At 12/18/06 09:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hemlok, this battle isn't over it. I'm still going to catch you, no matter what! You said this February you're going on vacation? BAM! that's where I'm going to catch you! Get all the points you can, because you'll need them!

The vacation will probably be for about four days. When I go to the Misfits concert, that will take up some of my points. Although I will have my lap top up and running by then so I probably won't be missing too much when I am in South America!

*Salutes*

*Salute*

*Who am I kidding? I kid my mom, now who else?

You dad.

It had to be said.

At 12/18/06 09:40 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

Or 8 or 9 going at my pace... :D (well, 8 is pushing it, but I've done 9 a few times)

Your a machine!

Speaking of which I think I just reached 100 for the day (I'm not sure where I was at the start as I was awake at stupid hours of the morning, grrrrr), and am now about 5 points behind Hemlok. I guess my little nap didn't cost me much after all.

O great, the second person to pass me will be you, I suppose. I have 90 points so far today so at least I didn't fall behind too much. Good luck on passing me, you don't need it.

Unfortunately. :(

*salutes*

*Salute*

At 12/18/06 09:25 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 12/18/06 09:08 PM, EagleRock wrote:

It's really starting to piss me off. If this keeps up, I'm giving people demerits and kicking people out. This is NOT going to be stood for.

Sir, yes Sir! I WILL never respond to a spammer. As I stated above with my apology. I shall never respond to a spammer, that is my oath. And sir, may I ask what a demerit is?

For a full explanation of a demerit, consult dictionary.com. However, I planned out a demerit system months ago that I would have hoped I never needed to use. However, if this keeps up, it's retroactively being implemented.

Basically, you get demerits for unmeritous actions in the Barracks, like responding to spammers, breaking rules, pissing off people, etc. Enough demerits, you get canned. Naturally, demerits would be erased over time as per a time-based and merit-based system.

At 12/18/06 10:07 PM, EagleRock wrote:

For a full explanation of a demerit, consult dictionary.com. However, I planned out a demerit system months ago that I would have hoped I never needed to use. However, if this keeps up, it's retroactively being implemented.

I understand you don't want to give me a full explanation of a demerit. I understand you're still upset.

Basically, you get demerits for unmeritous actions in the Barracks, like responding to spammers, breaking rules, pissing off people, etc. Enough demerits, you get canned. Naturally, demerits would be erased over time as per a time-based and merit-based system.

Ok, thanks for the information, Sir EagleRock.

*Is afraid to Salute because Penguinlink knows he is still angry*

At 12/18/06 07:31 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not all of us have swept by the Wii craze. IF you're going to come back, you're welcome to do so. But don't worry this is still the same place with the same people... And we're still all about the same thing.

Yeah I'll be officially back in 2 days, when I level up. See ya in 2 days.

At 12/18/06 11:20 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 12/18/06 07:31 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not all of us have swept by the Wii craze. IF you're going to come back, you're welcome to do so. But don't worry this is still the same place with the same people... And we're still all about the same thing.

Yeah I'll be officially back in 2 days, when I level up. See ya in 2 days.

Sounds good, ElMaster. I'm sure the Elite Guard Barracks are happy to welcome you back.

Hemlok, I have a question for you. In the School you go to, why isn't Newgrounds blocked? You are so lucky it's not blocked because in my school, it is (I hate that, by the way...). And another question, have you been caught by the teacher going to Newgrounds? You must be real sneaky doing all this B/Ping without the teacher noticing.

At 12/18/06 11:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I understand you don't want to give me a full explanation of a demerit. I understand you're still upset.

I simply assumed that you would know the basic definition of a demerit. A demerit is simply a mark for a non-meritous action. In other words, in the Army, a demerit would be for being out of line, not following duties, not performing a task properly, etc.

Basically, you get demerits for unmeritous actions in the Barracks, like responding to spammers, breaking rules, pissing off people, etc. Enough demerits, you get canned. Naturally, demerits would be erased over time as per a time-based and merit-based system.

Ok, thanks for the information, Sir EagleRock.

