This is private edelsen speaking, I just wanted to say that its been my dream to join the Elite Guard Barracks now that i'm eligible for enlistment. =)

Welcome back Dark!

At 11/22/06 10:22 PM, arianna1 wrote:

I noticed the new list of 325 Top Protectors and checked it out. I was a little surprised to see that I am not on it despite being just below ElMaster in number of protects. Oversight? Maybe.

Oops, sorry about not having you in there. I expected quite a few mistakes and that's why I never actually posted it on NG. It's just a rough copy and thought some of you guys might like to have a peak.

At 11/25/06 12:10 AM, Phantom wrote:

I guess no one has anything to say, which really really blows ass right before page 600 and the one year celebration.

Calm before the storm?

At 11/25/06 06:00 PM, edelsen wrote:

This is private edelsen speaking, I just wanted to say that its been my dream to join the Elite Guard Barracks now that i'm eligible for enlistment. =)

Hey welcome to the Barracks edelson! Just read the FAQ and wait for Phantom to give the 'ok' and you're all set. =)

btw, next membership update is in 4 more days.

At 11/23/06 11:09 PM, Phantom wrote:

Major Punk should get you into the roster as soon as he runs out of weed.

I won't be running out anytime soon. But I'll add him in immediately. =)

At 11/25/06 06:52 PM, Major-punk wrote: I won't be running out anytime soon. But I'll add him in immediately. =)

To tell you the truth, that does not look like weed in my eyes. That looks like a bag of shit!

Hey everyone, I was wondering if you guys are doing anything in particular for the December holidays(I think someone made a similar topic by now)? I might go see my cousins who live in calgary to celebrate our christmas festivities.

I will try to get EGSC by December but that seems quite tough because I am playing my 360 games like crazy.

At 11/25/06 06:00 PM, edelsen wrote: This is private edelsen speaking, I just wanted to say that its been my dream to join the Elite Guard Barracks now that i'm eligible for enlistment. =)

Major Punk gave the FAQ link but your posts are awful short, as long as you make them at least a little longer here, we will be ok.

At 11/25/06 06:52 PM, Major-punk wrote: I won't be running out anytime soon. But I'll add him in immediately. =)

Why does weed look like a dry turd?

At 11/25/06 04:21 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote:

At 11/25/06 03:52 PM, Tantera wrote:

At 11/25/06 02:16 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

40 hours? I'd be lucky if I can get anywhere around 30 hours.

I've went a week one one hour of sleep. I was playing WoW.

A whole week with one hour of sleep? Doubt it.

I know WoW sucks.

It doesn't suck, but it isn't the best game out there.

At 11/25/06 06:00 PM, edelsen wrote: This is private edelsen speaking, I just wanted to say that its been my dream to join the Elite Guard Barracks now that i'm eligible for enlistment. =)

Welcome! Phantom will accept you in shortly and will give you the FAQ to read over.

At 11/25/06 06:52 PM, Major-punk wrote:

btw, next membership update is in 4 more days.

Can't wait!

At 11/23/06 11:09 PM, Phantom wrote:

Major Punk should get you into the roster as soon as he runs out of weed.

I won't be running out anytime soon. But I'll add him in immediately. =)

Drugs are bad my friend! I do agree with what Seamonky and Phantom said though.

lol, MP smokes shit!

At 11/25/06 07:37 PM, OtakuAl wrote: Hey everyone, I was wondering if you guys are doing anything in particular for the December holidays(I think someone made a similar topic by now)? I might go see my cousins who live in calgary to celebrate our christmas festivities.

Probably going to do what I do every year. Go up to Brentwood to visit my mom's side of the family on Christmas Eve. Although I don't know what I will be doing on Christmas day since my other grandpa passed away on March and we usually spent it at his house.

Hey everyone, I was wondering if you guys are doing anything in particular for the December holidays(I think someone made a similar topic by now)? I might go see my cousins who live in calgary to celebrate our christmas festivities.

I will try to get EGSC by December but that seems quite tough because I am playing my 360 games like crazy.

