Rained all day so I spent a few hours on the computer(almost all of it in a basketball forum), but still got this

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Has anyone heard from Phantom? It has been quite some time now. I would not be as concerned if it was not him. The activity level has been very out of character for him though. Also, those of you that know what was going on around him will also understand why I am concerned. It is just a little strange. I know he may be working on a new flash, but for him to come come in? Just curious.

At 7/21/06 01:14 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Has anyone heard from Phantom? It has been quite some time now. I would not be as concerned if it was not him. The activity level has been very out of character for him though. Also, those of you that know what was going on around him will also understand why I am concerned. It is just a little strange. I know he may be working on a new flash, but for him to come come in? Just curious.

The last time I was talking to him he was having computer problems. I'm not sure if that's the only reason but that could be why he hasn't been active.

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~Salute~

I am so sorry for being out so long, but this recent blasted war caused the entire internet network to shut down, there was no way to get online and I’ve tried every single one, connection was slow as fuck near midnight ( NG time ) as Joker will testify when I spoke to him, and then the whole thing shut down. Trust me I am very sorry for not being here but there was nothing on earth I could no matter how long I shouted at my ISP, and on a final note, I pray somebody comes over and makes Lebanon into one huge smoking bleeding hole. Now back to our usual broadcasts.

And so my friends, almost 300 days after I began with B/P, I finish all that B/P has to offer as reward. I will not quit a thing, but I will slow down to tend to my personal in this time of crisis for the nation. As well as for using my connections to get a few flash movies released. But know this, I will always be around, only a rocket hole through my pc would stop me. And now, what you’ve been actually waiting for, the second part of the story. Enjoy my friends, tonight is a night of cheap drinks and cheap women ( a man might be found for the few female users who whistle like crazy or are level 13 <_< ).

Phantom: The journey begins, Part 2 by Ghost_Phantom
Main plot Based off of “Chronicles of Riddick” – more info at www.thechroniclesofriddick.com . Random detail, my invention.
Part one in page 375

The new portal

Error stares into the empty eyes of Phantom, “perhaps you would care to accompany me to my ship? I have something I’m positive you will find of interest”. “I don’t walk with strangers” says Phantom as he tightens the grip of the blade in his arm, a woman from the crowd notices, wearing a tight outfit and hair of a business woman. Error notices his anger as well, “guards, seize him and see him to my main ship”. The woman interferes, “ Perhaps the breeder will come if only asked “ she says with an appealing voice approaching Phantom, not loosening his grip of the blade Phantom says “ it’s been a long time since I smelt a pretty woman “. The woman, later known by LKnight, smiles carefully and leads him to the ship calmly. Inside the massive structure Phantom looks around. He sees people going through the process of becoming purifiers and in front of him, a throne. Error steps up and asks Phantom to enter a round room, he does. The room is circular and in the center, another circle. He stands in the center as some electric magnetic field pins him to the floor, he resists yet pointlessly, 3 long metallic tubes slide out with what must have been prophets. They read his mind, he wouldn’t let them know it all, he hid the truth even from himself, the prophets report, a man of strength, Error asks for his origin, the prophets dig through his mind. The prophets shout out “A B/Per, a B/Per, Kill the B/Per! kill the Phantom! “ Error commends his men into the room to shoot Phantom, a Commander feels an unknown urge to help, he can’t resist, he presses the switch turning the oversized human magnet off. Phantom is lit with fury, rams his fist in one soldier’s face. Takes his weapon, and shoots the other, by the time more step in he has already taken shelter behind the traversing tubes. The fleeing fugitive now ran far off in the desert terrain. A Purifier ship was following him, but seconds later knocked down by a massive rocket, Phantom dodges to the side avoiding the fragments flying everywhere. He then finds himself facing the barrel of a gun.

