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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 00:59:19


The " Fulp Report " will be delayed since Tom has lost it while carrying it to his office before one of the members of EGB came and snatched it, it wasn't known who it is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 01:16:51


At 1/1/08 12:24 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: There's been a short burst of portal flood that just came in, dig in.

I'd really like to help with the portal but I'm a bit tired now with Halo Custom Edition. The portal is flooded with submissions just waited to be voted down but I'm giving my B/P gun a rest for tonight.

Happy New Year wherever you live!

it's about 1 am here. I should be getting to sleep but it's new year and I'm a little excited (not drunk or anything like that).

Anyways hope you guys have fun and do the portal a favor and vote on those submissions before the portal is flooded with over 50 flash movies (not that that's bad or anything).

Anyways
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 01:24:41


Damn the Portal is clogged with tons of UJ entries right now. It's a blood bath.


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 01:25:06


At 1/1/08 12:24 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: There's been a short burst of portal flood that just came in, dig in.

I hit it up; I haven't b/p'ed much since 2006 (other than Clock Day), and you know what?

It felt good.

Pray that THE CRAVING doesn't awaken in me again, fellow Portal warriors, lest ye be cast to the wayside.

Now I'm going to sleep. Too much champagne, lol. Nighty night.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 03:11:40


At 12/31/07 04:55 PM, TheThing wrote:
P.S:If i vote more than 5 times,do i get extra exp/B/P points/whistle points?
I think that some people are missing your question; you can't get extra exp, but you can get as many b/p points as you want.

So you're saying even if i dont get extra exp,i can get as many B/P i want?Cool!

Also,Happy New Years!I hope you all keep up the good work,and lets just pray for more good quality flash!

P.S:Im afraid of Phantom.He's scarier then LostChances from Zombie Survival Crew.

P.S.S:Oh shit,my hamster just faught with themselves!Theres blood everywhere!Theres a blood spot at their eye,and one at the leg.Do anyone know why hamsters fight themselves?I got a cat recently but both of them in a cage.The cage is near the hamsters cage too..


The Gentleman. Beating you in everyway.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 03:55:53


Barracks roster - January 1, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

Happy new year all! Made this update about 3-4 hours ago but I didn't have time to post it until now. Enjoy it. I have re-added users who are returning to the barracks so welcome them back. Also I have put in a new little feature to keep it all fresh. The "top gainers, repeat offenders" list now have a little tally going. When a user is on the list more than once in a row, there tally will start. Basically it's a bit of a motivator to keep you all in the top gainers list. Try to stay up there as long as you can and get the highest number of the barracks.

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 549
bifgis - 525
aldlv - 504
Mendou - 482
Seamonky - 407

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink (2), bifgis (2), Seamonky (2), Mendou (2)!
New to the list: None!
Returning to the list: SilentSoldier, life, LittleWashu!
Top 3 biggest average rises: aldlv + 32.7, AnalPenguinFarming + 31.6, Shanus + 22.3!
Random word: Simulator!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 59942 // 066 // 08.3 // 07.2- // X-Naut
02 // 58190 // 058 // 07.3 // 11.7- // Phantom
03 // 50962 // 107 // 13.4 // 05.2+ // Major-punk
04 // 49612 // 407 // 50.9 // 01.4+ // Seamonky
05 // 40758 // 093 // 11.6 // 10.1- // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 35001 // 132 // 16.5 // 06.3+ // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34259 // 346 // 43.3 // 13.1+ // Coop83
09 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 30020 // 549 // 68.6 // 02.1- // PenguinLink
12 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
13 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
14 // 26930 // 029 // 03.6 // 00.5- // LittleWashu
15 // 20487 // 525 // 65.6 // 02.9+ // bifgis
16 // 17551 // 169 // 21.1 // 02.9- // Sterockicy
17 // 17421 // 377 // 47.1 // 22.3+ // Shanus
18 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // craigalan
19 // 11584 // 064 // 08.0 // 01.5- // ever-vigilant
20 // 09227 // 504 // 63.0 // 32.7+ // aldlv
21 // 07965 // 482 // 60.3 // 09.3+ // Mendou
22 // 06656 // 023 // 02.9 // 02.9+ // RSQViper
23 // 06558 // 027 // 03.4 // 00.7+ // PossiblePancakes
24 // 05127 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Solidone
25 // 04620 // 012 // 01.5 // 31.3- // Sir-Nuts
26 // 04138 // 031 // 03.9 // 02.7+ // HeavenDuff
27 // 04116 // 023 // 02.9 // 02.9- // TheThing
28 // 04115 // 349 // 43.6 // 31.6+ // AnalPenguinFarming
29 // 03336 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
30 // 03066 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.7- // Andrea364
31 // 02871 // 018 // 02.3 // 02.3+ // SilentSoldier
32 // 02653 // 011 // 01.4 // 01.4+ // soulknight96


