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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-28 19:53:10


future elite guard reporting for duty.permission to enter?please note ive been going to NG for 6 years and ive finally got a position as a soldier!Anyway sir,permision to enter?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-28 20:01:47


At 10/28/06 07:53 PM, Andrea364 wrote: future elite guard reporting for duty.permission to enter?please note ive been going to NG for 6 years and ive finally got a position as a soldier!Anyway sir,permision to enter?

your sign up date says less than 1 year.
You need to get to ELITE GUARD before you can join.
So go out there and B/P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 00:52:45


I would like to request every one who is not an EGB member, to shut the fuck up and let me handle this.

1). We do not give a crap how long you've "served the portal" unless you show hard evidence with the profile. So don't lie.

2). All those who want to join, must read, understand, and follow our conditions ,which neither of the last two candidates has managed to accomplish.

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 01:32:32


Looks like the normal sunshine and rainbows as usual here in the EGB. LOL!

Anyway, guys please go check out my new entry "Wrath, Sloth, Glottony". It's been in the portal for absolute EVER! Even if it got a 5 it wouldn't award because it's been in there so long. Grrr...

Anyway, check it out, let me know what ya' think. I'm going to get to BPing!

It's right here! Thanks for the help, fellow EGB.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 03:00:56


At 10/29/06 01:32 AM, RSQViper wrote:
It's right here! Thanks for the help, fellow EGB.

I voted on it yesterday and I voted on it today. Still UJ though. =(

And since self-advertising seems to be the topic of the hour... =P

jk RSQ

New update of the Top 100 Protectors. It's been almost 6 weeks so theres alot of rank changes to view, or whatever.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Crashes to bed*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 10:26:07


At 10/29/06 03:00 AM, Major-punk wrote:
New update of the Top 100 Protectors. It's been almost 6 weeks so theres alot of rank changes to view, or whatever.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Crashes to bed*

About damn time!!! Just kidding, thanks for the update.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 12:06:09


At 10/29/06 07:26 AM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote: Sure is alot of flash in the flash portal...

There has been an unusually large amount of UJ flash in the portal recently (at least from what I see). I thimk that we might be at some low point of activity in the B/P area due to halloween being around the corner (fire works, drinking, partys, BBQ's). On a lighter note I recently ranked up and I must say that this is my favirout (sp?) looking badge that I have aquired so far.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 12:27:29


At 10/29/06 12:06 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: There has been an unusually large amount of UJ flash in the portal recently (at least from what I see). I thimk that we might be at some low point of activity in the B/P area due to halloween being around the corner (fire works, drinking, partys, BBQ's). On a lighter note I recently ranked up and I must say that this is my favirout (sp?) looking badge that I have aquired so far.
e-v

Yes there has been a lot of activity but what's the bad part is that UJ entries go very slowly past judgment. I used to be able to only slack off for 4 hours before all the UJ entries changed, now it takes way over 6 hours for half of that... I don't know...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 14:15:39


From what I've been hearing it seems I logged in at the wrong time. I just got back from my friends house and I have only seen thirty under jdgement flashes. Not cool man, not cool!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 14:57:43


Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 15:41:18


Have a look at "Ipin Air Hockey". I played this game on www. miniclip.com. Obviously, the author stole the game from there. Go for the easy whistle points now!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 15:51:01


Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:25:19


At 10/29/06 02:57 PM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Damn, you beat me on that, but I whistled on it anyway before it was marked. Guess that we will get some whistle points. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:37:21


At 10/29/06 04:25 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: LOL TRIPLE POST!

So I LOL'd when I signed on today. I did my usual experience depositing, and then checked my inbox for new mail.

Sure enough, I had 1 new message.

Title: "Rawr <3"
Sender:
PereGirl

Turns out my girlfriend is an e-stalker. Well, maybe not. She's a Gaia user, and she sees me on NG during class.

I just found it random and funny. Also, I'm apparently her "favorite flash artist".