I think you can make it. If you try really hard I think you can actually get it in 3-4 weeks. Gears of War is getting to ya, isn't it?

At 11/25/06 04:21 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote: I've went a week one one hour of sleep. I was playing WoW.

That sounds highly doubtful.

At 11/25/06 06:52 PM, Major-punk wrote: I won't be running out anytime soon. But I'll add him in immediately. =)

Nice little turd you have there.

At 11/26/06 12:46 AM, Hemlok wrote:

At 11/25/06 04:21 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote:

At 11/25/06 03:52 PM, Tantera wrote:

At 11/25/06 02:16 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

40 hours? I'd be lucky if I can get anywhere around 30 hours.

I've went a week one one hour of sleep. I was playing WoW.
A whole week with one hour of sleep? Doubt it.

It's totally possible. I can't sleep without a sleep-aid. I can try all I want, but I can never fall asleep. The only reason I went to sleep for that hour or so is because after staying up for five days I becamse ill and fell asleep from that.

What I meant by WoW sucks is it is addicting and I hate being addicted to anything.

At 11/26/06 01:28 AM, ILoveToYiff wrote: It's totally possible. I can't sleep without a sleep-aid. I can try all I want, but I can never fall asleep. The only reason I went to sleep for that hour or so is because after staying up for five days I becamse ill and fell asleep from that.

What I meant by WoW sucks is it is addicting and I hate being addicted to anything.

Emm...Doctors, the people with pretty Diplomas, say that 5 days without any sleep will drive a person insane because his brain will simply be shattered from the lack of rest. And 10 days will kill most people. The records I believe stands at 11 days, but that person did lose his mind after breaking the record, the other scenario I believe is possible, is a medical condition in which we sleep only a few seconds at a time, it's enough to keep a person alive for over ten days, but insanity is still promised. If this is even close to the truth, you should be in a sleep research laboratory or part frozen from the dead brain cells that died from the lack of rest. Brain cells die begin to die out after over 48 hours of no sleep. So it's not recommended to stay up that long, enjoy your brain while you can because after the age of 40 you will only go dumber any way, and studying new things after the age of 25 is harder than at any other age.

Aren't you happy I take Biology now?

At 11/25/06 04:21 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote: I've went a week one one hour of sleep. I was playing WoW.

That is very interesting that you would go a week with no sleep just to play WoW. As has already been stated by many people, that is not physically possible. It is also not a reasonable excuse to stay up that long. I do not think I would go a week of solely playing anything with a complete lack of sleep. Most people function much better with sleep. Why go about and get slaughtered in an online game just to say you went a week. That really doesn’t sound worth anyone's time.

I know WoW sucks.

Further proving how worthless doing something like that really is.

At 11/25/06 06:52 PM, Major-punk wrote: Calm before the storm?

That very well could be. I can only hope that is all we are going to be in right now. We are so very close already. It will be great to be able to make 600 pages. One more large accomplishment for the Barracks to celebrate. I just hope that we will be able to pool everyone in for the party. If we can get all of our old members to be active for just the one page, it will really be something to see. Maybe we can even get Eagle to drop in. i thought I heard a rumor about him getting the chance to show up. I guess we will have to wait and see.

btw, next membership update is in 4 more days.

Thanks for keeping the updates going. I am sure it cannot be easy to track all of that information, getting it all logged together has to be an even larger pain. You have done a great job with it so far, keep it up.

At 11/26/06 12:06 AM, Phantom wrote: Why does weed look like a dry turd?

Depending on where you buy it from, it may just be a dry turd. Damn Wal-Mart, I shouldn't have believed them when they said it was the same quality at a cut back price. I do have to ask why you would know what a dry turn rolled in a plastic bag would look like though. I am not one to experiment with my shit, or at least let it sit long enough to dry out. There is just something horribly wrong with this whole conversation. I'm leaving it alone now.

At 11/26/06 01:28 AM, ILoveToYiff wrote: What I meant by WoW sucks is it is addicting and I hate being addicted to anything.

