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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 15:27:36


At 10/17/06 03:17 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys i call it a hunch but is it me or is more lashes getting deleted than submitted?

Its true, They've been doing some cleaning up of the portal so a lot of movies are being deleted that's why even though 132 flashes were submitted yesterday there were actually about 136 deleted.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 16:31:56


Woot! I got a 93% on my test! I studied 8 hours straight for it last night, and I guess it paid off. :P

Congratz to Casualty on Elite Guard Captain. I'm right behind you, should be Captain in about a week or so, and coming up on level 12 too! The badges only get cooler from Captain on up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 16:45:01


At 10/17/06 04:31 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Woot! I got a 93% on my test! I studied 8 hours straight for it last night, and I guess it paid off. :P

lol.. I take it you didn't study before last night? Either way, congrats on the grade, I actually have a fairly long test tomorrow aswell..

I probably shouldn't be on NG.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:10:18


At 10/17/06 01:42 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 10/17/06 12:53 AM, Shadow-Washu wrote:
At 10/16/06 11:25 PM, Tannerite wrote:
So when do we get to throw the cake at someone's face? :P
Oh I don't throw cakes in people's faces anymore way too childish instead I wack people over the head with Baseball bat then shove a whistle down their throat! While Singing of course.
Fine I guess you can direct your question to me since washu is being a dick about it.

He forgot that phantom said that he would kick people in their asses if they threw baked goods and they didn't have boobs so in other words only 2 people are allowed to threw food in this club me and our other level 13 female in this club.


We'll do it tomarrow at exactly 2:22;22

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:22:18


At 10/17/06 04:45 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 10/17/06 04:31 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Woot! I got a 93% on my test! I studied 8 hours straight for it last night, and I guess it paid off. :P
lol.. I take it you didn't study before last night? Either way, congrats on the grade, I actually have a fairly long test tomorrow aswell..

I probably shouldn't be on NG.

Actually been studying for about 3 months on and off. Air Force tests never end. Now that I've finished this set of books I get another set of books! Yes!! But at least it'll take awhile for them to order them so I've got probably 2 or 3 weeks to wait. Other than that all I have to do is fly. But get this, I've flown so much that I'm not due for another sortie until sometime in December! A nice little break, and guess who's going on leave! Can you say vacation? Going home to San Diego for 2 weeks! :)

It's been a rough couple of months but it looks like hard work might actually pay me back.

As for not being on Newgrounds I say just keep your books in front of your computer, works for me. Good luck on your test.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:26:00


Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?

I did.

I hope it's just not some "the following people will now never be mods of any kind" trap...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:36:20


At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?

I did.

I hope it's just not some "the following people will now never be mods of any kind" trap...

I thought the same thing, but I don't really care if it is a trap. I don't see myself ever being a mod so I'm not worried about that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:36:26


At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?

I did.

I hope it's just not some "the following people will now never be mods of any kind" trap...

well there are like 1million+ users so NG probaly needs 100 mods or so depends on how many of those million users post on the BBS active?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:41:26


At 10/17/06 12:53 AM, Shadow-Washu wrote
125) 20975 0279 039.9 Dream-of-Duke 3
117) 22041 0071 010.1 Washu-chan -1
>:) Target locked. Washu, I know that it will take me a while to get you on the b/p rankings. But you are on my targets now. Do you want to accept my challenge? >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:46:30


At 10/17/06 05:36 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: well there are like 1million+ users so NG probaly needs 100 mods or so depends on how many of those million users post on the BBS active?

I think that less than 25000 are active in any way on the BBS.

Also, of those 1+ million, a good wad of those are alts.

Everyone in that thread has said they want to be forum mods. Thats a given. I think it would be pretty cool to do something different like Icon or review.

It's a whole side of Newgrounds which I don't usually go into, but might start doing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 17:48:33


At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?

I did.

I hope it's just not some "the following people will now never be mods of any kind" trap...

