At 11/22/06 02:03 PM, Hemlok wrote: Just recieved my 10,000th blam point today. I think it's a good achievement in my B/P career.

thats awesome. It would take me soo long to get that many. I have to work way too much to be B/Ping all the time

hey guys im just checking in and i am close to leveling up to lv 12 and i need 99 more b/p points to getthe next rank.

At 11/22/06 07:02 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys im just checking in and i am close to leveling up to lv 12 and i need 99 more b/p points to getthe next rank.

Advanced congratulations on both accomplishments.

I just wanted to say early Happy THanksgiving to everybody, I hope you have a good time tomorrow. Today was my birthday, and next year it will be on the same day as Thanksgiving >.>
Turkey+cake= not a good combo.

Safety Patroler Geohunter reporting in Sir

At 11/22/06 07:13 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 11/22/06 07:02 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys im just checking in and i am close to leveling up to lv 12 and i need 99 more b/p points to getthe next rank.

Advanced congratulations on both accomplishments.

I just wanted to say early Happy THanksgiving to everybody, I hope you have a good time tomorrow. Today was my birthday, and next year it will be on the same day as Thanksgiving >.>
Turkey+cake= not a good combo.

Happy thanksgiving to all aswell!
I hope you get lots of stuff for your birthday except for b/p because you couldn't possibly pass me in your wildest dreams! Nothing like lighting a fire under your ass for your birthday! Bring it!!

Happy Birthday ElMaster! :P

At 11/22/06 07:13 PM, ElMaster wrote: I just wanted to say early Happy THanksgiving to everybody, I hope you have a good time tomorrow. Today was my birthday, and next year it will be on the same day as Thanksgiving

Well well, Happy Thanksgiving to you and to all the members in the Elite Guard Barracks!

Turkey+cake= not a good combo.

Hehehe, your telling me. That doesn't taste good together.

Happy Birthday El Master!

At 11/22/06 07:13 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 11/22/06 07:02 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys im just checking in and i am close to leveling up to lv 12 and i need 99 more b/p points to getthe next rank.

Advanced congratulations on both accomplishments.

Ya, same here.

I just wanted to say early Happy THanksgiving to everybody, I hope you have a good time tomorrow. Today was my birthday, and next year it will be on the same day as Thanksgiving

Happy Thankgsgiving to you too! Sine I'm such a lazy ass and hate to cook, I'm just going to hit the closest buffet tommorrow. Also, happy birthday!

Turkey+cake= not a good combo.

I agree with you there.

Congratulations to Pwroftheseagoat on reaching Elite Guard Major!

At 11/22/06 07:13 PM, ElMaster wrote:
I just wanted to say early Happy THanksgiving to everybody, I hope you have a good time tomorrow. Today was my birthday, and next year it will be on the same day as Thanksgiving

Oh yeah... I got a reminder of that somewhere. So congrats on your birthday, and now the obvious question... You got anything good?

Hey guys,it's DaRk, ive been gone for a while due to school and some personal issues, but ive decided to come back to NG. Some might remember me, alot of the older guys will. If you dont, im a cool guys as most would say, a veteran with the site, just an overall ok dude. But the thing is i can only go on NG on the weekends so thats the deal. Just can some one update me on what has been going on since i left and what the new system or something is?

Yes, I should post more often. It's just I appear to be a woman of few words. So, after catching up on all the messages, I noticed the new list of 325 Top Protectors and checked it out. I was a little surprised to see that I am not on it despite being just below ElMaster in number of protects. Oversight? Maybe.

Welcome to the barracks to ILoveToYiff. Gee, has it been that long already? It seems like just yesterday I was asking permission to join the Barracks after finally reaching EG in b/p'ing. My how time flies and that's a lot of flash blammed and protected since then. The party should be interesting!

Happy Birthday to ElMaster!! I hope you celebrated well. Good luck with the turkey and cake next year! Maybe you could put candles in a pumpkin pie instead?!?!

Congrats to Casualty on reaching the ever-elusive level 14! You're one of the people making it more difficult for me to reach this level, aren't you? I want the pipe!! You did it though, so nice achievement!

Congrats also to Hemlok for the nice accomplishment of 10,000 blams!

Congrats to Pwroftheseagoat for reaching EG Major! Nicely done!

