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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 12:28:07


At 5/9/07 12:17 PM, Snerd wrote: I changed my mind. I figured since you were supporting my contest, I should support your contest. Only fair that way. The reviews will make my account a little bit better.

Good, I'm glad you are going to take part- the more the merrier :D. You just got a positive mark from me as well, as I quite liked your review. Much better than all my ramblings!

And I love the review response I got- 'shut the fuck up'. A truly witty response to my long list of things he should improve!

Those three negative points are bugging me though- I'm sure it was just some of his friends/alts whistling it, but having seen the review that Slash had deleted the other day it makes me nervous that this one could be deleted as well, even though it blatantly shouldn't be. Fingers crossed the review mods have more sense than that!

I hope your story challenge takes off as well- most of my writing is done for the Mafia, but I'm sure I could write a story about the Barracks at some point, assuming I ever find time to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 14:14:54


I think you should be able to flag the author's responses separately. I'm going for a gold whistle now. Hopefully, they'll fix the whole review/response thing in the update. That way, people could get whistle points faster, there'd be more review mods, and reviews/responses could get taken off faster. It would help deter these bad responses. Oh, and I at least got a response out of this prick. He said: "You're making quite the deal out of a movie on Newgrounds aren't you?" Well... if it were a movie, I might... but a picture of a girl shitting really isn't a movie. Looping together some still shots of her shitting would be. Seeing the turd being sucked back up inside her ass would be a movie. That'd be funny, too. I'd five that. Oh well... These assholes get to make stuff and I have quality ideas with actual plots and character development and I can't get anything made... Yeah, kids... There's a god... Shit...

I'm slowly moving up the EGB ladder. The next person I have to beat has 2704, and I think by the weekend, I should have that and then some.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 14:37:30


At 5/9/07 12:28 PM, Sentio wrote: Those three negative points are bugging me though- I'm sure it was just some of his friends/alts whistling it,

I went to the portal, clicked the totw link at the side and wrote a real good, constructive review, for the wrong flash. I didnt click your link so i reviewed the wrong thing. I guess i'll have another go later on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 15:28:36


At 5/9/07 01:22 AM, Sentio wrote:

:: FIRST REVIEW CHALLENGE!

After much debate i have decided to join up in the challenge. And i have wrote my own review which is a pretty good one i think. It's probably the most in-depth review i have ever wrote.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 16:17:31


At 5/9/07 03:28 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:
At 5/9/07 01:22 AM, Sentio wrote:
FIRST REVIEW CHALLENGE!
After much debate i have decided to join up in the challenge. And i have wrote my own review which is a pretty good one i think. It's probably the most in-depth review i have ever wrote.

I don't care what you wrote; this review is the longest I have ever done. It's so long, I had to save it in a word document and finish it later. It's so long, my dick looks like the size of yours on a good day compared to it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 16:41:05


At 5/9/07 04:03 AM, Sterockicy wrote: I get a PM saying that im a QUOTE: 'fucking leach!' Then I check his profile and find that he has:
A: Made a very abusive profile message about me
B: Made this post about me.
I have done nothing wrong in this situation and this Kikilo (Probably still with a single figure age) is trying to ruin my life and accusing me of all this crap.
I am really upset and angry right now, Please discuss this with me because I need some serious help!

-Ok, now this is what I call a little bitch. You helped him out on getting his Diety Whistle and this is what he does to you in return? I believe you that he gave zero's to all of the audio reviews. How dare him disrespect Audios from the Audio Portal! >:(
-Anyways, I believe he has no proof of you going into his profile and writing reviews like that. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 18:16:25


Thanks for all your support. Go here! I dont want to post in the forums due to private issues.

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Elite_Guard_Barrac ks/index.php?showtopic=26

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-09 23:43:43


At 5/9/07 06:16 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Thanks for all your support. Go here! I dont want to post in the forums due to private issues.
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Elite_Guard_Barrac ks/index.php?showtopic=26

I believe it is only someone looking to cause a dispute. While I don't know all that has happened he seems like someone who would set things up to act as if he was wronged by someone due to his dislike for them. I would personally not even worry about the guy, he can say what he wants but IPs can be traced and if you did nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about!

