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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 08:05:29


I haven't left anywhere, you might just be surprised I don’t have an opinion about everything and don't always post...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 10:47:30


thank you very much for the correction Major- Punk!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 11:08:53


well i passed my opponents so dela, you're mine now

turjeyben is a sitting duck so i'll get him


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 12:16:08


well i passed my opponents so dela, you're mine now

Hahaha, no need for the cockiness, sergeant.

Seeing as I've been getting to my PC at 5pm for the past four days now, my pace got a little slower. Also, you're only getting 2 points more than me per day; you're not going to catch me for a looooonnnggg time. :D

Even so, good luck. ;)

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 12:20:55


Major-Punk, if you could be ever so kind and add my name to the list for next week, it would be very appreciated.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 13:18:33


Thanks for the great update, Major-punk! I was in the top 5 gainers and number 4 just because of one point (lol). I don't think I will be in the top 5 ever again in my life so I must enjoy this "victory" so to speak. =) Once Donthurtme comes back, he'll kick my ass out of the top 5 gainers like a duck being ready to be roasted! (I'm not sure myself what that means...) Congrats to Pepeatumi for being top gainer and to Phantom, who lurks in the shadows, for being second.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 13:21:23


41 // 01,621 // new! // new! // NeoHyperShadow

Um, I'm not new. I've been here for about a month or so. I'm just not B/Ping. It's too annoying to watch that many Flashes all the way through everyday. So, B/Ping is something I won't be doing for a long while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 13:25:47


At 12/28/06 01:18 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Thanks for the great update, Major-punk! I was in the top 5 gainers and number 4 just because of one point (lol). I don't think I will be in the top 5 ever again in my life so I must enjoy this "victory" so to speak. =) Once Donthurtme comes back, he'll kick my ass out of the top 5 gainers like a duck being ready to be roasted! (I'm not sure myself what that means...) Congrats to Pepeatumi for being top gainer and to Phantom, who lurks in the shadows, for being second.

Excuse me but you made a mistake PL, Phantom wasn't second, I was! Don't try to avoid me being better then you at the B/P ranks, you said you would pass me, and I don't think you will. Anyway, congrats on being in 4th with one little point, nice job, keep up the good work soldier!


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 13:34:24


At 12/28/06 01:25 PM, Hemlok wrote: Excuse me but you made a mistake PL, Phantom wasn't second, I was! Don't try to avoid me being better then you at the B/P ranks, you said you would pass me, and I don't think you will. Anyway, congrats on being in 4th with one little point, nice job, keep up the good work soldier!

Yes, when I caught myself making that mistake, I banged my ahead against a wall. Sorry about that. Oh and you said I'm trying to avoid you in B/P ranks? That was just a mistake. How can anyone avoid you with practically always being in the top gainers? And that thing about me passing you, haha, we all know I was just joking around. It's quite impossible to catch you with that monstrous speed you are B/Ping with and that major amount of points you have. Thanks for the congratulations, which won't last long when Donthurtme comes back....*Runs to his bunk and cries himself to sleep* Anyway, congratulations on yourself for being the second top gainer and Phantom being the third top gainer . There, I hope I didn't make a mistake now. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 16:57:16


Thanks for correcting your mistake PenguinLink, appreciated. Just posted here to say I reach my second star, Elite Guard Major General. It feels good to get a new rank but this badge doesn't look that good in my opinion, oh well.


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 17:10:19


At 12/28/06 12:28 AM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster - December 27th, 2006

Thanks again.

Top 5 Gainers:

913 - pepeatumi
813 - Hemlok
786 - Phantom
726 - PenguinLink
725 - Seamonky

Congrats to everyone making this list.

02 // 44,545 // 000 // 000.0-- // BlueHippo

Still not b/ping? :(

03 // 44,030 // 510 // 072.8- // Mr-Molotov

Bah, really slowed down lately. Still, a good average pace.

04 // 43,633 // 786 // 112.2+ // Phantom

I don't like the way this is looking. :o


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 17:11:35


At 12/28/06 04:57 PM, Hemlok wrote: Thanks for correcting your mistake PenguinLink, appreciated. Just posted here to say I reach my second star, Elite Guard Major General. It feels good to get a new rank but this badge doesn't look that good in my opinion, oh well.

Congratulations, Hemlok! Keep up the good work and you'll be an Eltie Guard Supreme Commander in no time!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 17:22:50


At 12/28/06 01:18 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Thanks for the great update, Major-punk! I was in the top 5 gainers and number 4 just because of one point (lol). I don't think I will be in the top 5 ever again in my life so I must enjoy this "victory" so to speak. =) Once Donthurtme comes back, he'll kick my ass out of the top 5 gainers like a duck being ready to be roasted! (I'm not sure myself what that means...) Congrats to Pepeatumi for being top gainer and to Phantom, who lurks in the shadows, for being second.

