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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 13:19:11


At 8/6/06 02:54 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ...sexy?

Now change your sig phrase... rank 101?? ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 14:36:04


At 8/6/06 11:57 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Congrats on getting into the top 100 B/P? Seriously, I'm stumped.
And don't spam up the place NOOB! >:(
<3

I was responding to Washu, if that's what's confusing ya, lol.
And yay! I hadn't noticed I was 99 now!

At 8/6/06 01:19 PM, -AAF- wrote: Now change your sig phrase... rank 101?? ;)

I must hurry, so that my glory may be proclaimed! ^_^


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 15:30:24


STOLEN ALERT

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/329746

"Author's comments:

I found this on some website and thought it was pretty cool so I downloaded it and submitted it here.

I cant take credit for it because I didnt make it though."

Genius.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 15:31:58


STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Just thought i'd bring it to your attention...how's everybody today?
It's been a while since i've been here, but I hope no one missed me too much :P


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 15:35:02


At 8/6/06 03:31 PM, -dng- wrote: Just thought i'd bring it to your attention...how's everybody today?
It's been a while since i've been here, but I hope no one missed me too much :P

And you are? :P
So, how's it going? Your blam/ protecting is amazing for someone with your sign up date. Keep it up! :D


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 15:41:25


At 8/6/06 03:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/6/06 03:31 PM, -dng- wrote: Just thought i'd bring it to your attention...how's everybody today?
It's been a while since i've been here, but I hope no one missed me too much :P
And you are? :P
So, how's it going? Your blam/ protecting is amazing for someone with your sign up date. Keep it up! :D

Free time, my man...free time. If i keep it up at the rate i'm going, I should be EGSC by early December at least, probably get in the top 50 or something, but i'm doing fine...other than I got braces like two days ago. Eating with them is a bitch, especially cause they put these hard silicone drops behind my two front teeth, so my bite was severely affected. :{#


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-06 23:08:55


Report for today! 06/08

Blams: 1,857
Saves: 1,384
Total B/P points:3241
Total B/P points acquired today: 60
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant
B/P Rank: 1,068


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 00:06:09


Daily Report 8/6:

Start: 23,668 blams. 8,579 saves.
End: 23,697 blams. 8,591 saves.
Overall: 29 blams. 12 saves. (Total: 41)

Total b/p: 32,288.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 00:11:02


Daily Report For 8/6/06

Start: 15,455 Blams/8,148 Saves
End: 15,500 Blams/8,193 Saves
Total: 45 Blams/45 Saves (90 Total)

Next Rank: 1,807 Until General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 00:31:58


LOL at Slash and Socially-Failed. You know what you did, and you're sleeping in the basement for it. >:(

EOD Report
Mee-sa got blamie and protecties. Mee-sa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa be your friend!


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 00:36:53


End of Day Report for 8-6-06

Blams: 3012
Saves: 1512
Total B/P points: 4524
Total B/P points acquired today: 38
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (476 until next grade)

I have become a slacker extraordinaire. Blame RL.

Good hunting!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 00:58:12


At 8/7/06 12:36 AM, arianna1 wrote: End of Day Report for 8-6-06

Blams: 3012
Saves: 1512
Total B/P points: 4524
Total B/P points acquired today: 38
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (476 until next grade)

I have become a slacker extraordinaire. Blame RL.

Please compared to me you are hard at work. what you get in a day I may get in 4 days. don't worry about the faster EG everyone has their own pace. just keep voting and earning B/P good night people

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 01:22:10


At 8/7/06 12:31 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: LOL at Slash and Socially-Failed. You know what you did, and you're sleeping in the basement for it. >:(

LOL I didn't even make anything in it!
And Major Generals sleep in the penthouse, with exotic hookers.

EOD Report
Mee-sa got blamie and protecties. Mee-sa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa be your friend!

I HATE JAR JAR BINKS! He ruined episode one. Thank god they figured out to limit his...flavor...in the later ones.

I was on the phone past midnight, so I was unable to get a Day's End Report. But hey, I was talking to a GIRL. ^_^


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 01:34:57


Can I join the group.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 02:02:01


At 8/7/06 01:34 AM, iscrulz wrote: Can I join the group.

I think you were a member, a loooooong time ago! So if you want to return, then welcome back, sir! :salute:


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 02:11:23


At 8/7/06 02:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 8/7/06 01:34 AM, iscrulz wrote: Can I join the group.
I think you were a member, a loooooong time ago! So if you want to return, then welcome back, sir! :salute:

*Salutes back* I am still pondering if I would rejoin, in other words be commited to the barracks and the thread. I shall see.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 04:01:37


Coop83 Report 07.08.06
Blams: 10,090 (+12)
Saves: 4,624 (+8)
Total: 14,714 (+20)

Judging by the points gained yesterday, it was a bad weekend for me. I'll try to right that -4 points ageregate and then some today


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 07:00:36


At 8/6/06 07:15 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 8/6/06 Report - As of 0700 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #451 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 4124 unchanged from yesterday
Saves: 2398 +1 from yesterday
Total: 6522 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 478 points until Sergeant Major

8/7/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #449 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 4129 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2402 +4 from yesterday
Total: 6531 +9 from yesterday
Next Rank: 469 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 07:25:17


Blams: 5972
Saves: 3852
Total B/P points: 9824
Total B/P points acquired today: 87

Another good day for me. now #281.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:23:08


At 8/7/06 01:22 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I was on the phone past midnight, so I was unable to get a Day's End Report. But hey, I was talking to a GIRL. ^_^

Yeah. I've called your mom too. >:O

The Elite Guard Barracks


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:27:46


Hey guys just seeing how its going. I got to 1300 b/p's today. Only 200 more to go till I am an official member. Well see ya's later. Good luck in the portal!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:30:25


Okay guys, ive looked through your last couple of pages and this is you one and only warning before I start deleting stuff in here.