*Is afraid to Salute because Penguinlink knows he is still angry*

Just don't respond to anymore spammers, and we'll be in good shape. Don't be scared, though...just realize that spammers don't deserve the time it takes to post, and we don't need to instigate them and let them get a rise out of us. Got it? Good.

At 12/18/06 11:20 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 12/18/06 07:31 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not all of us have swept by the Wii craze. IF you're going to come back, you're welcome to do so. But don't worry this is still the same place with the same people... And we're still all about the same thing.

Yeah I'll be officially back in 2 days, when I level up. See ya in 2 days.

Glad to know your back. C-ya in two days.

At 12/18/06 11:26 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Hemlok, I have a question for you. In the School you go to, why isn't Newgrounds blocked? You are so lucky it's not blocked because in my school, it is (I hate that, by the way...). And another question, have you been caught by the teacher going to Newgrounds? You must be real sneaky doing all this B/Ping without the teacher noticing.

I can't exactly say why Newgrounds hasn't been blocked from my school. I don't know anyone who goes on the site besides me. I never get caught and I'm not really that sly about it. Most of my teachers are cool and don't really check in the back. I can assure you, If i was sitting in rows 1-3, I would be screwed. But s of now, I think i'm safe. I mute my computer so noeone can hear it.

At 12/18/06 11:27 PM, EagleRock wrote:

I simply assumed that you would know the basic definition of a demerit. A demerit is simply a mark for a non-meritous action. In other words, in the Army, a demerit would be for being out of line, not following duties, not performing a task properly, etc.

Well, you assumed wrong Sir because I didn't know what it was. But thanks for giving me the definition anyway.

Just don't respond to anymore spammers, and we'll be in good shape. Don't be scared, though...just realize that spammers don't deserve the time it takes to post, and we don't need to instigate them and let them get a rise out of us. Got it? Good.

I have told you two times I won't respond to them anymore. I don't know what else to tell you. People make mistakes you know. And if it takes some time to get over this anger you have with me, well, I'll be happy to talk to you and salute you once it is over.

PlumGlock's posts have been deleted and he's been taken care of.

:)

At 12/18/06 11:31 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

I have told you two times I won't respond to them anymore. I don't know what else to tell you. People make mistakes you know. And if it takes some time to get over this anger you have with me, well, I'll be happy to talk to you and salute you once it is over.

I think you are reading into EagleRocks posts a bit far. He may have been pretty angry about people responding to spammers, but he doesn't seem particularly angry at you- after all you weren't the worst offender, and have apologised for your mistake. My advice is to just let it go and move on, I'm sure Eagle has.

At 12/19/06 12:09 AM, Saturday wrote: PlumGlock's posts have been deleted and he's been taken care of.

)

Thanks Saturday- it is good to see that justice has been done :)

At 12/18/06 11:31 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I have told you two times I won't respond to them anymore. I don't know what else to tell you. People make mistakes you know. And if it takes some time to get over this anger you have with me, well, I'll be happy to talk to you and salute you once it is over.

I never said I was specifically mad at YOU...you apologized, made your peace, and that's all that needs to be said. Let's keep in mind you weren't the only person that responded, anyway. My comments which you took to be specifically towards you I meant towards the Barracks in general, making sure everyone knew that we really need to stop repsonding to these spammers. So, it's all good.

*salutes*

At 12/19/06 12:09 AM, Saturday wrote: PlumGlock's posts have been deleted and he's been taken care of.

)

Thanks for your help Saturday :D I just hope we don't have to notify you or another mod for something as stupid as spammers.

At 12/19/06 12:38 AM, EagleRock wrote:

I never said I was specifically mad at YOU...you apologized, made your peace, and that's all that needs to be said. Let's keep in mind you weren't the only person that responded, anyway. My comments which you took to be specifically towards you I meant towards the Barracks in general, making sure everyone knew that we really need to stop repsonding to these spammers. So, it's all good.

*salutes*

I understand, Sir EagleRock. Sorry if I misread your comments. I think we should just drop this and move on. Penguinlink, reporting to duty, Sir!

