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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 01:23:21


At 12/7/06 01:12 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
At 12/6/06 11:33 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Stolen
This!
Dude...guess that we got SERVED. I have checked his last entry, and it is very similar to the one he just submitted. His last entry did not get flagged, neither will this one. Looks like that we are about to be pwned. >:(

Dammit man! That is very frustrating. A few people have blown there whistle on it, Why dont you think it will get flagged?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 01:25:23


At 12/7/06 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Dammit man! That is very frustrating. A few people have blown there whistle on it, Why dont you think it will get flagged?

It was! It is now marked for review. DoD seems to have forgot to check it before posting :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 01:28:02


At 12/7/06 01:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/7/06 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Dammit man! That is very frustrating. A few people have blown there whistle on it, Why dont you think it will get flagged?
It was! It is now marked for review. DoD seems to have forgot to check it before posting :-P

Na it wasnt flagged when he and I posted. Just after I posted I checked it again and it had been flagged.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 01:31:13


Oh man, I got the 18000 post. WOO!

While Im posted AGAIN! can I ask you guys something. Does Denvish plan on starting B/Ping again or is he going to let ramagi pass into #1 rank?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 01:35:53


At 12/7/06 01:28 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Na it wasnt flagged when he and I posted. Just after I posted I checked it again and it had been flagged.

I checked it before you posted, it was already flagged, but I'm not gonna argue over a mili-second.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 04:02:29


At 12/7/06 01:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/7/06 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Dammit man! That is very frustrating. A few people have blown there whistle on it, Why dont you think it will get flagged?
It was! It is now marked for review. DoD seems to have forgot to check it before posting :-P

By the time I posted, the entry was STILL in the portal. Anyway, it is always nice to have some whistle points. PS: I cannot fall asleep for some rat ass reasons, grrrr!!! >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 04:05:57


At 12/7/06 04:02 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
At 12/7/06 01:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/7/06 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Dammit man! That is very frustrating. A few people have blown there whistle on it, Why dont you think it will get flagged?
It was! It is now marked for review. DoD seems to have forgot to check it before posting :-P
By the time I posted, the entry was STILL in the portal. Anyway, it is always nice to have some whistle points. PS: I cannot fall asleep for some rat ass reasons, grrrr!!! >:(

Well neither can I. just came on to see what was going on. For the past few hours I have been writting more Stories since the portal is quiet for the night and I already flagged up quite a few reviews a few hours ago.

Hits DoD on head with frying pan for not believing in the Members of NG with their whistles.

Good night

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 06:43:03


Sorry if I'm a bit behind on my B/P points today, it's been a weird day... As described below.

Well today has been an interesting day so far, I decided to skip school, because really, what's a drop of water in a whole bucket. And in 12:30 PM I hear an odd noise from the living room, I ignore it at first, then I go there and see my dog lying down, twitching his legs, at first I thought he was dreaming, as dogs do and dream they are running around, but as I turned around I noticed his mouth was watering and his eyes were open, I know something's dead wrong, I pick him up (and he is one fully grown, heavy Airedale Terrier ), run all the way to the vet, thankfully not far. She said he had an Epilepsy seizure, but he is doing better now, I'll have to come back in the evening for some more tests...

Conclusion: skip school, you might just save a life.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 10:21:20


Thank god that you skipped school, and I hope your dog gets better!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 13:01:39


At 12/7/06 06:43 AM, Phantom wrote: Conclusion: skip school, you might just save a life.

NEVER! I am going to ace EVERYTHING on my way and there is nobody who can STOP me, muhahahahahaha!!!!!!! >:D >:D Anyway, it is the exam week at Duke, so we do not have classes. My next two exams are on next Monday, so I will be free until then. Of course, I will have to spend some time preparing for my exams around 3 hours per day. (because I hate losing any point) But that should not affect my b/p speed if the portal is busy. PS: Despite falling short on gaining 100 points on the second consective day, I still managed to get 97 points. It is great to see that I can rank up to EGLG before the next b/p 51+ update. Ok, I am going to lunch now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 13:32:49


At 12/7/06 06:43 AM, Phantom wrote: Conclusion: skip school, you might just save a life.

