Hello, Private! You meet the credentials, so just wait for Phantom or PenguinLink to get around and officially welcome ya into the group.

And we'll get that whistle of yours shining in no time, too. ^_^

At 4/15/07 07:16 PM, Snerd wrote: I realize that what I've said is tantamount to heresy here, but I wanted to express my stance as honestly as possible.

But being stat whores are a terrible thing. If everyone voted fairly, I don't care how many level 30 Elite Guard Supreme Commanders vote on the flash, there will be enough people who vote honestly to blam the flash.

Some times though, there are some good flashes by those crews, and the real spam comes from the noobs who say their part of Group X, when their not and just want to get a flash passed and/or make the group look bad.

At 4/15/07 08:48 PM, TheThing wrote: Some times though, there are some good flashes by those crews, and the real spam comes from the noobs who say their part of Group X, when their not and just want to get a flash passed and/or make the group look bad.

Indeed. That was a major problem with the Barney Bunch...as time went on, the leadership of the group was trying to stick to funny, unusual-humor flash...however, many new members, and mere wannabe morons, kept making the rule-breaking flashes (the pop-up and crashing kind) that gave the BB such a fearsome reputation.

I finally hit EliteGuardPrivate today and I'm ready and willing to clean the carebears, teletubbies, sesame street puppets and any other nuicances out of my bunk.

anyone want elmo soup?

Where is PenguinLink? I finished cleaning...finally...

Blams: 1594 (+24 since last log)
Saves: 2955 (+46 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4549
Total B/P points acquired today: 70
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (451 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.682
B/P Rank: #816 (+14 move since last log)
Protect/Blam Ratio: 1.85528756957

Ever since I got about 60 blams from that Barney Bunch spam attack, my protect ratio hasn't gone above 2 yet...I want it to be at least 3...

I have testing this week! >_<

Other then that...the portal was slow today...then it sped up, then slowed down, then sped up again...

Really nice, time for me to leave...see ya!

*Salutes*

At 4/15/07 09:35 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I finally hit EliteGuardPrivate today and I'm ready and willing to clean the carebears, teletubbies, sesame street puppets and any other nuicances out of my bunk.

Massive congratulations! Welcome, official-like, to the Barracks, Private! :-D

Since you've been posting here a good amount already, I'm sure you'll find this to be a welcome place. ^_^

anyone want elmo soup?

La la la la, la la la la, ELMO'S WORLD

At 4/15/07 08:15 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Private Jeffaro reporting in!Requesting permission to enter the barracks Sir's/Mam's.

"You'd best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany Cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."

Does NG have a Gunnery Sergeant rank? I'm goin' for that. A cookie to the person that gets the quote.

At 4/15/07 07:16 PM, Snerd wrote: I realize that what I've said is tantamount to heresy here, but I wanted to express my stance as honestly as possible.

Yeah, I realise that, and I was pointing out the Barracks policy :). I'm sure all of us have been tempted to give submissions undeserving marks on occasion, whether it be to gain some extra points, or to help out a friend get his/her submission to pass, but we need to spread a message of fairness and stop bad submissions from getting through (yes, I have been approached by far too many religious pamphlet pushers :D).

'Keep us clear of temptation, and save us from evil' Mat 6:13

At 4/15/07 08:04 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

Honestly, I think the KK has a weird yet funny sense of humor, hell, the KittyKrew is part of the reason I'm gonna have another go at flash.

Some of their flash is genuinely funny, and as Slash said there is a place for submissions of with poor graphics/animation/audio so long as they are entertaining for other reasons. But a lot of their submissions are nothing more than spam (although I suspect much of that comes from unofficial members rather than the main group).

At 4/15/07 08:32 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 4/15/07 08:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hello, Private! You meet the credentials, so just wait for Phantom or PenguinLink to get around and officially welcome ya into the group.

And we'll get that whistle of yours shining in no time, too. ^_^

Thankyou Commander!*Salutes*

I'm not sure where PenguinLink is- probably writing a long ass post again, in which you will get an official welcome, or be rejected, according to his judgement. As such I'll leave it to him.

BUT

You have some bad posting habits that you will need to shake if you are going to fit in around here. This goes for all the new members - we DO NOT like one line posts, and over the last couple of pages a few of you have been guilty of this. If you don't have anything more to say then wait until you do.

At 4/15/07 09:35 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I finally hit EliteGuardPrivate today and I'm ready and willing to clean the carebears, teletubbies, sesame street puppets and any other nuicances out of my bunk.

anyone want elmo soup?

