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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 11:44:09


At 11/27/07 10:39 AM, Shanus wrote: I'm actually starting to get worried about the portal, I know it's only the end of December, but activity is usually higher than this. I suppose the Christmas flash period will be the big test, just gotta hold out with bad points for a while longer I suppose...

It's higher, I agree with you. There are about 200 flashes a day, and not even half of it get blammed. Take yesterday as an example, 191 flashes submited and only 67 blams. Some of them were good, but some were spam submissions. And I'm at the Portal everytime now, trying to become a Corporal (I'm close!). But I won't come as much as I did because of school.

Well, back to the Flash Portal and to the Icon Helpers (which everyone should go at also! There are lots of icons to make).

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 12:33:34


At 11/27/07 11:44 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: It's higher, I agree with you. There are about 200 flashes a day, and not even half of it get blammed. Take yesterday as an example, 191 flashes submited and only 67 blams. Some of them were good, but some were spam submissions. And I'm at the Portal everytime now, trying to become a Corporal (I'm close!). But I won't come as much as I did because of school.

I'm really falling behind with my blams. Its worse than I've ever seen it before at the moment. I'm lucky if i get over 10 blams a day.

Well, back to the Flash Portal and to the Icon Helpers (which everyone should go at also! There are lots of icons to make).

I've never actually done the whole icon helping thing, but maybe i should do some, give something back to Ng i suppose.

How often are the Barracks roster Updates these days? I looked back a few pages and the last one i found was November 9th. Unless i missed one somehwere.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 13:53:16


At 11/27/07 12:33 PM, Solidone wrote:
I'm really falling behind with my blams. Its worse than I've ever seen it before at the moment. I'm lucky if i get over 10 blams a day.

I don't get lots of blams either, but I try.

Well, back to the Flash Portal and to the Icon Helpers (which everyone should go at also! There are lots of icons to make).
I've never actually done the whole icon helping thing, but maybe i should do some, give something back to Ng i suppose.

Do it, it's fun (somehow). Most of the times the movies are bad, but there are some good ones.

How often are the Barracks roster Updates these days? I looked back a few pages and the last one i found was November 9th. Unless i missed one somehwere.

Yup, the last one was made November 9th by aldlv. They're uptaded from... when Sterockicy wants to update it. I think there isn't a regular gap between updates.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 13:57:04


At 11/27/07 11:44 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: It's higher, I agree with you. There are about 200 flashes a day, and not even half of it get blammed. Take yesterday as an example, 191 flashes submited and only 67 blams. Some of them were good, but some were spam submissions. And I'm at the Portal everytime now, trying to become a Corporal (I'm close!). But I won't come as much as I did because of school.

I'm missing out on the late nite submissions cause of lack of internet in where I'm living now, so I've only got only a few hours to B/P and they seem to have like at max 10 submissions at a time, it's really annoying.

And I don't know how Stero's gonna be doing the updates cause he's off school soon, and so am I so the updates may become regular again, I'll give him a PM and see what's up


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 14:57:14


This is stolen

from here!!!

Pretty damn obvious too


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 16:00:08


At 11/27/07 02:57 PM, Shanus wrote: This is stolen

from here!!!

Pretty damn obvious too

I'm wondering if this actually is stolen, says it's there first game, and obviously isn't, and the e-mail address is ligit, so I'm confused.

It passed, anyone any ideas??

triple post too :(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-27 17:58:05


Sorry to bring this conversation back into play, but I haven't been here since Sunday.

Also, It's my 3 year anniversary! Yeah for wasting my life!

Actually, I'm not as excited as I was for my 1 year and even my 2 year anniversaries. Maybe it's becoming more and more mundane, like every thousand posts.

At 11/26/07 12:29 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/25/07 09:31 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 11/25/07 05:29 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
Anyway, I'm not of those who try to bang girls who are 6 years younger than me...
I am ;)
oh... and since your 14... than you bang 8 years old girls... right? I have to ask you a question... how do you... you know... introduce your... in that... tiny... thing... ???

First off, that's disgusting. I'm only interested in 9-10 year olds, since I'll be 16 in 2 weeks. And also, you'll be surprised in how well the human body can stretch. Not that I've experimented....

Seriously, pedophiles are disgusting sick fucks that deserve to die. And that's my PSA for today.
I really like better receiving nude pictures from my friends (girls... just so you know)

Oh, since it's my 3 year aniversary, can I get a peek? Please? I mean, it's not like I would tell if it was illegal, nor is it "OMG, a pic of Mary naked!", since I don't know any of them. So pllleeeeaaaasssseeeee!

Oh, and maybe that pic will "distract" me enough to lose some b/p points, if you want more incentive.

