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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-14 23:11:18


Socially-Failed, the best way of avoiding BBS bans is NEVER, I mean NEVER to post in the GENERAL FORUM AGAIN for the rest of your life, Seriously, the General Forum is a living hell because all the spammers spam there. Once you post in a spammy thread, (The thread may not be spammy when you post, that's why it's so dangerous.) you will be pwned. Now you are an officer, which means that you will get tons of work to do in order to keep EGB effective. The last thing you want is to get a BBS ban because that will mess everything up. Listen to me, never post in the General Forum again. I have never received a single BBS ban ever since I quit posting there. Listen to me, do not post there for the sake of us. We need you here ALIVE.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-14 23:14:00


At 12/14/06 10:34 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Wow, I can't believe I actually got nominated for something. Homerdough- is quite a good member though, and whichever one of us gets the position, I'm fine with.

Honorable of you to say this. Well, you and HomerDough are both qualified, so I am really torn. I have to deliberate further.

At 12/14/06 11:03 PM, HomerDough wrote: Yeah Hemlok. I'm prety sure I'm not going to leave this place again. This place is greeat. and to Sociall-Failed, I'll be happy if either one of us becomes NGPD Laison.

Another honorable one. Make my job harder, why don't you. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-14 23:24:41


A lot of progress made, remind me not to sleep again...

Any way, To new officers

Please PM me with your e-mail addresses and if possible an AIM screen name so that you may be on the FAQ.

Now if only I had the time to chill back and enjoy some B/P and what not.

"Work, work, work. All work and no play make Phantom a crazy man..."


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-14 23:48:48


At 12/14/06 09:34 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Again, LittleWashu for the NGPD Laison and Pepeatumi for the NGDD Laison. I think you made a great decision on putting Donthurtme as the Recruitment Officer. I am certain he will not let you down.
Hmm...the pepeatumi nomination is definately a good idea, as others have mentioned pepeatumi for a role in the Barracks. However, I would definately say LittleWashu's time is too wrapped up in her whistleblowing and flagging to concentration on being a NGPD Laison. I would prefer another Barracks member to do that while she can concentrate on her role as the Portal Violations Officer.

Thanks for the save Their Eaglerock. Plus like another member said I been B/P like crazy even though it is only until I get to th last rank. As for my flagging I don't flag like I used too I give about 30-70 link to the masses in one disturbing post. Also I don't check out profiles that much either but their hasn't been a need to either since everyone has kept their review clean and the old abusive ones that most had I posted them in the abuse thread so they could be taken care of.

In other news with me My networks are acting funny so if I am not on for long periods of time it is because of that. Later Solider boys

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 00:22:39


At 12/14/06 11:24 PM, Phantom wrote: A lot of progress made, remind me not to sleep again...

I'll keep that in mind.


Any way, To new officers

Please PM me with your e-mail addresses and if possible an AIM screen name so that you may be on the FAQ.

Just sent my message your way. Thanks for the reminder.


Now if only I had the time to chill back and enjoy some B/P and what not.

Aye, same here.


"Work, work, work. All work and no play make Phantom a crazy man..."

Oh my.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 00:54:51


At 12/14/06 11:24 PM, Phantom wrote: Please PM me with your e-mail addresses and if possible an AIM screen name so that you may be on the FAQ.

Yeah...FAQ Fun.

Now if only I had the time to chill back and enjoy some B/P and what not.

"Work, work, work. All work and no play make Phantom a crazy man..."

You're going crazy there, buddy. Let's not do that. :-)

Okay, it's time I stopped leaving people hanging. I have had little objection to the nominations I made, so I am going to make the final decisions:

Barracks Relations Officer - I offer the role to Brigadier General donthurtme.

Barracks Recruitment Officer - I offer the role to Sergeant First Class PenguinLink.

Barracks NGDD Laison - I offer the role to Supreme Commander pepeatumi.

Barracks NGPD Laison - I offer the role to Corporal HomerDough.

The only position I am not ready to appoint is the NG Mafia Laison position, as no appointmenets were made. Therefore, the position stays as Turkeybean's.

Please let me know if you accept these roles, members.

I thank everyone's participation, as it is working towards a stronger Barracks and working to recogize those that contribute here.