Welcome :) (although it isn't like you weren't posting here before...)- get that bunk fixed up. Against my better judgement here is that sledgehammer you requested, but be warned that if you damage anything around my bunk there will be hell to pay...

And elmo soup? What did the poor little guy ever do to you?

At 4/15/07 09:47 PM, K-Fox wrote:

Other then that...the portal was slow today...then it sped up, then slowed down, then sped up again...

For a weekend day it has been lousy in the portal- so slow that I may have to put EGSC back to Wednesday :(. Less than 200 to go... (gotta love these countdowns :D)

At 4/15/07 10:20 PM, Snerd wrote:

At 4/15/07 08:15 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Private Jeffaro reporting in!Requesting permission to enter the barracks Sir's/Mam's.

"You'd best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany Cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."

Does NG have a Gunnery Sergeant rank? I'm goin' for that. A cookie to the person that gets the quote.

I'm afraid no such rank exists, although maybe it should! As it is the B/P ranks could do with being updated with the rest of the site in my opinion, as many of the badges are kind of boring/repetitive.

And the quote is from Full Metal Jacket- where's my cookie? :D

*salutes*

I don't know why but when I try to register for NG log it says that the name and profile ID don't match, and I put in the right id, why won't it work? It's a real problem for me.

I made a sort of redesign to your character Slash, I made it in Flash but I had to edit it in paint, the suckiest program on the face of the planet, but then again that's how I made my new profile pic. but anyway here it is.

At 4/15/07 11:08 PM, Sentio wrote: I'm afraid no such rank exists, although maybe it should! As it is the B/P ranks could do with being updated with the rest of the site in my opinion, as many of the badges are kind of boring/repetitive.

I know that discussion has happened a jillion times, but yeah, we could totally go for some new badges. I have no clue what the ranks would be called, since there's really nothing higher than Supreme Commander (you'd probably have to make it like, Samuel L. Jackson rank or something...)...but I think it'd be awesome if the final rank was at 100k B/P (which only a couple people have), with a Vote Power boost of 100%. It'd make sense, as B/P'ing is just as difficult as depositing...it's just a different kind of dedication.

Not to mention that with depositing, hell, you could get up to level 20 and watch the same 5 flash a jillion times...that doesn't really show any special knowledge of the site and its standards. B/P'ers have to be on the front lines, dealing with lots of crappy flash and potentially computer-killing spam...so I'd say we have just as much of a right to a max base VP of 10.00 as a Level 30 user, if we get 100000 B/P, heh.

At 4/15/07 11:26 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I made a sort of redesign to your character Slash, I made it in Flash but I had to edit it in paint, the suckiest program on the face of the planet, but then again that's how I made my new profile pic. but anyway here it is.

Paint indeed sucks, but it's okay, cuz that pic owns! :-D Realistic-looking Slash is a bad motherfucker, hehe.

Speaking of sexy, my ramagi flash will be submitted tomorrow; I'm too tired to work on flash right now...if I try, it'll fail horribly, and I don't want to let the Blam Queen down.

So, I'm hitting the hay. G'night everyone! :salute:

Sorry about forgetting to add those little trianglly like things on your cheeks Slash, I was in a real rush... Oops * shrugs * guess I should take my time...

At 4/15/07 11:33 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Sorry about forgetting to add those little trianglly like things on your cheeks Slash, I was in a real rush... Oops * shrugs * guess I should take my time...

:finishes brushing teeth:

It's okay, sometimes I forget too. Or sometimes I get tired of making them and just leave them out, hehe.

In my flash, ramagi originally had similar markings, but I would have gone insane drawing them on two people for the whole fucking movie, heh...

In any case, Slash's characteristics can vary...his demon-markings can disappear if he's not sufficiently pissed off, and his wings only appear when he needs to fly (or look hardcore).

So yes, it's still a sexfully awesome picture, hehe.

At 4/15/07 11:45 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

finishes brushing teeth:

It's okay, sometimes I forget too. Or sometimes I get tired of making them and just leave them out, hehe.

That means I don't have A.D.D., YEAH BABY, Who's got A.D.D. now counselor bitches! Sorry, I just had to do that.

In my flash, ramagi originally had similar markings, but I would have gone insane drawing them on two people for the whole fucking movie, heh...

Yeah, try converting them to symbols if you'd go crazy drawing 2 sets.

In any case, Slash's characteristics can vary...his demon-markings can disappear if he's not sufficiently pissed off, and his wings only appear when he needs to fly (or look hardcore).

