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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 01:35:53


wtf pokemon lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 01:36:57


srry for the double post but i got 58 pms forgot to mention that :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 01:42:50


All right, all right, no need to keep making PM number posts. They might be considered a stat post...and we know what happens when we do that, huh...

My buddy Liz said I can submit my flash series based on her to Newgrounds. Awesome. ^_^
In it, Liz uses the power of her bisexuality to fight the forces of evil! It'll be awesome. And very, very sexy. Bi girls ftw.

And speaking of flash...it's so nice to see a non-intentional Turd of the Week, huh?
Well not so much nice, as surprising.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 02:30:51


At 8/30/06 01:42 AM, Nosepass wrote: All right, all right, no need to keep making PM number posts. They might be considered a stat post...and we know what happens when we do that, huh...
My buddy Liz said I can submit my flash series based on her to Newgrounds. Awesome. ^_^
In it, Liz uses the power of her bisexuality to fight the forces of evil! It'll be awesome. And very, very sexy. Bi girls ftw.

I'm looking forward to it!

I managed to get 62 points today. I think that is pretty good. Like I said before I want to get at least 50 points a day during the week so anything extra is great. I think my routine is going to slow down a lot since I will be getting a lot of homework starting tommorrow. If teachers didn't give out homework school could be actually fun. I hope I get a lot more points tommorrow!


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 03:34:19


At 8/29/06 07:50 PM, Scizor wrote: -MetalDart- here.

Just saying i am almost at my 1000th PM, so I have turned off the system, excpet for Tom Fulp. I want him to be my 1000th PM. If you need to contact me, use my alt.

I'm going to make it my job to Pm more then you now.

Any way guys. I have a quick question for you. I want to join the Clock Crew, but I am trying to decide between two characters. Lawyer Clock, and Scarecrow Clock. Lawyer seems to have more ideas behind him, but I like Scarecrow's comicalness. Opinions?

Also, here's an image of them made in Flash. : LINK

*STEALS* nah lol go with screcrow clock or whichever you can animate with best.

At 8/28/06 09:10 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Shut up.
Hemlok we don't respond to spammers in the EGB. When you do that you only give the spammers what they want attention. once you give them attention they may come back and spam us some more and the last thing we need is potential spam that could be prevented if you didn't respond.

You have been hassled by mods about it? I havn't I have been smart enough not to even talk about then.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 03:53:11


Oh and everyone. if you would be so kind as to mass PM me that would be great!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 05:02:19


At 8/30/06 03:53 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh and everyone. if you would be so kind as to mass PM me that would be great!

Why? what purpos would it serve? does it make you feel good to recieve spam PM's? also while im here im so close to a promotion i can taste it. i would havebeen promoted yesterday if i had ore spare time (lots of work) so as a result i got 7 points.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 05:49:40



Guinness Book of World Record holder for the game Blur on Xbox 360, NG's Legendary Member.

Click my sig to see the best Newgrounds flash EVA! Give it a review as well. ;)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 06:03:44


Elite Guard Supreme Commander eaglerock sir, requesting permission to join sir. i believe i have potential sir and i am near the elite guard rank and i think i am worthy of joining sir.

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At 8/30/06 06:03 AM, cooley11 wrote: Elite Guard Supreme Commander eaglerock sir, requesting permission to join sir. i believe i have potential sir and i am near the elite guard rank and i think i am worthy of joining sir.

You've still got a good 600 to go, but keep up the good work!


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 10:03:47


Well, finally I'm back after so long, my new pc is by my side and on. The reason I wasn't here 4 days ago is becasue those rotten sons of Satan in the company tried to scam me and send me lesser parts, of course after making a brief note about ripping their balls out and feeding them to them, they agreed to send a guy with the right parts, I was very mean to him just as well. And now, after 4 extra days, I got what I ordered.

Ain't messing with corporations a bitch? Any way, to whoever is new, I'm Lieutenant Chief as you might have noticed by reading my FAQ, and I recently had what experts agree is the worst summer of my life. From now on I should be here daily, get used to it. Now somebody I know better get me a quick report on what I missed, ASAP.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 10:35:54


At 8/30/06 10:03 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Ain't messing with corporations a bitch? Any way, to whoever is new, I'm Lieutenant Chief as you might have noticed by reading my FAQ, and I recently had what experts agree is the worst summer of my life. From now on I should be here daily, get used to it. Now somebody I know better get me a quick report on what I missed, ASAP.