Now aboard a rattling junk of a ship again Phantom is chained down in the back, BonusStage came up to him “ look at yourself, you are supposed to be some slick shit killer, and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit… Where should we get you? Who would pay the most for you, Mod-lounge?”. “Mod-lounge, 10 minutes outside every other day , Protein waffles aren’t bad.” Phantom mentions. “See? That’s what’s wrong with joints today, health clubs for waffle eating pussies. “Maybe at the admin moon? Nice little double max prison” “Admin moon, they keep a cell open, just in case I drop by.” Phantom calmly states. “How about we try a couple levels up? BS says. “What are you talking about?” asks a crew woman. “ He is talking about IP jail, only 3 of them left in the portals, 2 out of range for a shitty little Under Cutter like this with no legs. Leaving us with only one, Crematoria, that is, what you thinking about right BS? ”. “How come he knows where we are going and we don’t? “. “ Shut up and set the route” BS says not diverting his eyes from Phantom. “I hate this run…” the crew man mentions. Phantom says, “ I don’t know about your new crew BS, they seem a little skittish. Probably shouldn’t tell them what happened to the last crew”.

deep space

The crew was asleep, only Phantom awake… “Blammers, Purifiers, shit…I’ve never been this popular. I ought to bust out of these chains and cut open a couple arteries, but why drive when you get driven for, for now, I’ll sit, all back of the bus…”

Crematoria

A planet that had a sun rise of 700 degrees every 5 minutes, making sure a get away would be at best, a suicide. The Under cutter approached the jail’s closed landing strip, miscalculated the speed because they had to beat the upcoming sunrise, right before landing, BS mutters this line “ if I owned this place and hell, I’d rent this place out and live in hell “. Slamming the ship to a stop at the end of the strip, they get out and tie Phantom to the wagon, during the trip one of the crew-man sat on top of Phantom. During the bumpy ride small lamps bumped out from the low ceiling, Phantom times well and raises his knee a bit for a second, the crew man hit his head over the lamp at a speed of over 90. BS looks behind him seeing Phantom shrugging his shoulders as to what ever happened to the missing crew man. “4 way split! “ He shouts out to the remaining team. The ride soon ends, Phantom thinks “29.4 Kilometers…”,

Post #2

Crematoria inner jail

Phantom was lowered by rope to the center of the circular mine where the prisoners were kept. He was left suspended while above the crew men and wardens bargained. One spin at a time, Phantom rose using the rope. He raises 3 spins and quickly spins down breaking the chains, landing on the on ground. A guard comes in attacking, needless to say he didn’t get far. Then a voice is heard with a clear Irish accent: There are convicts, and there are inmates. A convict has a code, respect, an Inmate on the other hand, does the guard’s work for them, brings shame, to the game. So, which are you gonna be? “. “ Me? I’m just passing through “. “ Well welcome to Crematoria then.”

At the same time far away on Error’s main ship he commands his first Commander, Hippo, to take a Frigate ship to kill Phantom. “You want me to take a Frigate for one breeder?” asks hippo. “Take it on faith! “The Lord shouts. And so Hippo goes in search.

Back in Crematoria, Phantom is now held hostage, in a choke hold by a guy armed with a blade. “What do I do now? Go for the sweet spot, left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta”, “What a gusher” Phantom replies, not resisting. “Where do I get eyes like that?” the armed man asks. “You gotta kill a few people” Phantom answers. He chuckles, “ did that, did plenty of that “. “ and then you get sent a slam, where you will never see day light again, but there was no doctor here to shine my eyes, not even for a pack of smokes. Was anything you said true? ”.
He asks with an angry voice. “So, what are you gonna do now, go for the sweet spot? Remember who you are talking to, Peter! “. “ Peter is dead, he was weak, he couldn’t cut it. The name is Eagle now, and I’m a brand new animal “.

The Purifiers Frigate-

“They can be quite a test, these deep runs. Don’t you think” Asks a commander who joined Hippo, the same one who had that strange feel as Phantom fought the men aboard the main ship. “Some men do“. “I mean, being so far from the Armada, makes you have doubts, don’t you ever have doubts? “The commander inquires. “Doubts?“ Hippo replies.” Yes, doubts of the campaign, of Lord Error “. Hippo frowns “First and always, I am a Purifier Commander, so if you are here to test my loyalty, you have only succeeded in testing my patience “. “ Oh no, that isn’t why I am here at all, I have my own mission here “.

Crematoria inner jail

“Still alive, I see” says the Irish bulky man behind loose collapsing bars.
“I have been for years” Eagle replies.