Kinda how I always carry my giant guilltone sword when I'm pissed or really wanna kick some ass, the rest of the time I carry a normal Samurai sword.

I might consider bionics or crowbars on my character, or maybe some insane DBZ-like powers/forms.

So yes, it's still a sexfully awesome picture, hehe.

Thanks, dude, you should see how it looks in flash though.

i know im a lowly noob sir but i whish to join the Elite Gaurd

At 4/15/07 11:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I know that discussion has happened a jillion times, but yeah, we could totally go for some new badges. I have no clue what the ranks would be called, since there's really nothing higher than Supreme Commander (you'd probably have to make it like, Samuel L. Jackson rank or something...)...but I think it'd be awesome if the final rank was at 100k B/P (which only a couple people have), with a Vote Power boost of 100%. It'd make sense, as B/P'ing is just as difficult as depositing...it's just a different kind of dedication.

I'm not sure I want more ranks as such, and I certainly don't think there is a need for more VP gain from B/P, but I do think that the ranks that we have need redesigning. There are too many bars/stars etc that make the whole experience a little less interesting.

I guess a few extra ranks to aim for beyond EGSC would be interesting, but as you say there isn't really anything you could name them. 30000 points is enough for the top rank in my mind, as it has taken me such a long time to get there- after 2 years I'm not sure I could ever find the enthusiasm to go all the way to 50k or100k.

At 4/16/07 01:30 AM, Dr-weird wrote: i know im a lowly noob sir but i whish to join the Elite Gaurd

You need to have at least 1500 Blam and Protect points to join the Barracks, and I'm afraid that until that day we can't accept you. On top of that we do check posting history, and in your short time here on the site you haven't posted particularly well.

I suggest you familiarize yourself with the FAQ that Ramagi linked you to in another thread, and learn your way around Newgrounds. Once you have a grasp of how things work, you have improved your posting (e.g. no spam, no one liners etc.), and you have the required number of points, then come back and we will reconsider your request. You can also request to join the NG Police HQ once you have obtained the security guard rank, but be warned that they will also check posting history before accepting new recruits.

Good luck on the portal citizen.

*salutes*

Greetings all!

Sorry for my absents over that last couple of days. My weekend was a very busy one and today was the first day back at school (GRRRHHHH!)

Im just making a little post to tell you all that I have been keeping up to date with all posts that were made, Congrats to all 9 of our new members and that the next update will be of course tommorow!

Ok, update question time!

As usual I am always thinking of ways to improve the fortnightly updates and I have found a few ways to do so that I would like to run by you all first.

How would you feel about the following ideas being added to the update?

A new section containing each users VP and VP increase

A list down the bottom sort of like the one on NG log that tells you how many users are a certain level, example.

Elite Guard General: 2
Elite Guard Supreme Commander: 10

Etc, etc.

Instead of just having total points, make it have blams, saves and total points.

And,

Having a section containing the total blams and saves made since the last update.

Tell me what you think about each of those ideas!

And, Do you think it would make the update too big and wide if I added any or all of those features?

Hi Stereockicy we talked over PM? so am I in the Elite guard Barracks crew? hi everyone. Stereo let me in the club.

At 4/16/07 03:31 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Greetings all!

Howdy ho!

Ok, update question time!

I'm always in favour of anything stat based!

A new section containing each users VP and VP increase

Cool

A list down the bottom sort of like the one on NG log that tells you how many users are a certain level, example.

Elite Guard General: 2
Elite Guard Supreme Commander: 10

Maybe for the lower ranks put them into the groups - Silver, Gold, then make a more exclusive list for us "salad badges" :P

Having a section containing the total blams and saves made since the last update.

Ooh, so we can see who are light and who are dark, so to speak.

I like it

At 4/15/07 05:35 PM, Snerd wrote: I was being funny.

No shit? I really would have never guessed that.

At 4/15/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Random, but you know what ticks me off?

Consentual sex?

All the political infighting done by the major flash groups over Turd of the Week and Underdog. Not just because it's wrong, but because I kinda liked seeing what would legitimately earn TOTW...to see what just barely managed to scrape by.

yeah, it's the reason all that crap is swarming through the flash portal at any given time... I really wish they'd remove it by now/

At 4/15/07 06:37 PM, Snerd wrote: I don't really like most of what the crew/union/legion all those types do,

Now again that is something we object, any real Barracks member will vote fairly on a movie even if it costs him some points. And I don't think any one here would sell themselves out like that.

At 4/15/07 06:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Indeed.

And that I totally agree with.

At 4/15/07 08:15 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Private Jeffaro reporting in!Requesting permission to enter the barracks Sir's/Mam's.

