had some magic thing on them!

At 7/7/08 09:59 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!
Congrats on the rank up soldier!

Thanks, sir!

I still feel small with you calling me soldier, though. =P

On a side not if you guys take a look at the top 300 list you might notice that 3 of the 4 top gainers are members of the EGB. Good going guys! You statwhores you <3 I managed to get on there some how, like the good old days...

That's what I call "stat-whorism"!

And when I said Metal-Therapy was a machine, I wasn't kidding. Beware, Joshiwa!

*salutes*

*Salutes*

At 7/7/08 11:14 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 7/7/08 09:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Praporshchik Nuts reporting in!
wow congrats man...

Thanks, dude!

first officers rank, great

Yeah, "the golden badges"... They look... how can I say... different in my profile. I'm still not used with such a beautiful thing there. =)

Right in time before I go to sleep! I finally reached Praporshchik! Golden badges! Woohoo!
nice... now you can sleep well XD

And have sweet dreams...

Not really, actually. I had a nightmare that I was drowning, and when I finally drowned my watch started beeping: time to go to school. Thanks watch, you saved my life! =P

wpw... yes that happends... everytime I'm going to rank up... I make 90+ points that day

Yesterday I believe I made rough 60 points, which is quite a lot for me.

talking about 'time'... 45 minutes until I get my first YEAR on NG... =D

One year... Congratulations, dude! I still remember when I had my first birthday here. I even made a newspost about it. And you were there, aldlv! Remember when we were still flagging reviews like crazy?

At 7/8/08 12:52 AM, lilhunter03 wrote: Congrats on your new rank.

Thanks.

At 7/8/08 11:44 AM, Joshiwa wrote: I am very happy with myself for actually making it before the update, I worked my ass off for this. Barracks members welcome your new Commander.

Yes that is right Commander Joshiwa is here!

Big congrats to you, sir! That's a hell of an achievement! Now... ONTO EGSC!!!

At 7/8/08 12:23 PM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Thanks for updating us, NEVR!

NEVR's note:

Me again, we're back to alternating the roster from week to week.

Alright, then.

Welcome to the 2 new additions to the EGB, Metal-Therapy and puddinN64. Do us proud, guys.

Welcome to the Barracks, sir/soldier!

Enjoy the update fellas.

Will do, sir!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 894,176 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,795 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Hey, we levelled down! =0

But we should level up again soon.

Right?
Total B/P gain this week: 5,085 (124.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,897 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +188 B/P gain since last week

More activity! I think for the first time we managed to get over 5,000 B/P in a week. Nice job, everyone.

Rank distributions:
Praporshchik: 1 (0%)

I'm felling lonely here... I'd say I should level up again so I had more company!

Also, a small mistake that no one will care: Praporshchik, 0%?

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Metal-Therapy, puddinN64

Welcome (again)!

Promotions:

lilhunter03 - Major
Sir-Nuts - Praporshchik

Congratulations, lilhunter03 and myself!

Other B/P Milestones:

BlueHippo - 60,000 B/P
PenguinLink - 35,000 B/P
Joshiwa 25,000 B/P; 10,000 Blams

More congrats. Hey, BlueHippo is 2X a EGSC!

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 602
Joshiwa - 581
Idiot-Finder - 415
Mendou - 386
PenguinLink - 322

Congrats. lilhunter03, WTF? Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

I expect to see Metal-Therapy anytime here. =)

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (17), Mendou (7), lilhunter03 (4)

Joshiwa's aiming for amazing 20 week in a row!

Random word: Entrapment

Explain that to us, Mr. NEVR...

Already getting exited about college, aren't you?

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 20 || [ 16947 ] || [ 203 ] || [ 29.0 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16529 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 09.3 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16074 ] || [ 602 ] || [ 86.0 ] || [ 20.7+ ] || lilhunter03, Major

Tight competition here. Mendou slowed down, whilst lilhunter is planning a double-overtake soon.

Keep us amused, please! One of the best competitions I've seen here lately.

>>> 23 || [ 15634 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

But, ALL OF YOU, beware of this guy! You'll see why next week.

>>> 24 || [ 13416 ] || [ 095 ] || [ 13.6 ] || [ 09.6+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant

New target acquired! 2,500 points away... The biggest gap I've had here to date. But hey, by the time I reach him, I should enter the top 300 B/P!