*Salutes*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 08:24:35


At 5/9/07 06:16 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Thanks for all your support. Go here! I dont want to post in the forums due to private issues.

The last thing I will say on the matter is that as Wade Fulp's clone, I am sure that he will not do anything malicious to you. If anything, he will block this guys ISP from hosting an NG account.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 09:57:37


At 5/8/07 02:18 PM, Snerd wrote: EGB Literature Contest.

I think it's a nice idea overall, especially since I'm somewhat of an author with a bit of help. I posted there my well known story "Paschendale". I hope you EGB forum users will like it. Other than that, my life is completely not worth mentioning.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 11:11:37


New comic today, guys-n-gals. I'm continuing the theme of the best of the worst. On Saturday, I'm planning to kick off a big event in my comics. DON'T YOU MISS IT!

I also plan on entering the literature contest this weekend. I have all sorts of stories I could submit. I think I'm going to stick with my old standard tale, "Dave the Angel." If you were part of the Late Night Lounge a few years ago or the AAHC, you'll know the story. It's won many awards on this here interweb and has received literally thousands of views. It's a 20 part series.

All of this starts on Saturday. Saturday is going to be a big day for the EGB. Heavy flash traffic due to the weekend, comics, stories... It's going to be great. All of this is only on the EGB Forums . Not a member yet? Then join up, ya lazy ass! Just let someone here know so they can validate you.

The portal has been fucking up lately. It's usually around 10:30. I try to vote on flash and I keep getting "Error-- Stop trying to cheat the system". I'm not. I've sat through the entire thing, whether it's good or bad and then I vote on it, but this fucking thing keeps messing up. Also, NG has been kicking off at night, too. It's odd. The two problems are probably related. They need to fix that shit. I just quit trying to vote last night. I missed out on at least 15 b/p. That shit pisses me off, man. I need as many points as I can get.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 13:34:56


At 5/10/07 11:11 AM, Snerd wrote: New comic today, guys-n-gals. I'm continuing the theme of the best of the worst. On Saturday, I'm planning to kick off a big event in my comics. DON'T YOU MISS IT!

Looking forward to reading it! :)

The portal has been fucking up lately.

I don't know what to tell you, I haven't had that problem before.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 13:46:36


What exactly does the NGDD do? I saw that I met their requirements, but I don't know exactly what they do. Are they essentially the same as this place?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 13:49:13


At 5/9/07 02:37 PM, Solidone wrote:
At 5/9/07 12:28 PM, Sentio wrote: Those three negative points are bugging me though- I'm sure it was just some of his friends/alts whistling it,
I went to the portal, clicked the totw link at the side and wrote a real good, constructive review, for the wrong flash. I didnt click your link so i reviewed the wrong thing. I guess i'll have another go later on.

Ha, I saw you reviewed the under dog instead? Give it another go anyway- reviews are getting deleted extremely fast from the submission, so be careful- mine has now collected 5 negative points, which is annoying. Hopefully a review mod will clear them at some point (or delete it... :S)

At 5/9/07 03:28 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:
At 5/9/07 01:22 AM, Sentio wrote:
FIRST REVIEW CHALLENGE!
After much debate i have decided to join up in the challenge. And i have wrote my own review which is a pretty good one i think. It's probably the most in-depth review i have ever wrote.

I saw your review and positive marked it. It pretty much covered everything, and I couldn't see any way it could be regarded as abusive (though it has collected two negative marks as well now).

Three people taking part so far- myself, Snerd and ILC. If you aren't one of those names then GO AND REVIEW IT! :D

At 5/10/07 11:11 AM, Snerd wrote:
The portal has been fucking up lately. It's usually around 10:30. I try to vote on flash and I keep getting "Error-- Stop trying to cheat the system". I'm not. I've sat through the entire thing, whether it's good or bad and then I vote on it, but this fucking thing keeps messing up. Also, NG has been kicking off at night, too. It's odd. The two problems are probably related. They need to fix that shit. I just quit trying to vote last night. I missed out on at least 15 b/p. That shit pisses me off, man. I need as many points as I can get.