When you know that there is a lion at your tail, you should be running instead of being panic. If you are panic, Donthurtme is just going to run you over in the average. Fight like a man, dude. Try to prove that you are not a cupcake. The portal is fairly active in the holiday season, you can get tons of points if you want to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 17:44:28


At 12/28/06 05:22 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: When you know that there is a lion at your tail, you should be running instead of being panic. If you are panic, Donthurtme is just going to run you over in the average. Fight like a man, dude. Try to prove that you are not a cupcake. The portal is fairly active in the holiday season, you can get tons of points if you want to.

Look at his B/P points then look at mine. See the difference? Ok, it will be a couple of months before I will be able to reach those averages. And it is not about "fighting" or "winning", it's about protecting the portal. And who said I was scared? I'm not scared about anything, so I don't know what you are talking about. But thanks for the encouraging words.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 18:02:52


At 12/28/06 05:44 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Look at his B/P points then look at mine. See the difference? Ok, it will be a couple of months before I will be able to reach those averages. And it is not about "fighting" or "winning", it's about protecting the portal. And who said I was scared? I'm not scared about anything, so I don't know what you are talking about. But thanks for the encouraging words.

People here including myself protect the portal and compete against other members for pride. I do not see why we cannot do both. :) As a matter of fact, just like everyone else here, you also care about competition. I can remember that you vowed to take Hemlok down a few pages ago. Come on, show us the PenguinLink who had the guts to challenge Hemlok!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 18:04:43


For my almost 3 years on the forums I've always contemplated joining EG.
But I'm a little confused on how exactly to.
Shed some light?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 18:08:41


At 12/28/06 06:04 PM, Ebolarama wrote: For my almost 3 years on the forums I've always contemplated joining EG.
But I'm a little confused on how exactly to.
Shed some light?

You need at least 1500 b/p points if you want to join us. Come back when you reach Elite Guard Private.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 20:26:50


yay ramagi and denvish both have 100000 points. They're king and queen.

Life sucks

Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 20:27:11


At 12/28/06 06:04 PM, Ebolarama wrote: For my almost 3 years on the forums I've always contemplated joining EG.
But I'm a little confused on how exactly to.
Shed some light?

Read our EGB FAQ to understand all there could ever be, about the Barracks.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 21:03:42


Thanks to everyone at the EGB for helping me get a Bronze Whistle. ^_^
yeah, i know its not much...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 21:09:29


I just realized that almost every alt I have, except for my obvious, public one (Mad-Cow) could join the EGB if I entered them.

PERHAPS I SHALL HAVE SOME FUN... EVENTUALLY >:}

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 21:11:35


At 12/28/06 09:03 PM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Thanks to everyone at the EGB for helping me get a Bronze Whistle. ^_^
yeah, i know its not much...

i had a sliver whistle but when they redid the standards or whatever it when down to bronze. And i havent gotten the urge to get it up

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 21:45:17


At 12/28/06 08:26 PM, HomerDough wrote: yay ramagi and denvish both have 100000 points. They're king and queen.

That's not true. Ramagi has 99,999 points, and Denvish has 100,000. She is one point away (obviously) from reaching Denvish.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 21:59:45


At 12/28/06 09:45 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/28/06 08:26 PM, HomerDough wrote: yay ramagi and denvish both have 100000 points. They're king and queen.
That's not true. Ramagi has 99,999 points, and Denvish has 100,000. She is one point away (obviously) from reaching Denvish.

No dude, she has 100,000 now.
The list updates daily or whatever, not whenever the person gains a point.
She has 64,000 blams and 36,000 saves now, I believe.
Just look in her profile... she even posted about it today :S


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 22:03:24


I Leveled up to lv.10 and i got a new computer (HP). I also hope to get EGPFC today.


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 22:10:09


At 12/28/06 09:59 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
No dude, she has 100,000 now.
The list updates daily or whatever, not whenever the person gains a point.
She has 64,000 blams and 36,000 saves now, I believe.
Just look in her profile... she even posted about it today :S

Wow ramagi finally has 100,000 B/P points. now her sig is accurate once again.

In other news I have a request. Phantom could you do me a favor and get a Temperory Portal violations officer to take my place until I get back on my feet? I don't feel I can do my job very well here until things get back to normal for me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-28 22:50:46


At 12/28/06 09:59 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: No dude, she has 100,000 now.
The list updates daily or whatever, not whenever the person gains a point.
She has 64,000 blams and 36,000 saves now, I believe.
Just look in her profile... she even posted about it today :S

You're right... Wow, now that's two errors I have made throughout the day...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-29 00:41:24


At 12/28/06 09:59 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 12/28/06 09:45 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/28/06 08:26 PM, HomerDough wrote:

Looks like that NG will under their reign for a while. But I am very positive that she will b/p again when Motolov looms in.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-29 06:24:42


At 12/28/06 10:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Phantom could you do me a favor and get a Temperory Portal violations officer to take my place until I get back on my feet? I don't feel I can do my job very well here until things get back to normal for me.

Eh...Sure, I hope things work out for you, I'll talk it over with Peter...About candidates.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-29 07:05:59


Wow, now Ramagi has a bit of extra time to enjoy herself instead of B/Ping all the time.
Now, Denvish is in second though.


Gamertag: BlackFlameNG Xbox 360 Club

Gamerscore: 25,275- last updated 23/February/09

Steam ID: BlackFlameNG

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