Finally, Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it and well, have a nice day to all those who don't!

As always, Salute!

At 11/22/06 07:30 PM, geohunter wrote: Safety Patroler Geohunter reporting in Sir

Sorry you were a bit ignored so far. But I'm afraid you may not join. Read all of our rules in the FAQ .

Congrats to everybody...

so my weekend began. and hows everyone else is long weekend going?

At 11/22/06 11:16 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: so my weekend began. and hows everyone else is long weekend going?

It's 6:30 AM and I'm about to leave for ten hours so, I guess I'm not doing that great... <_<

At 11/22/06 11:16 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: so my weekend began. and hows everyone else is long weekend going?

Would be better, if it wasn't for this flu I caught yesterday. >:(

Thank you all for your warm welcomes. I am sorry I have not posted today. I was grounded. I have read the link that Phantom provided.
I have a goal. I want to get to Elite Guard Private First Class before the holiday weekend is over.

I think I will fit right in

Can i ask what this place is? i may be interested in joing, please excuse my noobness.

At 11/23/06 12:30 AM, JavaZill wrote: Can i ask what this place is? i may be interested in joing, please excuse my noobness.

Oh wow and so cute too, but you need 1500 b/p to join up. You do this by voting on the under judgement movies in the portal. They are the movies shaded grey. Protection points are awarded if you vote 2-5 on a movie that passes and blam points for voting 1 or 0 on a movie that is deleted.

More information about b/p can be found here.

At 11/22/06 11:36 PM, Tantera wrote:

At 11/22/06 11:16 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: so my weekend began. and hows everyone else is long weekend going?

Would be better, if it wasn't for this flu I caught yesterday. >:(

Well, that sucks. Hope you feel better soon budday!

At 11/22/06 11:57 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote: Thank you all for your warm welcomes. I am sorry I have not posted today. I was grounded.

Your very welcome. No worries on the posting.

I have read the link that Phantom provided.

Good to hear.

I have a goal. I want to get to Elite Guard Private First Class before the holiday weekend is over.

Hope you get it. Shouldn't be that hard.

I think I will fit right in

Let's hope.

At 11/23/06 12:30 AM, JavaZill wrote: Can i ask what this place is? i may be interested in joing, please excuse my noobness.

The info pwroftheseagoat gave is about the B/P system, more information about what the Elite Guard Barracks and its interests, see this link.

Welcome to Ilove¥iff and thanks to everyone!

BTW Mayor, top 1000 might still take a while, like 2 months or something =P

At 11/23/06 03:45 PM, WalksWithGrizzlies wrote: Reporting for duty sir, yes sir! I am Elite Guard Private WalksWithGrizzlies, a citizen of Newgrounds and its surrounding territories, fighting in the forces which guard this country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense of this great nation in order that all users will be able to freely submit, comment on, criticize, and view flash content for all time. May Newgrounds and its users live on as the greatest flash portal the world has ever known, unified in purpose. Now I stand before you all and ready to be judged by my superiors.

Look man, the army role play is fun and all but really don't take it so seriously. A salute here and there and a bit of corporal punishment is fun, but we're still people. But in the mean time Private, read and understand our FAQ . Hope you enjoy your stay, pick a bunk and back to work.

Salute ( he role plays so well I feel left back...)

At 11/23/06 03:54 PM, Phantom wrote:
Look man, the army role play is fun and all but really don't take it so seriously. A salute here and there and a bit of corporal punishment is fun, but we're still people. But in the mean time Private, read and understand our FAQ . Hope you enjoy your stay, pick a bunk and back to work.

Salute ( he role plays so well I feel left back...)

I remember when I first Joined the Elite guards as well. I used to somewhere close to that as well. maybe I should go back to that style of posting (Goes back to EGM) Phantom Sir the portal seem ok for now No Illegal movement as far as I can see and it seems a good day for the new troops to acquire some Points towards their promotions sir! I myself have earn over 500 points this week and I hope by the next of next week I get my rank up sir!

Salutes ^_^

At 11/23/06 01:06 AM, Hemlok wrote:

At 11/22/06 11:36 PM, Tantera wrote:

At 11/22/06 11:16 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 11/22/06 11:57 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote:

I have a goal. I want to get to Elite Guard Private First Class before the holiday weekend is over.

