At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote:
Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?
Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks! I'm the Elite Guard Barrack's Recruitment Officer, Penguinlink, and let me show you around!
This here is are the bunks,*points to the bunks*, this is where, uh, you obviously sleep. If you find any mating carebears, be sure to contact Phantom and he'll take care of them. The most reasonable answer what will happen to them is that we will have them for lunch. OOOOh! Lunch, well, this here is the kitchen*points to kitchen*, LittleWashu once in a while cooks for us, and let me say her food is marvelous! But don't get her mad, or she'll act with force with her pans and such. Ask SlashFIrestorm, he'll tell you how it feels like...(yikes) Ok, let's move on. This here is the lobby, *points at lobby*. this is where all the members hang out and talk about their duties, about their goals and accomplishments, and also we argue here..... So, it's the room where everything happens. This here is the weaponry room "points to weaponry room" you can choose from a lot of different guns and video game controllers, if you know what I mean. Well, I guess that's all there is to it.... I hope I didn't miss anything.....
Ok! Elite Guard Private sparkingAC195, go out there and protect the portal. Make us DAMN proud, son.
Whew my job is done. Oh and guys, if I missed any place I should have directed him to, tell me.
Penguinlink, reporting to duty Sir!
*Salutes*