A voice is heard from all of the sudden. “Feeding time! “

The wardens release big dog like creatures with scales to hunt for food and reduce the prison population. The dogs pounce at every one who didn’t had enough time to hide, one comes up to Phantom, they look into each other’s eyes, identical eyes, made to see best in the dark. The dog growls, Phantom growls back, next a convict steps out near him, still behind the safety of metal bars, Phantom gives the dog 2 hard smacks on the back, as if a pure male sign of affection. The dog relaxes and changes color from bright red to grey, a bell is then heard, feeding is over. The dog slowly moans and comes back to the lair, meanwhile noticing the observing convict; he changes to red at once and attacks the bars enough for a strong dent. The convict, shook, falls backwards on the floor in terror, the dog quits and leaves for home. The convict looks at Phantom who calmly answers “ It’s an animal thing “. Eagle is then up for inspection by the guards. They say to one another “watch him for me, he always got a blade some where “. The guard violently gropes Eagle while he quietly pulls out a knife from his pants pocket, stabs the guard groping him in the back of his neck, kicks another and begins to strangle another one. But a guard holding the blunt end of an axe hits him in the back. “I don’t think he likes being touched, if I were you, I’d take my wounded and go, while I still could.” Says Phantom, sipping from his cup. “Tell me, is there a name for that private little world of yours, what happens there if we don’t just run? You’ll kill us? With your soup cup? “A guard says and laughs with his fellow guards. “ Tea actually“ Phantom says softly, the guard replies over the noise “What did you say?“. “I said, I’ll kill you with my Tea cup“ Phantom replies louder now. He places the cup on a near by stone and gestures the guard for a fight, another one says to him “ he is already paid for, do what you want with him “. The guard rushes forward holding an axe, Phantom pounds in the cup into his chest, turns it and pushes him away, he falls down, dead. About an inch or so of flesh is cut by a tea

