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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 08:05:05


At 10/26/06 02:09 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Sorry I havn't posted in a while guys, I was grounded, came home at 4 a.m. and forgot dad left the house for work at 4am (a little tipsy thats how I forgot) and got grounded for a week, I hope i'm not dishonorable discharged like I was in the NGDD (not posting in a week aparntly dishonorable discharges a person)

That sucks badly this is why minors shouldn't drink too early they will screw up and get busted oh well you live and learn great to have you back

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 08:13:59


At 10/26/06 08:05 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
That sucks badly this is why minors shouldn't drink too early they will screw up and get busted oh well you live and learn great to have you back

Actually dave just said I am kicked out because I, and I quote "you just suck" in a PM.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 12:30:21


At 10/26/06 08:13 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Actually dave just said I am kicked out because I, and I quote "you just suck" in a PM.

If you still want to be a member there and just transfer departments, it will be ok with me as long as that Dept. leader agrees. Dave just acted weird on that if you ask me. If you want to technically be part of another Dept. I'll allow it due to dave's poor explanation.

And congrats to Turk on level 11! The last level he’ll see in the old levels. And it’s lame.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 15:06:01


At 10/26/06 12:30 PM, Phantom wrote: And congrats to Turk on level 11! The last level he’ll see in the old levels. And it’s lame.

Thanks man, I was wondering if anyone was going to notice. I was pretty happy to finnaly make it to level eleven. I think I was a lot more excited about level ten though. That was a major accomplishment after so many crappy levels. It does suck that my last old level has to suck though. I was really looking forward to a bat. I guess I will have to make a new account after the new levels start so i can have the chance to get them all. It would be worth it. At least I now have two level eleven accounts, good times.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:02:08


At 10/26/06 03:06 PM, Turkeybean wrote: At least I now have two level eleven accounts.

You mean the one Agent Smith left for you? However that went...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:06:52


At 10/26/06 04:02 PM, Phantom wrote: You mean the one Agent Smith left for you? However that went...

Congratulations detective, I do believe you have cracked the case! Yeah, that's the one. That one rolled over to eleven about a month before mine. I plan to eventually get some real use out of it, I just don't know for what yet. So for now, it just sits there, getting deposited for. Currently collecting dust over the rest of it's duties. I want to get to BPing with it so it can stay on it's way up. I might eventually auction it off in the NGDD or somthing. That may turn out interesting.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:12:02


At 10/26/06 04:06 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Congratulations detective, I do believe you have cracked the case! Yeah, that's the one. That one rolled over to eleven about a month before mine. I plan to eventually get some real use out of it, I just don't know for what yet. So for now, it just sits there, getting deposited for. Currently collecting dust over the rest of it's duties. I want to get to BPing with it so it can stay on it's way up. I might eventually auction it off in the NGDD or somthing. That may turn out interesting.

The NGDD has it's own NG account, though it's a bit low level. ( I'm the only one in charge of it ), but it might be fun if some one pays you for it, use the NG calculator! :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:27:21


At 10/26/06 04:12 PM, Phantom wrote: The NGDD has it's own NG account, though it's a bit low level. ( I'm the only one in charge of it ), but it might be fun if some one pays you for it, use the NG calculator! :-P

I did not actually know that. That is quite an interesting little piece of info. I will keep that in mind for later. Have a link to the profile for me so I can take a look? I love the NG calculator, best invention ever. Right now it is only worth $91.62. In six months time I bet I get greatly improve that though. I could get the post count, whistle level, and audio level up quite quickly. Those would add a lot to the value. I'll see what I can do with it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:33:07


At 10/26/06 04:27 PM, Turk wrote: Have a link to the profile for me so I can take a look?

Just search the BBS for authors, and search "NGDD" ;-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 16:46:04


See Phantom I like being part of the flash department, I could be BBS posting but not sure :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 18:24:08


At 10/25/06 11:59 PM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote:
At 10/25/06 03:55 PM, ElMaster wrote: Wut?
Actually i like that series, And i think Afro_Stud deserve it

I know, I was showing to the Washu's face, 'cause Washu said I jinxed it and it wouldnt win.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 18:31:35


At 10/26/06 06:24 PM, ElMaster wrote:
At 10/25/06 11:59 PM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote:
At 10/25/06 03:55 PM, ElMaster wrote: Wut?
Actually i like that series, And i think Afro_Stud deserve it
I know, I was showing to the Washu's face, 'cause Washu said I jinxed it and it wouldnt win.

Well I spoke with afro_Stud and he told me that a certain group of people gave 0 review many time for the soul purpose of keeping the flash from winning that award. Afro got lucky at the end because all those reviews were removed at the last minute because i was marking them and the mod who was looking at them kept clearing the marks even thought the review was abuse.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 18:51:19


Whoa, all the flash in the 50 Most Recent list are all under judgement.

Is there some sort of holiday that I missed out on?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 19:07:01


At 10/26/06 06:51 PM, Tannerite wrote: Whoa, all the flash in the 50 Most Recent list are all under judgement.

Is there some sort of holiday that I missed out on?

Nope, just a ton of people submitting movies... Including the newest FPS in Real Life, and a bunch of other good movies and games.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 19:10:17


At 10/26/06 06:51 PM, Tannerite wrote: Whoa, all the flash in the 50 Most Recent list are all under judgement.

Is there some sort of holiday that I missed out on?