At 11/26/07 04:52 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/25/07 04:59 PM, TheThing wrote: Actually, a latex glove and some lube works pretty well. Not that I would know. But you are right; girls have it easier.
Yeah, about that...A bit suspicious for a guy to go ahead and buy latex gloves :P

Not really. I mostly use them clean up my dog shit. But then I throw them out, you sick fucks.

Also (Not even close)

Well, it's better than just good old Jackie, your good old right (or left) hand girl ;). Also, (sadly) no baseline to judge it on.

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.
4 words man: We. Will. Change. Her.

1 word: Surgery

At 11/25/07 09:31 PM, TheThing wrote: I am ;)
I know that type of people, the very definition of assholes, no offense.

None taken. I just hope you know I was kidding.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 11:27:03


At 11/26/07 04:52 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/25/07 03:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, if you want each time something new just go on the internet, I don't have a "porn folder".
And I also can masturbate more than 600 times a year, but its kind of pointless to masturbate 8 times a day... cause there is just nothing coming out... at the end.
Speak for yourself, I'm still fertile...(more said than needed to know)

Wow...I'm not even going there.

Fucking right, there is just nothing guys can use that is similar to the real feeling of a vagina, except for that thing in the movie American Pie... haha priceless !!!
Yeah, but making 2 pies every day, two much work...

HAHAHAHAHA PRICELESS!! And yes, accept no substitutes!

There isnt really a chance for a guy to have sex with a lesbian... due to the fact that she doesn't like guys. Also she's 13 and I believe (sorry I didn't check all your profiles) that you guys are all older than me, except for TheThing, and it still feels kind of weird to me when 20 years old guys try to seduce 13 years old girls.
Statuary or not, what matters is if she is in the age of consent, everything beyond that is details.

Yeah, but when you're twice the age of a 13-year-old, it starts to get awkward. I'd recommend keeping it within a decade either way, guys...

At 11/25/07 04:59 PM, TheThing wrote: Actually, a latex glove and some lube works pretty well. Not that I would know. But you are right; girls have it easier.
Yeah, about that...A bit suspicious for a guy to go ahead and buy latex gloves :P Also (Not even close)

Oh pish posh. You can pull that one off easy (that's what she said...). Just say you're establishing a restaurant...and well, health codes and all...

Actually, she's 12. She's not even out of middle school yet.
MAN, we are still young at HEART!

If we're talking about "at heart," I didn't break grammar school yet...

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.
4 words man: We. Will. Change. Her.

LOL...Just so you guys know, this won't change your changes of getting laid anytime soon...

At 11/26/07 01:45 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: In fact I just can't do this without getting send to jail, cause these girls are not legal, and I wasn't when the pictures were taken... and also I can't backstab my friends by doing that :O

but I love the whole "pics or it didn't happen" concept!
Dude, between us, if the cops searched any of our computers 99.9% of NG would share a prison block. So no one is going to tell anything, and yes, pics or your lying through your teeth (send them through pm if it makes you feel better)...

I've created a veritable labyrinth on my machine. Even if you could find it, try cracking the encryption code...

And that, is a direct order from a superior, you wouldn't want to disappoint me, now would you?

(God I love pulling rank)

Dude, I'm your superior, and I don't like to disappoint you. Trust me, people not wanting to disappoint you has nothing to do with the rank.

*sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 13:36:44


At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote: *sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...

Nice to see you're not dead.

Now finish the Barracks Under Fire Story.

Please?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 15:36:03


At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/26/07 04:52 AM, Phantom wrote:
Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.
4 words man: We. Will. Change. Her.
LOL...Just so you guys know, this won't change your changes of getting laid anytime soon...

Now that is so true. People live and learn, I'm prepared to sit back and let both take place :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 18:09:04


Hey everybody! Yeah i know i have been gone for like forever but i apologize for that, So how is everything going around here? I just got done reading the last page or so and it looks like i missed out on alot of fun topics and such. But hopefully i will be back for good now and be able to take part in some of the activitys that go on around here again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 18:12:52


At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote:
*sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...

At least your back and I won't have to receive all those "please send the pictures" posts anymore, thanks to you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 19:37:59


At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote: *sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...

Actually, you missed my post; right above this one. But it don't matter

So, uh, is the Barracks still Under Fire, or did they retreat?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 19:54:55


At 11/28/07 01:36 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote: *sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...
Nice to see you're not dead.

Now finish the Barracks Under Fire Story.

Please?

LOL...wow...I'm surprised you guys remember that...I still have all my notes and would be able to do it, but is it too much of a space between them?

At 11/28/07 03:36 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote: LOL...Just so you guys know, this won't change your changes of getting laid anytime soon...
Now that is so true. People live and learn, I'm prepared to sit back and let both take place :P

LOL...give it time...you'll have your due...and it will rule.