Also, a DEFCON Update:

Portal has slowed greatly. I am lowering the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 to further notice. However, please watch for malicious flash throughout the night.

My last order of business before I go to bed...Officer reorganization.

Basically, the roles are the same, but I am making the positions more clear and organizing them by type and by who reports to who. Some day I'll make a pretty diagram, but I'm just too tired tonight.

Barracks Positions and Divisions
============================

Chief Barracks Officer
Role - Make decisions in the Barracks, act as diplomat, set the example, oversee all operations in the Barracks, maintain the Barracks DEFCON Level

Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer
Role - Make decisions in the Barracks during the absence of the Chief Barracks Officer, act as diplomat, set the example, oversee the Relations Division of the Barracks
Reports to: Chief Barracks Officer

Internal Division
-----------------------

Barracks Records Officer
Role - Maintains records of Barracks history, including rosters and other important documents.
Reports to: Chief Barracks Officer

Barracks Advancement Officer
Role - Encourages Barracks members to serve the Portal through standard B/P action, as well as non-B/P actions, such as reviewing, review-flagging, and whistleblowing
Reports to: Chief Barracks Officer

Relations Division
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Barracks Relations Officer
Role: Oversee all Barracks relations and recruitment, oversee the Barracks Relations Division, oversee the Relations Officer and all Laison positions, focus on relations with the Barracks and the rest of Newgrounds
Reports to: Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer

Barracks Recruitment Officer
Role: Oversees Barracks recruitment, actively recruits for new members, understands the FAQ in detail, directs newcomers accordingly and points them to the FAQ
Reports to: Barracks Relations Officer

NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia Laison
Role: Maintain relations with the NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia and provides a means of communication between the groups. Reports any inportant news to and from the Barracks to the NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia.
Reports to: Barracks Relations Officer

Operations Division
-----------------------------

Barracks Portal Operations Officer
Role: Oversee the Barracks Operations Division, determine Barracks strategy on-Portal during times of heavy flash or submissions of malicious flash, determine courses of action against attacking groups either on-Portal or off-Portal, collaborate with the Portal Violations Officer and the Intelligence Operations Officer, report on Portal activity which is then reflected by the DEFCON. Note: Despite his/her role, the Portal Ops does NOT influence other Barracks members' votes.
Reports to: Chief Barracks Officer

Barracks Portal Violations Officer
Role: Determine Barracks non-B/P strategy in regards to malicious flash or mass-voting, report incidents of stolen, malicious, resubmitted, or rulebreaking flash with proof of accusations to the Barracks
Reports to: Portal Operations Officer

Barracks Intelligence Operations Officer (currently Vacated)
Role: Obtain information about groups during wartime, report information to the Barracks members, collaborate with Portal Ops to determine courses of action
Reports to: Portal Operations Officer

Barracks Reconaissance Operations Officer (currently Vacated)
Role: Assist the Intel Ops in obtaining information via reconaissance missions. Note: There can be more than one Recon Ops
Reports to: Intelligence Operations Officer

Whew...quite lengthy...try to picture the pretty little tree in your head in the meantime until I make the little picture...Note the three divisions that categorize the roles - Internal Division, for all in-Barracks needs, Relations Division, lead by the Relations Officer, for all out-of-Barracks relations and recruitment, and the Operations Divison, lead by the Portal Operations Officer, in charge of all strategy and intel on and off the Portal. I'll post this on the forum as well as create a diagram to make visualization easier.

Well, that's enough work for me for tonight...I'm heading to my bunk.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 01:06:01


At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote:
NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia Laison
Role: Maintain relations with the NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia and provides a means of communication between the groups. Reports any inportant news to and from the Barracks to the NGPD/NGDD/NG Mafia.

Does this include mentioning movies that are malicious or possibly stolen to the other crew? (In my case the NGDD).

And on a cmpletely different note.... Damn, Bob Dylan's music is good. I've always liked his music but, the man's a genius. Say what you will about his voice, but he can write a great song like no one else.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 01:21:08


At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/14/06 11:24 PM, Phantom wrote: Please PM me with your e-mail addresses and if possible an AIM screen name so that you may be on the FAQ.

Done.

Barracks Relations Officer - I offer the role to Brigadier General donthurtme.