Nothing too big... For some reason some users are now using names of Pokemon (don't know what that's all about) but other than that nothing major... And congrats on leveling up by the way.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 10:47:27


At 8/30/06 10:35 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Nothing too big...

I see...

For some reason some users are now using names of Pokemon (don't know what that's all about)

Stranger things have happened, look at Bill Gates.

but other than that nothing major... And congrats on leveling up by the way.

Thanks, it happened while I was away ( thanks to X-Naut ), but I'm glad about it.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 12:42:42


Hey guys, Major_punk here. Yes, it says I'm Metapod because I joined the POKEMON PLATOON

temporary ofcourse

Sorry I wasn't around the last few days, JoS banned for my post at the top of page 487. I guess it's still unacceptable to have a long, multi-quoted post then adding "EOD: 139 b/p." at the bottom.

What a joke.

My ban ended yesterday actually so I probibly could've caught up on things earlier, but it was my 16th birthday and I wasn't going to spend it on Newgrounds. haha =P

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At 8/26/06 06:00 PM, fadedshadow wrote:
Fadedshadow reporting for duty sir lol i said duty.

Welcome Fadedshadow. I saw your Tankman flash, lol.

At 8/27/06 07:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Damn, is the gap between General and Supreme Commander big... :-(

I noes... almost half way there though...

At 8/27/06 11:20 PM, MyLifeIsNewgrounds wrote:
I also noticed that we are nearing the much longed for, Page 500. We may hit it by tonight or the next few days, if we start being post whores, which I do not recommend.

Haha 500 pages. I think we might hit it this weekend, it still feels bizarre. I remember the days when the Barracks was brand new and for the first few weeks I was always concerned that ramagi would come back and lock it. She never did come back. =)

At 8/28/06 09:10 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I do believe it's okay by JoS if you include a one-liner note in an otherwise normal post (like SlashFirestorm does), so if you want to say how many points you received, go ahead.

As I said at the top of my post, I got banned for leaving less then a sentence. JoS must've changed his rule without telling us...

Yeah this is still sorta on my nerves.

At 8/28/06 11:59 PM, -SteeliX- wrote:
EOD report:

=O

OGM DONT DO IT

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Just kidding...

OH OK THANK GOD

prays JoS has a sence of humour...

=P

Gratz on the level up K-P. It took me a little while to figure out who you were with the sexy new alias and new level. =)

At 8/29/06 10:30 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
Everyone is impatient when talking about the new levels but just think about it\

I can wait, I want to reach level 13 which is one of my favourites before they put the new level system in, even if it's just for one night. But yeah, I want the new levels eventually.

At 8/29/06 07:33 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
STOLEN: Butt Plugs

Marked for review, thanks man. Nice to see you post again... but not nearly enough. =(

At 8/30/06 05:49 AM, Seamonky wrote:
This flash is STOLEN!

Marked for review, nice find Seamonky. =)

At 8/27/06 12:12 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
I am very upset that my rank INCREDIBLY DROPPED after I gained almost 50 per day. What kind of weed is everyone smoking?

Yeah it sucks majorly, like right now I'm going at like 130/day pace and theres nobody I can pass within 800 points of me and Slash might pass me this week. So I could actually lsoe a rank this week. =/

What kind of weed is everyone smoking?

Bomb chron. ^_~

lol

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 12:55:50


Guys, I have a question.

I KNOW I've seen this before: http://www.newground..review.php?id=335737

Not saying this guy stole it, just that something odd is up. I want to say I saw this last week at some point. I remember every bit of that Flash.

But, when I search for it, I cannot find it anywhere.

Very strange. Maybe someone here knows what happened?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 13:00:59


At 8/30/06 12:55 PM, RSQViper wrote: Guys, I have a question.
I KNOW I've seen this before: http://www.newground..review.php?id=335737

I don't personally know, but it can't be, Tom himself has allowed this to be uploaded by the author. So unless even Tom is unaware of it, it may just look like something the author did before and asked deleted or something. Not stolen, it would defy the laws of logic.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 13:09:10


At 8/30/06 01:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/30/06 12:55 PM, RSQViper wrote: Guys, I have a question.
I KNOW I've seen this before: http://www.newground..review.php?id=335737
I don't personally know, but it can't be, Tom himself has allowed this to be uploaded by the author. So unless even Tom is unaware of it, it may just look like something the author did before and asked deleted or something. Not stolen, it would defy the laws of logic.