Post #3

cup, the other guards reach out for fire arm, Phantom only ducks and reaches for the pin of a can and places it on the very same tock. The guards watch in panic, and pick up their wounded, leaving the dead, and run quickly. “Death by tea cup, now why didn’t I think of that?“ asks Eagle with a grin of envy. “I didn’t come here to play who is the better killer“ Phantom states. “But didn’t you hear, that’s my favorite game“. “I heard you came here looking for me “Phantom says. “Oh really, then you missed out on the good part, I hooked up with some blammers just near the old portal, they said they would teach me the trade, give me a good cut, they salved me out Phantom, do you have any idea what the does to you when you’re 12?“ He continues with rage. “ I told you to stay in the new portal! “Phantom yells. Ripping out a hanging lamp, tearing it to shreds “did you not listen?“. Phantom says enraged, “I had blammers on my back, I’ll always have blammers on my back, I spent 5 years among the frozen dead just to keep them away from you! And what do you do, you go and sign up with the same fake B/P’ers that wanted to use you for blam bait…”. “What are you suggesting Phantom? That you cutting out was a good thing? That you had my ass covered from half way across the fucking portals!“. “You signed with blammers, why!“ Phantom asks. “There was no one else around but them“ he replies. The conversation turned into a fiery explanation continues as the Blammers on top settle for money. “Lets open some Champagne, and pull the vents up for some fresh air “. Downstairs Phantom ‘sh’es every one to hear something, “so they do go above surface, to swap on air, interesting “.” Who the hell are you? “A man asks. “ When it happens, it will happen fast, stay on my leg when I cut fence or stay here, for ever. “Nobody outs here “a convict mentions. “ He ain’t nobody “Eagle speaks one floor above the convict. Above the merchants speak again, “the good news are that we can cut you in on 700 K, the bad news are that our pilot saw this going in a straight line here“, he hands BS a picture of a Purifier ship coming their way. “That can’t be, we dusted our track after we took him from them…” he answers with shock, “you stole him from them?” What are you doing, trying to get us into trouble? “ Gun shots are heard. They go on for less than a minute and stop, only BS lived by hiding from danger. “Phantom! No! “He yells as he sees Phantom coming out from the same hole he was first lowered in. next thing known was that the whole team got upstairs and BS was put and locked in a middle cage of 3 combined ones, on each side, the scaled dogs pouncing at him time and time again. “ I hate you Phantom! “ he shouts out before being interrupted with the growl of a dog. Phantom explains that the guards are running under ground to the only remaining ship. They will have to go on the surface and avoid the burning heat. They step out in a mad dash running across the part boiling planet. The guards below figure something wrong and look up through a manhole, they see them running ahead, they fire and miss. Upon reaching a cliff they have only a minute before the sun and some lava struck. One who didn’t make it was already burned. The sun rises, they hide behind rocks, Phantom shouts to a convict for the rope he held as well as the water, He wets himself and ties a knot with the rope on the rock, he slings himself exposed to the sun, grabbing Eagle on his way, leaving the convict behind, reaching safe ground, “Keep moving “he yells, Eagle stops to help a final remaining convict reach the top of the cliff. They run and then stop on Phantom’s command, the convict rushes, “we only have 3 minutes before the next sun rise “. Phantom calmly repeats “just wait “. Looking over the blocking rocks they see about 50 Purifiers standing near the hanger exit, next the hanger exit opens and the shocked guards instantly grab guns and begin to kill one another, in the mid of chaos Phantom orders to rush in, and they do, one sophisticated kill after the other with guns and melee weapons as one. After almost all Purifiers soldiers are dead, Hippo fires his weapon knocking Phantom 10 yards and unconscious. Eagle screams, “ No!, you bastards “ He goes on a rampage, knocks Hippo from his legs, reaches for his gun, but fails, Hippo is too powerful. He knocks Eagle out it takes him on the ship back. Only the commander, who questioned Hippo and felt strange on the main ship, remains there. He drags Phantom into the hanger to save him from the blazing 700 degrees heat. He takes off his metallic Commander uniform, part by part, Phantom wakes up, gets up quickly and already, aggressively questions him. He replies “They brought him on the main ship. Hippo told me that if you wake up, stay away form the Lord Error. The Purifier in me agrees, yet the B/Per in me hopes you don’t listen “he says with a grin. Phantom raises his eyebrow as the Commander, with no Purifier Uniform, steps out the hanger in to the blazing heat, falls 4 yards of walking later, stands up and keeps walking with no more skin on him left, only burning muscle showing, he falls again 5 yards later ,this time he collapses with his bones turning into ashes. He leaves behind a name plate, the metal plate wrote: “Coop, Captain number 83.” . “So this is who I will owe my revenge to, In his name it is then” Phantom takes the ship the Captain had left for him.

Final post

Purifier main ship

Aboard the ship Hippo and his dame discuss. “Great, soon he will take his guard off and you can kill him “says the power hungry woman. “ And what if he survived? “Questions Hippo “. “ Pray he didn’t, but if he did, and he is half as strong as you see him, then he will be able to at least wound the Lord Error in his attack “. Hippo’s dame walks to see what the Lord is doing, she walks among the Purifier soldiers and notices a pair of bright, shiny eyes, she looks again, but he is gone. She runs quickly back to hippo. “I saw him with my own eyes “, “could you be wrong? Fear plays tricks on the mind. Could you be wrong! “He replies. “ No, I saw him, this is horrible, not only your failure, but also reported success. Let us pray he will injure the Lord enough for you to kill him”. At this moment Phantom is watching the Lord walk through his grand hall, he jumps from the second floor attempting an attack, Error predicts and counters, throwing him to the other side of the hall. The guards are about to attack him, Error stops them, saying this battle is between them. Phantom throws the blade he kept from the General Zenock. He hits, scratching the Lord’s ear. The lord calls Eagle, he steps out in Purifier civilian uniform and approaches Phantom, “It hurts at first but then the pain goes away, just like they promised”. “Eagle, are you with me?” Phantom asks. “Eagle, are you with me?” he asks again, Eagle walks away, Phantom is filled with anger. He charges at Error, they begin to battle with an undisputed lead given to Error, Phantom is struck down, Error attempts to take his soul, he tries with all his might but the B/Per will not surrender, all of the sudden, Eagle comes and stabs the Lord with a spear through his back, he is in deep pain, leaving Phantom alone trying to remove the spear from his back, he throws Eagle onto a spiked poll, he drops with a clear hole in his back as well. Hippo and his dame observing above, “Now, now is the time, kill him!” Shouts Hippo’s dame. Hippo grabs a triple blade Axe from a nearby decorative poll, he jumps down, Error doesn’t see his purpose yet, “Hippo, help me, kill the B/Per. Hippo swings the axe back and says “Forgive me”. His dame, “Perfect”. Error quickly fled 6 yards to his right, the blade landed on the empty floor. At the same Phantom’s eyes on the ground meet the eyes of Eagle, seeing he is clearly dying. His natural instincts told him to avenge. By the time Error was mentally and physically far from Hippo, he was facing one angry B/Per. As soon as Error’s body followed his mind’s quick run, Phantom swings the fallen blade and rams 7 inches of steel through the Lord’s head. He breaks off the handle, leaving the blade inside his head, he knee caps the Lord with his right leg, finishing it once and for all, immediately approaches and kneels before Eagle. One floor above, the shocked Dame Yells “No!”. Hippo accepts the fact it was never meant to be. Phantom tries to speak to Eagle, “Eagle, are you with me?”, “I always was with you” he says and closes his eyes, Phantom checks for a pulse, nothing. He collapses in a chair behind him, incidentally, the Lord’s throne. Hippo steps up and says: “ You keep what you kill, Supreme Commander….Lord…..Phantom”.