>>> 25 || [ 11007 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

Still doing fine by keeping my 40 a day pace. But it will raise soon, because this is my last week of classes before the mini-winter break. I'm aiming for 900 B/P in 2 weeks, I'm really nuts!

>>> 26 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Hey, wake up! You're falling behind!

Thanks again for the update, NEVR!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 17:06:06


At 7/8/08 12:24 PM, NEVR wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 602
Joshiwa - 581
Idiot-Finder - 415
Mendou - 386
PenguinLink - 322

Congrats


All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 20 || [ 16947 ] || [ 203 ] || [ 29.0 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16529 ] || [ 386 ] || [ 55.1 ] || [ 09.3 - ] || Mendou, Major

Closed the gap a little.

>>> 22 || [ 16074 ] || [ 602 ] || [ 86.0 ] || [ 20.7+ ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 15634 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

Hopefully I'll be able to get enough points so you won't pass me anytime soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 17:13:56


At 7/8/08 12:24 PM, NEVR wrote: Top 3 biggest average rises: Phantom (42.5+)

Well, I did actually START B/Ping again, so it would of course rise.

Random word: Entrapment

Daring Escape next?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 17:18:02


At 7/8/08 12:24 PM, NEVR wrote: >>> 06 || [ 43370 ] || [ 224 ] || [ 32.0 ] || [ 18.9 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41892 ] || [ 265 ] || [ 37.9 ] || [ 05.2 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Thanks for the update, NEVR. Much appreciated.

I can still close this gap to Sea Goat. Iwill not be cowed! Dakka942 will drive me on as a running amte and we shall ascend the ranks together!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 17:32:57


wtf is this again


I'm bored , and I love to draw

visit my post just by clicking on my name

I'll have to upload more soon

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 18:43:33


At 7/8/08 05:32 PM, killer789 wrote: wtf is this again

Perhaps if you read the first post you'd know.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 18:57:58


Sir is this stolen read his commentshttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal /view/448032 i found the orginal game herehttp://www.yoyogames.com/games/show/
16966
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By the way thanks for the roster NEVR grand job ,i noticed i slipped to number 38. Im slow when it comes to getting b/p points. The stealer of the sonic flashes got his account ,delted great job salutes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 19:41:43


At 7/8/08 12:48 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Looks like the average went down due to the additions of two new members, THE PRESSURE IS OFF NEVR, jk :P

FOR NOW...

>_>

<_<

I would like to thank Olly for keeping me motivated and being a great friend over the months

<3

I've only validated your machine-like ways, YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME ;P

At 7/8/08 03:11 PM, Mendou wrote: Thanks for the update my good man. Been wondering when it was going to come.

You're very welcome dude.

At 7/8/08 06:57 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: By the way thanks for the roster NEVR grand job ,i noticed i slipped to number 38. Im slow when it comes to getting b/p points.

You didn't actually get passed, though, so it's OK. It's just because Metal-Therapy - who was already ahead of you - joined this week, and bumped everyone below him down a space.

Sorry for short post, I'm just back from seeing old friends at the pub -- quite tired.

:::salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 22:51:02


At 7/8/08 06:43 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 7/8/08 05:32 PM, killer789 wrote: wtf is this again
Perhaps if you read the first post you'd know.

Haha, good old Slash lying down the law on the noobs. =)

Oh and hey guys, I'm slightly worried that my voting habbit are in need of change. I give almost everything passing marks (Hence the huge difference between my blams and saves). Your guy's thoughts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-08 22:57:24


At 7/8/08 10:51 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
Oh and hey guys, I'm slightly worried that my voting habbit are in need of change. I give almost everything passing marks (Hence the huge difference between my blams and saves). Your guy's thoughts?

Well, this day in age on NG, everyone's going to be gaining more saves than blams, it just seems to be the way of things now adays. But my best suggestion would be to just use your good judgement. Nobody can tell you how to vote, as that is what voting is about after all, your personal preference.
The one big thing you want to avoid as a good voter is giving spam flashes a passing score. Even if you know they are going to pass, if a 0 is what it deserves, then give it a 0. Don't hop on the bandwagon just for the save point.


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