I am happy to accept the role and do my very best as an officer of the Barracks, sir. It really is an honour to give something back to this group- I've been here since about page 80 and throughout that period this has been the first place I've visited when signing on each day.

Barracks Recruitment Officer - I offer the role to Sergeant First Class PenguinLink.

Barracks NGDD Laison - I offer the role to Supreme Commander pepeatumi.

Barracks NGPD Laison - I offer the role to Corporal HomerDough.

Congrats to you three and I look forward to seeing your continued participation in the Barracks :)

Also, a DEFCON Update:

Portal has slowed greatly. I am lowering the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 to further notice. However, please watch for malicious flash throughout the night.

Yeah, it has been slow for the last couple of hours, but that is to be expected at this time of night.

Relations Division
---------------------------

Barracks Relations Officer
Role: Oversee all Barracks relations and recruitment, oversee the Barracks Relations Division, oversee the Relations Officer and all Laison positions, focus on relations with the Barracks and the rest of Newgrounds
Reports to: Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer

Orders received and understood. I'm sure I'll be able to pick up any specific duties quickly and I look forward to working with the rest of the division and of course Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer Phantom.

Whew...quite lengthy...try to picture the pretty little tree in your head in the meantime until I make the little picture...Note the three divisions that categorize the roles - Internal Division, for all in-Barracks needs, Relations Division, lead by the Relations Officer, for all out-of-Barracks relations and recruitment, and the Operations Divison, lead by the Portal Operations Officer, in charge of all strategy and intel on and off the Portal. I'll post this on the forum as well as create a diagram to make visualization easier.

Ah, a pretty little tree indeed- sleep deprived imagination really is a wonder to behold :)

*salutes*

*salute*

Well, I guess my first order of business is to address the group that make up the Relations division. It's nice that all of us have been recruited to officer status at the same time (with the exception of Turkeybean) so we can learn the way as we go. Hopefully my email will be up on the FAQ before too long, so feel free to contact me at any time and I'll do what I can to help. That same email address is also my MSN messenger address if any of you have that (sorry, no AIM) so if you wish you can add me to that as well.

As some of you may know I'm off to the UK a week today and my activity will be reduced for a two and a half week period over christmas. I'll do my best to remain active (I don't want to let Hemlok slip away from me in the B/P ranks after all!), but I won't be around quite as much- my sister will no doubt be hogging the computer much of the time, plus I'll be busy catching up with family and friends. If any of you do have a problem during that period and I'm not about then I'm sure Phantom will be more than willing to help. Once I'm back I'll be on 16 hours a day for the next 7 months or so, and hopefully for some time after that as well.

Now to go and play with my sig message :)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 01:59:51


At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Barracks Recruitment Officer - I offer the role to Sergeant First Class PenguinLink.

Barracks Recruitment Officer
Role: Oversees Barracks recruitment, actively recruits for new members, understands the FAQ in detail, directs newcomers accordingly and points them to the FAQ
Reports to: Barracks Relations Officer

It's really a honor to be assigned as the Recruitment Officer, Sir EagleRock! I will report to duty right away! I will not let you down, Sir! Penguinlink reporting to duty, SIR!

*Salutes*

(Oh and Phantom, I sent the information you needed.)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 04:49:24


At 12/15/06 01:59 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Barracks Recruitment Officer - I offer the role to Sergeant First Class PenguinLink.

Barracks Recruitment Officer
Role: Oversees Barracks recruitment, actively recruits for new members, understands the FAQ in detail, directs newcomers accordingly and points them to the FAQ
Reports to: Barracks Relations Officer
It's really a honor to be assigned as the Recruitment Officer, Sir EagleRock! I will report to duty right away! I will not let you down, Sir! Penguinlink reporting to duty, SIR!

*Salutes*

(Oh and Phantom, I sent the information you needed.)

Congrats man you earned it now have an assigned job just like me. Make sure you do you job well man or you will suffer the wrath of my Diamond baseball bat and Frying pans!

J/K or am I?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 05:23:50


I moved up again after having a big b/p day. :D Right now, I am in the position where I can jump 3-4 spots per week if I get over 70 points per day which is great. After passing Serphius, my next target is QuikFox who was once a b/p machine. As I am posting here, I am down 177 points compared with her total. I will see if I get her before the next update. Even if I cannot, I will still pass her on Sunday. :) Ok, it has been a great day with you people, I am heading into my bed. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 06:14:06


At 12/15/06 12:22 AM, Hemlok wrote: I'll keep that in mind.