I've become one of the top 100 reviewers since last I stopped by here. My statwhoring has now reached new heights :)

Very nice. A stat whore you always were...and apparently always will be...

At 11/28/07 06:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote:
*sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...
At least your back and I won't have to receive all those "please send the pictures" posts anymore, thanks to you.

Now if only I knew what the hell you were talking about, I might be able to provide some solace...I can half-guess from what I read, but I'm not in the know.

At 11/28/07 07:37 PM, TheThing wrote: So, uh, is the Barracks still Under Fire, or did they retreat?

Hehe...we're still under fire, and hell if we retreated... I decided to try to post more of my story, as I still have my notes and stuff, like I said. I just need to read through my story and pick up where I left off. I also changed my aura back, as I had it changed for the whole story thing, but I said "fuck it" and just switched it back. Too many people mentioned that it was against me anyway.

I'll see what I can get done tonight. I'd suggest re-reading the story on the forums if you can't remember it. Also, I have a new Linux server on my faster FiOS connection (not on my parents' Optimum Online cable connection...), so I am planning on hosting a Counter-Strike Source server for those that play. I highly recommend it.

So, stay tuned...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 20:33:28


At 11/28/07 07:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/28/07 06:12 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: At least your back and I won't have to receive all those "please send the pictures" posts anymore, thanks to you.
Now if only I knew what the hell you were talking about, I might be able to provide some solace...I can half-guess from what I read, but I'm not in the know.

I can tell you, and hope for something to get done about it. :)

Heaven said that he received some pictures of his friends naked a couple years ago. The friends are girls, but not girlfriends. He still has them, but he won't post them (for obvious reasons). But he won't send them over a secure line, such as email.

So, what are you going to do about it? Tell him to send the pics, or allow him to keep his treasures to himself?

At 11/28/07 07:37 PM, TheThing wrote: So, uh, is the Barracks still Under Fire, or did they retreat?
Hehe...we're still under fire, and hell if we retreated
So, stay tuned...

Cool. You don't have to do it tonight; but a new chapter soon would be nice.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-28 21:41:26


At 11/28/07 08:33 PM, TheThing wrote: I can tell you, and hope for something to get done about it. :)

Heaven said that he received some pictures of his friends naked a couple years ago. The friends are girls, but not girlfriends. He still has them, but he won't post them (for obvious reasons). But he won't send them over a secure line, such as email.

So, what are you going to do about it? Tell him to send the pics, or allow him to keep his treasures to himself?

Well, what can I say? I can't really make him do anything...it's his shit, not the Barracks'. I mean, if he wants to send them but is scared about it getting stolen, I can suggest some encryption methods. But let's not just assume that because it's over e-mail, it's safe. Let me tell you for a fact that is the farthest from the truth.

Either way, I really have to say that it's his business and his choice. If you DO want to know about encrypting e-mail and attachments, just contact me and I'll be glad to help, lol.

Cool. You don't have to do it tonight; but a new chapter soon would be nice.

I'm going to shoot for as soon as possible. I'm on vacation this week, so NO work to get in the way. I don't want to make promises, but certainly want to try.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 01:56:50


Hey, guys.

I need to know if anyone can deposit for m for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Also, it could possibly be for an entire month or less.

I'm going to China and the travel takes quite some time, plus that communist country likes to block certain sites so once I get there i may not even get to come on NG at all (which would KILL me!).

Anyway, if one of you could do it, that would be very awesome.

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At 11/29/07 01:56 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, guys.

I need to know if anyone can deposit for m for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

I can do that if you want. Just PM me the details.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 05:56:40


At 11/28/07 11:27 AM, EagleRock wrote: Dude, I'm your superior, and I don't like to disappoint you. Trust me, people not wanting to disappoint you has nothing to do with the rank.

*sigh* When I come back, I always getting dumped in at the tail end of an interesting conversation...

Dammit, now you're back, I was hoping to start a revolution and overpower you once and for all...
(Shouldn't have said that.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 08:51:08


At 11/29/07 01:59 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 11/29/07 01:56 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, guys.

I need to know if anyone can deposit for m for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
I can do that if you want. Just PM me the details.

Dude, you kick ass.

I'll make a pretty little PM just for you!

At 11/29/07 05:56 AM, Phantom wrote: Dammit, now you're back, I was hoping to start a revolution and overpower you once and for all...
(Shouldn't have said that.)

Well, you're never going to with that attitude, mister!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 09:04:35


At 11/28/07 07:54 PM, EagleRock wrote: LOL...give it time...you'll have your due...and it will rule.

The choice is usually a simple one - get what you can, when you can :P

Very nice. A stat whore you always were...and apparently always will be...