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 04:52:32


Fleek (who has mutiple alts) is spamming all over the portal right now with the same movie clip. Unfortunately, thanks to those NG stat whores and crew members behind him, most of his movies have passed the judgement. I saw MiracleFruitClock giving one of those movies a 10/10 reviewing score, so he must be one of many who voted 5 while it was still under judgement. Although no longer a member of the EGB, I still consider protecting the portal as my daily duty. Before Fleek makes the portal his own spam stage, there must be something that we can do to stop him. Slash, (or whoever is in charge) please report the situation to Wade and believe that he is in position to stop the madness, salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 06:28:03


At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 1, 2008

we start the year... in a good way... XD

Sterockicy's note:

Happy new year all!

happy new year to you too...

and happy new year to everyone else...


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 10:59:23


At 1/1/08 04:52 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Fleek (who has mutiple alts) is spamming all over the portal right now with the same movie clip. Unfortunately, thanks to those NG stat whores and crew members behind him, most of his movies have passed the judgement. I saw MiracleFruitClock giving one of those movies a 10/10 reviewing score, so he must be one of many who voted 5 while it was still under judgement. Although no longer a member of the EGB, I still consider protecting the portal as my daily duty. Before Fleek makes the portal his own spam stage, there must be something that we can do to stop him. Slash, (or whoever is in charge) please report the situation to Wade and believe that he is in position to stop the madness, salutes!

I did notify Wade, although we all know that such a thing is often hit-and-miss, depending on how busy the top guys are.

You know, I remember a time where most flashes---usually more than two-thirds of them---were blammed, and rightly so. What the fuck happened to the Portal? Too many Clock Days spoil the NG public? Ugh.

A lot of the older B/P'ers like myself have more blams than saves. Used to be that EVERYONE was like that, because most shit was trashed. Nowadays, the newer B/P'ers have the reverse---not necessarily because of any wrongdoing on their part, but because hardly anything gets shot down.

Bleh. In any case, we still have our job to do. Vote fairly on every flash you come across. Points are not really that important---we crave them, yes, but just being in the EGB means you're ahead of most of Newgrounds and deserve respect.

So keep on truckin', everyone. We've got our duty.


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 14:09:51


At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 1, 2008
Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
26 // 04138 // 031 // 03.9 // 02.7+ // HeavenDuff
27 // 04116 // 023 // 02.9 // 02.9- // TheThing
28 // 04115 // 349 // 43.6 // 31.6+ // AnalPenguinFarming

Sweet Jesus! I need to start b/ping again, otherwise APF will pass me (which he'll probably do anyway), and I have a chance to pass Heaven! I just have no time, now that I got a PS3 and rented Assassin's Creed (due back tomorrow). But when school starts, I'll be back in the game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 14:27:15


At 1/1/08 04:52 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Fleek (who has mutiple alts) is spamming all over the portal right now with the same movie clip.

They used to be free blams before it start passing, some of the blame should go to StagBeetle as it first started with their collab.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 15:08:43


At 1/1/08 02:09 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 1, 2008
Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
26 // 04138 // 031 // 03.9 // 02.7+ // HeavenDuff
27 // 04116 // 023 // 02.9 // 02.9- // TheThing
28 // 04115 // 349 // 43.6 // 31.6+ // AnalPenguinFarming
Sweet Jesus! I need to start b/ping again, otherwise APF will pass me (which he'll probably do anyway), and I have a chance to pass Heaven! I just have no time, now that I got a PS3 and rented Assassin's Creed (due back tomorrow). But when school starts, I'll be back in the game.