Addiction is a sign of weakness. Especially being addicted to something as simple minded as a video game. I would have chosen a much finer habit than sitting down to fit war mongers on a flat screen. You need to learn to balance everything out so you are not addicted to anything, just well rounded within your surroundings. Then again, I am trying to reason with a WoW user here, that seems like a lost cause in itself. No offense, but most WoW people are ridiculous. Too many people play that damn game.

At 11/26/06 02:49 AM, Phantom wrote: Aren't you happy I take Biology now?

No, I am really not. You have far too much knowledge for any one Newgrounds user. I guess this could be why you know about dry turds though. Biology is actually pretty interesting if you take the time to get into it. You can branch out in a lot of different ways. Good luck staying up on it. I am sure you are not one to fall behind on your studies are you? have fun with it my friend, don't get lost.

EGB

It is really good to see you guys, and Washu. It has been a long time since I have really bunked down and had the chance to get in her. I apologize for the overly long stint of inactivity. If you did not notice that I was even gone, then I am not surprised, damn you guys. I have read over everything and it looks a lot has changed since I was here last. You guys are sure progressing quickly. We have a lot of new faces; it may take me some time to get to know everyone. We are certainly going in the right direction.

I am sure with page 600 approaching you are all very excited. Clearing another hundred mark is always a great thing. We are a crew that can truly say what we have within our pages is quality and not just quantity. The members here have worked very hard to make it that way and I thank you all for that. I only hope we can keep that going as we move forward. There is no reason not to of course, but people to seem to veer from time to time. I will do what I can to get in here more. I miss this place. Have a good night everyone. Thanks.

Elite Guard Barracks Liaison to the Newgrounds Mafia
Elite Guard Staff Sergeant Turkeybean

At 11/26/06 03:30 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Depending on where you buy it from, it may just be a dry turd. Damn Wal-Mart, I shouldn't have believed them when they said it was the same quality at a cut back price. I do have to ask why you would know what a dry turn rolled in a plastic bag would look like though. I am not one to experiment with my shit, or at least let it sit long enough to dry out. There is just something horribly wrong with this whole conversation. I'm leaving it alone now.

lol, you'd be surprised what you find out after you've been listed with a bunch of awkward embarrassing medical tests and analyses... That, or owning and walking a big dog ( don't ask ).

No, I am really not. You have far too much knowledge for any one Newgrounds user. I guess this could be why you know about dry turds though. Biology is actually pretty interesting if you take the time to get into it. You can branch out in a lot of different ways. Good luck staying up on it. I am sure you are not one to fall behind on your studies are you? have fun with it my friend, don't get lost.

Heh, I don't consider myself that smart, I'm just into Biology and Medicine in general, that combined with the fact a lot chicks like educated men is doing quite well for me, I can expand over AIM or something if any one would like me to ;-)

My surgery and Asthma took me out of any studies for 2 weeks so I have a lot of catching up, but being myself I should get back on track with all exams and reports with a matter of a couple weeks.

hello again, how did you celebrate the thanks giving day buy ,the way?

At 11/26/06 07:09 AM, dawin45 wrote: hello again, how did you celebrate the thanks giving day buy ,the way?

Not, here in Belgium =(

Sargeant EagleRock, Private PhIrEPhYtER requesting permission to fall in?

Is today EGB anniversary or is it next week?????

At 11/26/06 10:48 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Is today EGB anniversary or is it next week?????

3 days dude. it's on the 29th. I have a question, how do I become an Elite Guard?

At 11/26/06 11:00 AM, PhIrEPhYtER wrote: 3 days dude. it's on the 29th. I have a question, how do I become an Elite Guard?

lol, you know more than a member...Heh. Any way, any questions you may have are all answered in our FAQ .

At 11/26/06 10:18 AM, PhIrEPhYtER wrote: Sargeant EagleRock, Private PhIrEPhYtER requesting permission to fall in?

sorry citisen you haven't got what it takes 2 join the EGB yet... you have 2 blam and protect more under judgement submissions and reach 1500 points, and then you might ask for joining the EBG... try not to spam the thread cas further requests will be ignored, and you might never get a chance of joining...