I've had the same problem the last couple of nights. I get that message pretty much every time I vote after 12 NG time, and it is getting really annoying. The only solution is to wait 20 seconds and try and vote again, but that is incredibly frustrating and time consuming. It is a fault in the system rather than a fault in the voter though- it used to come up when you voted too fast a few years ago, but there is no way that could be true this time around. It can be the only submission I've voted on in over 20 minutes and I still get the message.

And when you say 'kicking off' do you mean you can't connect to NG? I'm having problems with that as well, where my connection times out and I have to restart my browser. That happens once every 30 minutes or so. Plus two nights ago I had about 10 minutes of downtime when I couldn't connect to NG at all. As there was no thread in general I can only assume that nobody else experienced that.

Hopefully it will all be fixed soon :S

*salutes*

Oh, and 32000 B/P points as of a few minutes ago. Plus I am close to 40000 total points, which is pretty awesome!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 13:49:47


At 5/10/07 01:46 PM, Snerd wrote: What exactly does the NGDD do? I saw that I met their requirements, but I don't know exactly what they do. Are they essentially the same as this place?

More or less yea. But then again theres competitions there and things are a little more slack, somewhat like a lounge.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 13:55:17


At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, Sentio wrote: Oh, and 32000 B/P points as of a few minutes ago. Plus I am close to 40000 total points, which is pretty awesome!

Seems like you're going at a pretty fast pace. I gotta pick up my pace so that I don't get passed by anyone. Soon, I hope to see Slash take another break in the near future. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 14:49:25


At 5/10/07 11:11 AM, Snerd wrote: The portal has been fucking up lately. It's usually around 10:30. I try to vote on flash and I keep getting "Error-- Stop trying to cheat the system

Yeah i know how annoying that can get. But i only get the "You have already voted on this today" thing. And that alone is very annoying. But i have gotten that message a few times but not for a really long time. But hey at least i can gain alittle ground on a few people cause i am really needing to climb the ranks alot faster then i am currently.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 17:47:34


At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 5/10/07 01:46 PM, Snerd wrote: What exactly does the NGDD do? I saw that I met their requirements, but I don't know exactly what they do. Are they essentially the same as this place?
More or less yea. But then again theres competitions there and things are a little more slack, somewhat like a lounge.

Bullshit! Their more like a real military base. This barracks is more like a lounge than the NGDD. More structured, better posts, more/better everything here. Except the forums; they suck hard

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 18:03:15


At 5/10/07 05:47 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: More or less yea. But then again theres competitions there and things are a little more slack, somewhat like a lounge.
Bullshit! Their more like a real military base. This barracks is more like a lounge than the NGDD. More structured, better posts, more/better everything here. Except the forums; they suck hard

Well, I find it to be a comfortable place, same as here. I didn't mean lounge in the sense of talk about whatever you wish. I meant it in the sense of people don't salute there and theres more conversations about different things. I haven't been to their forums there though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 21:10:07


At 5/6/07 03:42 PM, X-Naut wrote:
Hey, while you're up, would you mind grabbing me a can of Mountain Dew?

Sorry, we're all out. :( We do have beer though, since Sentio just bought a twelve-pack not too long ago. :)

At 5/7/07 05:40 PM, Shanus wrote:
So I just made 8000 B/P points and attained Elite Guard Praporshchik.

Congratulations. Keep up the great work, Shanus. :D

At 5/7/07 09:55 PM, Sentio wrote:
On my own little achievements front, I made 15000 saves yesterday, and I also passed our very own leader EagleRock this afternoon. Next up is 20k blams (or level 14 if I get that first, which I probably will)

Congratulations, Sentio Sir. :D Although it is a bit sad to see you pass Sir EagleRock. :(

At 5/9/07 12:31 AM, X-Naut wrote:
Also, Super Paper Mario = Fun game. :D

I wholeheartedly agree. :3

At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, Sentio wrote:
Oh, and 32000 B/P points as of a few minutes ago. Plus I am close to 40000 total points, which is pretty awesome!