Hope you get it. Shouldn't be that hard.

It might be. Especially since I average 45 or less a day.

I think I will fit right in
Let's hope.

I won't be a problem for you. I don't flame or respond to them. I try to be a model poster. I feel it's a part of my duty as an Officer of the Barracks.

At 11/22/06 08:44 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Oh yeah... I got a reminder of that somewhere.

Myspace.

So congrats on your birthday, and now the obvious question... You got anything good?

Depends what you define as good.
I got 300 bucks and they sent me down to the mall and I wasted it all on clothes.

At 11/23/06 03:54 PM, Phantom wrote:
Look man, the army role play is fun and all but really don't take it so seriously.

Lmao...

At 11/23/06 07:36 PM, ElMaster wrote: Depends what you define as good.
I got 300 bucks and they sent me down to the mall and I wasted it all on clothes.

You've gotta be kidding me. Well, they better be cool looking clothes! So, what kinda cake did you get?

Please tell me an ice cream cake.

At 11/23/06 05:16 PM, WalksWithGrizzlies wrote: Understood sir. Suppose I took that roleplaying bit a little too far, so it'll be toned down from now on. As far as the FAQ goes, yes I have read and understood it so that should be all but finished besides an occasional review every now and then. Anyway who has an open bunk next to them where I could put my stuff down? I'd like to get to work as soon as possible after all.

Heh, alright then you are more than welcome to be here. Major Punk should get you into the roster as soon as he runs out of weed.

At 11/23/06 07:36 PM, ElMaster wrote: Lmao...

Mind sharing exactly what it was you were laughing at?

At 11/23/06 03:45 PM, WalksWithGrizzlies wrote: Reporting for duty sir, yes sir! I am Elite Guard Private WalksWithGrizzlies, a citizen of Newgrounds and its surrounding territories, fighting in the forces which guard this country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense of this great nation in order that all users will be able to freely submit, comment on, criticize, and view flash content for all time. May Newgrounds and its users live on as the greatest flash portal the world has ever known, unified in purpose. Now I stand before you all and ready to be judged by my superiors.

That's quite the entrance! Welcome to the Barracks Private!

At 11/23/06 07:36 PM, ElMaster wrote: Depends what you define as good.
I got 300 bucks and they sent me down to the mall and I wasted it all on clothes.

300 bucks worth of clothes isn't bad! I've gotten to the age where I'm the one that buys the gifts. Ya, surprising but it's not as fun as receiving!

At 11/23/06 11:09 PM, Phantom wrote: Heh, alright then you are more than welcome to be here. Major Punk should get you into the roster as soon as he runs out of weed.

Young people these days!

lmao!

Ok, I know for a fact that I have seen these flashes before:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350742

yet no matter how hard I search I can't find them on the site. These are being submitted by a suspicious profile that has only recently signed up, so I am fairly certain they are stolen, but I can't prove it. Anyone else seen them before that can back me up? Were they stolen before and are being submitted by the true author now? (I first saw them a long time ago- probably about a year, and I'm sure they were quite popular at the time, with good scores and possibly portal awards).

If I am in fact imagining it and just going crazy that's fine...

At 11/24/06 02:18 AM, Donthurtme wrote: Ok, I know for a fact that I have seen these flashes before:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350742

yet no matter how hard I search I can't find them on the site. These are being submitted by a suspicious profile that has only recently signed up, so I am fairly certain they are stolen, but I can't prove it. Anyone else seen them before that can back me up? Were they stolen before and are being submitted by the true author now? (I first saw them a long time ago- probably about a year, and I'm sure they were quite popular at the time, with good scores and possibly portal awards).

If I am in fact imagining it and just going crazy that's fine...

Well if you can't find them already submitted on the site then I would leave it alone. It seems to me that the author is putting the series up for more exposure. The profile links back to the authors site and credits the author, so it's not too suspicious to me. However if you still have doubts then contact Amy on her site and ask her yourself.

I know someone pointed out to me how to post links, but I am too traumatised right now to remember...the flash entry "My Trip to Chechnya" appears to show a murder/decapitation. It is not animated. It appears to be real. I flagged it. Even if this is a hoax, it is too realistic. It's sick.