I won't be sleeping this week, I'm hosting a contest on the NGDD all through next week.

Just sent my message your way. Thanks for the reminder.

No problemo

Oh my.

LOL, awesome pic, where did you take it from? I was thinking "One flew over the Cuckoo’s nest " when I said that...

At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote: Yeah...FAQ Fun.

FAQ discipline! más rápido!

You're going crazy there, buddy. Let's not do that. :-)

Voy nueces que joden aquí. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ;-)

At 12/15/06 01:21 AM, Donthurtme wrote: Orders received and understood. I'm sure I'll be able to pick up any specific duties quickly and I look forward to working with the rest of the division and of course Lieutenant Chief Barracks Officer Phantom.

Kissing ass early, I like that. :-D

If any of you do have a problem during that period and I'm not about then I'm sure Phantom will be more than willing to help.

Heh, I will be there to help for any one who needs it, of any department and any issue, that is after all, my job.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 08:29:39


Major FAQ update, look it up here.

Version 12. Pi 14
:-P


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 08:36:51


Congrats Hemlok, HomerDough, and PeguinLink!

lol, HomerDough, I accidently almost typed HomerDouch, but not on purpose.

Anyways, as for the decisions that EagleRock has made, I think they are for the best. As bummed as I am that HomerDough beat me, it was probably a better decision, for a few reasons:

1.) Finals are next week, I need to study
2.) I'm not the best student
3.) If I get anything less than a B- I'm grounded until they come up

This of course will not stop me from being active, I'll do my best to stay active in the Barracks, and maybe get an officer position sometime in the future. I have regained my will to B/P like I use to, so I'll probably go until I get Brigadier General.

Christmas break starts 2:00 pm next Thursday for me. I will getting a new computer, so expect me to show it to you guys. Especially, EagleRock, WoW when I get it, you're going to make a new Horde and we can talk via TeamSpeak or something, I don't know.

With all that said, I must go to school.

*Salutes*

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 09:40:04


At 12/15/06 08:36 AM, Socially-Failed wrote: lol, HomerDough, I accidently almost typed HomerDouch, but not on purpose.

ROFL ROFL...

1.) Finals are next week, I need to study
2.) I'm not the best student
3.) If I get anything less than a B- I'm grounded until they come up

I know what you mean, after this one week off for the holidays, I'm gonna be drowned in tests and papers... Better procrastinate while I can.

And don’t know one forget, the comp starts soon enough, on Sunday the 17th, at 0:01 AM. Full info is here.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 09:43:39


Arrghhh..Crap, sorry wrong thread to post comp info in, managing several clubs isn't that fucking easy, back off...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 11:07:12


At 12/15/06 01:06 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Does this include mentioning movies that are malicious or possibly stolen to the other crew? (In my case the NGDD).

Does this mean you accept the role?

As far as the question goes, I don't believe it's a good idea to post those unless the NGDD is active in flagging them. I would recommend speaking with the leader of the NGDD on this and determining if this is conducive to their work. However, it is a good idea of how the Laison positions can benefit both groups.

At 12/15/06 01:21 AM, Donthurtme wrote: I am happy to accept the role and do my very best as an officer of the Barracks, sir. It really is an honour to give something back to this group- I've been here since about page 80 and throughout that period this has been the first place I've visited when signing on each day.

I'm glad you accept! Again, just like Hemlok, you stood right out when I first came back. That speaks a lot, Brigadier General.

Ah, a pretty little tree indeed- sleep deprived imagination really is a wonder to behold :)

LOL! I kinda realize how sleep-deprived I did sound. However, what I said actually does make sense. The tree I was talking about was the tree of the officers and how they report to one another. In other words, the top of the tree is the Chief Barracks Officer, with the Lieutenant Chief next to him. Below the Lieutenant is the Relations Division with all of the members lined there, etc. You'll see when I actually make it...if I actually make it.