Yeah, I don't think the guy stole it at all. This guy has all kinds of quality releases.

But I am telling you, this is the EXACT SAME Flash I have already seen. I knew everything that was going to happen before it did happen.

I am guessing it was deleted and then re-released for some reason. I just didn't know if anyone knew why.

It was seriously only like a week ago that I saw this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 13:29:28


Happy birthday Major_Punk aka Metapod! Enjoy it even though it's over.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 13:40:17


At 8/30/06 01:09 PM, RSQViper wrote: It was seriously only like a week ago that I saw this.

I wouldn't know, my crappy situation denied me of seeing anything... But I'm sure that's the only explanation, maybe you should send the author a PM asking him.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 14:32:56


At 8/30/06 01:40 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/30/06 01:09 PM, RSQViper wrote: It was seriously only like a week ago that I saw this.
I wouldn't know, my crappy situation denied me of seeing anything... But I'm sure that's the only explanation, maybe you should send the author a PM asking him.

Yeah, I did. Looking at all the comments in his movies, he's not really the type that seems to care about interacting with the community so I won't hold my breath that he gets back to me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 14:35:07


At 8/30/06 05:02 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 8/30/06 03:53 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh and everyone. if you would be so kind as to mass PM me that would be great!
Why? what purpos would it serve? does it make you feel good to recieve spam PM's?

Actually I wanna beat metaldart out for the number 1 spot.

So keep your negativity to yourself.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 15:10:22


At 8/29/06 07:50 PM, Scizor wrote: -MetalDart- here.

Just saying i am almost at my 1000th PM, so I have turned off the system, excpet for Tom Fulp. I want him to be my 1000th PM. If you need to contact me, use my alt.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Now I know why you rarely reply to my PMs. 1,000 is insane. It's called DELETE THEM! LOL!!!

If I didn't delete mine I'd probably have 200 or so, but I clean that baby out once a week.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 15:13:33


Please watch and vote on my [adult swim] parody.

Vote fair, leave reviews.

=) please


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 15:34:10


I had a rough day yesterday at NG as my abstract math professor went insane and gave the class 52 problems and that killed all my NG time. I am frustrated at stucking at the damn position. So, with an easy schedule today, I have been on a cruise and collected around 60 points already. Now I am aiming for my first 100+ day since April. As a matter of fact, I am sick of sliding and it is time to make a statement!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 15:52:41


At 8/30/06 03:10 PM, RSQViper wrote: Now I know why you rarely reply to my PMs. 1,000 is insane. It's called DELETE THEM! LOL!!!

I keep mine clean too, unless I need the PM I delete it. If I hadn't, I'd have around 300 now...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 16:26:15


PM me guys, I only have about 110 >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 16:33:04


I may only have 21 pm's, but almost all of them are from mods. I also got one from Stamper! Beat that!

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Reminder to please vote on my parody movie if you haven't already.

And leave reviews! I get lonely...

Now to send spam PM's to people...


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 16:58:04


At 8/30/06 04:33 PM, -Cole- wrote: I may only have 21 pm's, but almost all of them are from mods. I also got one from Stamper! Beat that!

I had some PM's with Maus,Sarai,Avie and ramagi. And some dude who liked my profile message. Avie said I can open the real GoW club. I probably will soon too.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-30 17:31:23


At 8/30/06 12:42 PM, Metapod wrote: My ban ended yesterday actually so I probibly could've caught up on things earlier, but it was my 16th birthday and I wasn't going to spend it on Newgrounds. haha =P

Happy Belated Birthday to you. I don't blame ya for not being around. There are better things to do on your B-Day than sit around the computer. Hope it was a good one.

Marked for review, thanks man. Nice to see you post again... but not nearly enough. =(

Yeah, I know I don't say a whole lot. I've been pretty busy the past few weeks and sometimes I just get too tired to say anything or don't really have anything to say. However, I know their are people worse off than me. I'm trying to rectify that though and post more.

Yeah it sucks majorly, like right now I'm going at like 130/day pace and theres nobody I can pass within 800 points of me and Slash might pass me this week. So I could actually lose a rank this week. =/

Yeah, it's looking like that. Slash is a damn madman. I think ot would take an act of God to slow him back down (and I'm not wishing anything on him, that ain't right). I think I'm the 3rd Barracks member in line behind you two to reach the final level (less than 3,800 to go). I wish both of you the best of luck because we all know this 4,500 gap is a pain.