This sounds interesting, I wouldn't mind being a review mod or a forum mod. I'll let him know what I can bring to the table and see what he says.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 18:12:31


At 10/17/06 05:48 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: This sounds interesting, I wouldn't mind being a review mod or a forum mod. I'll let him know what I can bring to the table and see what he says.

With 9 reviews, and 10 posts, you've got alot of convincing to do.

You should have been active when you signed up in '01...

not trying to offend you man, just saying...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 18:35:53


At 10/17/06 05:41 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: At 10/17/06 12:53 AM, Shadow-Washu wrote
125) 20975 0279 039.9 Dream-of-Duke 3
117) 22041 0071 010.1 Washu-chan -1
>:) Target locked. Washu, I know that it will take me a while to get you on the b/p rankings. But you are on my targets now. Do you want to accept my challenge? >:)

the B/P washu you knew is now gone I don't B/P like I used to anymore otherwise I would be a EGSC by now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 18:58:49


At 10/17/06 06:12 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 10/17/06 05:48 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: This sounds interesting, I wouldn't mind being a review mod or a forum mod. I'll let him know what I can bring to the table and see what he says.
With 9 reviews, and 10 posts, you've got alot of convincing to do.

You should have been active when you signed up in '01...

not trying to offend you man, just saying...

No I don't really find it offensive at all nor do I crave modship. Simply stated I am just willing to help. I would tend to agree with you in terms of forum modship as I stated in my post to Wade. I myself am still learning the rules of the forums. Although I would be a fair forum mod I wouldn't be a very helpful one, at least until more experienced as a forum member. Being a moderator to me wouldn't be exciting more like volunteer work for a site that I enjoy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 18:58:51


At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?

I gave it a shot, but being a Skeptic, I'm not building up any expectations, would you think of me as an ok mod? :-P

No one will be kicked out for answering.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:01:31


At 10/17/06 06:58 PM, Phantom wrote:
I gave it a shot, but being a Skeptic, I'm not building up any expectations, would you think of me as an ok mod? :-P

No one will be kicked out for answering.

You'd make a great mod (seriously) as long as you didn't threaten to kill people when you ban them. Besides, seeing your work in here shows that you're more than capable of handling the responsibilities of being a mod.

If only you would post in General a bit more often...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:04:29


At 10/17/06 06:58 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Anyone else post their not-gonna-happen dreams in Wade's Want to be a mod? thread?
I gave it a shot, but being a Skeptic, I'm not building up any expectations, would you think of me as an ok mod? :-P

No one will be kicked out for answering.

I think youd be a great mod phantom your 18,you have 5000+ posts, you have a good level,you have EGSC as B/P BAGDE,and GOLD whistle! What more could they possibly want?

BTW i said 18 because of the mod lounge and they have 18+ stuff in the mod lounge but one user is 17 so i dont know?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:11:11


At 10/17/06 07:01 PM, pepeatumi wrote: You'd make a great mod (seriously) as long as you didn't threaten to kill people when you ban them. Besides, seeing your work in here shows that you're more than capable of handling the responsibilities of being a mod.

I can be objective, but you should all be flattered I know you well enough to threaten you. Any way, the reason why I like it, is because staying busy all the time keeps me from the worries that bother me most of the time. The shrinks can't do jack shit...

If only you would post in General a bit more often...

As a mod who cannot be banned, I'd love to. But for now, I'll play it safe and stick to the C&C and Wi/Ht section.

At 10/17/06 07:04 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I think youd be a great mod phantom your 18,you have 5000+ posts, you have a good level,you have EGSC as B/P BAGDE,and GOLD whistle! What more could they possibly want?

Lots of mods have been on NG much longer than I have, but I hope I'll eventually have my chance to.

BTW i said 18 because of the mod lounge and they have 18+ stuff in the mod lounge but one user is 17 so i dont know?

I don't think they can verify age through the "internet" but I don't really need mature flash, don't mind me saying I have "all I need of that" in good old reality.