As some of you may know I'm off to the UK a week today and my activity will be reduced for a two and a half week period over christmas. I'll do my best to remain active (I don't want to let Hemlok slip away from me in the B/P ranks after all!), but I won't be around quite as much- my sister will no doubt be hogging the computer much of the time, plus I'll be busy catching up with family and friends. If any of you do have a problem during that period and I'm not about then I'm sure Phantom will be more than willing to help. Once I'm back I'll be on 16 hours a day for the next 7 months or so, and hopefully for some time after that as well.

Well, don't beat yourself up...I've never punished someone for actually having a life... :-) Enjoy your break!

At 12/15/06 01:59 AM, PenguinLink wrote: It's really a honor to be assigned as the Recruitment Officer, Sir EagleRock! I will report to duty right away! I will not let you down, Sir! Penguinlink reporting to duty, SIR!

Good to hear! Glad you accept the role!

I must head off to work again (it seems like I have to do this every day or something), so I will update my roster once I get back. I'm off to a Christmas party night for work, and it's open bar...expect me back late. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 11:20:48


At 12/15/06 11:07 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Does this include mentioning movies that are malicious or possibly stolen to the other crew? (In my case the NGDD).
Does this mean you accept the role?

Yes... It does meam I accept the role. As for asking the leader of the NGDD.... Phantom has pretty much taken over that position, so I guess I'll just ask him.

And Phantom, your spanish needs some work.

My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 11:24:46


At 12/15/06 11:20 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Yes... It does meam I accept the role. As for asking the leader of the NGDD.... Phantom has pretty much taken over that position, so I guess I'll just ask him.

I'll add it up soon, just PM me with your Officer role, e-mail, AIM and whatever means of contact you have...

And Phantom, your Spanish needs some work.

No no no, my Spanish is perfect. It's the online translator that created that needs some work...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 11:46:14


At 12/14/06 07:12 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Congratulations on your new position, you deserve it Hemlok! ! !

Thanks! Now that I'm the new advancement officer you better stay active around here, or you will be getting a message by me!

At 12/15/06 12:54 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Barracks Relations Officer - I offer the role to Brigadier General donthurtme.

Great.


Barracks Recruitment Officer - I offer the role to Sergeant First Class PenguinLink.

Another good one.


Barracks NGDD Laison - I offer the role to Supreme Commander pepeatumi.

Nice.


Barracks NGPD Laison - I offer the role to Corporal HomerDough.

He should do a good job.


The only position I am not ready to appoint is the NG Mafia Laison position, as no appointmenets were made. Therefore, the position stays as Turkeybean's.

I think he suits the role best. I just wish he was active around the forums.


Please let me know if you accept these roles, members.

I except them all, sir EagleRock!


I thank everyone's participation, as it is working towards a stronger Barracks and working to recogize those that contribute here.

No problem. This place is my home away from home and I want to do as much as I can with it.


Also, a DEFCON Update:

Portal has slowed greatly. I am lowering the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 to further notice. However, please watch for malicious flash throughout the night.

I always watch out for those flashes. Sadly, your right. The portal has become exptremely slow since I got up. I'm dissapointed. That still doesn't mean I'm leaving my post, I will stay out there until dusk! Actually, today I may not be so active since I need to go last minute Christmas shopping for basically everyone that's on my list. I will try and be as active as possible.


My last order of business before I go to bed...Officer reorganization.

Basically, the roles are the same, but I am making the positions more clear and organizing them by type and by who reports to who. Some day I'll make a pretty diagram, but I'm just too tired tonight.

Cool, looking forward to that diagram some day.


Barracks Advancement Officer
Role - Encourages Barracks members to serve the Portal through standard B/P action, as well as non-B/P actions, such as reviewing, review-flagging, and whistleblowing
Reports to: Chief Barracks Officer

I understand all this but I just have one question; what do I report about? Do I report how active members are or how inactive some members are, or both? I've been thinking of making an update of how active members are doing in B/P and posting in the Barracks. I would like some feedback on whether or not this is a good idea.


Whew...quite lengthy...try to picture the pretty little tree in your head in the meantime until I make the little picture...Note the three divisions that categorize the roles - Internal Division, for all in-Barracks needs, Relations Division, lead by the Relations Officer, for all out-of-Barracks relations and recruitment, and the Operations Divison, lead by the Portal Operations Officer, in charge of all strategy and intel on and off the Portal. I'll post this on the forum as well as create a diagram to make visualization easier.