*Salutes*

Wow, it seems that over night you guys caught a grip on yourselves and snapped out of it. About time too, I was kind of getting ill with the excessive goofing around. Seems every one is doing well on B/P as well. hopefully so will I.

Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

Yes you may, but first you must read our EGB FAQ . Hope you enjoy your stay.

At 12/19/06 05:37 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

Yes you may, but first you must read our EGB FAQ . Hope you enjoy your stay.

OK i have read the FAQ and accept its terms and conditions. I trust there are no problems with my profile sir.

At 12/19/06 05:48 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: OK i have read the FAQ and accept its terms and conditions. I trust there are no problems with my profile sir.

Well you could begin posting a bit longer, intelligent posts. But I think you are off to a good start.

Yay! I am back and I saw on Denvish's update I got 1 B/P points last week! I don't know if it's a save or blam though =P

Salutes! to all: christamss is comming and i need to stik around...tomorrow I kinda need to go play some snooker, and i kinda need 10$ but my parents (are gonna)give me 3$, so what do you think I should do ? go gambling at a casino and play european rulette or don't ask for money at all?

Hey everyone, sorry for my inactivity with the barracks... I never seem to hang around the BBS much :3.

And yeah, this wiimote crap is getting a little tiresome to read through; I have to catch up about 4 pages every day -_-'

DELA'S B/PING UPDATE

-Getting close to 2,000 blams

-With my protection pace so far, also getting close to 2,000 protects. This means I'm about 250 away from EGSS altogether.

- Sterockicy and HomerDough;- If you need another person to try and catch, try me. I'm only about 600 away from you guys, and I only get about 60 a day, so I'm not that hard to catch. :)

And that's basically it from my last post.

*Salutes*

Merry Christmas xx

At 12/19/06 03:22 AM, Phantom wrote: Wow, it seems that over night you guys caught a grip on yourselves and snapped out of it. About time too, I was kind of getting ill with the excessive goofing around. Seems every one is doing well on B/P as well. hopefully so will I.

THat's what happens when you decide to go away for a while, all hell breaks loose.

And am I going nuts, or did I really Saturday posting here? She's the last mod I would expected to see deleting spam.... I mean, its appreciated but like I said just a tad unexpected.

At 12/19/06 10:06 AM, pepeatumi wrote: And am I going nuts, or did I really Saturday posting here? She's the last mod I would expected to see deleting spam.... I mean, its appreciated but like I said just a tad unexpected.

I PMed her about it. She simply responded to my request. And yes, it is appreciated. Very much so.

At 12/19/06 12:09 AM, Saturday wrote: PlumGlock's posts have been deleted and he's been taken care of.

)

Hooray for less spam! Thanks Saturday, it's been appreciated.

At 12/19/06 12:39 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Do you remember the the first flash you B/P? I think it's some flash made by SS, It's funny how I 5'd it

My very first one? Good question... I think my first point was an accident. I was watching movies and stuff by the random entry button and I remember seeing one without a score and no vote panel, I watch it, vote 1 because it sucked. And move one, some time later, I check my profile to see, Blams: 1.

Ever since, I went nuts and just kept going.

At 12/19/06 12:39 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Do you remember the the first flash you B/P? I think it's some flash made by SS, It's funny how I 5'd it

I don't quite remember the first flash I voted on, but I remember that I had an account but voted on movies while I wasn't log in.... So, there I was losing blam and protection points. Yeah, stuff happens when you're a noob....

At 12/19/06 03:22 AM, Phantom wrote: Wow, it seems that over night you guys caught a grip on yourselves and snapped out of it. About time too, I was kind of getting ill with the excessive goofing around. Seems every one is doing well on B/P as well. hopefully so will I.

I agree with yeah, too much of that wii talk and I got a bit of a headache. I'm doing really wel today so far ,I think I already have gained 40 points!

Keep trying Donhurtme!

At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

It is never too late to sign up a new member. I'm sure by now oyu have read the FAQ so I'll I have to say is welcome aboard and defend the Portal with your life!

