future elite guard reporting for duty.permission to enter?please note ive been going to NG for 6 years and ive finally got a position as a soldier!Anyway sir,permision to enter?

At 10/28/06 07:53 PM, Andrea364 wrote: future elite guard reporting for duty.permission to enter?please note ive been going to NG for 6 years and ive finally got a position as a soldier!Anyway sir,permision to enter?

your sign up date says less than 1 year.
You need to get to ELITE GUARD before you can join.
So go out there and B/P

I would like to request every one who is not an EGB member, to shut the fuck up and let me handle this.

1). We do not give a crap how long you've "served the portal" unless you show hard evidence with the profile. So don't lie.

2). All those who want to join, must read, understand, and follow our conditions ,which neither of the last two candidates has managed to accomplish.

EGB FAQ

Looks like the normal sunshine and rainbows as usual here in the EGB. LOL!

Anyway, guys please go check out my new entry "Wrath, Sloth, Glottony". It's been in the portal for absolute EVER! Even if it got a 5 it wouldn't award because it's been in there so long. Grrr...

Anyway, check it out, let me know what ya' think. I'm going to get to BPing!

It's right here! Thanks for the help, fellow EGB.

At 10/29/06 01:32 AM, RSQViper wrote:

It's right here! Thanks for the help, fellow EGB.

I voted on it yesterday and I voted on it today. Still UJ though. =(

And since self-advertising seems to be the topic of the hour... =P

jk RSQ

New update of the Top 100 Protectors. It's been almost 6 weeks so theres alot of rank changes to view, or whatever.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Crashes to bed*

At 10/29/06 03:00 AM, Major-punk wrote:
New update of the Top 100 Protectors. It's been almost 6 weeks so theres alot of rank changes to view, or whatever.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Crashes to bed*

About damn time!!! Just kidding, thanks for the update.

At 10/29/06 07:26 AM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote: Sure is alot of flash in the flash portal...

There has been an unusually large amount of UJ flash in the portal recently (at least from what I see). I thimk that we might be at some low point of activity in the B/P area due to halloween being around the corner (fire works, drinking, partys, BBQ's). On a lighter note I recently ranked up and I must say that this is my favirout (sp?) looking badge that I have aquired so far.
e-v

At 10/29/06 12:06 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: There has been an unusually large amount of UJ flash in the portal recently (at least from what I see). I thimk that we might be at some low point of activity in the B/P area due to halloween being around the corner (fire works, drinking, partys, BBQ's). On a lighter note I recently ranked up and I must say that this is my favirout (sp?) looking badge that I have aquired so far.
e-v

Yes there has been a lot of activity but what's the bad part is that UJ entries go very slowly past judgment. I used to be able to only slack off for 4 hours before all the UJ entries changed, now it takes way over 6 hours for half of that... I don't know...

From what I've been hearing it seems I logged in at the wrong time. I just got back from my friends house and I have only seen thirty under jdgement flashes. Not cool man, not cool!

Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Have a look at "Ipin Air Hockey". I played this game on www. miniclip.com. Obviously, the author stole the game from there. Go for the easy whistle points now!!!

Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

At 10/29/06 02:57 PM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Damn, you beat me on that, but I whistled on it anyway before it was marked. Guess that we will get some whistle points. ;)

At 10/29/06 04:25 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: LOL TRIPLE POST!

So I LOL'd when I signed on today. I did my usual experience depositing, and then checked my inbox for new mail.

Sure enough, I had 1 new message.

Title: "Rawr <3"
Sender:
PereGirl

Turns out my girlfriend is an e-stalker. Well, maybe not. She's a Gaia user, and she sees me on NG during class.

I just found it random and funny. Also, I'm apparently her "favorite flash artist".

Lol@stalker girlfriends...

At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Dude, your sig was updated in the level up lounge, check it out and you'll see it.

Damn son, pwroftheseagoat is probably going to pass me in a week or two D:
I get like 300-500 points a week, he gets like 600-900 :[
And I've never been passed in the history of forever!
If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!

At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Near the bottom. dave sure is a swell guy.

At 10/29/06 04:50 PM, MadCow wrote: If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!

Do I smell resentment towards Slash?...

At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Congratulations! That's a pretty cool badge.

At 10/29/06 04:25 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 10/29/06 02:57 PM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Damn, you beat me on that, but I whistled on it anyway before it was marked. Guess that we will get some whistle points. ;)

Ya, I'm a quick one. I'm glad you got some whistle points out of that one too.

At 10/29/06 04:50 PM, MadCow wrote: If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!

Well, I will agree some people have it easier than others. My B/P rate dropped dramatically now that I have to "sleep at night"...

At 10/29/06 04:37 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Title: "Rawr <3"
Sender:
PereGirl

Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

D:

Anyway, what's up with this portal bug? All the daily places were submitted on the 28th.... And well done to RSQ for the daily 5th by the way :D

Also, I have a new flash out! Don't forget to reccommend it the halloween 2006 collection!

At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

Coming from you? Psh.

At 10/29/06 10:43 PM, Phantom wrote: At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

lol. Plus Phantom, you could just check Aphadon's IP on the forums. She's posted maybe once from my laptop, so all other IP's would register differently.

For D-o-D, here's some proof:

Pic of me: link
Pic of her: link
Pic of both of us (the one Phantom saw): link

So you see, I, at least, do not need to "fake" having a girlfriend. Unlike yourself.

At 10/30/06 11:59 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Pic of both of us (the one Phantom saw): link

Yeah it's a nice one, putting all drinking references aside, I like it.

So you see, I, at least, do not need to "fake" having a girlfriend. Unlike yourself.

Leave DoD alone! he needed a hobby in between failing class and picking up chicks in the library.

FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O

The authors other flash is also stolen, but passed judgement.

At 10/30/06 04:15 PM, Peregrinus wrote: FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O

Nice find. I already whistled it.

At 10/30/06 04:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 10/30/06 04:15 PM, Peregrinus wrote: FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O

Nice find. I already whistled it.

It's been marked.

The authors other flash, which somehow passed judgement, said in the comments "I didn't make it" (McDonalds Ebonics or something...)

At 10/29/06 10:43 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

I guess that ONLY TIME will tell if he is faking a gf a not. Assume that he is, I just do not think that it is a pleasure to do something that has been done before. Of course, he can do whatever he wants. What I am saying is that he can have a gf in real life, but it is very unlikely that she is a NG user as well. Plus, I bet that I was not the only one who faked a gf. Quite frankly, my trick did fool most of you for quite a long time. Unless he can provide some evidence that "she" is indeed his gf and has a NG account, (I need to see all her reviews and BBS posts to determine if it is just another alt.) I am not going to buy it so fast like you people do. :P

At 10/30/06 11:59 AM, Peregrinus wrote: For D-o-D, here's some proof:
Pic of me: link
Pic of her: link
Pic of both of us (the one Phantom saw): link
So you see, I, at least, do not need to "fake" having a girlfriend. Unlike yourself.

Maybe you do have a gf in real life. (I believe you.) But how can you prove that the account is hers. There is still a good chance that you faked her "account."