Thats fucking crazy man! I hope your dog gets better and the next time you skip school you might have to be a hero again!

So where pass 600 pages now and I missed it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 13:58:04


At 12/7/06 01:32 PM, ADT wrote: So where pass 600 pages now and I missed it!

Hehehe, don't feel bad buddy. It was just 600 pages. :/

It's not like 1,000.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 14:26:48


At 12/7/06 01:32 PM, ADT wrote: Thats fucking crazy man! I hope your dog gets better and the next time you skip school you might have to be a hero again!

The vet now says it could have been a sever poisoning from some medication against worms my dog was given. Still, I skipped school because I overslept and felt lazy ( Sloth lol ), and if I hadn't, and had gone to school, who knows what could have happened.

So once more I claim, bad things lead to good things. Who'd thought pissing on my education will keep me from losing my dog whom I had for 7 years now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 17:20:24


Well todays a really slow day in B/p. There's only 12 flashes right now. Someone know when the next NG famous day (Like pico day, Daily day, clock day etc.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 17:42:42


Clock Day is August 15, but i'm not sure about the other days...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 19:16:53


At 12/7/06 05:20 PM, HomerDough wrote: Well todays a really slow day in B/p. There's only 12 flashes right now. Someone know when the next NG famous day (Like pico day, Daily day, clock day etc.)

Yea, almost everyone is busy with their exams. I highly doubt that we will get more than 150 flashes in the end of the day. We just had Daily day last month, so you will have to wait for almost another year for that. Clock day is on 15th Augest. I am not sure about Pico Day though, my guess is in September. PS: the portal is like a snail...derrrrr.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 20:25:02


At 12/7/06 07:52 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/352995. Stolen from www. freeonlinegames.com.

Damn, forgot to post it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 20:44:18


At 12/7/06 01:32 PM, ADT wrote: So where pass 600 pages now and I missed it!

Don't worry about it. 600 isn't 1,000.

At 12/7/06 07:52 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/352995. Stolen from www. freeonlinegames.com.

Bah, I can't believe I didn't think that it was stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 21:19:10


I am now 9 points awa from ranking up to EGLG. Can anyone here help me to update my BBS sign?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 22:29:05


At 12/7/06 05:20 PM, HomerDough wrote:
Well todays a really slow day in B/p. There's only 12 flashes right now. Someone know when the next NG famous day (Like pico day, Daily day, clock day etc.)

Theres probibly a couple more but heres some in the next few months:

Star Day - April 23rd.
Pico Day - April 30th. (not anually)
Lock Day - May 26th.

Theres also key dates like Valentines day, Christmas, and New Years also.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 22:38:24


At 12/6/06 11:31 PM, Gorillazrock wrote:

Humble beginners are what eventually make good moderators. It's a rareity to see someone like this. We need more users like this, and less of the "LOLZZZ I LIKE GRRLS!!" I commend you penguinlink. (I like the sig too. Don't see many really good one's these days.)

Hey, thanks for the kind words, Gorillazrock. I try to be courteous every now and then. And yes, the sig by tkinney is awesome. If any of you guys want a great, updated sig, you should contact him.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 22:48:13


what was the most saviour movies you had in one day?

Mine was three yesterday in 5 minutes. lol. seriously though, I did


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 23:23:26


At 12/7/06 10:48 PM, HomerDough wrote: what was the most saviour movies you had in one day?

Mine was three yesterday in 5 minutes. lol. seriously though, I did

We'll I'm not sure exactly how many saves I've gotten in a day but last clock day was awesome, almost 900 points for me. It was awesome but a very long and tiresome day. My first Clock Day b/p experience but hopefully not my last.

Future congratulations to DoD for EG Lt General! A very nice looking badge! :)

Hope your dog gets better soon Phantom.

We'll guys I think this will be my last post until I get back sometime in Febuary. I've enjoyed my stay here and hope you guys are still going strong when I come back.

Protect the portal while I'm gone.

Take care EGB!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-07 23:35:06


I just ranked up to EGLG. Finally, the ugly two-star badger is gone...sweet! PS: Can anyone update my BBS sign? I suck at computer skills. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-08 00:20:06


2 save movies is the most I can remember, but then again I was never that much a savior.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-08 00:25:09


At 12/7/06 11:35 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: I just ranked up to EGLG. Finally, the ugly two-star badger is gone...sweet!