Don't get pissy Thing, just because I've been busting my ass to catch up to you lol. This whole break I've been sick so I spend the whole day on NG just...b/ping and posting. Yea it's bad but whatever, what else am I gonna do with my life when I'm sick as hell every day.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 15:34:53


At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 1, 2008

Thanks, man! Well done on the roster!

Sterockicy's note:
21 // 07965 // 482 // 60.3 // 09.3+ // Mendou
22 // 06656 // 023 // 02.9 // 02.9+ // RSQViper
23 // 06558 // 027 // 03.4 // 00.7+ // PossiblePancakes

Well, looks like I won't be catching anyone any time soon, but oh well. I'll probably get passed by APF before I move in front of anyone.

Also, Happy New Year to the barracks! Hopefully everyone's hangovers aren't too bad. I actually didn't even get home until about 8am and only slept until 2-ish. Coffee was necessary.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 15:54:36


Happy new year EGB as I said before I wasn't able to spend it B/Ping like I did the last 2 years do to work But you know what they say real life > internet. So how did most of you send your New year eve into the New year? I hope you had fun whatever you did.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 17:35:06


Great Update Sterockicy! Also that Fleeks guy was such a pain in the ass last night. Judging from the update, I have a lot of work ahead of me.


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 18:11:20


Hey guys my friends new flash just got submitted it in the portal!

Capture The Flag: Episode 2

Be sure to watch the full 9 minutes and vote and review!

Thanks -DS-


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 18:11:57


At 1/1/08 03:54 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

But you know what they say real life > internet.

That's absolute blasphemy. lol, Just kidding actually I might have to get back to that thing known as "real life" eventually. I'm really not looking forward to it at all to be honest with you.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 18:51:09


Happy new year everybody! And good to hear that Phantom is still among the living. But aside from the headline news around here, How is everybody? Me ehilr i have been absent from NG for some time i have had my ups and downs. *Salutes*


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 22:12:51


Thanks for the update Sterockicky

Happy New Year everyone!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-01 22:48:56


Yeah thanks for the update Sterockicy! but i wasn't on it?

Was it because of my inactivity?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 02:12:02


Keep an eye out! 2 authors that go by Fubster and Mepster are submitting entries that are just advertisements for MMORPG's. Flag them down.

*Salutes*


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 06:23:05


At 1/1/08 10:48 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Yeah thanks for the update Sterockicy! but i wasn't on it?

Was it because of my inactivity?

Deeply sorry. You were removed because of inactivity but you posted a few times before the update so I should have re-added you. Sorry, you will be on next weeks roster for sure.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 10:41:18


How often are updates made?


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 11:41:27


At 1/2/08 10:41 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: How often are updates made?

The roster? Generally every two weeks, released on Tuesdays.

But it sometimes can't be done on time since they obviously do it in their free time.

On a personal note, I just posted a new news post if anyone wants some info on my next Flash (Spaced Out Ep 2).

Also, I'd like to add that 2+3=5.

Thanks.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:31:39


Terrill1119 Reporting IN SIR!!!!!!!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:37:31


I've been b/ping like crazy lately, I'm so determined to get into the Top 1000, well actually the Top 999 b/pers. I'm SO CLOSE right now, at 1,018. I've also been trying to flag abusive reviews, but that doesn't seem to be working in my favor. No matter what I do..I feel like I'm so deep with this whistle that I can't get out, but I'm still trying....so hopefully soon I'll be back with the normal whistles.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:39:53


At 1/2/08 12:31 PM, terrill1119 wrote: Terrill1119 Reporting IN SIR!!!!!!!!!

i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:41:16


At 1/2/08 12:39 PM, terrill1119 wrote: i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level

come on. Town watch is easy., :')


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:48:40


At 1/2/08 12:41 PM, BIGmamaKATIE wrote:
At 1/2/08 12:39 PM, terrill1119 wrote: i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level
come on. Town watch is easy., :')

i know but not to many people are making bad submissions

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-02 12:50:26


At 1/2/08 02:12 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Keep an eye out! 2 authors that go by Fubster and Mepster are submitting entries that are just advertisements for MMORPG's. Flag them down.

*Salutes*

Yes SIR!!!

*Salutes*