Halloween is right around the corner you now. I have been through them all and I would have to say probably half of them were about Halloween. Also, this week has had a lot of submissions go by. I have made over 500 points this week and that Is really rare for me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-26 23:24:15


Indeed, lots of submissions...

At 10/26/06 04:46 PM, HoboPorn wrote: See Phantom I like being part of the flash department, I could be BBS posting but not sure :(

Heh, ignore my previous posts, dave has no control over the flash Dept. Only RSQViper can kick you out of there...or Wylo. You aren't going anywhere


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 00:11:53


Well, it hasn't been so much lots of submissions as a lot of good submissions in a short space of time. When I first signed in this morning the portal was quieter than I've seen it in ages- just 8 or 9 UJ submissions, and 2 of those were the same ones as last night. About 1-2PM NG time a load of submissions piled in to the portal and it hasn't really recovered since. Most passing movies are hanging around for 5 or 6 hours as well.

I can't say I am complaining though- it is nice to see a full portal and my weekly average is getting a nice boost as a result. My aim at the moment is an average of 100 per day and I'm going to manage that with a day to spare.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 02:49:33


At 10/27/06 12:11 AM, Donthurtme wrote: Well, it hasn't been so much lots of submissions as a lot of good submissions in a short space of time. When I first signed in this morning the portal was quieter than I've seen it in ages- just 8 or 9 UJ submissions, and 2 of those were the same ones as last night. About 1-2PM NG time a load of submissions piled in to the portal and it hasn't really recovered since. Most passing movies are hanging around for 5 or 6 hours as well.

I have to agree with you there. I have seen a great deal of good entries lately. By Newgrounds standards that is very unexpected. I have seen times over the last couple days where thirty of the forty UJ's have been passable flash. It has been very refreshing compared to the loads of crap in the portal. All the saves are awesome to be able to rack up. It is nice to see authors doing more with their flashes now. Hopefully it will stay that way for a while.

I have also noticed the massive amount of time UJ's are staying in the portal. Getting on around 11pm NG time and having so many good movies in the portal is very odd to me. I do not get much of a chance to get on in the afternoon so I rarely get a crack at the portal. I am loving having all the spare ones hanging around longer. Good for BPing, especially seeing how my average is pretty poor right now. Good luck boosting yours.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 02:58:58


At 10/27/06 12:11 AM, Donthurtme wrote: Well, it hasn't been so much lots of submissions as a lot of good submissions in a short space of time. When I first signed in this morning the portal was quieter than I've seen it in ages- just 8 or 9 UJ submissions, and 2 of those were the same ones as last night. About 1-2PM NG time a load of submissions piled in to the portal and it hasn't really recovered since. Most passing movies are hanging around for 5 or 6 hours as well.

I can't say I am complaining though- it is nice to see a full portal and my weekly average is getting a nice boost as a result. My aim at the moment is an average of 100 per day and I'm going to manage that with a day to spare.

Sounds like I missed a lot of b/p today. :'( But hey 12 hour workdays lifting heavy bags all day is fun too! :| At least it earned me a day off today!

Today marks 5 years on newgrounds for me! I could've been a level 24 by now but I'm not. Maybe in the redesign though!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 07:02:55


At 10/27/06 02:58 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Today marks 5 years on newgrounds for me! I could've been a level 24 by now but I'm not. Maybe in the redesign though!

Yeah, something like that. Sucks that you missed out on so much, I could have been 14-15 at best so I don't mind really. But level 12 is an awesome level to end with before the new layout.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 07:05:22


Nestman 12 reporting in, Sir! Requesting entry into the barracks sergent!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 07:15:32


At 10/27/06 07:05 AM, nestman12 wrote: Nestman 12 reporting in, Sir! Requesting entry into the barracks sergent!

Not so quickly buddy...You don't meet the standards, get those peepers THIS way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 11:31:53


I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 11:41:46


At 10/27/06 11:31 AM, dawin45 wrote: I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Congrats dude! Keep going as long as you can!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 11:42:56


At 10/27/06 11:31 AM, dawin45 wrote: I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Congrazt! dude well hope to see you EGSC some time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 12:02:47


At 10/27/06 11:31 AM, dawin45 wrote: I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Nice going Dawin. I hope you make EGSC someday. Well it's not that far away for me to get to EGSC. I will be there in no time. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 12:19:58


At 10/27/06 11:31 AM, dawin45 wrote: I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Congrats man! keep up the good work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 13:27:20


At 10/27/06 11:31 AM, dawin45 wrote: I promoted to Elite Guard Corporal! oh yeah! prety cool voting power...

Yeah, congrats...Whatever.

I'm getting a bunch of reviews deleted from my old noob days. And to be quite brutally honest, I'm pissed. Not all were that bad, and if it wasn't for the whistle scale, people wouldn't be digging into 2 year old reviews. If it drops below 400 I will be incredibly angry.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 13:40:45


At 10/27/06 01:27 PM, Phantom wrote:
I'm getting a bunch of reviews deleted from my old noob days. And to be quite brutally honest, I'm pissed. Not all were that bad, and if it wasn't for the whistle scale, people wouldn't be digging into 2 year old reviews. If it drops below 400 I will be incredibly angry.

So far about three of mine have been deleted, but I didn't like the fact that one of them didn't really deserve to be deleted, but I suppose there's nothing I can do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-27 13:44:25


At 10/27/06 01:40 PM, pepeatumi wrote: So far about three of mine have been deleted, but I didn't like the fact that one of them didn't really deserve to be deleted, but I suppose there's nothing I can do.

You could always write a much better review for that submission then last time. :/


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