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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 19:43:57


Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:10:20


At 9/12/06 07:43 PM, MetalDart wrote: Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.

So this is your chick or something and anyways, why are you asking to us to talk to her. I'm curious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:11:33


At 9/12/06 08:10 PM, Seamonky wrote:

So this is your chick or something and anyways, why are you asking to us to talk to her. I'm curious.

Same here... And what do you mean 'talk" like send her a couple of PM's?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:13:04


Is this another Hot_and_Charming?

Cuz if it ends up being one, you WILL get a flash made about it. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:14:05


At 9/12/06 07:43 PM, MetalDart wrote: Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.

Damn nice catch metal...and he probably wants people to talk to her to get her to stay here...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:14:09


At 9/12/06 08:10 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 9/12/06 07:43 PM, MetalDart wrote: Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.
So this is your chick or something and anyways, why are you asking to us to talk to her. I'm curious.

Seriously! Why would we want to talk to your girlfriend! I do not undestand what so ever!

Wish will be granted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:14:23


At 9/12/06 08:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is this another Hot_and_Charming?

Cuz if it ends up being one, you WILL get a flash made about it. XD

Not to mention you will be mocked.... by me anyways, but I don't know I think this gal could actually be you know... real.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 20:28:40


Anyone here at all like Smallville? If so, please join the new club that I have created for it, located in my sig.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 21:27:45


At 9/12/06 08:28 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Anyone here at all like Smallville? If so, please join the new club that I have created for it, located in my sig.

The link in your sig doesn't work.
You forgot the "newgrounds.com/" part of it :\


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-12 23:30:40


At 9/12/06 07:36 PM, Judges-Flash-Games wrote:
At 9/12/06 03:09 PM, Washu-Chan wrote:
At 9/11/06 09:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Hey slash we won't be able to flag his reviews if he is review banned because we won't be able to see them. you should have said if you would have said don't make abusive reviews again then your statement would have been more accurate.
you are smart Washu Chan you smart but can you give me a chance to prove myself also could make me a Ryo-Ohki? pretty please?

when you are unbanned ok I willgive you chance but make sure you red the review guildlines and understand te rules. as for your request here you go enjoy

oh I am not picture spamming I am just forfilling a this guys request

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 00:10:44


At 9/12/06 03:05 PM, Tyler wrote: Not yet, but definately before I reach EGSC.

Major-punk is coming back :0.

At 9/12/06 02:12 PM, Phantom wrote:
Poor DoD, from an A student with a fake girlfriend, to a doormat for B/Pers.

I used to think he was pretty high up for awhile (when I was behind him) now I don't really see why, except for that when I was behind him he had more than me =P.

You must be chasing someone? I can think of 100 reasons to keep going. How does #1 b/p'er from the mid-east sound? =)

I won't be able to have top in my country or anything =/, gfox and bila are both from the US.

My schedule isn't too bad with school and stuff, I just b/p when I wake up and and when I get back from school, again at dinner and before I sleep. At best I probibly only miss about 15 during the night and 10 during the day.

I just can't get up early enough to snag them before school =(. I am not a morning person at all, and usually am not thinking straight at all when I first wake up, I usually am trying to think if I am waking up at the right time and not too early >_>.

Luckily only almost started getting ready too early once, but didn't do too much when I realized I was an hour early.

Although after school I get the majority of them, doubt dinner lets too many get away, and I don't have a whole lot of stuff after school.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 01:04:43


At 9/12/06 05:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Don't nobody miss my stolen flash alert on the last page, now!

I got it in time, thanks for the help Slash.

At 9/12/06 08:28 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
Anyone here at all like Smallville? If so, please join the new club that I have created for it, located in my sig.

I think I might have saw like one or two episodes a few years ago but the show doesn't really appeal to me to be honest. I might drop a post or two in the next few days to help get the ball rolling though.

Nice to see you again, btw.

At 9/13/06 12:10 AM, Joel wrote:
Major-punk is coming back :0.

If your just noticing now then you might want to unplug the fingers from your ears and get out of your cave and on a plane back to America. I'm on my 5th week of averaging over 100 b/p a day.

Heh.

I won't be able to have top in my country or anything =/, gfox and bila are both from the US.

Yeah it looks impossible right now, but on the other hand your almost half way to passing bila and your going much faster then him. =P

Just never stop, and we will see what happens.

I just can't get up early enough to snag them before school =(

I didn't do it last year and I regret it 100%.