Wow, it looks like this diagram you speak of is going to be a lot of work. Good luck with that, I can't wait to see it!


Well, that's enough work for me for tonight...I'm heading to my bunk.

Sleep well sir, should be a big day tommorrow.

I guess today now.

*salutes*

Man, since you have come back the salutes are comming out of everybody!

*Salute*
At 12/15/06 01:21 AM, Donthurtme wrote:
As some of you may know I'm off to the UK a week today and my activity will be reduced for a two and a half week period over christmas. I'll do my best to remain active (I don't want to let Hemlok slip away from me in the B/P ranks after all!), but I won't be around quite as much- my sister will no doubt be hogging the computer much of the time, plus I'll be busy catching up with family and friends. If any of you do have a problem during that period and I'm not about then I'm sure Phantom will be more than willing to help. Once I'm back I'll be on 16 hours a day for the next 7 months or so, and hopefully for some time after that as well.

Woohoo! More time to slip away through the rankings. I wouldn't really worry about catching me, this Christmas break I should be a mad man when it comes to B/P but I will also hang out with friends constantly. Also, by the time the break ends, I am sure you will pass me at the latest, the middle of February luckily, my sister has grown tired of Myspace and I am on the computer so much more. Well, have fun in the UK and with your friends and family. It's always nice to catch up. I hope you don't miss your ol' buddy Hemlok too much over there! :D


Now to go and play with my sig message :)

I will right after I finish another long post.


*salutes*

*Salute*

At 12/15/06 06:14 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/15/06 12:22 AM, Hemlok wrote: I'll keep that in mind.
I won't be sleeping this week, I'm hosting a contest on the NGDD all through next week.

Busy, busy, busy.


Just sent my message your way. Thanks for the reminder.
No problemo

Ya, sorry about the whole E-mail incident. :(


Oh my.
LOL, awesome pic, where did you take it from? I was thinking "One flew over the Cuckoo’s nest " when I said that...

LOL, you know Google can come out with some great pictures. That's where I got it from. Remember in that movie when the wife was looking for her son to get out of the hotel and she turns around and sees that guy in the bear costume and the butler sitting on the bed? What the hell was up with that! I didn't take the movie seriously anymore.

At 12/15/06 08:29 AM, Phantom wrote: Major FAQ update, look it up here.

Version 12. Pi 14
-P

Thanks for the update.

At 12/15/06 08:36 AM, Socially-Failed wrote: Congrats Hemlok, HomerDough, and PeguinLink!

And Donthurtme :P

Thanks!

lol, HomerDough, I accidently almost typed HomerDouch, but not on purpose.

LOL, very nice.

At 12/15/06 09:43 AM, Phantom wrote: Arrghhh..Crap, sorry wrong thread to post comp info in, managing several clubs isn't that fucking easy, back off...

I wouldn't doubt it. No worries.

At 12/15/06 11:07 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I must head off to work again (it seems like I have to do this every day or something), so I will update my roster once I get back. I'm off to a Christmas party night for work, and it's open bar...expect me back late. :-)

Sounds good. Have fun at your Christmas party! I wish I could join. :( Don't stay out too late now! I want that damn roster updated!

At 12/15/06 11:24 AM, Phantom wrote:
No no no, my Spanish is perfect. It's the online translator that created that needs some work...

What are with those? I remember in 7th grade how I always used those for my Italian projects and my assignments always came back brutally wrong with a big fat F staring at me. It pissed me off!

lol, ya. I took Italian.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 15:56:20


The portal is currently sort of slow but hopefully it will pick up soon because I need to get as

many blam points as I can get. That is if people start sending in crappy entries again, which

hasn't been happening. I am sort of aggervated at the point that I haven't been getting a lot of

blam points lately ,sense I love blam points. But hey, the positive side of this matter is that the

portal is getting cleaner and there aren't as many crappy entries as there used to be,which is

the most important thing...(Plus it makes our job a little bit easier) : )

( By the way, I have written like this so it's easier to read)


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At 12/15/06 11:20 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Yes... It does meam I accept the role. As for asking the leader of the NGDD.... Phantom has pretty much taken over that position, so I guess I'll just ask him.