At 12/19/06 08:15 AM, Casualty wrote: Yay! I am back and I saw on Denvish's update I got 1 B/P points last week! I don't know if it's a save or blam though =P

That is terrible Casualty! I expect you to do a lot better this week, or I will through you into the snake pit!

At 12/19/06 09:13 AM, dawin45 wrote: Salutes! to all: christamss is comming and i need to stik around...tomorrow I kinda need to go play some snooker, and i kinda need 10$ but my parents (are gonna)give me 3$, so what do you think I should do ? go gambling at a casino and play european rulette or don't ask for money at all?

What the hell is snooker? Also, you don't have 10 bucks on your own? I make 150 dollars a week so I am extremely happy with my profit as of right now. I'm hoping to boost my pay as of next year.

At 12/19/06 12:39 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Do you remember the the first flash you B/P? I think it's some flash made by SS, It's funny how I 5'd it

I remember the day I got my first B/P points, but I can't remember the movie. I remember looking through the top 50 people and seeing if they had an AIM account. Since I was a noob I didn't know about the forums so I didn't ask the question there. I finally got ahold of a user named Brewed-Beaner, he told me how to and I haven't reallt sopped since.

At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks! I'm the Elite Guard Barrack's Recruitment Officer, Penguinlink, and let me show you around!

This here is are the bunks,*points to the bunks*, this is where, uh, you obviously sleep. If you find any mating carebears, be sure to contact Phantom and he'll take care of them. The most reasonable answer what will happen to them is that we will have them for lunch. OOOOh! Lunch, well, this here is the kitchen*points to kitchen*, LittleWashu once in a while cooks for us, and let me say her food is marvelous! But don't get her mad, or she'll act with force with her pans and such. Ask SlashFIrestorm, he'll tell you how it feels like...(yikes) Ok, let's move on. This here is the lobby, *points at lobby*. this is where all the members hang out and talk about their duties, about their goals and accomplishments, and also we argue here..... So, it's the room where everything happens. This here is the weaponry room "points to weaponry room" you can choose from a lot of different guns and video game controllers, if you know what I mean. Well, I guess that's all there is to it.... I hope I didn't miss anything.....

Ok! Elite Guard Private sparkingAC195, go out there and protect the portal. Make us DAMN proud, son.

Whew my job is done. Oh and guys, if I missed any place I should have directed him to, tell me.

Penguinlink, reporting to duty Sir!

*Salutes*

At 12/19/06 01:48 PM, Hemlok wrote:

I agree with yeah, too much of that wii talk and I got a bit of a headache. I'm doing really wel today so far ,I think I already have gained 40 points!

Keep trying Donhurtme!

You have a massive, insurmountable... one point lead at the moment. Just becasue you are having a good day doesn't mean I'm not as well :D

At 12/19/06 05:16 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Hello Honourable members of the Elite Guard Barracks. Can i sign up? or is it too late?

Welcome to the you, and I hope PenguinLink's welcome doesn't scare you away!

What the hell is snooker? Also, you don't have 10 bucks on your own? I make 150 dollars a week so I am extremely happy with my profit as of right now. I'm hoping to boost my pay as of next year.

I don't know if you are joking there, but just in case.

Snooker is similar to pool, but considerably more difficult. The table is twice the size, and there are a numbe rof couloured balls, each with a point value. These should be potted in the order of red ball, followed by any colour (which is then replaced on a designated spot on the table), red ball, colour etc. in order to score points. At the end of the frame the player with the most points wins. (that is a massively simplified description, but it will do for now).

*salutes*

At 12/19/06 01:58 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

Welcome to the you, and I hope PenguinLink's welcome doesn't scare you away!

Same here, buddy. I was just trying to show him around. I hope I didn't scare him to much...... That's my job, Sir EagleRock assigned it to me. And I am DAMN proud doing my duty Sir!

Oh and Donthurtme, do not let your guard down. Don't let Hemlok beat you! Get all the points possible before you leave, my friend!

*Salutes*

(Hemlok, we're cool, right?)