Like usually it takes me about 10-20 minutes to vote on them all and I know it may sound like alot of time that could be spent sleeping in, in your warm comfortable bed. But theres usually around 20 UJ at that time, and about 15 of them are save worthy. =)

Those points I missed last year ain't ever coming back and I really think that if I did take 15 minutes to b/p in the morning everyday last year, I could have another 5,000 b/p points.

Although after school I get the majority of them, doubt dinner lets too many get away, and I don't have a whole lot of stuff after school.

The ones that slip from my grasp while I'm at home are the 5kb stick fights that are blammed almost instantly. But save points are so much more important to me so it doesn't bother me much.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 08:11:29


At 9/12/06 04:56 PM, Tyler wrote: After EGSC, next on my imaginary list is passing EagleRock like I swore I would months ago, and then getting into the Top 50.

Check, check. Now my biggest goal is to be beside or to pass Joker like I would have months ago if it hadn't been for that unfortunate time...

Oh yes, the war and computer problems. Yeah you do have some pretty rotten luck. =P

Yeah, I'm lucky a bomb didn't fall dead on to my pc ( uh oh, jinxed...)

I know what you mean. Phantom and Ghost_Phantom gave a sort of image that Dan just doesn't have. Heh, I would probibly laugh if you changed it to Dan. XD

Is there is something funny about the name? Answer me or I'll gut you like a sheep and wear your insides as slippers.

I would of loved to see it.

Sure, drop by any time

Sounds like a good idea, only if it works though. If it doesn't then your in more shit for making threats. =/

Oh trust me, it works.

I see where your going, make the other guy sound like the bad guy since you already have control of his story from step 1. =)

Correct, you get a shiny gold dildo.

Much like step 2, acting innocent and pointing the finger at someone else.

Yeah, over acting one might say.

Personally I wouldn't start crying at this point because I think it would be too obvious that I'm faking it. However I can make that 'choked up' kind of voice very well as if I'm on the verge of breaking down. >=)

Remember, I said verge, that means maybe wiping off one tear, and sucking in a whiny voice, not crying.

Autograph?

Dan "Phantom" S.

THE INTERNET IS NOT THE PLACE FOR JOKES. >>>=(

Internets be serious bizness</Russian Accent>

I can see highschool wasn't the best time of your life.

What on earth made you come to such a vulgar conclusion?

Hahahaha!

I swear I'd pay to see some one write that in math class, I'd simply laugh my ass off...
"Dan, what's the solution to #23" , "Eh....Penis?"...

Luckily for him it's just Newgrounds. He can just leave NG if he doesn't like the humiliation.

Nah, it was just a bit of hazing after getting busted on the fake gf.

...Not like I'm trying to give him any ideas...

Right...You sneaky conniving snake on crack.

I probibly won't be able to reach that title though. The two highest Canadian b/p'ers are ReconRebel and Wylo, they are both active and have well over 70,000 points. Wylo only lives like an hour away from my house... =O

Cool, I believe Denvish represents the U.K, I'm not sure about the Middle East, but from what I conclude, I lead on Israel. Big fuckin' deal...

Again, more rotten luck.

That's why I want to move, far far away...*Sigh*

Or just 'Joker'. Makes it simple for everyone.

If Tom would do it for him, Turk wasn't Turk before we called him that on the NG mafia... So nicknames would alright. I wonder if he got over the shock yet?

At 9/12/06 06:02 PM, Tannerite wrote: Which is why I still b/p. I love being a stat whore. :D

Yay, that makes two of us. Two million that is.

I'd love to see that.

Take a number and a pill to relieve the headache. I'll be with you in a second.

At 9/12/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not to mention you will be mocked.... by me anyways, but I don't know I think this gal could actually be you know... real.

Just like now we're still busting DoD's balls.

At 9/13/06 12:10 AM, Joel wrote: Major-punk is coming back :0.

No shit Sherlock, or is it Joelock?

I used to think he was pretty high up for awhile (when I was behind him) now I don't really see why, except for that when I was behind him he had more than me =P.

My thoughts exactly when I passed him and Washu...

I won't be able to have top in my country or anything =/, gfox and bila are both from the US.

So you're not the best, big whoop, it's a big country, I'd much rather be 50th in the US than first in Israel...It's too damn hot here.

I just can't get up early enough to snag them before school =(. I am not a morning person at all, and usually am not thinking straight at all when I first wake up, I usually am trying to think if I am waking up at the right time and not too early.

I wake up with about 20 minutes to B/P and catch up on the BBS, that's about all of my morning spare time...Not much though.

Longest fucking post ever.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 09:11:42


YAY your the greatest Washu! You can do it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 13:20:23


Sigh. I slept in. This is what I get for staying up til 3:30 in the morning talking to a female.

WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT INTERNET > WOMEN? :'(

I still have much to learn.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 13:24:40


At 9/13/06 01:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT INTERNET > WOMEN? :'(

Ten lashes as administrative punishment for your failure. Next time you'll know your priorities. Now stand against the wall, bite down on this, and for the love of God, at least pretend you're not enjoying it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 13:48:17


At 9/13/06 01:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Sigh. I slept in. This is what I get for staying up til 3:30 in the morning talking to a female.

WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT INTERNET > WOMEN? :'(

Shit, don't tell her that or you might not have balls laft afterwards.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 14:33:15


WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT INTERNET > WOMEN? :'(

Sadly, Women don't exist on the internet.

'(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 15:00:41


At 9/13/06 08:11 AM, Phantom wrote:
Check, check. Now my biggest goal is to be beside or to pass Joker like I would have months ago if it hadn't been for that unfortunate time...

Being beside someone is sort of a strange goal. Well to me it is anyway. Best of luck, it'll be tough.

Yeah, I'm lucky a bomb didn't fall dead on to my pc ( uh oh, jinxed...)

I thought the war was over, or some cease-fire or something. Besides jinxes only happen if you believe in them, or so I heard...

Is there is something funny about the name? Answer me or I'll gut you like a sheep and wear your insides as slippers.

*Ignores*

Sure, drop by any time

I think I'll pass on this.

Correct, you get a shiny gold dildo.

Nah I don't need it, you can just throw that back in your drawer and keep it for yourself. =)

Dan "Phantom" S.

*takes screenshot, prints and hangs on wall*

What on earth made you come to such a vulgar conclusion?

Your just such a happy camper Dan. =)

I swear I'd pay to see some one write that in math class, I'd simply laugh my ass off...
"Dan, what's the solution to #23" , "Eh....Penis?"...

Yeah that would be a classic moment, class clowns are awesome. Too bad there arn't as many of them in highschool... ;_;

Nah, it was just a bit of hazing after getting busted on the fake gf.

I guess, it was pretty entertaining for me.

Right...You sneaky conniving snake on crack.

=O

Is that really the way you look at me. =(

I'm not sure about the Middle East, but from what I conclude, I lead on Israel. Big fuckin' deal...

Meh, I like knowing stat-related things like that.

That's why I want to move, far far away...*Sigh*

Go to some poor country and the currency exchange will make you a millionaire.

Or you could move into some one bedroom apartment, in a nig city...

lol typo.
I wonder if he got over the shock yet?

I doubt JoKeR even knows about the change to be honest. I was just looking for him to see if he was still updating the Barracks roster or if I would have to do it.

Longest fucking post ever.

I do it every damn day.

At 9/13/06 01:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Sigh. I slept in.

The alarm clock with the barbie girl song didn't work?

WHA?!?!!??!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 15:18:31


At 9/13/06 03:00 PM, Tyler wrote: Being beside someone is sort of a strange goal. Well to me it is anyway. Best of luck, it'll be tough.

Well, he passed me a couple months ago because of some trouble of mine, being back up there near him would feel more right.

I thought the war was over, or some cease-fire or something. Besides jinxes only happen if you believe in them, or so I heard...

I never believed in a system made to sort of educate us all, and look where that got me.

*Ignores*

*Sharpened blade from video game slices through flesh* *screaming* *Stab *Stab* *Screaming* *Stab* *Faint yell* *two stabs* *blood filled cough* *three stabs*.

*squeaky new slippers*

I think I'll pass on this.

Uh.....And I was just dusting the old axe.

Nah I don't need it, you can just throw that back in your drawer and keep it for yourself. =)

It's not mine, I use regular colored ones. (O,O)

*takes screenshot, prints and hangs on wall*

"in memory of Dan, for a long and tedious of journey of getting away with whacking people with brooms"

Your just such a happy camper Dan. =)

Me and camping? I like the outdoors, but only with broadband.

Yeah that would be a classic moment, class clowns are awesome. Too bad there arn't as many of them in highschool... ;_;

I used to be one...I made a witty crack whenever I could, got me in a couple bad situations... Like pointing out the Anagram of funeral and "Real Fun"...

I guess, it was pretty entertaining for me.

And to most of NG reading about in the General section.

=O
Is that really the way you look at me. =(

No, I look at you as I look at my class mates ( see other post ). jk.

Meh, I like knowing stat-related things like that.

Me too, a little.

Go to some poor country and the currency exchange will make you a millionaire.

All of which will be robbed of me the second I order a pc >:-O

Or you could move into some one bedroom apartment, in a nig city...
lol typo.