Yet again, Congratulations. :D At this rate, you'll be in the Top 50 in no time. :)

At 5/10/07 05:47 PM, TheThing wrote:
Except the forums; they suck hard

Although I do not agree, because Slash did a pretty good job overall, you're entitled to say your opinion.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 22:11:40


Hey everybody how's it going? Well for me it has been a pretty good day overall. My forum isshwoing signs of live and a few other things happened today as well. But anyway...How is everybody doing b/p or otherwise? Cause i saw the portal quite active so anybody that needs b/p points can jump at that chance. Me i just came from there so i am all good. And i got my forums completely updated and upgraded so i am happy with that as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 22:15:51


Could you guys downvote my flash that passed? I have 6 days to make Turd Of The Week. And as in downvote, I mean vote 0. MANY TIMES.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377880


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-10 22:29:05


At 5/10/07 10:15 PM, Nerijus wrote:
Could you guys downvote my flash that passed? I have 6 days to make Turd Of The Week. And as in downvote, I mean vote 0. MANY TIMES.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377880

We do not, and I mean we do not mass vote in here. It surprises me you would ask such a thing, being a long-time member in here and such. Have you forgotten what we stand in? Please refrain from posting these type of comments or requests in here in the future, because it's a serious issue here in Newgrounds to mass vote submissions and especially cheat the system by repeatedly voting "0's" on a specific submission to get the Turd of the Week award. It's truly a shame to see you request such a thing.

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At 5/10/07 10:29 PM, PenguinLink wrote: We do not, and I mean we do not mass vote in here. It surprises me you would ask such a thing, being a long-time member in here and such. Have you forgotten what we stand in? Please refrain from posting these type of comments or requests in here in the future, because it's a serious issue here in Newgrounds to mass vote submissions and especially cheat the system by repeatedly voting "0's" on a specific submission to get the Turd of the Week award. It's truly a shame to see you request such a thing.

Oh. I thought we only refrained from mass-voting on UJ submissions. I totally didn't see that this is considered cheating the system. Thanks for showing me that :(
Please forgive me. I've disgraced myself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-11 00:17:57


At 5/9/07 08:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: If that happened to me, I'd demand in a loud voice that the parents dealt with the children, as they are ruining the movie for me. I can be highly obnoxious when the need calls for it.

I probably would have done that, but knowing my luck, the movie workers would probably kick me out, because other people would consider me more of a disturbance than the children.

At 5/10/07 08:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: as Wade Fulp's clone.

I always thought you were like Wade from a different dimension, like Bizarro Wade.

At 5/10/07 11:11 AM, Snerd wrote: New comic today, guys-n-gals. I'm continuing the theme of the best of the worst. On Saturday, I'm planning to kick off a big event in my comics. DON'T YOU MISS IT!

Sounds interesting.

At 5/10/07 09:10 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Sorry, we're all out. :( We do have beer though, since Sentio just bought a twelve-pack not too long ago. :)

Underage, yo. :(

I wholeheartedly agree. :3

Indeed.

At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, Sentio wrote: Oh, and 32000 B/P points as of a few minutes ago. Plus I am close to 40000 total points, which is pretty awesome!

Grats on that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-11 04:54:23


At 5/10/07 01:49 PM, Sentio wrote: Oh, and 32000 B/P points as of a few minutes ago. Plus I am close to 40000 total points, which is pretty awesome!

Shit, you're catching me for total points. I'm definately falling further behind you for B/P, not that that matters.

At 5/10/07 11:11 AM, Snerd wrote: The portal has been fucking up lately. It's usually around 10:30. I try to vote on flash and I keep getting "Error-- Stop trying to cheat the system".

Just go back, reload the movie and vote again and again until the system accepts your vote. It's what I do. Alternatively, go and vote on other flash first, then come back to the error one.

At 5/11/07 12:17 AM, X-Naut wrote:
At 5/9/07 08:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: If that happened to me, I'd demand in a loud voice that the parents dealt with the children, as they are ruining the movie for me. I can be highly obnoxious when the need calls for it.
I probably would have done that, but knowing my luck, the movie workers would probably kick me out, because other people would consider me more of a disturbance than the children.