Welcome aboard Private, I hope you enjoy your stay here.

:YAWNS AGAIN: Good mornin', y'all.

Seems the portal didn't move much while I slept. This is quite aggravating...I mean, yesterday was Sunday, when all them school peeps are home, and still the portal moved like a gimp turtle.

I hope things speed up as Pico Day approaches, as well the upcoming summer breaks. I want to get another star someday, and at this rate, that just ain't going to happen.

At 4/16/07 06:44 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 4/15/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Random, but you know what ticks me off?

Consentual sex?

This issue is explored in great detail in Slash Returns: HAISTLWU...heh.

At 4/16/07 03:31 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Greetings all!

Why hello there...

A new section containing each users VP and VP increase

I quite like that idea as it would make the update about more than just B/P. Plus it will show just where the power lies around here :D. I'm not sure the increase is really needed though, as most people don't move very far in VP over a two week period.

A list down the bottom sort of like the one on NG log that tells you how many users are a certain level, example.

Elite Guard General: 2
Elite Guard Supreme Commander: 10

Etc, etc.

I guess that would be nice, although it seems a little unnecessary. Maybe instead of a whole new list at the bottom you could include an extra line in the main table with EGSC, EGG... etc. next to each persons name.

Instead of just having total points, make it have blams, saves and total points.

There is a danger of making the whole thing too cluttered (as you mention), although seeing individual blam and save counts would be great if you could squeeze it in. Your next point of tracking gains in each though would probably be a step too far- sometimes keeping it simple is better than packing it full of data.

At 4/16/07 05:49 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Hi Stereockicy we talked over PM? so am I in the Elite guard Barracks crew? hi everyone. Stereo let me in the club.

Hi, I imagine Stero has given you the rundown of what goes on here, and you more than qualify to join with your high B/P rank, good posting, and being a C & C regular to boot, so go and find a bunk and make yourself comfortable :).

We seem to be getting A LOT of new members at the moment!

At 4/16/07 10:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

YAWNS AGAIN: Good mornin', y'all.

Stop with the damn yawning!

*yawns*...

Seems the portal didn't move much while I slept. This is quite aggravating...I mean, yesterday was Sunday, when all them school peeps are home, and still the portal moved like a gimp turtle.

It was pathetic yesterday, especially for a Sunday. Being so close to EGSC it was incredibly frustrating to see 5 or 6 UJ submissions at any one time for most of the day. With luck today will be a bit quicker!

I hope things speed up as Pico Day approaches, as well the upcoming summer breaks. I want to get another star someday, and at this rate, that just ain't going to happen.

The Summer always brings a faster pace in the Portal. This time of year is never any good for B/P as everyone is stuck in school with exams etc., so hoepfully star paces will be back on the cards in a couple of months time. Pico Day should be a good boost as well :)

*salutes*

At 4/15/07 08:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/15/07 08:48 PM, TheThing wrote: Some times though, there are some good flashes by those crews, and the real spam comes from the noobs who say their part of Group X, when their not and just want to get a flash passed and/or make the group look bad.

Indeed. That was a major problem with the Barney Bunch...as time went on, the leadership of the group was trying to stick to funny, unusual-humor flash...however, many new members, and mere wannabe morons, kept making the rule-breaking flashes (the pop-up and crashing kind) that gave the BB such a fearsome reputation.

I hate people like that. They think that it's so funny to do that shit, or to post spam and get away with it. In fact, there's a good KK flash in the portal right now, if you want to vote on it.

At 4/16/07 10:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

YAWNS AGAIN: Good mornin', y'all.

Good morning sir.

Seems the portal didn't move much while I slept. This is quite aggravating...I mean, yesterday was Sunday, when all them school peeps are home, and still the portal moved like a gimp turtle.

Yeah, well today it should move a little faster with half the North East flooded I actually went out to the bus stop today in the pouring rain for 15 minutes before I went back home to find out that there's no school.

I hope things speed up as Pico Day approaches, as well the upcoming summer breaks. I want to get another star someday, and at this rate, that just ain't going to happen.

I hate Pico day and Clock Day. 1000 portal submissions, and only 10 were blammed. It's just a heaven for all those stat whores like snerd to get a bunch of protection points.

At 4/16/07 06:44 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 4/15/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Random, but you know what ticks me off?

Consentual sex?

This issue is explored in great detail in Slash Returns: HAISTLWU...heh.

Link? I'm way to lazy to go through your profile for that.