NO STAT POSTS. I dont want to see people copy and pasting there blam/save stats into here anymore. From now on I will start issuing a ban for it.


Bellum omnium contra omnes

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:34:53


sir,ill join as long as i am not forced to degrade myself.(ill usually do it by myself)


If anyone wants an invite to a site that gives you free stuff I got's it:

http://superpoints.com/refer/darkfo x777

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:36:29


At 8/7/06 11:30 AM, JoS wrote: Okay guys, ive looked through your last couple of pages and this is you one and only warning before I start deleting stuff in here.

NO STAT POSTS. I dont want to see people copy and pasting there blam/save stats into here anymore. From now on I will start issuing a ban for it.

Is it okay to make a post saying how much you got during the day, as long as it's not the majority of the post? Because I agree that just making a post to copy/paste stats is wrong, and I believe we senior members have advised against it in the past.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 11:39:36


At 8/7/06 11:34 AM, dark-fox wrote: sir,ill join as long as i am not forced to degrade myself.(ill usually do it by myself)

To join, you must be of Elite Guard rank (1500+ total Blam/Protect points). But don't fret! Once you reach Security Guard (200 B/P), you can apply to the NGPD (link in my sig) and work there while you make your way to Elite Guard.

If you have any questions about the B/P process (I don't believe you do, as you have some points), feel free to PM me.

Good luck, and good hunting! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 13:44:56


Blams: 3230
Saves: 1910
Total B/P points: 5140
Total B/P points acquired today: 34
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (860 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 33.285
B/P Rank: #602 (+10 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.691

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 14:02:35


At 8/7/06 11:30 AM, JoS wrote: Okay guys, ive looked through your last couple of pages and this is you one and only warning before I start deleting stuff in here.

NO STAT POSTS. I dont want to see people copy and pasting there blam/save stats into here anymore. From now on I will start issuing a ban for it.

Shit I didnt read that. Sorry.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 14:11:53


Okay, it was our policy before, but we've been a little lenient on it. So let me renew this, very clearly, particularly since JoS, who has been extremely helpful to us and the NGPD in the past, has problems with it.

Do not post just to make a report of your stats.

If you're going to post your day's gain, have MORE to the post. If you can't think of anything to say with a stat post, refrain from making it until you do. No one is going to die if you don't make a daily report. If anything, you can post a couple days' gains when you DO have more relevant things to say with it.

No more of these stat-only posts. They're annoying, kind of unfriendly, and ticking mods off.

I will see that this is added to the Barracks FAQ at the forums. And after this post, no more "oops, I didn't see it" stuff. I expect members to read some previous posts before making a post of their own.

Repeated infractions of this may have consequences to be determined by senior Barracks members, in addition to any actions done by the NG mods. So just don't do it. Period.

That is all.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 15:50:52


Well... I was planning on returning to the Barracks on Clock Day, but I have some spare time now and I really didn't want to wait anymore. =P

Elite Guard Lieutenant General Major_punk is back!

To give some background information about me to some of the newer members.
I joined the Barracks on page 1 as a Master Sergeant and wilh overwhelming motivation and encouragement from the Barracks I've reached Lieutenant General.

I was very active until around late May where my life began to get hectic and my computer time had to give in, however in a few days I'll finally be off this stinking rock and back home in Ontario, with nothing to hold me back. =)

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At 8/7/06 02:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: At 8/7/06 01:34 AM, iscrulz wrote: Can I join the group.
I think you were a member, a loooooong time ago! So if you want to return, then welcome back, sir! :salute:

Heh, I remember when he first joined on page 2, and his last post was on page 99.

I kinda feel a little silly for knowing that, but I guess I took my old role as Records Officer a little too seriously. =P

Anyway welcome back if you decide to re-join. It would be great to have another EGSC in the Barracks.

At 8/7/06 11:30 AM, JoS wrote:
Okay guys, ive looked through your last couple of pages and this is you one and only warning before I start deleting stuff in here.

I completely speak as an individual here, but please do. I dislike them as much as you.

At 8/7/06 02:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Do not post just to make a report of your stats.

Understood. End of Day reports should never be the bulk of a post.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-07 15:56:08


At 8/7/06 11:30 AM, JoS wrote: NO STAT POSTS.
At 8/7/06 02:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Do not post just to make a report of your stats.

Understood.

In other news, has iscrulz decided on whether or not he was going to rejoin the Barracks?


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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