My laptop busted AGAIN DURING the Thanksgiving break (on Wednesday morning) and I have not found a way to fix it yet. The school library did not open until 2 hours ago because of the stupid policy of closing it during any holiday. As a result, I wasted the whole break without b/ping and fell behind in the rankings. >:( Now I have got tons of work to make up with if I want to bounce back in the rankings. School will be back tomorrow and I am sure that my professors will give out lots of "sneaky" tests after the break. Since I love my A's more than anything else besides myself, I do not expect to have too much spare time in the following week. But I will see how far I can advance on the rankings by capitalizing my spare time b/ping. Ok, time for me to go back to the portal and rock more points. The major reason why I am posting here is to let you all know that I am still ALIVE. :P

At 11/26/06 02:49 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/26/06 01:28 AM, ILoveToYiff wrote:

Emm...Doctors, the people with pretty Diplomas, say that 5 days without any sleep will drive a person insane because his brain will simply be shattered from the lack of rest. And 10 days will kill most people. The records I believe stands at 11 days, but that person did lose his mind after breaking the record, the other scenario I believe is possible, is a medical condition in which we sleep only a few seconds at a time, it's enough to keep a person alive for over ten days, but insanity is still promised. If this is even close to the truth, you should be in a sleep research laboratory or part frozen from the dead brain cells that died from the lack of rest. Brain cells die begin to die out after over 48 hours of no sleep. So it's not recommended to stay up that long, enjoy your brain while you can because after the age of 40 you will only go dumber any way, and studying new things after the age of 25 is harder than at any other age.

Aren't you happy I take Biology now?

Quite happy. I'm sure my insomnia helped keep me from going insane from no sleep. I guess my body is tougher than alot of other peoples. I'm a biabetic and my sugar is always high. It's been that way since I became diabetic, and I am not showing any signs of damage. I have been diabetic since September 26, 1999.

At 11/26/06 12:00 PM, OtakuAl wrote: Yeah. Before I joined the Egb, I was a diablo 2 addict. I played for a couple of hours each day, until I got hacked. I've never thought how pointless it was to continuously play the game on end since then. I haven't touched it since. I could have done so much with my time if I didn't play D2.

I used to really like Diablo 2, until I got that it'll take massive amounts of work to beat it, so I just left it behind when I switched computers.

At 11/26/06 03:11 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote: Quite happy. I'm sure my insomnia helped keep me from going insane from no sleep. I guess my body is tougher than alot of other peoples. I'm a biabetic and my sugar is always high. It's been that way since I became diabetic, and I am not showing any signs of damage. I have been diabetic since September 26, 1999.

So what if you are diabetic? a different blood sugar level doesn't effect one's sleeping habits and such a drastic amount of sugar to help keep energy to stay up for a week is enough to cause diabetics on its own.

I admit it would help be more energetic than most people, but I doubt it would go that far, you'd still lose brain cells from the lack of rest regardless of energy. Which is kind of a shame. Though at best you were lucky enough to lose cells in the memory region rather than the areas that control the body and speech. You might notice a shorter term memory than most people now if your stories are close to the truth. The human brain is not to be trifled with, sleep!

At 11/26/06 03:21 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/26/06 12:00 PM, OtakuAl wrote:

So what if you are diabetic? a different blood sugar level doesn't effect one's sleeping habits and such a drastic amount of sugar to help keep energy to stay up for a week is enough to cause diabetics on its own.

I admit it would help be more energetic than most people, but I doubt it would go that far, : you'd still lose brain cells from the lack of rest regardless of energy. Which is kind of a shame. Though at best you were lucky enough to lose cells in the memory region rather than the areas that control the body and speech. You might notice a shorter term memory than most people now if your stories are close to the truth. The human brain is not to be trifled with, sleep!

Those two things were supposed to be seperate statements. I will admit my memory stinks. But it stinks because it always has. My memory has been bad from the time I could remember things.