I'd sleep in a box that smells like wet dog, as long as it had a connected pc. I wonder the rent for a place like that...

I doubt JoKeR even knows about the change to be honest. I was just looking for him to see if he was still updating the Barracks roster or if I would have to do it.

He knows, I asked him over IM not long ago. All he said was that he hasn't changed his name yet

I do it every damn day.

Oh bite my ass college boy

Joking, or am I? <_<
The alarm clock with the barbie girl song didn't work?
WHA?!?!!??!

He should get my alarm clock. It goes off saying "You're missing B/P points, wake the fuck up"


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 15:27:17


At 9/13/06 03:00 PM, Tyler wrote:
At 9/13/06 01:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Sigh. I slept in.
The alarm clock with the barbie girl song didn't work?

WHA?!?!!??!

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT!?

What's sad is that I DO have a computer-alarm that plays music...and um...Barbie Girl IS one of the songs it plays (on Saturdays though). The logic being I'll jump out of bed and shut it off as fast as possible, so no one finds out and ridicules me into oblivion...

:sigh:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 16:30:16


sir, police sargent burito reporting in,sir i have not yet reached elite guard but i try to vote fairly and i hope to one day be in the regiment sir

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 16:39:36


At 9/13/06 04:30 PM, mucho_burito wrote: sir, police sargent burito reporting in,sir i have not yet reached elite guard but i try to vote fairly and i hope to one day be in the regiment sir

Excellent to hear Police Sergeant! It's always good to see enthusiasm towards the Barracks!

For now (unless you are already a member) you can join up with the Newgrounds Police Deapartment. There you can receive your Basic Training and get well-prepared for the Elite Guard ranks.

Good luck, Sergeant!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 16:40:26


At 9/12/06 08:10 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 9/12/06 07:43 PM, MetalDart wrote: Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.
So this is your chick or something and anyways, why are you asking to us to talk to her. I'm curious.

Had to do some homework, she was feeling very depressed, and she needed someone to talk to. I know you guys the best, so I thought I could ask my friends.

At 9/12/06 08:11 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Same here... And what do you mean 'talk" like send her a couple of PM's?

She said you were very nice. Thank you. :)

At 9/12/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not to mention you will be mocked.... by me anyways, but I don't know I think this gal could actually be you know... real.

She has pics. SEXY pics. But your're a hentai man so WAKA WAKA.

jk. much love Slash.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 16:45:00


At 9/12/06 08:14 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 9/12/06 07:43 PM, MetalDart wrote: Jsut asking a favor guys.
Could you guys please talk to Erin-Electric while I'm gone for a few hours? She's a very sweet girl and is new, and feels a little stressed. It would mean a lot if you could comfort her.
Damn nice catch metal...and he probably wants people to talk to her to get her to stay here...

YEah. She needs to feel comfortable.

At 9/12/06 08:14 PM, Hemlok wrote: Seriously! Why would we want to talk to your girlfriend! I do not undestand what so ever!

Explained in previous post.


Wish will be granted.

She said you were shy.

At 9/12/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Not to mention you will be mocked.... by me anyways, but I don't know I think this gal could actually be you know... real.

She likes you the most. Also, you said you'd mock DoD. I didn't see any mocking,


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 17:09:02


At 9/13/06 04:40 PM, MetalDart wrote: Had to do some homework, she was feeling very depressed, and she needed someone to talk to. I know you guys the best, so I thought I could ask my friends.

Hmm, I could be your Friend, a Rival, or an Enemy. Choose wisely! lol!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 17:13:00


At 9/13/06 04:45 PM, MetalDart wrote:
She likes you the most. Also, you said you'd mock DoD. I didn't see any mocking,

Trust me, I mocked DoD, hell I never pass on an opportunity to mock Dod about anything.... like his hilarious baseball rants (which are usually wrong).


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 17:15:29


I made a secret episode about Dream of Duke. Sadly, it got flagged (unfairly). But trust me, it was great. And it was close to passing, too. :'(


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 17:23:40


At 9/13/06 05:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I made a secret episode about Dream of Duke. Sadly, it got flagged (unfairly). But trust me, it was great. And it was close to passing, too. :'(

How come all of your stuff gets flagged?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-13 17:24:07


At 9/13/06 05:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I made a secret episode about Dream of Duke. Sadly, it got flagged (unfairly). But trust me, it was great. And it was close to passing, too. :'(

It should have passed, it was funny and IMO it was the best flash you've ever done... Its a damn shame that some idiots decided to flag it for no reason.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!