Well, I do have no intention of stopping my quest for stat-based goodness now :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 11:57:30


Hey everybody! Is it just me or is the portal alittle slow this morning? Cause i have been reading Slash's story all morning and then i come to the portal hoping it would be active and there is like only 5 or 6 UJ flashes. That just seems alittle low for it being this close to christmas or at least this close to December.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 12:09:32


Corporal Sir-Nuts reporting in (again):

First of all, It's good to see EagleRock back to the Barracks, welcome!

Does anyone have any notice of aldlv? I know he's been banned for a while, but I PM'd him a couple of times and he hasn't aswered any of them. Does anyone know what happened to him?

Oh, and I just became a Corporal, as I wanted. But I thought this would be harder, but the Flash Portal has been pretty busy the past few weeks. Here's the exact moment that it happened:

Now I have a handsome 7.11 total VP.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 12:31:19


Hey everybody! Is it just me or is the portal alittle slow this morning? Cause i have been reading Slash's story all morning and then i come to the portal hoping it would be active and there is like only 5 or 6 UJ flashes. That just seems alittle low for it being this close to christmas or at least this close to December.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 12:51:42


At 11/29/07 11:57 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: At 11/29/07 12:31 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey everybody! Is it just me or is the portal alittle slow this morning? Cause i have been reading Slash's story all morning and then i come to the portal hoping it would be active and there is like only 5 or 6 UJ flashes. That just seems alittle low for it being this close to christmas or at least this close to December.

Wow, that's an impressive double post :P

on a more serious note, the portal has been a little on the slow side, but nothing too problematic - I'm around 20 points for the day, and i'm in a quite tense mood when on the computers at work, in case I get caught using NG, even during break periods.

I'm happy in my job at present and i don't think it would be beneficial to lose that privelage :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 12:55:23


At 11/29/07 12:51 PM, C0GMA wrote: Wow, that's an impressive double post :P

And i should really check to see which account I have logged in before posting :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 13:11:29


At 11/29/07 12:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Corporal Sir-Nuts reporting in (again):

First of all, It's good to see EagleRock back to the Barracks, welcome!

sure is.

Does anyone have any notice of aldlv? I know he's been banned for a while, but I PM'd him a couple of times and he hasn't aswered any of them. Does anyone know what happened to him?

I haven't noticed him since i started actively posting again which was around a week ago.

Oh, and I just became a Corporal, as I wanted. But I thought this would be harder, but the Flash Portal has been pretty busy the past few weeks. Here's the exact moment that it happened:

congrats on that!

Now I have a handsome 7.11 total VP.

My VP is still under 7. I really shouldn't have missed so many deposits. I would be level 28 with over 8000 exp if i didn't spend huge spells away form NG.

At 11/29/07 12:31 PM,I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

Hey everybody! Is it just me or is the portal alittle slow this morning?

Yeah it seems kinda slow. I had today and tommorow off school so i was hoping to rack up some big numbers but that hasn't been the case so far today and i've got work in a few hours so i'll miss a good chunk of points then. I might just stay up late after work and go for a late night B/P session.

At 11/29/07 12:51 PM, C0GMA wrote: and i'm in a quite tense mood when on the computers at work, in case I get caught using NG, even during break periods.
I'm happy in my job at present and i don't think it would be beneficial to lose that privelage :P

My impression is that you go on NG from work everyday. Have you never been caught on the site before in work?

At 11/29/07 12:55 PM, Coop83 wrote: And i should really check to see which account I have logged in before posting :P

haha.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 13:17:55


Yeah well since my desktop is kinda mental right now i cant go in to the portal cause it lags really bad. Thank god i have a laptop that is alot faster but it is in the back room of my house where it is really cold and i dont fell like freezing right now. So i am stuck with the slow desktop for now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 13:27:32


At 11/29/07 01:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah well since my desktop is kinda mental right now i cant go in to the portal cause it lags really bad. Thank god i have a laptop that is alot faster but it is in the back room of my house where it is really cold and i dont fell like freezing right now. So i am stuck with the slow desktop for now.

Okay so, a laptop, they are kind of portable right? so could you not just move it into a warmer room? or would that cause problems with getting on the net or something?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-29 23:06:19


At 11/29/07 01:27 PM, Solidone wrote: Okay so, a laptop, they are kind of portable right? so could you not just move it into a warmer room? or would that cause problems with getting on the net or something?

Well considering i have only dialup and the only other port i can use is in the cold room. But maybe hopefuly soon i can get me a damn wireless broadband card so i can get online whenever and where ever. But i think it sucks to have dial up on a laptop cause it kind of defeats the purpose unless you have like wifi or something like that somewhere.


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