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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:21:38


Daily Report #2: 7/31/06

Blams: 10618 (+82)
Saves: 6338 (+60)
Total: 17098 (+142)

Ranked #145

Salute!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:36:03


Daily Report 7/31:

Start: 23,335 blams. 8,469 saves.
End: 23,410 blams. 8,493 saves.
Overall: 75 blams. 24 saves. (Total: 99)

Total b/p: 31,903.

Almost got 100. Bah.
And the Top 50 b/pers list still hasn't updated yet.

Double bah.

Salute.


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:42:13


At 7/31/06 05:39 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 7/30/06 06:50 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
Blams: 2208
Saves: 1254
Total B/P: 2462
total B/P aquired today: 39
B/P I need till next level: 538

God I barly have any time on the computer to B/P like I used to.

Blams: 2216
Saves: 1259
Total B/P: 3479
total B/P aquired today: 17
B/P I need till next level: 521

Fuckin christ im tired of people hauging the comp ALL DAM DAY.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:45:06


Blams: 4731
Saves: 2846
Total B/P points: 7577
Total B/P points acquired today: 84
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (423 until next grade)

Meh :[


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:52:19


At 8/1/06 12:45 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Blams: 4731
Saves: 2846
Total B/P points: 7577
Total B/P points acquired today: 84
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (423 until next grade)

Meh :[

Meh my ass just imagine how I feel >:|

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 00:57:39


daily report for 7/31

Blams: 10441
Saves: 6254
Total B/P points: 16695
Total B/P points acquired today: 91
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (805 until next grade)

a good day, in my opinion. really started out slow, but picked up enough to (hopefully) push me over the century mark very soon. im really looking at hitting colonel as soon as i can. im tired of only LT colonel. o well.

good luck to all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 01:11:46


POSSIBLE WHISTLE ALERT!!!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/328669

I just got a feeling this guy didn't do it. Anyone else think they could confirm this?


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 01:14:58


At 8/1/06 01:11 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: POSSIBLE WHISTLE ALERT!!!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/328669

I just got a feeling this guy didn't do it. Anyone else think they could confirm this?

Yes I remember seeing that along time ago.

This is stolen

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 01:36:43


Daily Report for July 31st......omg it's already august, I start school in a week...

fuck fuck fuckshit

Blams: 3050
Saves: 1782
Total B/P points: 4832
Total B/P points acquired today: 86
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (168 until next grade)I guess I can make it in 2 days
B/P Rank: #654 (+5 move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 02:48:21


Update
Blams:5784
Saves:2856
Total Blam/Protection points:8640
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:104
860 more points until next upgrade.
Another great day for me! Sorry for not posting my update yesterday, I was too busy fixing my video iPod. I would like to congratulate DashNCrash for getting into the top 50. I was bored so I compared his profile with the_puppet's profile and DashNCrash came out on top! Great job man!

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 04:08:54


Coop83 Report 01.08.06
Blams: 9,959 (+31)
Saves: 4,549 (+15)
Total: 14,508 (+46)
Points to EG Lieutenant Colonel: 992

Pushed myself within 1,000 points of rankup yesterday. I don't know why, but it feels so much more achievable when there's only 3 figures left.


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 05:06:38


Damn the portal is at like DEFCON 350 lol I know its 5am but its never THIS slow........

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 05:17:13


At 8/1/06 05:06 AM, El_Master wrote: Damn the portal is at like DEFCON 350 lol I know its 5am but its never THIS slow........

Well, there is 10 UJ flash, I've seen it at this time of day with 0 UJ flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 05:22:13


At 8/1/06 05:17 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/1/06 05:06 AM, El_Master wrote: Damn the portal is at like DEFCON 350 lol I know its 5am but its never THIS slow........
Well, there is 10 UJ flash,

Yeah but they've been UJ for like 3 hours xD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 05:29:52


At 8/1/06 05:22 AM, El_Master wrote: Yeah but they've been UJ for like 3 hours xD

Are you any good with a bugle? Sound the wakeup call, we need to wake some soilders up!