...::The End::...

At 7/21/06 04:12 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: He leaves behind a name plate, the metal plate wrote: “Coop, Captain number 83.” . “So this is who I will owe my revenge to, In his name it is then” Phantom takes the ship the Captain had left for him.

Not very often a man gets to read his own death tale. Great work, Phantom

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At 7/21/06 05:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not very often a man gets to read his own death tale. Great work, Phantom

Thanks, sorry I didn't change it to Major a bit before but I guess I forgot.

At 7/21/06 10:10 AM, OceIot wrote: FYI, I am a Security Officer :) .

I suggest looking this first Oce.

At 7/21/06 09:19 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Thanks, sorry I didn't change it to Major a bit before but I guess I forgot.

Meh, I didn't even notice when I read through it tbh.

At 7/21/06 01:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Meh, I didn't even notice when I read through it tbh.

Great to see you are this clueless :-D

On another note, I got locked out of my account because of that stupid password thing which I'll fix tomorrow. I can still post as susual, but I can't B/P. This week has gone to the dogs as far as B/P is concerned, but I hope do to much better next week.

If any one knows on a way to B/P even though when you click account options you get the window saying you are a jackass who didn't type his own password right 5 times in a row please tell me.

At 7/21/06 04:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I am so sorry for being out so long...

Good to know your still alive. I was actually starting to wonder. It'll be good to have you back. Even though it was a relativley short time, it was very out of character for you to be MIA. Sounds like other than a few days of complete annoyance, everything is back to normal eh? Blasted war. One of these days, one of these days! I'll make some popcorn. Good to have you back Phantom. Just in case you missed all my congrats, here's one more for EGSC.

The new portal

I do not think I could say enough to describe how good this was. I have read a lot of stoires in my time here on newgrounds, but this is the best. I love how you were able to twist the chronicles of riddick into a newgroundssaga. That was truely amazing. I had been waiting for som time to have the chance to read this. It is much more than I evn expected from you. You really have a knack for writting man. I am surprised that you do not do it more often. 5/5 for you Phantom. Great work.

At 7/21/06 02:33 PM, Turkeybean wrote: You really have a knack for writting man. I am surprised that you do not do it more often. 5/5 for you Phantom. Great work.

You flatter me... I think I like it. I write when I have an idea, I write poems and stories but very few of them see public eye. I don't consider myself that good, and I know some on NG much better, but I'm not the worst. If you want to see my latest poem or stuff, AIM me, you are never on AIM :-(

Civilian Here reporting for duty! (lol)

At 7/21/06 03:14 PM, doody1 wrote: Civilian Here reporting for duty! (lol)

Civilans don't report, they train. And they train far far away from here before they reach here. Read this.

