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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-12 22:48:53


At 7/12/07 10:45 PM, Shanus wrote:

But you've just gotta lose your will to do anything else, also Portal Guard helps alot :D

What the hell is portal guard? Or do mean guarding the portal helps a lot?


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-12 22:54:19


At 7/12/07 10:48 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: What the hell is portal guard? Or do mean guarding the portal helps a lot?

It's a program made by Casualty that tells you when something's been submitted to the portal.
It can be found here. It can be weird to get use to, but is very good if you're doing something else on your computer, you can still B/P.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-12 23:00:41


Hey this works out great, an awesome tool, Thank You for the link Shanus!


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 00:30:06


At 7/12/07 11:00 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Hey this works out great, an awesome tool, Thank You for the link Shanus!

I guess I'll download it, two.

But is there a way to shut it down if you don't want to see it?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 00:38:27


At 7/13/07 12:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

I guess I'll download it, two.
Sounds good
But is there a way to shut it down if you don't want to see it?

Well if you want to shut down the program, just click out of it(close the running document)....If you don't want to see it on your screen just minimize it I guess : - )


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 06:24:45


At 7/12/07 12:40 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Could you please tell me who are the leaders, so I will know who I can refer to if I have a problem or if I have to ask something important?

Well, like Sentio said, the leaders are mainly Phantom and whoever else wants to take responsibility (Sentio is included is this demographic for now :P) Most problems can be solved with a post of "How do I..?" and someone can answer that. If it's a little more sensitive, feel free to drop a PM and we can always go from there.

At 7/12/07 10:35 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I have been active today and only got 22... I know I will still get some more points but still... 70 ?!?!?

It's just a case of making your online time as efficient as possible - I can get 50-70 a day when push comes to shove, but mostly it's around 30


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 08:28:57


Sorry I've been gone so long. I'm getting nowhere with my attempts to move on my own. Too many people harassing me about everything possible. And not about me moving on my own. People picking with me to try and get me to fight them, but I always refuse because I can't find it in me to hurt anyone by any means, even if I'm only defending myself. Now they never stop because they think I'm a wimp because I won't fight back. They think I can't because I won't.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 19:36:04


Well... no movement here in the EGB, but at least there's some action in the portal to keep me busy. Getting an alright amount of B/P today for once in my life.

So... let's liven up a few things. Go see Tom's new Flash Luis Day Song if you haven't already. Just be prepared for a tone-def Tom... singing.

Also, as you've all been waiting for....

The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

You have been polled. Again.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 19:42:43


At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote: The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

Favorite movie: Bunnykill Volume 3, Part 2. Giant cyborgs and machine guns and lightsabers and shit. Awesome stuff.

Favorite game: Bunker. A defend-your-turret game that kicks ass (although, sadly, it's too intensive to play on my shitty overheating computer). But I recommend all of you play it, since most of you have machines that run below 80 degrees C. :-(


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 20:38:52


At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote:
So... let's liven up a few things. Go see Tom's new Flash Luis Day Song if you haven't already. Just be prepared for a tone-def Tom... singing.

I watched it, and saw your review as well- very silly movie, but just what I would expect from Tom :)

The RSQ EGB POLL!

Hurrah!

Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

My favourite flash has always been There She Is! and was one of the first movies I saw on the site. A combination of humour, great graphics, perfect music, and just total cuteness is as good as it can get for me (except for the sequel maybe!). But then I'm willing to bet everyone here has already seen it and knows all that, after all it has been near the top of the Top 50 for a very long time now.

Can't wait for the third one, it's been in production for a long time now...

My favourite game is probably Bowmaster Prelude, I wasted an entire week playing that when it first entered the portal, eventually completing it. It's kind of a defense game, but relies heavily on skill and tactics, though there is certainly an element of upgrading and luck involved as well. Certainly recommended to anyone that hasn't tried it, but be warned you may waste a lot of time playing it!

You have been polled. Again.

I sure have!

*salute*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 21:10:59


Hey everybody! Sorry i have been gone for so long but it has been due to being stressed out, overworked and alot of other things. But i am back to normal now and getting the kind of pace i really want to have today. I have managed to get 30 b/p points and am very near my next b/p rank.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-13 23:55:07



Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 00:22:51


At 7/12/07 02:41 PM, RSQViper wrote: I'm jealous. Does that count for anything?