That is very interesting that you would go a week with no sleep just to play WoW. As has already been stated by many people, that is not physically possible. It is also not a reasonable excuse to stay up that long. I do not think I would go a week of solely playing anything with a complete lack of sleep. Most people function much better with sleep. Why go about and get slaughtered in an online game just to say you went a week. That really doesn’t sound worth anyone's time.

I wasn't playing the whole time. My mom used to not get off WoW until around 1 or 2 A.M. I played for abour 3 hours a night. I only played WoW because there's nothing to do there except video games and eating. My family doesn't exercise.
I stayed up because I wanted to. i don't likle sleeping. I feel it's a waste of time. I don't need it.

I am not at home right now.

Has anyone seen this game before on NG? I swear that the song just rings a bell in my head that says I have played that game before. Can anyone confirm this inkling?

At 11/26/06 03:03 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: My laptop busted AGAIN DURING the Thanksgiving break (on Wednesday morning) and I have not found a way to fix it yet. The school library did not open until 2 hours ago because of the stupid policy of closing it during any holiday. As a result, I wasted the whole break without b/ping and fell behind in the rankings. >:( Now I have got tons of work to make up with if I want to bounce back in the rankings. School will be back tomorrow and I am sure that my professors will give out lots of "sneaky" tests after the break. Since I love my A's more than anything else besides myself, I do not expect to have too much spare time in the following week. But I will see how far I can advance on the rankings by capitalizing my spare time b/ping. Ok, time for me to go back to the portal and rock more points. The major reason why I am posting here is to let you all know that I am still ALIVE. :P

So that was why you stopped after a few days. Well I hope your labtop gets repaired soon because by looking at the list I see quite a few potential passers of you. oh and goo luck with Keeping your A average.

On a side note I am expecting to get my next badge this week I am also going to try and make the rest of you Eat my B/Ping dust. well everyone have a nice day.

STOLEN
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351248

ORIGINAL
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/72327

This is a screamer.

At 11/26/06 05:27 PM, Hemlok wrote: STOLEN
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351248

ORIGINAL
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/72327

I can't believe someone would be so stupid as to steal something that is seen by anyone who blows the whistle on a rule breaking flash. These theives are getting dumber by the minute if you ask me.

I'm gonna get Private first class REAL soon. I have 900 saves right now which is pretty cool. I'm 44 away from first class. Then my voting power will finally grow drastically. Ha Ha Ha!

At 11/26/06 05:03 PM, LittleWashu wrote

So that was why you stopped after a few days. Well I hope your labtop gets repaired soon because by looking at the list I see quite a few potential passers of you. oh and goo luck with Keeping your A average.
On a side note I am expecting to get my next badge this week I am also going to try and make the rest of you Eat my B/Ping dust. well everyone have a nice day.

I am doing good so far today, getting over 50 points already with over 20 UJ entries left in the portal. I expect to gain around 80 points for the day. As for those people who intend to pass me, I have noticed their evil purpose. As a matter of fact, I have been in a battle against Claudia for a few weeks now with me holding the edge. Her average is around 63 this week, I expect the average to drop since she also has a school to go to. I have to outgain her this week to have some breath room. >:( Going back to the portal for more points. :)

At 11/26/06 09:46 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: I expect to gain around 80 points for the day.

Nice, I didn't even vote on a single submission today since my dad had to do some work in the computer, and with school starting again tomorrow, arianna, you're probably going to pass me this week if not the other.

At 11/26/06 06:15 PM, homer8722 wrote: I'm gonna get Private first class REAL soon. I have 900 saves right now which is pretty cool. I'm 44 away from first class. Then my voting power will finally grow drastically. Ha Ha Ha!

Congratulations homer, I am sure you must also be excited about nearing the end of the Private ranks as well? I know I sure was when the time came to dump them. I always felt that the private ranks were simple and lowly. Granted, they are elite ranks, but private just the same. At any rate, with only 44 points to go it should not take you very long. If the portal keeps up you may be able to see it tonight. Enjoy the new voting power and rank. Good luck.