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Good day fellow soliders. I have to ask you have you heard about the mass flaggers in the portal. they been targeting certain flash authors recent so they can get portal banned. they already got afro stud portal banned. it is a disgrace if I ever heard. Other then that things have been normal for me well back to the thread for me

At 7/21/06 06:38 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Good day fellow soliders. I have to ask you have you heard about the mass flaggers in the portal. they been targeting certain flash authors recent so they can get portal banned. they already got afro stud portal banned. it is a disgrace if I ever heard. Other then that things have been normal for me well back to the thread for me

Afro_Stud is portal banned?! Really, are you serious? I knew a couple of his (or her... I'm not sure after the profile change... :p) submissions were lfasgged, but portal banned?! Ouch.

At 7/21/06 06:38 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Good day fellow soliders. I have to ask you have you heard about the mass flaggers in the portal. they been targeting certain flash authors recent so they can get portal banned. they already got afro stud portal banned. it is a disgrace if I ever heard. Other then that things have been normal for me well back to the thread for me

Yeah I have. As far as I know it's "Gamescool"and his friends that flagged Afro_Stud's flash the reason I know this is because (I love Doing Detective work/backround checks and) he left it in a abusive review that was flagged and deleted, What it basicly said was that he was going to get all of his friends and Flag anything Afro_Stud submitted. I'll let you know if I find out anything else

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At 7/21/06 06:51 PM, AustinR wrote:

At 7/21/06 06:38 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Good day fellow soliders. I have to ask you have you heard about the mass flaggers in the portal. they been targeting certain flash authors recent so they can get portal banned. they already got afro stud portal banned. it is a disgrace if I ever heard. Other then that things have been normal for me well back to the thread for me

Yeah I have. As far as I know it's "Gamescool"and his friends that flagged Afro_Stud's flash the reason I know this is because (I love Doing Detective work/backround checks and) he left it in a abusive review that was flagged and deleted, What it basicly said was that he was going to get all of his friends and Flag anything Afro_Stud submitted. I'll let you know if I find out anything else

That is the same guy who got Review banned for making abuse reviews afro movies. I know this because I was reading his reviews and all of them were abusive towards afro stud's movies he then got reported to a review mod and banned. I guess he feels he shouldn't of gotten banned for leaving abusive reviews. there are other people who think it is him as well it is people like that, that even make food and a few other bad seeds look decent in my eye

At 7/21/06 07:39 PM, Littlewashu wrote: there are other people who think it is him as well

I got my information from Afro_Stud herself

Yo everybody! I just saw Clerks 2 today, and I LOVED IT!!! It was hilarious, the characters were all enjoyable, and I would even see it again. I highly reccomend it.

At 7/21/06 07:50 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Yo everybody! I just saw Clerks 2 today, and I LOVED IT!!! It was hilarious, the characters were all enjoyable, and I would even see it again. I highly reccomend it.

Really? It wasn't bad, but I always prefered some of the earlier work of Kevin Smith, before the Studios got him, like the original Clerks and Mall Rats...

At 7/21/06 08:21 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/21/06 07:50 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Yo everybody! I just saw Clerks 2 today, and I LOVED IT!!! It was hilarious, the characters were all enjoyable, and I would even see it again. I highly reccomend it.

Really? It wasn't bad, but I always prefered some of the earlier work of Kevin Smith, before the Studios got him, like the original Clerks and Mall Rats...

Well, the studio didn't get to Kevin Smith. I found my self laughing the whole time. Anyway, sure you can say the originals were better, but that's because nothing came before it! If Clerks 2 came first, you would probably like that more. So overall, I reccomend it highly.

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*Salute*

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Great story Ghost_Phantom. I'm glad to see you're all right. I may not post much, but I follow the posts that are made.

Portal-banned, review-banned...this is why I waited about 1 1/2 years before I dared to post anything at all in any forum. I was (still am) so deathly afraid of being banned. Given my bouts of depression, if I were locked out of NG for any length of time, it would shatter the fragile balance of my sanity. It may sound melodramatic, but NG is like an emotional crutch for me. It's an escape and a desperately needed one at that.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

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