To an extent. But it's good enough.

Haha! Congrats!

Thanks.

bastard....

Hey. :c

At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote: The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

See Slash's post. He answered it a lot more better than I would have.

How was everyone's Friday? Hope it was better than mine, all I did was watch some of those cheesy Friday the 13th movies that were playing on TV. Ugh, the lameness is starting to get to my head.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 01:03:12


At 7/13/07 07:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote: The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.
Favorite movie: Bunnykill Volume 3, Part 2. Giant cyborgs and machine guns and lightsabers and shit. Awesome stuff.

I just checked it out and this was a damn fun movie to watch. I was a bit disappointed we never saw Smoke do whatever he was doing in the back scenes though...

Favorite game: Bunker.

I just played this and it found its way onto my favorite list. This game was a lot of fun.

At 7/13/07 08:38 PM, Sentio wrote: My favourite flash has always been There She Is! and was one of the first movies I saw on the site. A combination of humour, great graphics, perfect music, and just total cuteness is as good as it can get for me (except for the sequel maybe!).

I had to check your profile after reading that.

Gender: Male

Ok, just checking.

=p

My favourite game is probably Bowmaster Prelude, I wasted an entire week playing that when it first entered the portal, eventually completing it.

Oooh.... I love these games. Never played this one.

At 7/13/07 11:55 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lolwow.

Fucking dark, heh. (Baby Smashers)

Yeah it sure as hell is. If found the Easter Egg, too which goes into more depth as to why he made it.

To answer my own question I would have to say Arfen House Teh Movie 6 is my favorite on the site. It just made me laugh so damn much and it's actually animated very well. A close second is NSFW's "The Miracle" which features The King and IT getting busy. Great for a laugh (well, a lot of them).

Favorite game is easily Galactic Gravity Golf . I spent a shit-load of time playing this one and I never get tired of it.
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Also, I just put on a nice, spikey glove which, if I may say so, looks damn sexy on me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 02:15:26


Just got back from shooting again, and I'm glad to say that none of my friends didn't shoot themselves in the foot this time(thank GOD). Also I Have been wondering this question since I joined up with the EGB again: What Happened to EagleRock, how come he doesn't post anymore?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 02:33:21


At 7/14/07 02:15 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Just got back from shooting again, and I'm glad to say that none of my friends didn't shoot themselves in the foot this time(thank GOD). Also I Have been wondering this question since I joined up with the EGB again: What Happened to EagleRock, how come he doesn't post anymore?

Marriage.

He's enjoying something most of us will never get.

Or if we do get it, not often. :-(


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 02:40:37


At 7/14/07 02:33 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 7/14/07 02:15 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: What Happened to EagleRock, how come he doesn't post anymore?
Marriage.

He's enjoying something most of us will never get.

Or if we do get it, not often. :-(

What's that? Being bossed around? I can do without it. =p

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 04:45:31


I see we have some new people, that's great. As for me, my computer was at last fixed and I can be around again, however I still can't have Office 2007 which I'm so used to I can't write without it, so if anyone has a working serial for it, please PM me or something and let me know, it's getting annoying by now.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 18:39:37


Yes! Yes!
I finally got it! 10000 B/P!
I was waiting that for too long!
Now 2 more weeks before I reach next rank.

Anyway, my life is boring, as always...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 21:25:51


I understand that some people don't like them, but this flash should have a higher score than it does, in my opinion.

I'd guess that a lot of people zero'ed simply because of who made it and the title.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-14 21:29:27


At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well... no movement here in the EGB, but at least there's some action in the portal to keep me busy. Getting an alright amount of B/P today for once in my life.

Work keeping me busy still managing 50+ points though :P


So... let's liven up a few things. Go see Tom's new Flash Luis Day Song if you haven't already. Just be prepared for a tone-def Tom... singing.

Haha, it's quite funny, genius infact


Also, as you've all been waiting for....

The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

You have been polled. Again.