If they are Under Judgement for so long, we need to get people willing to vote on them


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 05:34:49


Sorry for my long awayness...

Yesterday's report:

Blams: 6254
Saves: 3520
Total B/P points: 9774
Total B/P points acquired today: 57
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Second Lieutenant (1226 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 14.266
B/P Rank: #282 (0 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.777


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 07:19:33


At 7/31/06 08:21 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/31/06 Report - As of 0800 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #451 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 4103 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2377 +6 from yesterday
Next Rank: 520 points until Sergeant Major

8/1/06 Report - As of 0700 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #452 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 4106 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2379 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 515 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 09:04:00


STOLEN ALERT

It's a damn good thing I remembered reviewing the original!

STOLEN:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/328709

ORIGINAL:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/282939
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"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling Slash!"


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 09:13:51


At 8/1/06 09:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: STOLEN ALERT

Thanks for that Slash.

One of these days, all the whistle points will add up to give me a gold whistle, but I am confident when I say I will NEVER have deity


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 10:44:58


At 7/31/06 09:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh shucks howdy, upon re-examination of my profile, it seems I hit another, more sexy milestone as well. ;-)

6969 huh...quite sexy. Considering you're a crazy, sexy, overzealous pirate, it's fitting. :-P

At 8/1/06 12:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

142 points. Eh. Not bad.

Oh shush.

Another accomplishment for me: I just barely broke 22000 B/P's today. Only 8k more to go! :-D

Damn....I didn't realize I caught up that much on you...at this rate, I probably WILL make EGSC before you.

...speedy bastard.
At 8/1/06 05:06 AM, El_Master wrote: Damn the portal is at like DEFCON 350 lol I know its 5am but its never THIS slow........

LOL. I don't even remember what the current DEFCON is. Moving is hard work, mind you. However, this warrants a:

DEFCON Update:

Since the Portal is looking rather standard today, let's set it at DEFCON 3. Keep in mind the DEFCON will drop tonight if the Portal slows down to standard nighttime speeds.

At 8/1/06 09:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: STOLEN ALERT

It's a damn good thing I remembered reviewing the original!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 12:57:58


It passed. Grrrrr...

Wade has been notified. I hope the little fucker gets deleted...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 13:55:30


Here's my Beginning of Day report/End of Day report for yesterday.

Blams: 1,259 (+55)
Protects: 594 (+23)
B/P Rank: 2,006 (+121) was 2,127.
142 Until my next grade.

Not a bad B/P Rank jump there. I had a busy day yesterday for myself.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 14:12:36


I actually woke up before 12! Now it's to the portal. I just feel like sayin gthis to all you soldiers out there: Good morning!


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 15:10:08


JacksonHSR repoting for duty sir! Any objections?


What the hell are YOU staring at?!- Duckman

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 15:13:22


At 8/1/06 03:10 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: JacksonHSR repoting for duty sir! Any objections?

OBJECTION!

But seriously, welcome aboard. Just read up on the Barracks FAQ and wait for Slash/ Ghost Phantom/ or Eagle Rock to let you in. :)


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 15:32:13


At 8/1/06 03:10 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: JacksonHSR repoting for duty sir! Any objections?

Welcome, Private! No objections from me!

First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions, sign up there and make a thread in the Recruitment Center, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered.

Glad to have ya here! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 16:21:29


STOLEN!!!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/328772

Author did not make this gif. It can be found in many places, and it was even modified in the photoshop Ozcar thread.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 16:58:06


At 8/1/06 04:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: STOLEN!!!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/328772

Author did not make this gif. It can be found in many places, and it was even modified in the photoshop Ozcar thread.

OOooo... I missed it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 18:06:22


Hey guys I'm not sure if you notice this but you can now see all the reviews you made for audio on your profile! I have 17

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-01 19:15:14


At 8/1/06 06:06 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey guys I'm not sure if you notice this but you can now see all the reviews you made for audio on your profile! I have 17

Yeah. I noticed that too... Unfortunately I only have one.

Also before I forget I'm now an Elite Guard Brigadier General, so I've finally reached the leaf badges.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!