At 4/16/07 12:38 PM, TheThing wrote: I hate people like that. They think that it's so funny to do that shit, or to post spam and get away with it. In fact, there's a good KK flash in the portal right now, if you want to vote on it.

Yep, I'm keeping an eye on em, heh. Sometimes they make crap, sometimes they make gold. I kinda like that about them...the KK is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what you're gonna get. ^_^

Yeah, well today it should move a little faster with half the North East flooded I actually went out to the bus stop today in the pouring rain for 15 minutes before I went back home to find out that there's no school.

Yep, heard about all the bad weather up there. I wish we'd get some crazy weather around here...I'm sure most people wouldn't like flooding and hail and lightning, but I'm a weather maniac, and damn near fap whenever the wind gets above 20 mph, heheh.

Link? I'm way to lazy to go through your profile for that.

It's not complete yet, lol. Should be ready tomorrow...even if I finished it today, I couldn't submit it, because I just submitted another flash, and I plan to release my ramagi flash tonight, which would be the two-a-day limit.

But yes, it'll be awesome and funny and delve into Slash and his perversions. :-D

At 4/16/07 10:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seems the portal didn't move much while I slept. This is quite aggravating...I mean, yesterday was Sunday, when all them school peeps are home, and still the portal moved like a gimp turtle.

Well, the concept of a turtle wearing rubber and being dominated is going to stay with me for a long while now...

At 4/16/07 12:34 PM, Sentio wrote: I quite like that idea as it would make the update about more than just B/P. Plus it will show just where the power lies around here :D. I'm not sure the increase is really needed though, as most people don't move very far in VP over a two week period.

That's very true - a regular user will see an increase of 0.02 - 0.03 over 2 weeks, with the only major increases in VP being from rankups, which should already be covered

At 4/16/07 12:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Yeah, well today it should move a little faster with half the North East flooded I actually went out to the bus stop today in the pouring rain for 15 minutes before I went back home to find out that there's no school.

That is so harsh. I bet you were absolutely soaked *basks in evening sunlight near Worcester, UK*

Holy damn. Anyone in the states watching the news? Fucking crazy shooting in Virginia...

I hope no one here has friends or family that go there. Death toll is the highest from any school shooting in U.S. history...damn.

At 4/16/07 02:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Holy damn. Anyone in the states watching the news? Fucking crazy shooting in Virginia...

Yeah, i like in the UK and i heard about it on the news.

I hope no one here has friends or family that go there. Death toll is the highest from any school shooting in U.S. history...damn.

Yeah, they said they didnt have an exact number of fatalities but that it was around 20. When you say highest in any school shooting, it makes it sound like this kind of thing happens a lot over there??

At 4/16/07 02:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Holy damn. Anyone in the states watching the news? Fucking crazy shooting in Virginia...

I hope no one here has friends or family that go there. Death toll is the highest from any school shooting in U.S. history...damn.

Yeah, I'm on my lunch break at the moment looking at the news. School shootings are always a big deal around here, no matter how serious, so one this big is dominating all of the news coverage.

It's a horrible thought, but I'm almost getting used to hearing about school shootings in the States. In 20 years of living in the UK I don't recall a single school shooting, yet in 8 months of living in Denver there have been 6 or 7 on the news. There were already a lot of reports this week on school shootings as the anniversary of Columbine is on the 20th.

At 4/16/07 02:42 PM, Solidone wrote: Yeah, i like in the UK and i heard about it on the news.

Yeah, it's bad. Not surprised its on international news...

Yeah, they said they didnt have an exact number of fatalities but that it was around 20. When you say highest in any school shooting, it makes it sound like this kind of thing happens a lot over there??

Last I heard, it's been up'ed to 31. And yeah...school shootings happen pretty often here. Usually it's just a few injuries or fatalities (which is still bad)...this incident is the worst we've ever had.

At 4/16/07 02:44 PM, Sentio wrote: It's a horrible thought, but I'm almost getting used to hearing about school shootings in the States. In 20 years of living in the UK I don't recall a single school shooting, yet in 8 months of living in Denver there have been 6 or 7 on the news. There were already a lot of reports this week on school shootings as the anniversary of Columbine is on the 20th.

Ive never heard of any school/gun related incident in the UK in all of my life either.

At 4/16/07 02:46 PM, Slashfirestorm wrote:

Last I heard, it's been up'ed to 31. And yeah...school shootings happen pretty often here. Usually it's just a few injuries or fatalities (which is still bad)...this incident is the worst we've ever had.

31, jesus. I had no idea that it was a common thing. Obviously i'd heard of columbine before but thats about it.