Great! And that's sounds about good...

I didn't know Phantom was just-about in charge of the NGDD, either...good thing I came back, then! No wonder you're going crazy!

And Phantom, your spanish needs some work.

LOL!

At 12/15/06 11:46 AM, Hemlok wrote: I understand all this but I just have one question; what do I report about? Do I report how active members are or how inactive some members are, or both? I've been thinking of making an update of how active members are doing in B/P and posting in the Barracks. I would like some feedback on whether or not this is a good idea.

By "report to" I mean that the Chief Barracks Officer is the direct commanding officer, that's all. Your position doesn't need "reporting" per se.

Man, since you have come back the salutes are comming out of everybody!

*Salute*

I guess it's infectious...it's like old times in the Barracks all over again!

*salutes*

I've only


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THANK YOU/. For nominating me for th NGPD laison. I am happy and currently aying yippee yippee. Thanks anyway and thanks for congratulating me Socially-Failed even though you have lost. Thanks


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The portal is awfully slow today, just 7 UJ entries right now. My original plan is to pass QuikFox before the next update, now it seems that I cannot get her by then because of the slow portal. :(


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At 12/15/06 05:44 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: The portal is awfully slow today, just 7 UJ entries right now. My original plan is to pass QuikFox before the next update, now it seems that I cannot get her by then because of the slow portal. :(

I agree, I am trying to get to 3000 B/P points and I am so close yet soooo far. All I need is 40 points and yet I have a feeling its going to take a long long time. A couple of minutes ago there were only two UJ movies there. Cmon portal, Give me something!


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At 12/15/06 05:12 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/15/06 11:46 AM, Hemlok wrote: I understand all this but I just have one question; what do I report about? Do I report how active members are or how inactive some members are, or both? I've been thinking of making an update of how active members are doing in B/P and posting in the Barracks. I would like some feedback on whether or not this is a good idea.
By "report to" I mean that the Chief Barracks Officer is the direct commanding officer, that's all. Your position doesn't need "reporting" per se.

Alright, good. Just making sure here.


Man, since you have come back the salutes are comming out of everybody!

*Salute*
I guess it's infectious...it's like old times in the Barracks all over again!

Hooray!


*salutes*

*Salute*

At 12/15/06 05:44 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: The portal is awfully slow today, just 7 UJ entries right now. My original plan is to pass QuikFox before the next update, now it seems that I cannot get her by then because of the slow portal. :(

Well, since Afro_Stud is updating the list from now on, she said the time will be a lot later in the day. I hope that helps you out on passing that guy up. Besides, it's friday. I'd say about another hour or two the Portal will be flooded with under judgement flashes. Patience is a virtue.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-15 19:03:43


STOLEN ALERT!

Stolen from alien hominid. How dumb can you get!


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At 12/15/06 07:03 PM, Sterockicy wrote: STOLEN ALERT!

Stolen from alien hominid. How dumb can you get!

Damn, I can't believe a missed that one. I went to walk my dog for five minutes and bam! I miss whistle points. :(

At 12/15/06 07:09 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Alright, I made EGPFC! After a while of b/ping, I finally got it!

Alright! Good to hear a member of the Elite Guard Barracks ranking up. Stay on the ball now, don't want you to fade away from B/Ping. Keep up the good work and you should reach Corporal in a few weeks.


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At 12/15/06 07:09 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Alright, I made EGPFC! After a while of b/ping, I finally got it!

Congratulations! Im just about 100 away from EGPFC.


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At 12/14/06 09:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Hemlok is now our new Advancement Officer!

Congrats to him again.

At 12/15/06 12:22 AM, Hemlok wrote: Oh my.

Remember that part when he enters the bathroom, and he sees that young woman getting ready to kiss him, but then the woman turns into a naked, old, cackling lady, and he immediately runs out of the room?

That scene still scares the crap out of me. :(

At 12/15/06 05:44 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: The portal is awfully slow today, just 7 UJ entries right now. My original plan is to pass QuikFox before the next update, now it seems that I cannot get her by then because of the slow portal. :(

Don't worry. The night's still young.

At 12/15/06 07:09 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Alright, I made EGPFC! After a while of b/ping, I finally got it!

Congrats on that.


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