Chaos Faction, I remember when it came into the portal and being addicted. Should be in the Top 50 no questions asked. Anyway, I'm way too main stream :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 00:19:32


I made 35 points the other day, I guess thats good, I have not been on the whole day but still !

So what's going on tonight?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 01:07:22


At 7/15/07 12:19 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: So what's going on tonight?

I've went through 10 Perriers, a large bag of goldfish, and i've listened to the same techno song on a loop for approximately 100 times. And I need less than 20 points untill I rank up.

What's going on generally, around here? No fucking clue.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 05:42:00


I'm back from a funeral and a 3 day ban, in the meantime though I'm been going insane with b/ping so I can't wait for the next update to come about! :)

Back to posting and then the portal! XD

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 11:50:41


Hey why did you get banned Lotus???? Well a few new people around here and a big welcome to those select few. And i have managed to get at least 20 points a day lately which is good. but i should start to get more cause i am starting a new job soon that is much slower paced and i will be getting off an hour earlier then i am now at my current job. So how has everybody been doing lately?


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 12:36:17


At 7/15/07 05:42 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I'm back from a funeral and a 3 day ban, in the meantime though I'm been going insane with b/ping so I can't wait for the next update to come about! :)

Wo... 2 things who are kinda cheap, no?

At 7/15/07 11:50 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey why did you get banned Lotus???? Well a few new people around here and a big welcome to those select few. And i have managed to get at least 20 points a day lately which is good. but i should start to get more cause i am starting a new job soon that is much slower paced and i will be getting off an hour earlier then i am now at my current job. So how has everybody been doing lately?

If you want to know, my life is kinda boring as always, I'm posting in forums, I got over 100 B/P yesterday, my brother started a job a while ago, and other things like that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 13:47:44


At 7/14/07 09:25 PM, LinaKimura wrote: I understand that some people don't like them, but this flash should have a higher score than it does, in my opinion.

I'd guess that a lot of people zero'ed simply because of who made it and the title.

Although it is a decent Flash at best, I don't feel any of those fuckers that make those Flashes ever deserve a score better than a 3.0, ever for anything. They make Newgrounds a less respectable site with the way they treat this place as their personal urinal and their total disrespect for the portal system.

If they used their Flash ability to better this place ALL THE TIME, then they would be a welcome site, but instead they are fuck 'tards looking to expand their e-go through malicious content.

Fuck them.

Other news:

I enjoyed all the RSQ Poll answers so far. Saw some cool things I hadn't seen yet, some I already have, but they're still cool.

Also, I am not a LVL 12 with my spiky glove of DOOM!!! (echo doom a few times for effect)

Been B/Ping pretty damn well for myself the last couple days. #879 B/P Rank now. Not getting many Blam points as too much total crap is making it thru the portal. Oh, well. I'll vote 0 on the shit even if others are too weak or stupid to do so.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 15:02:16


I just got my next rank, Elite Huard Sergeant Major. Next stop, the golden ranks!

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 16:15:08


At 7/15/07 03:02 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I just got my next rank, Elite Huard Sergeant Major. Next stop, the golden ranks!

Congrats KungFuCow on your new rank!

In other news, The Portal was very busy yesterday, in my opinion, at one time there were over 20 flashes under judgement at once, so I had quite a good day when it came to B/P points. Also I have noticed that at night the portal gets some what slow after hours, which isn't exactly bad, but that's usually the only time I have to continiously guard the portal. Any one else notice this?


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-15 18:04:48


At 7/15/07 03:02 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
I just got my next rank, Elite Guard Sergeant Major. Next stop, the golden ranks!

Hey, congrats to you. I'll be there some day...

At 7/15/07 04:15 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: In other news, The Portal was very busy yesterday, in my opinion, at one time there were over 20 flashes under judgement at once, so I had quite a good day when it came to B/P points. Also I have noticed that at night the portal gets some what slow after hours, which isn't exactly bad, but that's usually the only time I have to continiously guard the portal. Any one else notice this?

Yeah, yesterday there were at least 20 flashes UJ at times. Sometimes more.

Also, I notice at night the portal slows down as well and it's very common since most of NG territory is after midnight so less people are awake and submitting. Also less are voting.