Lol@stalker girlfriends...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:41:59


At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Dude, your sig was updated in the level up lounge, check it out and you'll see it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:50:32


Damn son, pwroftheseagoat is probably going to pass me in a week or two D:
I get like 300-500 points a week, he gets like 600-900 :[
And I've never been passed in the history of forever!
If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:51:40


At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Near the bottom. dave sure is a swell guy.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 16:54:35


At 10/29/06 04:50 PM, MadCow wrote: If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!

Do I smell resentment towards Slash?...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 18:42:34


At 10/29/06 03:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Also, I ranked up to EGMG yesterday. BlueHippo, can you help me to update my BBS sign? ;)

Congratulations! That's a pretty cool badge.

At 10/29/06 04:25 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
At 10/29/06 02:57 PM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry for the double post but,

STOLEN

ORIGINAL
Damn, you beat me on that, but I whistled on it anyway before it was marked. Guess that we will get some whistle points. ;)

Ya, I'm a quick one. I'm glad you got some whistle points out of that one too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 21:58:55


At 10/29/06 04:50 PM, MadCow wrote: If only I was an unemployed cockfag that doesn't go to school, then I could get TONS if points!

Well, I will agree some people have it easier than others. My B/P rate dropped dramatically now that I have to "sleep at night"...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 22:39:23


At 10/29/06 04:37 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Title: "Rawr <3"
Sender:
PereGirl

Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-29 22:43:39


At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 03:55:14


At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

D:

Anyway, what's up with this portal bug? All the daily places were submitted on the 28th.... And well done to RSQ for the daily 5th by the way :D

Also, I have a new flash out! Don't forget to reccommend it the halloween 2006 collection!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 11:59:16


At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)

Coming from you? Psh.

At 10/29/06 10:43 PM, Phantom wrote: At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

lol. Plus Phantom, you could just check Aphadon's IP on the forums. She's posted maybe once from my laptop, so all other IP's would register differently.

For D-o-D, here's some proof:

Pic of me: link
Pic of her: link
Pic of both of us (the one Phantom saw): link

So you see, I, at least, do not need to "fake" having a girlfriend. Unlike yourself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 12:21:06


Well, I guess I'm just a figment of Peregrinus' imagination.

Honestly, I don't think *anyone* on this site has the mad Photoshop skills to create a person in a photo. And that one is most definitely not pasted together.

Conclusion: I exist. Wow, was that so hard?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 12:24:22


At 10/30/06 11:59 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Pic of both of us (the one Phantom saw): link

Yeah it's a nice one, putting all drinking references aside, I like it.

So you see, I, at least, do not need to "fake" having a girlfriend. Unlike yourself.

Leave DoD alone! he needed a hobby in between failing class and picking up chicks in the library.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 16:15:24


FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O

The authors other flash is also stolen, but passed judgement.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 16:18:46


At 10/30/06 04:15 PM, Peregrinus wrote: FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O

Nice find. I already whistled it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 16:20:26


At 10/30/06 04:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 10/30/06 04:15 PM, Peregrinus wrote: FUCKING STOLEN >:U
ORIGINAL :O
Nice find. I already whistled it.

It's been marked.

The authors other flash, which somehow passed judgement, said in the comments "I didn't make it" (McDonalds Ebonics or something...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-30 17:03:54


At 10/29/06 10:43 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/29/06 10:39 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Dude, that (fake a gf) has been done before, you need to come up with something new. ;)
At least his isn't a supposed model. Plus, I saw her picture, she looks normal, you described yours as the model...lying is all about what people will believe.

I guess that ONLY TIME will tell if he is faking a gf a not. Assume that he is, I just do not think that it is a pleasure to do something that has been done before. Of course, he can do whatever he wants. What I am saying is that he can have a gf in real life, but it is very unlikely that she is a NG user as well. Plus, I bet that I was not the only one who faked a gf. Quite frankly, my trick did fool most of you for quite a long time. Unless he can provide some evidence that "she" is indeed his gf and has a NG account, (I need to see all her reviews and BBS posts to determine if it is just another alt.) I am not going to buy it so fast like you people do. :P


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