Trust me, I can be persuasive in this matter. When I arrived at the cinema with my girlfriend, there were a lot of chattign kids, but as soon as the lights went down, they (mostly) STFU. Expecting kids to sit still and be quiet for the entire movie is asking a little much, but they almost did it.

At 5/10/07 08:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: as Wade Fulp's clone.
I always thought you were like Wade from a different dimension, like Bizarro Wade.

No, we both exist in the same dimension... unless Wade is from a different dimension or my parents are lying to me about where I was born...

Coop's Spidey 3 Verdict
Overall, it's a good film. I don't think the fights were too short, as they compensated for that with the fact there were more of them. You've got to accept that this film was really to do with the characters more so than the action (buildup to Spidey 4?)

I was really pissed off that I didn't spot Bruce Campbell until I was driving home. I smacked the steering wheel and swore quite a lot, much to my girlfriend's displeasure. His parts are getting bigger, the same as Stan Lee's. I think he's enjoying the limelight as well.

I know he's in all 3 Spiderman movies and X-Men 2, but does Stan Lee appear in all Marvel films? If anyone can confirm this, I'd be very happy.

Yes Venom was cool, so was the scene in the bell-tower, but Edward Brock Jr was a complete tit. I feel really sorry for Harry, as EmoSpidey gets the better of him and of course I feel very sorry for MJ *comforting hug, followed by slap from girlfriend* Sandman was a much better bad-guy than Venom, because we see his character built up (so to speak) a lot more than Venom

Go and see it, this is the first positive review I've seen, but from a fan's perspective, I enjoyed it and will be getting it on DVD for my girlfriend's Xmas present.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-11 11:55:19


At 5/11/07 04:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's Spidey 3 Verdict
Overall, it's a good film.

good. I shall be watching it tomorrow night. I've heard the first twon were better from some people but i still have ti see it.

Yes Venom was cool, so was the scene in the bell-tower,

venom better be cool. or there will be trouble.

Reached EG Corporal last night, its another step in my quest i suppose.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-11 12:48:33


At 5/11/07 04:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's Spidey 3 Verdict

Sounds good, I think I will attempt to go and see it this weekend or sometime soon.

I've been doing good with getting some points recently, racked up almost 100 yesterday alone which is pretty good considering I wasn't on for most of the day! Hows everyone else been doing in the portal?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-11 13:34:09


Venom was fucking stupid in this movie. This is coming from a big Venom fan. He still had Topher Grace's voice. Okay... He gets to be the size of a goddamn baseball player, that's how hopped up on steroids he looks, but his voice sounds like his nuts haven't dropped yet. The movie had that weak-ass plot about "I'm-a get yo' girl, Pete!" That made no sense. When they finally got around to the action scenes, they didn't make any sense, either. "AW SHIT! YOU BROKE MY CAMERA?!? I'M-A BREAK YO' ASS!" My sprite comics have better story development than that... that should let you know just how shitty this movie's plot is. Silly Briton... Reviewing movies is for Americans. How do you think we keep our apathy up?

So I might see Amanda tonight. I'm not sure exactly what the plan is. I might see her tomorrow night instead. I have to leave in a little bit. My friend is surprising his girlfriend with a kitten. He decided to name it Fugg. Fugg is probably one of the best names for a cat. In my book, it's right next to "Cervix". That's what I plan to call a cat if I ever get one. Meh... I'd much rather have a German Shepherd, anyway. Name him Keith Olbermann the Dog. I'll post tonight's comic shortly. Check it out on the EGB Forums.

Oh! I almost forgot! I just moved up another rank in the EGB. I passed someone that had 2704. I should have somewhere near 2730 soon. I hope to get up to at least 2750 by tonight.

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Where do i find the rank list at? Cause i for one would like to see where i rank at and who i have to pass and where i stand in the barracks. But anyway today would not be one of the days to mess with me...Cause i am not in one of the best moods cause of something that happened to me today at school. But i would rather not talk about it here cause it has no business being here in the first place. But i might be around here a while cause i am off work yet again today. But anyway how is everybody doing today?


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