Right...Who am I kidding?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:19:35


At 10/17/06 07:11 PM, Phantom wrote:
I can be objective, but you should all be flattered I know you well enough to threaten you. Any way, the reason why I like it, is because staying busy all the time keeps me from the worries that bother me most of the time. The shrinks can't do jack shit...

The shrinks don't help. but believe its always fun to trick the shrinks into believing that you have no problems in your life.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:23:52


At 10/17/06 05:36 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 10/17/06 05:26 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
I thought the same thing, but I don't really care if it is a trap. I don't see myself ever being a mod so I'm not worried about that.

I don't care if it's the last thing I do, I will be mod someday.

At 10/17/06 05:10 PM, Shadow-Washu wrote: He forgot that phantom said that he would kick people in their asses if they threw baked goods and they didn't have boobs so in other words only 2 people are allowed to threw food in this club me and our other level 13 female in this club.

Lets see Phantom try to do it :)

Btw Phantom, I think you could handle the reponsobilities of a mod.

But not mentally, I just see you as the type of person who would go crazy with the ban stick.

Although we could probably use that, I miss the crazy bans like it was in 04 :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:24:42


At 10/17/06 07:19 PM, pepeatumi wrote: The shrinks don't help. but believe its always fun to trick the shrinks into believing that you have no problems in your life.

Sounds hilarious, I'll simply have to try that out. Though I don't know if it will work, shrinking me is like me writing the word "problems" on my forehead.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:37:10


I didn't post in that thread I don't feel like I would make a good mod for NG I am better off just helping the mods instead of being once if you ask me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:45:41


At 10/17/06 07:37 PM, illusion-Washu wrote: I didn't post in that thread I don't feel like I would make a good mod for NG I am better off just helping the mods instead of being once if you ask me.

ahh.... i see you changed your name CONGRATZ!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:46:45


At 10/17/06 07:37 PM, illusion-Washu wrote: I didn't post in that thread I don't feel like I would make a good mod for NG I am better off just helping the mods instead of being once if you ask me.

Well, I got a top page post and typed out a well thought response IMO. Check it out.
But yeah, if there was a whistle mod, Washu would probably be the first on the list.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:50:22


WARNING! this contains some fat guy masturbating. I'm sure you have all seen it before.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/344604


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:51:41


At 10/17/06 07:37 PM, illusion-Washu wrote: I didn't post in that thread I don't feel like I would make a good mod for NG I am better off just helping the mods instead of being once if you ask me.

illusion-Washu? Why the name change? Shadow-Washu was much more of a bad-ass name..

Also bigbag is around so whistle it while you can.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:53:23


At 10/17/06 07:50 PM, Hemlok wrote: WARNING! this contains some fat guy masturbating. I'm sure you have all seen it before.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/344604

Oh great the big bag flash is back! For all of you that haven't seen it yet you are lucky.
Remember the file size is 247.3!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 19:54:54


At 10/17/06 07:50 PM, Hemlok wrote: WARNING! this contains some fat guy masturbating. I'm sure you have all seen it before.
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/344604

This movie has received enough bad publicity for it to be temporarily removed from the Portal Population, pending the outcome of an Administrative investigation.

We know it as the "Big Bag" horror. Make sure to flag the other one as well. Deities for every one?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 20:08:35


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/344605

Stolen.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/344599

Changes your wallpaper and some other weird stuff.

Enjoy.


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-17 20:16:11


At 10/17/06 07:51 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 10/17/06 07:37 PM, illusion-Washu wrote: I didn't post in that thread I don't feel like I would make a good mod for NG I am better off just helping the mods instead of being once if you ask me.
illusion-Washu? Why the name change? Shadow-Washu was much more of a bad-ass name..

Also bigbag is around so whistle it while you can.

I missed it but I don't care. There is so much more trash that need so go in the abuse thread. as for the name change I am going to change my username more just like I change my pic and profile message because my heart is in turmoil!