Congrats now your stuck with a three star badge for a while!

At 12/8/06 12:20 AM, Phantom wrote: 2 save movies is the most I can remember, but then again I was never that much a savior.

Well that makes two of us!

BLAM

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-08 00:47:06


You guys checked the portal today? Almost all of it is pure gold. Not much for us to do but let the good stuff through. I've only had to vote 4's and 5's, and have only written good reviews. I think NG has changed for the better (hopefully permanently)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-08 02:00:02


You guys checked the portal today? Almost all of it is pure gold. Not much for us to do but let the good stuff through. I've only had to vote 4's and 5's, and have only written good reviews. I think NG has changed for the better (hopefully permanently)

I really doubt that. It just means all the losers with there crappy flashes they submit to annoy everyone are sleeping or something. Give them a few hours to wake up and it will begin again.

Plus there is some shit still in the portal, Its not all good. I cant complain though, Just means free blam points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-08 10:38:58


At 12/5/06 12:58 AM, Phantom wrote: Glad to see the place is active and so is Eagle.

Pfft...I'm trying...the Wii keeps drawing me away...

...I just wish my damn component cable would ship so I can play in 480p...

At 12/6/06 11:18 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/6/06 09:18 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: I have read and understood the FAQS for this club.
Alright then, welcome to the EGB. Pick a bunk and get to work.

Please, Phantom, dispense with the pleasantries!!! It's like you're running a Barracks here or something!

At 12/6/06 08:41 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Grrr, I strayed from my laptop for too long and I miss the first post in page 600. Well, i'm just in time FOR SOME CAKE!

Oh well, I missed it, too. At least I can say I didn't miss page 1 :-P

At 12/6/06 09:26 PM, arianna1 wrote:
At 12/6/06 08:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
for our female members I brought a few male strippers as well. have fun everyone.

Wow! Cake, booze and strippers for everyone again! Happy 600 pages EGB! The news about the still-delayed new lay-out is good, great even, though after tonight I won't be as nerve-wracked about it. Tonight, I will finally reach level 14! It has been a long time coming. It should only take me another week to reach EGB Captain, too, though with the internet woes that seem to be hitting everyone, I'm not holding my breath just yet!

I'm still lucky if I can hit 25 B/P a week. Especially since I've been getting all the crap out of my mom's house on the weekends...you NEVER know how much crap you have until you move.

Congrats to everyone who has already earned a new badge or leveled up and welcome to the new people! I am pathetic with names, sorry.

Ha...imagine my feeling...I come back and don't know half of the members! I used to welcome every single new member to the Barracks...oh well. Times have changed, I guess.

Grabs a bottle and one of the men and heads to a dark corner...life is good in the EGB!

As you wish... *pretends to turn head*

Salute!
At 12/7/06 12:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Happy 600 pages for the Barracks! :passes out liquor and strippers:

still eagerly awaiting the new layout:
passes out some more strippers:

Where the hell did you come from? I'd like to see less AWOL and more Portal protection! Now report to KP immediately!!!

lol, hypocrite
At 12/8/06 12:47 AM, Gorillazrock wrote: You guys checked the portal today? Almost all of it is pure gold. Not much for us to do but let the good stuff through. I've only had to vote 4's and 5's, and have only written good reviews. I think NG has changed for the better (hopefully permanently)

Well, I would prefer to "only be able to let the good stuff through." Let's remember our duty is to protect two things here: The Portal from the bad flash, and the good flash that does come on the Portal. If an aspiring artist is trying to get a flash on the Portal, they have all the right to a fair vote. If they are trying but the flash isn't good enough, they deserve a good review. if they're good enough to pass the Portal, they deserve a protect. I'd much prefer to do that!

However, I highly doubt "NG has changed for the better." From my experience, the mornings always have people that generally produce flash that they actually worked on. The "crap" usually comes through around the afternoon when the 13-year-olds get out of school. Just wait till the afternoon...you'll see tons of crap just like before.

At any rate, it is nice to see such Barracks enthusiasm! Get out on that Portal, soldiers! Do your duty!

*salutes*


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